This night was really an unusual night, the two first fooled Chen Tuan and escaped from Yingzhou, but they inexplicably encountered a sinister and vicious separation, and then they were inexplicably involved in a human catastrophe, and finally they were even more inexplicably forced to save the world.

f**k, and the attitude of Mr. Cui towards that woman in front of him is too inexplicable.

I saw the woman walk in, frowned when she saw the dead moths all over the store, and then said to Mr. Cui: "You said you, if you can't fight it, I have to clean it up." ”

Mr. Cui hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, what Teacher Liu taught, I will pay attention next time." ”

When the woman saw Mr. Cui's appearance, she couldn't help but purse her lips and smile, then turned to Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying and said, "Hello, you are Brother Zhang and Brother Li, my name is Liu Yudi, I live in the kindergarten next door, we will fight together for a long time in the future, please advise." ”

"Advise and advise! Be sure to advise! Without waiting for Zhang Shifei to speak, Li Lanying immediately shouted with a smile on her face, it seems that this girl is not as old as them, but she feels as if she understands a lot.

At this time, Mr. Cui had already recovered his previous pig-kidney-like face, and he said to the two: "This Teacher Liu is our military advisor, and most of our information in the future may come from her, now you two are ready to prepare, and I will give you two the first benefits after joining the gang." ”

Li Lanying's eyes didn't take his eyes off Liu Yudi's body, he thought to himself, sure enough, men and women are not tired of working together, there is no shortage of mixed work between men and women, with such a beautiful woman by his side, he actually began to look forward to this drudgery.

There are even benefits, hehe, what are the benefits?

I saw that Mr. Cui took a chair and asked Liu Yudi to sit down first, and then nodded at her, then Liu Yudi understood, and Mr. Cui said: "You two don't know anything now, you two must at least understand what your four tribulations are before returning to the body." ”

Liu Yudi smiled, and then said in a sweet voice: "Okay, now tell me your birthday, and I will help you figure out what your life has been committed and whether it has been fulfilled." ”

Zhang Shifei was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Birthday? Lunar or Gregorian calendar? ”

Liu Yudi said: "In the lunar calendar, there must be a specific time of birth. ”

So Zhang Shifei and Li Fatzi thought about it, and then told Liu Yudi about his birthday, and after Liu Yudi listened, he asked Mr. Cui for a calculator, put the calculator on his lap, and his right hand began to press the button on it quickly, and the thumb of his left hand was also pressed on the knuckle between the index finger and the ring finger at the same time, with a solemn face.

What's this play? Zhang Shifei was stunned, but Li Lanying didn't think about it so much, his eyes only stayed on Liu Yudi's Qianqianyu fingers, and the more he looked, the more he became distracted, until Mr. Cui's paralyzed face appeared in his sight.

Mr. Cui glared at him fiercely, he knew how powerful this split was, so he put away his pervert eyes.

After a while, Liu Yudi stopped, and then said to the two: "It's calculated, which of you listens first?" ”

Usually when there is such a thing, it is Zhang Shifei who goes first, so he said: "I'll go first." ”

Liu Yudi looked at him for a while, and then said to him: "Your criticism is: The paintings in the dream are all fictional, just for the illusion itself, unfortunately, your four rounds have been fulfilled, and you are the 'love' in the four houses." ”

The head of the right and wrong buzzed, and suddenly remembered the person in the painting, and his heart couldn't help but feel sour again, so he hurriedly asked, "Can you be specific?" What is the concept of this sacrifice? ”

At this time, Mr. Cui next to him spoke, his expression changed again at this time, and he didn't know why, as if he was a little emotional, but he said with a wry smile: "Let me answer you, I'm better at this." ”

Liu Yudi looked at Mr. Cui, and even smiled bitterly, shook his head and didn't say anything, only to see Mr. Cui say with a straight face: "Ancient books record that Buddhism talks about seven emotions and six desires are illusory, but the virtual and real can trap all beings, and both humans and beasts have love. ”

Zhang Shifei was a little stunned, and he blurted out: "Then I am destined to be able to use only my hands in my life, right?!" ”

I saw that Mr. Cui smiled bitterly, and then said: "Of course not, you are a monster, much luckier than people, think that the lone deficiency of the five disadvantages and three shortcomings of that person's cultivation is ・・・・・ forget it, depressed, to put it simply, if you want to play with women, you can, but you are destined to miss the love of your life, your true love will always be in vain, understand?" ”

When Mr. Cui said this, for some reason his eyes turned a little red, and he said, "That's good, what else do you want." ”

After Zhang Shifei heard it, he thought, the fart is good, Lao Tzu used to play with women enough, and wanted to find someone he really liked to live well, but why is his life so bad, he finally met a person he really liked, but he missed it by mistake, thinking of Xu Ying, his eyes were red again, he still couldn't forget that good time, went up the mountain with her, ate coarse tea and light rice, listened to her sing those mountain songs he didn't understand, and fell asleep together at night.

