Chapter 27 It's terrible to be uneducated
What can you do in 10 minutes?
Ten minutes can drink wine, stir-fry vegetables, smoke two cigarettes, make a sister, and make a gun......
But ten minutes is too late for the stars to escape.
The two old guys of Nandou rushed over, and in the face of the two strongest forces in the True Three Worlds, Xing Ying seemed to have no way but to escape.
Xing Ying also knew that he was definitely no match for those two old guys, so he immediately began to run away the moment he heard the main god's prompt...... That's impossible.
These two old guys have turned themselves here, and how can they be right if they don't leave them some gifts?
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In the mountains and forests hundreds of miles away.
The two immortals, Nandou and Beidou, were shuttling quickly between the jungles at this time. If Xingying was here, he would definitely be a little surprised, because these two old guys were actually flying in Edgeworth.
Although the speed of the flight is a little slower, the altitude is a little lower, and the flight is smooth...... But this is at least an encounter with flying, isn't it? After coming to Zhensan and seeing so many immortals, it was the first time that Xing Ming had seen a real monk who knew how to use swordsmanship...... Well, I haven't seen it yet......
"Old Bei, what do you say is going on with us? Obviously, he was sitting there playing chess while waiting for that kid to teleport over, but why did he run a hundred miles away in a blink of an eye? "Nanhua is very depressed now, originally they spent a lot of effort to cast a spell to get Xing Ming to their side just to kill Xing Ming unexpectedly, but they didn't expect that the moment they saw Xing Ming arrive, they were pulled a hundred miles away by a strange force. Fail when you are about to succeed...... Even Nanhua was depressed and wanted to vomit blood.
"There's a master behind this kid to help him." Beidou pretended to touch his beard, and said calmly, "But don't worry, Lao Nan, I hurriedly launched the phantom array around the house before leaving, and I think that kid can't break it so quickly." ”
"But you said that there is a master behind that kid......" Nandou was a little worried.
"Don't worry, even if the master is so far away, it is impossible to come here so quickly, if it weren't for the fact that we spent a lot of energy to teleport that kid over, that person wouldn't have thought of plotting against us at all."
Hearing Beidou say this, Nandou nodded slightly with reassurance.
The South Dipper is born, and the North Dipper is dead. The surnames of the two determine their strength, Beidou is better at killing, while Nandou is good at saving people.
In terms of combat, Beidou is naturally more powerful, and Nandou is naturally relieved when he hears Beidou's confident words.
However, he didn't know that at this time, Beidou's own heart was also beating drums, and it took the two of them half a day and great energy to teleport such a mortal as Xingying (Beidou thought) here, but that person could send the two of them to a hundred miles away in an instant, this ability was beyond his imagination.
Although he was beating the drum in his heart, Beidou didn't show it on the surface, because he could give Nandou more confidence in this way.
They went to great lengths to get such a mortal, naturally not because Xing Ying wanted to kill them, after all, they didn't know that Xing Ying wanted to kill them. But they knew that Xing Ying had a jade seal in his hand.
What is the heirloom jade seal? The gathering of the national fortunes of the Qin and Han dynasties in the past 500 years is simply the Tang monk meat in the eyes of the monsters to their monks.
If Cao Ying, Sun Jian or Liu Bei got the heirloom jade seal, they wouldn't dare to rob it, because these three people are all people with the mandate of heaven, and snatching the heirloom jade seal from them will be punished by heaven.
But Xingming is different, he is just an outsider, not to mention the destiny of heaven, he doesn't even have a little heavenly favor on him, and the two of them are naturally unscrupulous to snatch it.
I didn't expect to encounter such an incident.
By the time Nandou and Beidou returned to their residences, the stars had already disappeared.
"How did this kid break our phantom array so quickly?" This time, even Beidou was shocked. However, if he knew that Xing Ying happened to break this formation by mistake, he didn't know what expression he would show......
"Chase, that kid must not have gone far yet!"
