Chapter 307: The face is black, and the heart is even blacker

"What's wrong?" The decadent uncle grinned, as if he didn't understand why the atmosphere suddenly became solemn, he grabbed his hair that had not been washed for many days, and under the sunset, pieces of dandruff flew ~~

"Well, yes, the key." After a while, he suddenly realized that he slapped his forehead, "Look at my memory, hey, why did you forget it?" ”

As he spoke, he took out four keys that flashed with a faint white light, handed them to Qin Fen, and said with a smile:

"Big brother, I'm stupid, sometimes I always react slowly, don't mind."

Qin Fen smiled, and did not take the key, but said:

"You don't have to give it to me, you deserve it, after all, you also contributed."

It's just a few lowest-level keys, Qin Fen doesn't pay attention to them, what he values is Jack's attitude.

A small episode was soon revealed, and at this moment a faint mist had begun to fill the forest, and the sunset on the horizon had changed from prosperity to decline, and had dimmed. According to yesterday's experience, in less than half an hour, night will come.

"Alright, let's go back." Qin Fen spoke.

Everyone naturally had no objections, followed behind Qin Fen, and quickly walked down the mountain, after all, the Misty Mountain Range at night was very unsafe.

When he was about to walk out of the mountain forest, the werewolf scientist's ears moved, and he suddenly stopped, looked at a bush in front of him, and said:

"Someone!"

It was a small berry bush at the foot of the mountain, off the bounds of the Misty Mountains, and now it was showing verdant greenery, dotted with red thumb-sized fruits, which were very beautiful.

Footsteps began to sound, and a figure slowly turned from behind the bushes. Several people were waiting solemnly, but after seeing the person's face clearly, they suddenly seemed to have seen a ghost, and even Qin Fen was jumping out of the corner of his eyes......

"Bei...... Bei Ye?! ”

"Hey guys, I'm Bell. Grylls. This is an incomparably familiar face of nearly a billion people in the world, with short hair and smart dress, after seeing Qin Fen and a few people at this moment, a sunny smile appeared on his face, and then waved his hand unhurriedly.

Seeing that everyone wanted to speak and stopped, Bei Ye waved his hand and said first:

"Okay, don't ask, I really haven't had plastic surgery, and I'm indeed the former host of the 'Survival in the Wilderness' program."

As long as the adventurer has a survival point in his pocket, he can enjoy the most luxurious service in the world. Plastic surgery or something, not only is it minimally invasive, painless, and fast-acting, but also has no side effects, let alone no need to worry about recurrence. It can be said to be one of the favorite features of girls. International Chapter, Sister Bingbing, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn or something, if you go around the street, you can always see a few seven-image ...... However, there are not many male adventurers who have plastic surgery, unless they are Virgo/Virgo senior patients who have high requirements for their appearance, they will spend that share of money to buy sin.

But now that they suddenly see the man standing at the top of the food chain, everyone is still a little unacceptable, and they always feel that they can't say peace~~

"Ahem." Xie Fangfang's children's shoes stepped forward with enthusiasm on her face, "Master Bei, you are my idol, I love you to death!" When I was in college, I often watched your shows, fantasizing about one day going on adventures with you and treading the magnificent lands of the world...... By the way, can I ask you a few questions? ”

When Bei Ye is thirty, it is the most attractive age for men, and he is a British gentleman, and his attitude is naturally very good, even if Xie Tong's shoes are chattering and asking, he does not have the slightest impatience on his face, and said with a smile:

"Of course, I'm glad to meet you."

"Hmm, then the first question is - which one is stronger in excavator technology?"

"Huh?"

"Oops." Xie Tongshoe covered his mouth, squinted his eyes and said, "Hehe, I'm quick to talk for a while, ...... wrong to say."

Who knew that before the words fell, Bei Ye had already replied seriously:

"Shandong, China is looking for Lan Xiang."

“……”

"Well, you win." Qin Fen opened his eyes, covered his forehead and sighed.

"By the way, Master Bei, how did you get here? Did you accidentally have an accident while doing the show? Xie Tongshoe clenched his small fist, rubbed his tiger teeth, and said hatefully, "What about Kevin?" What about David? What are they doing, how can they hurt you! ”

Bei Ye shrugged his shoulders and said:

"You're mistaken, it doesn't have anything to do with Kevin."

