"Something is imminent, but if you don't make it clear what you want to know, you obviously won't act with confidence, so you have to be patient and tell you. ”

The gut-pumping ghost's heart gradually became anxious, but his tone was as smooth as a river in a dam, after all, he had seen the world, and he had almost cultivated to the realm of pampering and not being shocked.

"The beheading ghost Yi Biaoxiong is just a special bloodthirsty person, and what he is most willing to do in the yang world is to kill chickens, pigs, cows or other animals, all of which are beheaded with a knife, never cut his throat, never drag mud and water.

"When others slaughter chickens and cut their throats, he slaughters them, but he presses the head of the chicken on the cutting board and cuts off the head with a knife.

"Others slaughtered the New Year's pig and stabbed the neck with a sharp knife, but he slaughtered the New Year's pig, after tying the pig, he used a machete to cut off the pig's head and ......"

"Doesn't that seem to be a great crime?" The poor ghost thinks that it is understandable for people to raise pigs and chickens and slaughter them for meat.

"There's nothing wrong with slaughtering pigs and chickens, but there's something else wrong. ”

The gut-pumping ghost noticed that the light was getting brighter and brighter in the mound, and he became uneasy, and moved into a darker corner.

"When Yi Biaoxiong has nothing to do, he will pick up a machete and wander around the mountains and fields, whether it is a frog or a water snake, or a grassy canopy, and he will cut off his head with one knife......

"The animals and plants that he killed are countless. Later, he became a pig slaughterer. Later, he was taken out of his hometown by a boss to hunt elephants in a foreign land......"

"Ah, he dares to kill elephants?" The poor ghost knew that it would not be fake, but he couldn't help but ask.

He had never seen an elephant in the underworld, nor had he seen an elephant in the underworld, only in elementary school textbooks and TV movies, and it was a mysterious behemoth.

"Why would he not dare to kill in order to sell ivory? There are many people who often suffer from amnesia and forget the way back. ”

The gut-pumping ghost is not strange.

Yi Biaoxiong hunted elephants not only in China, but also in Africa – in the international market, his boss controls the largest area of the ivory business. He cut off not only elephants, but also human heads......"

"Speak more carefully!" the poor ghost reddened, a little impatient.

"The international police carried out a big pursuit, Yi Biaoxiong covered the retreat of the boss, jumped out of the grass and attacked suddenly, and after cutting off the heads of five policemen, he also wanted to cut off the head of the sixth policeman, but his movements slowed down and he was swept into a sieve. ”

The gut-pumping ghost said unhurriedly, the life and death of others did not affect his mood, it was really hard-hearted.

"After the guy died, he closed the coffin and rightfully went to beheading hell, and began his old business - cutting off his own head endlessly.

Because he never screamed in pain or wailed, Yi Biaoxiong was also looked at differently by the judge for later use. ”

"Oh, that's right, a good bad bastard, and I can't be careless with his quick knife. The poor ghost was a little timid, thinking about his unique secret weapon "Thunderbolt Ghost Fire Bomb" and the housekeeping trick "Evil Ghost Sand", he finally gasped a little softer, "What about that? What about the mother-in-law who likes to hang her neck, she is not a good person, is she?"

"Hell demons, naturally not good people!"

The intestinal ghost spoke coldly - when it came to female ghosts, he was not angry, and the pain caused by the woman in his previous life seemed to be difficult to let go of even when it came to the underworld.

"The hanged ghost Sha Jishan turned out to be an ordinary rural woman, there is nothing peculiar, and the change starts from parting - a woman who can't stand loneliness will go astray sooner or later.

"The man went out to work, Sha Jishan was lonely, so he seduced the man's father-in-law, and was scolded by the mother-in-law after finding out, she made a plan to make the father-in-law crazy, hanged the mother-in-law, and used clever words to create a false impression and deceived the police officers of the police station.

Like a pig and a dog, Sha Jishan and her father-in-law Hu Tianhu spent a while, and found that her father-in-law's ability was limited and not comfortable enough, and he teamed up with a young man in the village with developed limbs and a brain full of bean dregs, and hanged his father-in-law.

"Hanged his father-in-law, and with clever words, he got away with it, fought with young men, and started a new romantic life.

"Half a year later, Sha Jishan saw that the young man was becoming more and more unpleasant, and persuaded him to drink and drugged, and hanged the young man......

"Oh, there is such a thing?" the poor dead ghost was shocked again, "it is not terrible to be, but it is to be obscene and poisonous." ”

"Sha Jishan is so slender and cute, she looks so pitiful, and she pretends to be so sincere and honest, and she speaks with no flaws, who would suspect that she is a murderer?"

The gut-pumping ghost sneered a few times.

"Sha Jishan is a natural actor, and she is also born with madness*, and before and after, she hanged nine men.

