Manure scavengers are actually a profession with a long history......

As for Uncle Liu Huang, when he was selling straw sandals at home before he was developed, he never picked up dung in the backyard. Even the peddlers' pawns always collect the dried cow dung when grazing the cattle for firewood. It's just that modern people rarely come into contact with it.

Don't touch it! It's neither ornamental nor edible, unless someone with a special hobby like 'The Warm Corpse' is interested!

I'm still ashamed of same-sex love, you've seen through Hongchen and you're full of interest in dung!

Hearing that Qin Fen asked the two of them to collect fresh dinosaur feces, Ito Makoto's smile froze, and he said:

"What's that...... Why collect such disgusting stuff? …… I don't want to do it, I just want to know the meaning of doing it, so that I can devote myself to the great revolutionary cause with all my enthusiasm......"

"You're wrong," Qin Fen explained in a serious way, "from a scientifically rigorous point of view, there is no relationship between 'feces' and 'disgusting' – this is the unabsorbed part of the residue that passes through the large intestine and is excreted from the body in solid, semi-fluid, or fluid form. Also known as "" or "urine". ”

The silver wolf raised his hand and replied, "Put aside our northeast Nagadar, the dialect is called 'Baba'." ”

Qin Fen nodded, "It was said in Journey to the West that this is the stage of the reincarnation of the five grains, and it is a part of all things in heaven and earth, yin and yang, how can it be disgusting?" According to what you say, when you give birth, aren't you all 'spewing blood'? ”

“……”

Ai Jiaer couldn't understand this sentence, and gently pulled Miss Yinzi's arm, with a natural cute face, and asked:

"Sister, what does this have to do with the bloody mouth?"

"This ......" Miss Yinzi blushed, glared at Qin Fen fiercely, and said in a slur manner, "This problem is not suitable for children, and you will naturally know it later." ”

Originally, Qian Xue on the side was also puzzled, feeling that Qin Fen's words were inexplicable, and he didn't know what to say at all. But when I saw that the other men were all smiling, a cheap look that won the taste of it, I suddenly remembered the scene of a woman giving birth......

Isn't that just a bloody mouth?

As soon as she thought of this, Qian Xue's face turned red, and she gritted her teeth and glared at the initiator, if her eyes could kill, Qin Fen was afraid that she would already be riddled with holes. This hateful guy is really shameless, and he actually says such H jokes...... Shameless, indecent, filthy, shameless!

Such a 'profound' question is obviously not something that children should know, seeing that several women were slightly red and wanted to get angry, Qin Fen hurriedly coughed, and then changed the topic and said:

"The Japanese have a custom called the female body sheng, you know?"

The scum nodded timidly, "I know...... I have observed and studied it on the Internet. ”

The so-called female body is sheng. I think everyone knows that. It is to cleanse a girl after several processes and lie flat on the dining table. Then, on various parts of its body, it is placed on the "sushi", a delicacy of the Wa country. When eaten by diners, this kind of food that exudes the fragrance of a girl's body is said to have its own unique effect, which can strengthen the body and prevent all diseases.

After a period of development and evolution, a new and more popular variety was born - "Human Feast". Some young and unadulterated girls are selected, and after physical training, they enter special dietary training. The girls were asked to eat only a certain variety of fruit each day, such as bananas, pineapples, watermelons, etc. No food should be consumed otherwise. In order to ensure that there are no impurities and odors in the body. Diners who want to eat this feast need to make a reservation 5 days in advance and specify the desired poop flavor, such as watermelon or pineapple. After the diners have made reservations, the restaurateur picks a young girl. First, let them take a purifying medicine to completely cleanse their intestines; then starved for 1 day; For the next 3 days, the girl could only eat the fruits of the taste specified by the diner, and she was not allowed to poop. When it was time for the formal meal, the girl squatted on a specially designed table with a hole in the middle. And under the hole is the plate, so that when the girl's poop comes out, the diners will compete with the spoon in their hands to get it. It's a spectacular spectacle, and it's expensive. One such feast costs 500,000 yen, or about 35,000 yuan.

