Although my surname is a bit dull, my intellectual development is quite normal, and my studies are not frustrated. In addition to graduating from college for three years without finding a job and having to go to graduate school, after graduating from graduate school for three years without finding a job, I had to overcome all the obstacles to study for a doctorate, and life can be said to be peaceful.

Although there is a big gap between the two idioms of calm and smooth sailing, after eight years, I finally graduated from my Ph.D., and I never had the idea of jumping off a building to go to another world.

I struggled through the last period of my student life, and finally I didn't decline again to the point that I couldn't find a job for three more years. Less than a month after graduation, he received a high-level offer from one of the most famous companies in the world. Just when I was happily preparing to take office, I encountered a small probability event that was more unfortunate than all the failures in the first half of my life combined, and I was actually kidnapped by aliens.

I was locked up in what appeared to be a bathroom on a spaceship, and the aliens injected me with countless strange drugs every day, threw me into a lot of instruments of dubious origin, and did countless analysis tests, almost slicing me into a slice.

For a while I dreamed every day that these alien monsters had cut my penis off and put it back on...... Cut it and put it back on...... And the model is different every time I change it, but fortunately such a terrible thing didn't happen in the end.

The devil knows how long it was, and when one day, a nice voice came from the speaker in my cabin, saying what I had always dreamed of, I was tortured and couldn't believe it.

"Dr. Luo Yanqi, this experiment we invited you to complete has already yielded fruitful results, so you are free."

I was stunned for a long time before I shouted hoarsely, "You damned stars, bullshit invitation!" You kidnapped me, let me go home! ”

"I'm sorry, we're already 10 billion light-years away from the sidereal coefficient of your life, and we're about to turn back to our home planet, and there's no way to send you back."

"Then what should I do, you garbage bugs, don't you want to use the home planet I brought you to use as a pet exhibition." When I heard that I couldn't go back to Earth, I immediately fell from a high altitude into hell, and cried bitterly regardless of any image. Who cares which of the test mice is more handsome?

I studied for a doctorate for eight years, and the tutor who cut the door gave me 150 yuan a month for living expenses, and I was not allowed to take private work, and the poor didn't even have a girlfriend. Now that they're telling me I can't go home, I immediately think about the damn medical school students, what to do with the rabbits that have been experimented, and when they're cooked, find pretty girls to eat with them, and I'm majoring in electrochemistry, and the subjects of the experiments are even more damn mathematical models.

"We don't have the right to bring any creatures into our home planet without the permission of the Governing Council of your home planet, so we'll put you down on the planet that best suits you to survive."

"What? If you want to live alone on a strange, probably desolate moon-like uninhabited planet, you might as well kill me now. "This answer is even more terrifying than imprisoning me for a lifetime, after all, these aliens are also intelligent beings who can at least communicate, and they are not usually lonely, if they live alone on a lonely planet, I am the otaku version of Chang'e.

I almost frantically pounced on the door and slammed it on. "Let me go home, I want to go back to Earth......" I shuddered at the thought of that dead and silent world, and even ignored the fact that I couldn't survive in that harsh environment.

"No, we'll put you on a planet with intelligent life."

"Intelligent life? What kind of intelligent life, higher than the life level of the earth, I am a gorilla in the wild! If I were lower than Earth, I would be living with a herd of uncivilized gorillas...... "I was once again in extreme madness and panic.

"No, no, we have selected the planet that is closest to your life, and the main intelligent life forms among them are more than 90% similar in appearance to humans on Earth, and even have a mating success rate of 1.5%."

"your spaceship! Maybe the mating success rate is also a little bit five. "I'm out of the way, anyway, no matter how much I scold these aliens, I never get angry, I don't scold in vain.

"We're going to give you something to keep you alive."

A small, fist-sized egg was lowered from the roof by a robotic arm. "This is our planetary field surgery, the necessary equipment of the mother. The hatched Mother Empress, just like the queen ant of your earth, can give birth to hundreds of millions of biochemical beasts to protect your safety. We've locked the mental wavelength between you and the Mother Empress. In the future, you will have the highest command over any biochemical beast created by the Mother Emperor! ”

"I rely on your mother."

"Well, I wish you a pleasant trip, and thank you again for your cooperation!" A passage suddenly opened under my feet, and when I woke up from the dizziness of the fall, I found myself in a space that looked like a rescue pod.

As the alien yeast said goodbye to the three ways, the rescue capsule was ruthlessly peeled off, and I was thrown from space to a planet that was also blue with this little queen egg.

I got up and looked out of the porthole, and I could see that the planet had seven continents, and these seven continents had cut the ocean that covered the entire planet into nine large pieces. The rescue pod flew around the planet three times, and finally slid down at a high speed towards the largest continent.

Boom!

The hatch of the rescue pod opened, and I screamed at the alien God and all my ancestors, and climbed out with difficulty. Fortunately, when I was a guinea pig, I also had the attitude that I don't go to hell and who goes to hell, and I studied some alien knowledge hard, and I also hoped that as long as I returned to Earth, these things I learned would allow me to sweep all the Nobel Prizes and win the Turing Award. I win the Fields Prize once a year, don't say that I won't arrange a few beautiful female mathematicians, it's not uncommon for me to receive them. Any memoir can sell well in the Bible, and the royalties are refreshing.

"Birds, who the said the Fields Medal isn't a once-a-year ......"