"However, Sha Jishan didn't get any good ends, and finally got a dirty disease and breast cancer, and died with a grudge full of ambition and unrewarded......

"Alas, the heroine among the women, she is vicious! The hot girl is delicious enough, and such a female ghost is also delicious enough, and when we meet in the future, we have to be good with her...... "The poor ghost suddenly felt unprecedented fear, and as he spoke, the cowardice in his heart was exposed.

The gut-pumping ghost heard the clue and said proudly: "Brother, those evil ghosts are powerful in the yang world, but when they come to the underworld, they are not my food. As for me, I was hit ninety-nine and eighty-one holes by your move, and my vitality was seriously damaged, and I have not fully recovered. Alas, in the final analysis, your Mao brothers are the boss, and when they see you, even if they don't run away, they will quickly hide. Brother, go into the village with confidence, for the matter of wages is very simple, and I will never treat you badly. ”

The correct analysis of the sycophants was so loud that the poor ghost was relieved, his heart was full of joy, and he was ready to leave immediately, but he couldn't help asking: "When will the wages be paid?"

"Don't worry about this salary?" The gut-pumping ghost wanted to be furious, feeling that this was a contempt for himself, but he had to swallow his anger, "As long as the land acquisition is successful and the bid is won in hand, the first phase of the appropriation will be no less than one billion, which needs to be pulled by a double-bridge car...... Even if it is taken away by other ghosts, I still have more than 8 million in my memory card, will there be less of you? Besides, my brother's elixir has helped my ghost power increase greatly, and for this alone, my brother will also give you three or five thousand as expenses. ”

The poor dead man was stunned for a moment, rubbed his hands together again and again, and said, "That's good! That's good! Money is not everything, but without money, you can't." The eldest brother is an honest gentleman, and he is a big money in the underworld, you have to give me 5,000 as a thanksgiving fee, and you will thank you in advance for being a brother. ”

You bastard is also an honest gentleman, and the honest gentleman will be indiscriminate, I'm sorry!

The poor dead ghost had other ideas in his heart, so he bowed respectfully and asked, "In addition to the normal salary, how much will you pay you if I help you drive out a villager?"

"Fifty dollars!" replied the gut-pumping ghost, cheerfully.

"How can it be so cheap?" The poor ghost was stunned.

"If you drive away, you may return, and you will cause trouble. "Gut pumpers have always disliked constant trouble.

Alas, poor villagers!

"Kill one?" The poor dead tentatively.

"A hundred!" the gut-pumping ghost raised his voice.

"Only a hundred?" The poor dead ghost felt indignant -- why were those villagers so worthless? It turned out that in the eyes of the rich, the poor were all cheap.

"If I had cut through the mess quickly and acted earlier, I would have been able to clean up the entire village in half an hour, and I wouldn't have to pay this extra cost. One hundred yuan is a last resort, and the price paid is sky-high. The gut-pumping ghost showed obvious remorse.

Alas, poor villagers!

"Ahem—" the poor dead man coughed dryly, "Shall I help you save one?"

"What do you mean?" the gut-pumping ghost was obviously puzzled, and his tone was much more depressed.

"I'm going to be entangled by other evil spirits, and I'm going to kill them, how much will I give them to each one?" the poor ghost said about money, and became more and more energetic, "The ghost woman with a stone mill on her chest and back seems to have said that they have already entered the village." ”

"Can't let them succeed!" the gut-pumping ghost became impatient, "I can't let them take the lead - save a person they want to kill, I'll give you five hundred, you kill the person who saved again, and give you another hundred!

The poor dead ghost was overjoyed, and said, "This is wonderful! I have already killed seven people in the village for the first time, does it count? Five-seven-twenty-five, will you still give me the 2,500 yuan for harming people? Big brother boss, please understand my nagging and long-winded - I am a poor ghost with no education, but I am not a fool. ”

Mao Changsheng entered high school in a trance, although his eloquence is good, his memory is average, he doesn't learn mathematics very well, and the multiplication formula was memorized many years ago in his previous life, so "five-seven-thirty-five" became "five-seven-twenty-five".

Hearing him recite the wrong mantra, the gut-pumping ghost hurriedly added in a shocking voice: "Do the math, your hard work will be rewarded." Five-seven-twenty-five, I owe you 2,500 yuan now, and I will settle the general account together in the future and make it up to you! Brother Mao is straight-hearted, and I like you the most as a brother -- those who are hypocritical and don't talk about money, it is even more terrible to make money. ”

The poor ghost has already been paid, and he will have to pay for harm in the future, this is really a double happiness, he is so happy that he jumps three feet high, and he can't stop silently reciting "five, seven, twenty-five", spinning, turning into a yin wind, and suddenly drifting towards the village.