Chapter 157: Xie Bi'an
The old hanged ghost seemed to be waiting for Mr. Cui's words, only to see that he put a dry hand on Mr. Cui's shoulder, and the other hand reached out in front of Mr. Cui, rubbed his thumb between his index finger and middle finger a few times, and then said to Mr. Cui with a smile: "Look, your lord and I have walked such a long way, you can't let me come for nothing, hehe, I want to ask for personnel." ”
Do you still have the face to say!! Mr. Cui couldn't cry or laugh when he boarded, you and I learned from the experience, and you also took care of my uncle's 'personnel'.
What is 'personnel', I think you have witnessed all the way to the six young children go to the west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, the Song Dynasty Xu Guan's "Dongzhai Chronicle? "People and Things" records: "Today's people are left behind by things, which is called personnel." ’
The so-called personnel, to put it bluntly, is that people help you do things, you can't let people do it for nothing, you have to give some benefits.
Mr. Cui was about to cry when he heard this, he looked at the old hanged ghost in front of him, and thought to himself, big brother, you have done the opposite, don't bring such a shameless and shameless person, you must know that you are asking me to do something for you, you still care that I want your uncle's money?
But there was no way, Mr. Cui just wanted to send the eldest brother away as soon as possible in his heart at this time, and it seemed that he had already known the surname of the hanged ghost, so he gritted his teeth, and then said to the hanged ghost: "No problem, Master Xie speaks, can you not do it?" Do you think I'll mail you this number first? ”
After that, Mr. Cui raised his palm and gestured a 'four', the old hanged ghost shook his head, and then also stretched out his hand to draw an 'eight', Mr. Cui was suddenly a little depressed, but he didn't dare to bargain, if he didn't comply, it is estimated that the hanged ghost's pistol-like gesture would have to hit Mr. Cui's head directly.
Mr. Cui thought about it, then sighed, and then arched his hand and said: "No problem, the 800 billion treasure banknotes will be mailed to your house on time within seven days, by the way, Master Xie, I still have something to ask you." ”
When the hanged ghost saw that the money was in hand, he smiled, but he showed his ruffian appearance again, and he said, "If you ask again, you have to settle it separately, two foreign girls, how about two more sets of nurse clothes." ”
His uncle, your taste is really heavy, Mr. Cui scolded secretly, but he nodded without hesitation, and then said: "No problem, I want to ask, how is my master and his old man now......"
Mr. Cui said this, a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes, the hanged ghost was now in a good mood to extort a sum of money and goods, and after putting away the ruffian's appearance, he said to Mr. Cui: "Xiao Jiu, it's good now, it's all fashionable to reform through labor now, and it is said that a lot of sentences have been reduced." ”
When Mr. Cui heard the hanged ghost say this, he asked tentatively, "What about ......it?" I said Master Xie, you see that my master is doing so well, if I do a little more here............"
"Bold! You should be able to do anything with money! The hanged ghost snorted coldly, and the terrifying feeling hit again, Zhang Shifei unconsciously took two or three steps back, and at the same time his heart began to beat violently, but Mr. Cui didn't react this time, he didn't even tremble, he just lowered his head, and then sighed.
The hanged ghost saw that Mr. Cui was not afraid of his majesty, and there was a trace of appreciation in his small eyes, and he said with a smile: "But ...... If you can prepare a mountain of gold, it is not impossible to reduce the sentence, even if you can't reduce the sentence, you can make Xiao Jiu live more comfortably below. ”
After hearing this, Mr. Cui quickly raised his right arm, he was more than 1.70 meters tall, and the height of his raised hand was about 2 meters, only to see him say without hesitation: "I go out of ten gold mountains, just ask my master to be peaceful, tired and impermanent, if the sentence can be reduced, I will also come out of 100 and 1,000!" ”
Although, Zhang Shifei doesn't understand what the 'gold mountain' and 'treasure money' in their mouths are, but it sounds scary, it's hundreds of billions, I really don't understand what this head is thinking, usually he buys steamed buns in the morning with kohlrabi filling, why is it so crazy today?
When the hanged ghost saw Mr. Cui's expression, his eyes revealed appreciation, and he smiled for a moment, and then said in a strange manner: "Wait for me to believe it." ”
After saying that, the old hanged ghost turned around, and then flew up in a flutter, and flew into the distance without looking back, turned a building, and disappeared.
The old hanged ghost finally left, only to see that Mr. Cui seemed to be relieved, he turned around and walked back to the bench, and then sat down, at this time, he didn't care about the rule of a box of cigarettes a month, he took out a cigarette and lit it and took a long puff, and then sighed: "His uncle, it's really scared to death...... Hey, what are you doing standing there stupidly? ”
Obviously, this sentence is said to Zhang Shifei, after the hanged ghost flew away, Zhang Shifei was still standing there stupidly, in fact, he didn't want to do this, but the power of the voice after the hanged ghost was too great, that kind of fear pointed directly to the heart of the person, Zhang Shifei only felt that his two legs were trembling uncontrollably, and he couldn't stop it, and the cold sweat behind him brushed it was like running five thousand meters, what kind of strength this is! Zhang Shifei thought that it seemed that Mr. Cui was right to ask him to stop saying goodbye before, and if the hanged ghost really wanted to kill them, it probably wouldn't take much effort.