Shaking his head as he spoke, he said helplessly:

"Remember three months ago, I did a show with Black Bama? In pursuit of the authenticity of the show, I picked up a salmon from the river that had been eaten by a bear. Who knew that after telling Black Bama the truth, he said, 'Hey, if you don't tell me, we can still be friends.'" ’”

"I thought it was just a joke." Bei Ye was very lonely, shook his head and said, "Who knew that a week later, a group of Avengers rushed into my house in the night...... That's how I got here. ”

"This man is so hateful!" Ai Jia'er frowned, "No wonder the teacher once said that the black Bama is not a good person, and it is true." The face is black, and the heart is even blacker! ”

Qin Fen: "......"

"Fans around the world will be very sad to hear this news." Classmate Xie comforted, and his mood suddenly brightened again, "Master Pei, if you don't do another show on the spot, I will also have the capital to brag when I go out in the future, you see, I have an exclusive collector's edition of Master Pei!" ”

What a twenty-four-year-old woman buys cute! If it weren't for the weirdness of this matter, Qin Fen would have slapped it earlier.

Bei Ye is very dedicated and professional, and said with a smile:

"It just so happens that I've finished the task, so if you don't mind, let's talk as we go."

So, a Middle-earth version of "Survival in the Wilderness" was launched.

"Hi, I'm Bell. Grylls. ”

"This time we will show you how to try to survive after entering the unknown. Gain insight into unknown dangers and fight for food. ”

"Well, without further ado, let's hurry forward and try to reach the Shire before it gets dark. You know, the wilderness at night is a very dangerous place, and standing stupid is even more dangerous and unwise. To do this, we have to race against time, not only to maintain the heat in our body, but also because of this so that we do not waste calories stored in our body. ”

With that, Bei Ye turned and walked towards Charles, his steps steady and full of caution. It can be seen that the professionalism is quite high.

“…… When we descend into the unknown world, we must first be calm, panic is the biggest enemy. Then try to look around and gather information, such as the sky, season, location, use what you have at hand, look for people, find clues, and finally make a reasonable plan. While it is wrong to stay in one place for a long time without doing anything, it is even more irrational and dangerous to go around aimlessly and exhaust physical strength. ”

"Once you have made a plan, you need to collect the food you need every day, and you need to be healthy and nutritious."

Bei Ye walked to the edge of the bush where he appeared and picked a small fruit with bright colors.

"Don't try it rashly before you are sure whether the fruit found in the wild can be eaten, but look for the feces and footprints of birds and beasts nearby, if there is, it means that the food is non-toxic."

Saying this, Bei Ye took one out and threw it into his mouth, chewing it slowly:

"Hmm...... This taste...... It doesn't feel bad...... Whew, it feels like eating strawberries, but with one more cheese, it will definitely taste even better. ”

Tossing a few more fruits into his mouth and chewing them, he turned and walked towards Charles.

"It's time to get out of here, and before you go to sleep, be sure to choose a safe place to stay, and the Shire are obviously a good choice."

Just walked step by step, and Bei Ye's mouth didn't stop, or how to say that people are dedicated.

“…… In this kind of place, you have to face the accident in the wilderness at any time, and the key to survival is to turn the predicament you face into your survival strength at any time. In the dense and uninhabited jungle, there are always crises and opportunities, and only careful observation and rich knowledge can save us from danger......"

"There is smoke in the distance, and patches of wheat fields, which represent traces of the activity of intelligent beings, and we should be able to find support in the direction of the king, but before that...... I think we need a pathfinder to keep away the lizards and snakes that roam the grass and forage for food. ”

Saying this, Pei Ye looked around and folded a wooden stick casually:

"It's a great place to start, and the material is all over the place...... Well, let's move on. ”

Everyone followed behind Bei Ye in a daze, advancing towards Charles, as the sun set below the horizon, the night was completely rewarded, and everything was shrouded in deep darkness.

The man at the top of the food chain continued to say calmly:

"Humans have an innate fear of the night, because the 'eye', the human sensory organ, loses most of its function in the dark. This is normal, so be calm and don't mess up. ”

"If you have to act in the dark, it is recommended that you choose the night vision device produced by Jugover, as long as 998, you can completely get rid of the trouble of the night."

In this comic way, everyone finally came to the outside of Xia Er Village, and Bei Ye's Middle-earth survival story was also announced:

"Okay, here, we've found traces of civilization, but before you rush in, you'll have to make sure they're not cannibals......"

Qin Fen complained speechlessly: "Cannibal race? Bei Ye, are you talking about yourself? ”