The guide was the worst, he was looking for a hidden place there, lest something appear and fight with the others for a while, and there was nowhere to hide, and he happened to see a stone cave, and he was just about to go in, and when he turned around, everyone was gone.

He almost cried out in fright, snorting and shouting, "Where are you?" Come out and don't scare me! But there was still no movement after listening to it, which really frightened him. I quickly retreated into the cave, but it wasn't a problem to stay here.

Just as he was thinking about what to do, suddenly the entire burial chamber lit up, and everyone appeared in front of the guide. He rubbed his eyes, "I'm not hallucinating, are you, where did you just go?" ”

Yue Feng stepped forward and patted him, "How can it be an illusion, we went to find the way just now, no, Lao Cui has already found the way to the outside." ”

The guide couldn't believe it, "Didn't you say that this is some kind of circular tomb that needs to be cracked before you can get out?" How is there a way out again? ”

Cui Fat Man walked over and patted him on the shoulder, "If you can get out, you can get out, you have so much nonsense there!" The guide has always been a little jealous of Cui Fatzi, and he didn't dare to ask again, so he secretly pulled Sakuragi, "Young master, can we really go out this time?" ”

Sakuragi replied affirmatively, "Yes, they have found their way out, and we can go back on a business trip." ”

The guide couldn't close his mouth, "Where to go out, where to go out, I don't want to stay in this hellish place for a minute." ”

Cui Fatzi pointed to a cave, "This is it", and walked in, and they followed one after another, and the guide finally found everyone here, and he didn't dare to slack off, so he quickly followed.

As soon as he entered, he felt that the surrounding scenery was constantly changing, and the speed made him a little dizzy, and then as soon as he opened his eyes, he returned to the headquarters of the consortium, and the boss Zhang Xianzhang personally came to pick him up, "Oh, Lao Zhang, you have worked hard, this time only you and my righteous son are back, you are indispensable, come on, I will give you the wind!" ”

The guide's eyes were green, and when he saw a table of dishes to eat, he looked up and found that something was wrong, and the brothers who had been with him just now were gone. Even Sakuragi didn't know where to go, and he didn't recognize the others at the table, and he was a little panicked when he saw this sudden change, and the chicken paws in his hands fell to the ground.

Just when he was wondering, Zhang Xianzhang walked over, "Lao Zhang, go, come to the stage with me, tell me what you have seen and heard during this inspection, and also make a report to everyone!" ”

He wiped his mouth, "Boss, what about the others?" ”

Zhang Xianzhang's face was slightly angry, "They were all killed by me, they don't deserve to be here, if it weren't for you this time, you were their guide, and you brought them back, I'm afraid they would all miss a big thing, come on, don't worry about them, tell me what you have seen." ”

As he spoke, the guide was pulled onto the stage, and Zhang Xianzhang let him sit in the middle position, and the soft seat sat on it fluttering, this feeling was simply beautiful.

Before the beauty was finished, I heard Zhang Xianzhang say, "In this investigation, our biggest hero is this, our guide Zhang, and the biggest criminal minister is a few scum who are about to be executed by me, let's listen to the experience of guide Zhang and these scum when they investigate together, let us denounce them together!" ”

The guide didn't quite hear it, although he usually complained a lot about everyone, but if you want to say that the scum is probably not enough, and without everyone, how can he survive? But the boss told him, then he could only say it, otherwise he wouldn't put himself in the category of scum.

He sat down in his chair and moved the microphone to his lips, "They are indeed the scum of our consortium, and several tomb robbers we met later were also caught." ”

"That Zhou Yuefeng, what are the first generations, but he still doesn't know how to repent when he is in prison, many of our brothers died because of his misjudgment, and even his own brother Amin Ah Tao was killed by him."

"That Cui fat man is even more unreasonable, a fat man, who took a girl's name, what is Cui Xiulian, yelling at me all day long, I don't know how many catties and taels I have, and I don't have to rely on others when I meet ghosts."

"And that Dongzi, who said that he was a scholar, really embarrassed the face of the scholar, as soon as he entered the ancient tomb, he didn't understand anything, and after so many years of archaeology, it was better to be a few earth rats."

After speaking, I felt that I was talking too much, and coughed a few times. Zhang Xianzhang looked at him and motioned for him to continue.

The guide cleared his throat, "There is also a horse monkey, named Ma Mingyuan, he is really like a monkey, he is pouting around, he has nothing to do at all, we have almost been killed by him several times, I really don't know how he lived to be so big." ”

Then he stopped, and Zhang Xianzhang walked up to him, "Why did you stop?" ”

The guide said, "Then there is only one passer-by A and your son Sakuragi who met halfway, and the two of them have nothing to criticize." ”

Zhang Xianzhang said a little angrily, "Don't worry, isn't it my righteous son, and it's not biological, even if it's biological, if it's wrong, you have to say and punish them, they have all been locked up by me, and they will be executed immediately after their criticism meeting today." You say! ”

Although the guide is usually a person who loves to chew his tongue, it is really difficult to find him if he has nothing to do like this, but there is no way to please the boss, so he has to do it.

