Chapter Ninety-Five: The Road to the Soul

The road to the soul is actually a path from the underworld to the yang, and the path is usually very remote, not to mention the path of the underworld, which is simply a barren ghost.

Walking on the way back to the soul I feel that the world is still, there is no wind, no birds, no footsteps, at this time we are all floating, if there is no speech of the first two ghosts, I think I will definitely collapse from the underworld to the sun,

In fact, the things that ghosts talk about are the same as what people talk about.,It's all adult jokes that don't have four or six.,From this point of view, these two ghosts must not be good ghosts.

I was listening to their jokes, and suddenly the two ghosts turned their heads at the same time and looked at me with a smile, I saw that these two ghosts behaved abnormally, and immediately stopped, looking at them nervously, my scalp was numb, and I thought that these two ghosts would not want to eat black.

One of the two ghosts is long black and thin, as if he came from somewhere, and the other is white and fat, like a certain director, the contrast between these two ghosts is so big, I don't know how they met together,

I saw the fat ghost say to me: "Boy, how much money did you give the surname Xie, he is so willing to help you, he is notoriously moody." ”

I immediately felt angry in my heart when I said the money I gave to Bai Wuchang, five billion, I didn't speak, I just raised five fingers at the two ghosts,

"500 million" The two ghosts said in surprise at the same time, as soon as I heard it, I thought that these two ghosts are really useless, my life is 500 million, no wonder it is not as good as white impermanence,

When the two ghosts saw me shaking their heads, they relaxed their expressions, looked at each other and nodded, and said, "It's worth five billion, it's worth five billion, if I want five billion." ”

Hearing this, it was my turn to be surprised, thinking that the tone of these two ghosts was not small at all, and the black and thin ghost almost saw my ugly expression, glanced at me with contempt and said: "Boy, the impermanence master only charges you five billion, you can snicker, you must know that the master also gave us two brothers one billion." ”

One billion is two billion, but this little ghost is not surprised at all, thinking of this, I hurriedly asked the two ghosts: "Your appetite is not small, what is your monthly salary." ”

The two ghosts stretched out their hands at the same time and said to me, "We don't have a salary, we don't need to reciprocate for serving the ghosts, you have to know this." ”

When I heard this, I couldn't hold back the anger in my heart, and said to the two ghosts: "Laji, just take you down, what you say is the same as God, actually." ”

The two ghosts smiled, slowed down and walked side by side with me, and the white fat ghost said to me: "Boy, we are poor and afraid, you know, a bowl of noodles in the underworld costs two million, and we can't even afford to eat a bowl of noodles, do you say that we have failed to get home." ”

I was surprised again, I didn't expect the price of the underworld to be so high, was it too hard to deal with Bai Wuchang and Wang Sanhe before, they didn't want much,

I thought for a while and said: "What you say to your king, don't make up your mind about me, you must know that the one billion hell coins in our world also need a thousand yuan, and I have been hacked by the surname Xie for five thousand yuan, and I really don't have it now." ”

The two ghosts were stunned, they didn't expect me to be so poor, and the fat ghost suddenly put down his face and said to me: "Boy, this is your fault, if you don't give the five billion to the surname Xie, but give it to us, then our brothers can make you live a very chic life on the way back to the soul, but now you have to walk by yourself." ”

I really can't think of anything else worth chic on this silent highway of soul return, can I still let the ghost carry me back,

I was about to speak, but there was a loud noise on the Soul Returning Highway, and the loud noise was like someone's gas tank had exploded, and it immediately interrupted what I was going to say.

I'm just a geist at this time, and I don't have any skills at all except to escape, and when I heard this voice, my nerves suddenly tensed to the extreme, and I hurriedly approached the two ghosts and asked them, "What's the matter, you also use gas canisters in the underworld." ”

The two ghosts looked nervously at the thin ghosts around and said to me: "Where do I know what's wrong, how can there be other voices in the soul road today, who else is there besides you, boy." ”

I shook my head in surprise and said, "Nobody, I'm here alone, you mean someone has broken into the underworld again." ”

The thin ghost shook his head and said to me: "I don't know, anyway, this ghost road is not normal today, let's go quickly, you hurry back, this matter is really not easy." ”

I didn't dare to speak, slowly followed behind the ghost, nervously looking around, since that loud noise, the soul road back to the previous state, surprisingly quiet, this time the silence was terrible, but the ghost still did not relax his vigilance, still nervously looking around, walking slowly,

Suddenly, a cat meow came, and this cat meow sounded unusually miserable on the quiet way back to the soul, and at the same time it also beat me and the three of us to the ghost.

The black and thin ghost immediately grabbed the long stick, stretched it forward, squatted a standard horse step, and looked nervously at the front, after the cat meowed, the soul road fell into silence again, and I also understood that something must have happened to the soul road this time, otherwise there would be a cat meow,

I'm really back, really, when I ate Hao Xiumin, I was seen by a ghost, which caused me to flee in fear all the way, and finally arrived on the way back to the soul and was harassed by unknown ghosts,

The two ghosts didn't dare to go forward, they glanced at each other, and the fat ghost said to the thin ghost: "Big brother, I think we should go back first, I don't know what it is in front." ”

I was anxious when I heard this, thinking about what I would do if I went back and I was discovered by other ghosts, and besides, I was not far from going back twelve hours now, so I hurriedly said to the two ghosts: "We can't do this, you have collected the money of the adults." ”

My words were ignored by the ghosts, and they didn't care what I said at all, but the thin ghosts thought about it and said, "It's definitely not okay to go back, our hour is coming, and if we miss the time, we won't be able to escape it, and we don't know what to say when we go back." ”

The fat ghost cha thought about it and felt reasonable, so he said to the thin onicha: "Big brother is right, then let's go up and have a look first, maybe we all heard it wrong." ”

The thin ghost nodded and said, "Yes, let's go up and have a look first, don't worry about anything, this kid behind us is the apprentice grandson of the adult, and he should also have the ability, otherwise it is impossible to escape the pursuit of the patrolling ghost." ”

Hearing this, I hurriedly said, "You two better not count on me, now I have no other ability than to escape, just like the fast wandering spirits in your dungeon." ”

But the two ghosts ignored me at all, ignored what I said, and walked straight ahead, I had to follow them closely, looking around vigilantly,

After walking for nearly half an hour, I didn't find anything abnormal, and then the ghost said with a smile: "Hehe, it seems that we are really worried, this is nothing at all, fortunately I didn't go back before, otherwise it wouldn't make people laugh to death." ”

I was also relieved to hear this, nothing is better, I can go back to the yang world smoothly, and I will complete the task after rescuing Hao Xiumin, I don't care about the spiritual wind or anything, leave it to the wild immortals to do what they love, what I want to do now is to go back to the yang world and take Lin Feifei to have a good time,

But often the sky is not what people want, and the ghosts also relaxed their vigilance at this time, chatting about the previous adult jokes, walking slowly, without looking at the road ahead, looking back and forth on the soul road, they are used to walking,

But I'm different, my feelings tell me that something is going to happen, but I don't feel anything wrong, so I had to look ahead vigilantly, only to see a black spot in front of us, slowly approaching me to see that it was a black cat, this is nothing unusual,

I looked at the black cat and smiled and said to the two ghosts: "Hey, you didn't expect that you also have cats in the underworld, this cat is quite fat." ”

When the two ghosts heard my words, they were stunned, and the thin ghosts turned their heads to me in surprise and asked, "What do you say, how can there be a cat?" ”

I pointed ahead and said, "Isn't that a cat, black, don't you see?" ”

(There may be three shifts today, there are too many things today)