After all, Mr. Cui is a person who has come over, and he has long recovered from his fear, and when he saw Zhang Shifei, he smiled, and then said to him: "Okay, everyone is gone, don't be afraid." ”
Zhang Shifei breathed a sigh of relief, and when he turned around, he found that his feet were all weak, so he could only smile awkwardly, and then walked back to the bench, sat on the chair and hurriedly asked, "Divide your head...... Who is the hanged man? Why is it so fierce?! Scared the hell out of me. ”
Mr. Cui smiled bitterly, then took another puff of cigarette and said to Zhang Shifei: "It is not an ordinary hanged ghost, it is the overlord of the hanged ghosts." ”
The overlord of the hanged ghosts? Isn't that still a hanged man? Zhang Shifei thought about it, so he stroked his chest with his hand and asked, "What is the origin?" You just said okay? ”
Mr. Cui rubbed his shoulder with his hand, and then said to the right and wrong: "You, you, in addition to wanting to pick up girls in the future, you should take the time to read more books, I don't even know Bai Wuchang, what else do you say?" ”
White impermanence? Zhang Shifei sighed in his heart, and at the same time couldn't help shouting: "Damn!" Isn't that a character from Journey to the West?! How can it really exist? ”
"What Journey to the West." Mr. Cui sighed, and then said to him: "Looking for you to say this, monsters and ghosts are also characters in Journey to the West, don't they also exist?" ”
Zhang Shifei was speechless, so he listened to Mr. Cui tell him the origin of the old hanged ghost, it turns out that there are people in our world, ghosts have the underworld, the world and the underworld are like yin and yang, mirrors and the real general, are the same, there are errand policemen in the world, and there are naturally errand ghosts in the underworld. The bull head and horse face are black and white impermanence', the one just now is the legendary white impermanence, but Zhang Shifei doesn't seem to be wrong, because it is indeed a hanged ghost, three hundred and sixty lines of line out of the champion, this white impermanence is the highest state of the hanged ghost, this white impermanence is a person before his death, naturally has a name, his surname is Xie, his name is Bi'an, his surname is greedy for money, and the hat on his head is written 'Fortune at first sight', but this' 'Fortune at first sight' seems to be a complete reversal, because Mr. Cui has never made a fortune no matter when he saw it, but he actually broke his fortune, where do you say this is reasonable?
Mr. Cui said, in fact, today is not bad, the black impermanence did not come, if the grandson also came, it is estimated that it will be even more terrifying.
Zhang Shifei was speechless, although he didn't know how the black impermanence was, but this white impermanence was enough for a dream, he thought to himself, yes, today is an eye-opener, I can't imagine that helping other people's spirits can still see this kind of legendary ghosts, but if you think about it, it seems that there is nothing to show off, after all, he has even seen the immortals, and he doesn't know how Chen Jian is better than this white impermanence, it is estimated that he should win.
Thinking of this, he sighed, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Listen to what you just said, do you know?" ”
Mr. Cui smiled bitterly and nodded: "That's right, to do what we do, we must have some contact with the underworld, we are messengers, so naturally we have to have some contact, alas, it seems that this time it will be troublesome again." ”
"What's the trouble? Money? By the way, where do you get so much money, and what kind of gold do you have? Zhang Shifei asked a little puzzled.
Mr. Cui held a cigarette, then pressed his temple with his right hand, and said to the right and wrong: "Qian Hao said, what he wants is paper money, 800 billion yuan is only a few dozen yuan, as for Jinshan, it is a little difficult to get, you must fold it with gold paper yourself, but these are nothing, what I am worried about is that the yin market will not be open to traffic for a day, so Dong Sizhe and the eldest sister in yellow will have to be taken care of by us, for fear that something will go wrong." ”
It's really difficult to do this, thinking of this, Zhang Shifei actually had some sympathy and parted ways, he lit a cigarette and calmed down, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Okay, don't think so much, didn't the grandson just say it, just two or three days, what can happen in two or three days?" ”
"It's for the best." Mr. Cui said, he took out his mobile phone, then looked at the time, and said to Zhang Shifei: "I hope there won't be any chaos in the next few days, otherwise I have this heart...... Forget it, let's go, it's time to go back and get ready. ”
Zhang Shifei also nodded, and then got up, his legs didn't tremble now, but he still had palpitations, he thought to himself why he had been so unlucky in the past two days, and he saw the hell one after another, could this be a precursor to something?
Phew, what do I think, Zhang Shifei thought of this, hurriedly spat to the side, and at the same time said silently in his heart: Tong Yan Wuji, the wind blows, Tong Yan Wuji, the wind blows away.
Whether his current words can be regarded as Tongyan, we don't know, Zhang Shifei got up and followed Mr. Cui upstairs, the two didn't say a word when they went upstairs, each with their own hearts, Mr. Cui always felt that something was wrong with this thing, and caught up with the yellow-clothed sister to report to the Yin City, and the Yin City repaired the train track, is this a coincidence? I'm afraid, it's not that simple.
(To be continued)