So he continued, "That Su Wu, we met in the tomb, he said that he himself lived in the tomb for a long time, bragging, I don't believe it, I can't stay in that tomb for a day, he can stay in it for so long without eating or drinking, who believes it, maybe he himself is a ghost." ”

"And Sakuragi, although he is the boss's righteous son, he doesn't protect the interests of the boss everywhere, but gets very close to that Zhou Yuefeng, I don't know what to think"

……

In fact, everyone has shortcomings, if you grasp the infinite magnification, it is really a terrible thing, everyone has been said all over again, and the more he speaks, the more he says, the more excited he is, at the beginning it was just for the perfunctory Zhang Xianzhang, at this time he felt a kind of refreshment of complaining!

It's so cool, they're not here, so these are all at the mercy of the guide, and this guide likes to chew the root of his tongue, and this time it's useful.

The more he spoke, the more he began to revel in such words, and the pleasure made him get carried away, and he kept exalting himself and belittling others, and finally began to complain about others.

His mind became blank, only himself was high above and those teammates who were not good at the pit, he closed his eyes and enjoyed the feeling, and when he suddenly opened his eyes, he saw that the people in the audience were a few of them, and they were looking at him with vicious eyes.

He hurriedly shouted "Boss, boss, how did they release it!" ”

But there is still the shadow of Zhang Xianzhang here, the guide was afraid, he stood up from the chair and slowly retreated, but several people were already about to come to the front, he was too scared, and felt that his soul had left his body.

"Brothers, I was wrong, I shouldn't have spoken out, I shouldn't have complained about you."

He tried his best to explain, but where could anyone listen to it, and suddenly they all turned into ghosts, hideous and terrifying, shouting "Give me back my life, give me back my life......

The guide was already frightened, and suddenly Zhang Xianzhang's voice appeared in his ears, "Don't be afraid, these grievances come from the bottom of your heart, the more you complain about them, the more afraid they are, now your grievances are too little, try to think about their disadvantages, increase your own grievances!" ”

The guide tried his best to think about their disadvantages, but maybe his conscience had not been extinguished, but what appeared in his mind was the way they saved him every time, he was put on the body, everyone was afraid of hurting themselves, and they would rather be injured than attack him with all their strength, and they were injured by crossbow arrows, Cui Fatzi found out first, and gave himself the ancestral medicine foam in time, Sakuragi's maintenance of him everywhere, and the life and death protection of the brothers......

These images all came to the guide's mind at once, and he shouted "No, I can't blame them, they have long regarded me as a relative, they defend me everywhere, they won't hurt me!" ”

And Zhang Xianzhang didn't seem to give up, and continued to say to him, "Are you really not resentful? That time it wasn't for them not telling you about crossbow arrows in time, you wouldn't get hurt, and every time they knew that you didn't have kung fu, they never thought about you, and took you to all kinds of dangerous places. ”

The guide seemed to be confused, and his eyes stared straight at Zhang Xianzhang. "That's right, that's it, they treat you badly, you should have a grudge, complain!"

The guide was not useless, he knew that he might be confused, but his thoughts could not be struggling, he knew that pain was the best way to wake up, so he vigorously tore open the scabbed opening.

Suddenly he came to his senses, where was the boss of the person in front of him, but a female ghost with a hideous face, the female ghost saw that he was already awake, so he could only come hard, stretched out his claws and pounced, the guide had no kung fu, and peed his pants all of a sudden.

As the urine in the trouser leg dripped down, ......the barrier was actually broken, and Yuefeng suddenly saw the guide who was wetting his pants, Yuefeng hurriedly stepped forward to subdue the female ghost, and led the spirit into the netherworld.

The guide was about to cry, "Why did you show up, scared me to death, scared me to death, I don't complain anymore, I don't have grudges anymore." ”

Cui Fatzi walked over and sniffed, "Why are you peeing your pants again." ”

Yue Feng cleaned up the female ghost and said, "Thanks to him peeing his pants, otherwise he would have hung up, all witchcraft and ghost magic are afraid of filthy things, in ancient times, the toilet was called a mixed yuan golden bucket, no matter what kind of witchcraft, paper people and paper horses, scattering beans into soldiers, as long as you splash this thing up, it will be resolved, you are really blessed and fateful." ”

The horse monkey remembered Dongzi, "I don't know if Dongzi is so lucky".