Thinking of this, he lowered his head, his mood was extremely low, and after thinking for a while, he secretly scolded in his heart, what kind of bullshit fate, I don't believe it, my fate is up to me!

Just as he was thinking nonsense, Li Lanying spoke, only to see him ask, "Sister..."

Mr. Cui was obviously not in a good mood now, so he shouted, "What a girl! Call Teacher Liu!! ”

Mr. Cui subdued the fat man just now, although this Mr. Cui didn't look much older than them, but when he roared, the fat man suddenly shuddered, and hurriedly changed his words and said: "Teacher Liu, Mr. Liu, what do you say I am guilty of?" ”

Liu Yudi thought for a while, then opened his mouth and said: "Anger is love, but also to reflect on yourself, this is your criticism, your rounding has not yet been fulfilled, so I can't calculate it exactly, but from these two criticisms, it can be concluded that you may not be in the 'four rounds', that is, you are very likely to be in the second tribulation." ”

Fat Li scratched his head, and then said, "Oh, that sounds pretty good. ”

"Not a bad fart," Mr. Cui said, "Do you know what will happen after committing the second catastrophe?" ”

Li Fatzi shook his head, only to see that Mr. Cui said: "The two tribulations are divided into killing and falling demons, and the monsters are guilty of the two tribulations, and the wild immortals belong to the four houses." ”

"What's the difference, aren't they all brutes?" Li Fatzi didn't realize that he had scolded himself, so Mr. Cui said helplessly: "If you commit two tribulations, you are a monster, once you open the killing ring, you will never recover, you will fall into the devil's way, and you will never look back. ”

Seeing that Mr. Cui was so scary, Li Fatzi hurriedly asked, "Then what?" ”

I saw that Mr. Cui sneered, and then said; "At that time, I'm afraid the first person we will kill will be you."

Seeing that Mr. Cui's eyes were like knives, Li Fatzi couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body, thinking that he seemed to be even more unlucky than Lao Zhang.

At this time, the sky outside the door had been slightly brightened, and Liu Yudi took out a broom from the back room and began to sweep up the moth corpse on the ground, while Mr. Cui made a phone call, as if to say something like saying that it was safe at dawn and would pass in a while.

The two of them now know the shortcomings of their bodies, and they both have their own things in mind at this time, but fortunately, Mr. Cui said that if the two of them can help him get rid of the five hundred demon eggs, they will be able to restore their human body, and at that time, this will naturally disappear without a trace, not bad, a little rushed.

After a while, Mr. Cui finished the call, only to see him say to the two people: "Okay, it's almost dawn, you two should get ready quickly, I will send you back, your parents are still waiting for you to wake up." ”

Hearing this, the bitterness in the hearts of the two suddenly decreased a lot! Finally able to go back! So the right and wrong said: "We have been ready for a long time, you can say what to do!" ”

I saw Mr. Cui say: "The soul is out of the body, didn't you say before that there was an old lamp who taught you?" ”

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying nodded, because the two of them hated Chen Jun, so they didn't tell this Mr. Cui his name, only told him, 'There is an old lamp', to say that the old lamp did tell the two of them the mantra of possession, but after the two read it, they found that it was useless, and then Mr. Cui spoke: "I said who taught you two, why is this irresponsible, he didn't tell you that if you want your soul to leave your body, you must be asleep?" ”

The two of them were speechless for a moment, thinking that maybe they were confused about the Chen Tuo administration at that time, so the old guy forgot to tell the two of them this, thinking of this, the two of them were really a little happy in their hearts, if they hadn't encountered this separation, maybe the two of them would still be blind now.

So Li Lanying said: "To be specific, what should we do?" ”

Mr. Cui thought for a while, and then said: "Don't sit here, it's not good for outsiders to find out, go up to the back room, sit down against the wall, and then recite the mantra in your heart, just wait until you fall asleep." ”

So the three of them entered the house, the inner room was quite small, only a bed and a cabinet, the two sat down on the bed according to Mr. Cui's words, but they didn't feel sleepy, Li Lanying opened her eyes and said to Mr. Cui: "I can't sleep, what's the matter." ”

Mr. Cui smiled evilly, and then said, "I'll help you." ”

After speaking, he didn't wait for the two of them to react, he stretched out his right hand and quickly knocked on their heads.

"What am I doing with you hitting me!!" Li Fatzi and Zhang Shifei jumped up with a loud shout, only to see Mr. Cui pointing behind them with a wicked smile.

When they turned their heads to look, they were taken aback to see a fainted black bear and a peacock appear behind them! Just when the two of them were surprised, they saw Mr. Cui speak again: "What are you waiting for, come with me." ”

"Where?" The two asked.

"Home, of course." Mr. Cui smiled, and the expression on half of his face was still so disgusting.

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