After briefly popularizing the knowledge of the island country, Qin Fen continued: "Now you understand the scolding? Even if it's a piece of, in some ways, it's a drop of value! ”

"Okay, don't talk about it, let's go." Zhang Cheng sweated profusely and begged for mercy.

Nima, let you go on, what must be the taste of poop next, right? I can't help but give you a taste of poop!

Zhang Cheng and Lao Zhao, the true loves, left in embarrassment, and Qin Fen did not forget to tell him in the back:

"Pack it separately, get about thirty packs, remember to be fresh, and it must be a carnivorous dinosaur poop!"

“……”

On the other side, the elf girl bit a finger in her mouth, and her little face looked very tangled, and she could faintly see crystal saliva flowing from the corner of her mouth. She looked at Onimaihime and asked curiously:

"Sister, is that really what you say? Isn't that really delicious? Why don't we try it? ”

This time, even a woman with an extremely quiet personality like Ghost Maihime couldn't help but get mad, and curled her finger and struck the elf girl's head, and a faint flush appeared on her pale and bloodless face: "...... Shut up! Can you think of something else but eat in your head? ”

Twenty minutes later, Lao Zhao and the two of them, who were covered in foul smell, returned in embarrassment with large bags and small bags. With crushed leaves stuffed in his nostrils and a mask on his mouth, Rao is like this, and his body is still stained with a lot of things that reincarnate in grains, and he looks miserable and embarrassed.

Especially the scumbag Cheng, who was still wearing a pair of black goggles on his face, and the left half of his cheek was stained with suspicious yellow paste of unknown origin, and his face was dull, with an expression of seeing through the red dust.

The silver wolf said: "Wearing sunglasses at night, not afraid of wrestling?" ”

The scum Cheng twisted his neck stiffly, and the corners of his mouth grinned a smile that was more ugly than crying, and replied:

"I don't want to wear it, God knows what that spinosus ate to. These poops...... It's too spicy for the eyes! ”

“……”

(Spinosaurus was a large carnivorous dinosaur that lived in North Africa, reaching 12 meters in length and weighing 4,000 kilograms to 5,000 kilograms.) Curiously, its back is covered with some tall rod-like bones, which may be covered with a layer of skin, like a ship's sails. The children's shoes that have seen the blue cat's naughty three thousand questions should have an image. ）

"Alright, it's time to get down to business." Qin Fen clapped his hands and said, "Presumably, most of the people in the task of 'hunting the Tyrannosaurus Rex' have not yet been completed, so our next target is these big guys." ”

Saying that, he said the trick of adding fecal bombs that he had used to rescue Ai Jiaer before, and everyone suddenly realized. Since it's a preliminary preparation to complete the main quest, play with dung or something...... I was barely able to accept it.

Although the number of adventurers in this temporary team has exceeded 10, which is a very powerful combination, but against a boss creature like Tyrannosaurus Rex, which has meat and output, no amount of preliminary preparation is much. After all, no one wants to try the taste of missing arms and legs, and the giant mouth of the Tyrannosaurus Rex full of file serrations is not for fun, it is just like Sun Dasheng's golden hoop stick, which can be long or short, soft and hard. If you are next to it, you will die, and if you rub it, you will be injured. If you wipe the gun, you can go off, and the dart will go straight to the bull's-eye......

The dawn is about to rise, and it is the darkest hour in the jungle. At this time, an obscene voice suddenly appeared outside the Tyrannosaurus rex's lair, and the marmot seemed to find a bag of steaming hot things from the space and threw it far away. As the scent molecules spread in the air with the wind, a thunderous roar suddenly exploded through the jungle, startling countless resident birds.

There's a big bag of fresh spiny poop!

As everyone knows, all the fierce beasts at the top of the food chain attach great importance to the concept of territory, just like a puppy peeing to mark the territory, and the Tyrannosaurus rex usually uses feces to demarcate the warning range. At this moment, when you suddenly smell the feces of another carnivorous beast near your nest, how can you not be angry?

The first step of the "Tyrannosaurus Rex Hunting Plan", the 'bait' is completed.

(The author is a loser and has now joined the FFF team)