Beidou immediately decided to chase the stars, after all, the opportunity to grab the jade seal of the country is just like this, and it will be difficult to pull him from thousands of miles away in the future if he wants to locate the coordinates of the stars.
"Wait......" Nandou suddenly stopped Beidou, "What do you see there?" ”
"Where?" Beidou looked towards the place where Nandou was pointing.
I saw that there were a bunch of things in the originally empty and fresh bamboo house.
"What's that?" The corners of Beidou's mouth twitched. Could it be that the kid left some gifts before leaving to show his gratitude?
"I don't know...... But with that whole bunch of stuff out there, do you think that kid didn't actually leave at all, and now he's really hiding in that pile, and when we think he's gone out and chasing him, he's running away from there? ”
Nandou's words made Beidou stunned, thinking that what he said seemed to be right, it would be bad if he missed it.
Thinking like this, the two old immortal guys naturally moved to the pile of things.
"Hey~Lao Bei, you see there is a line of words here Alas~" Nandou suddenly saw a line of chalk next to the unknown object, of course, the two old men didn't know what chalk was.
The Beidou Cup Nandou also saw the line of words on the ground.
"There's no one here, leave quickly."
Beidou and Nandou glanced at each other.
"How?" by Nandou.
"This kid has a bad brain?" byBeidou.
But I don't think even a three-year-old child will really leave like this.
Beidou recited a spell in his mouth, and all those strange things were moved to the other side.
And then......
"There's really nothing." The corners of Beidou's mouth twitched.
"What does this guy mean?" Nandou was also entangled.
The two old fellows are hermits in less than a few hundred years, even if they are very smart, their heads have become unbright after so many years, if they were a modern person here, they would definitely know that this is something strange, and it is estimated that there is some conspiracy.
But the first thing that came to the mind of the two old guys was, 'Is this kid really an honest and good guy?' ’。
Shaking his head, although the two old guys had a little degraded brains, they didn't believe in Xingming's true 'honesty' like this.
"Huh~ There's even a sentence here." Nandou discovers the New World again.
Beidou wanted to look on the ground, and sure enough, after removing those strange things, there was another sentence on the ground.
"Some stupid people always don't like to believe what others say, don't think about it, it's just you two old stupid people."
Nandou Beidou: "......"
"I'm going to kill him!" *2
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At the same time, Xingying, who was walking in the woods, suddenly sneezed.
"Is that beauty missing me again?" Xing Ming rubbed his nose, and then looked at the time displayed on the main god watch in his hand, "It's almost time to have a little sound~"
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Here in the north and south, he was teased by Xing Ming and was angry and wanted to go to Xing Ming to settle the account, but the two of them suddenly smelled a strange smell.
"Old North ...... What is it? Nandou suddenly pointed to one of the strange things in the pile and asked Beidou.
"I don't know," Beidou shook his head, "but the smell seems to be coming from this thing." ”
Nandou nodded, and he could smell the strange smell as well.
"Hey, there's another line of words on it, what...... Timed spontaneous combustion fireworks? Forehead...... "Beidou didn't understand what timed spontaneous combustion fireworks were, but she suddenly had a very bad feeling.
"Oops, run!" The two old men glanced at each other and hurriedly ran outside the house.
But it seems that time is a little too late......
"Boom~~~~~" was an incomparably violent explosion.
The star in the distance chuckled proudly twice.
So it's terrible to say that they are uneducated, and the two old guys don't even know the smell of gunpowder.
The stars carry the kind of earth bombs that need to be ignited, but although the bombs all need to be ignited, the fireworks are different.
In order to be able to install a god stick in this world, Xing Ying deliberately brought several kinds of fireworks when he came. The timed natural fireworks are one of them, since they want to be loaded with magic sticks, then the original fireworks on the earth do not meet the requirements of the stars, these fireworks that can spontaneously combust at regular times are the products of future technology.
I didn't expect it to come in handy here.
And the weird thing that those teams are there is, of course, those all kinds of dirt bombs.
Let's hope those two old guys don't just die.
Xing Ying gloated as he watched the small mushroom cloud rising over there.