Chapter 153: Jumping out of the bathtub
Women will subconsciously hold something after being frightened, Ji Sha jumped out of the bathtub and rushed straight to Zuo Dengfeng, she is a military-trained spy, and her flying action is very skillful.
Ji Sha's face was pale at the moment, the hot water in the bathtub dropped to freezing point in an instant, which made her frightened, and the action of rushing to Zuo Dengfeng was not deliberate, Zuo Dengfeng saw this and did not dodge, otherwise Ji Sha would fall into the air and become a frog.
"The concubine didn't come out of the bath." Zuo Dengfeng couldn't help laughing.
"What's going on?" Ji Sha looked back at the bathtub with trepidation.
"I don't know, maybe it's haunted." Zuo Dengfeng was in a bad mood in the first half of the night, but the previous commotion made him feel very happy.
"Did you do it?" Ji Sha wrinkled her nose and asked Zuo Dengfeng.
Zuo Dengfeng didn't say anything when he heard this, but frowned and listened to the sound of the wind outside, it was already the second half of the night, and the sound of the wind was extremely clear.
"Let go, there's a master." Zuo Dengfeng Chong Ji Sha Zhengse spoke, the sound of breaking the wind had already reached downstairs, and there was a slight buzzing sound along with the sound of breaking the wind.
"I don't." When Ji Sha heard this, not only did he not let go, but instead put his arms around his neck and his legs between his waist.
"It's really here, it's already up." Zuo Dengfeng eagerly tried to get rid of the "four-clawed fish" wrapped around his body, and there was a sound of footsteps landing outside the building before, which showed that the person had jumped again.
"Don't lie to me, this is the third floor." Ji Sha rarely has an excuse to get on her body, and she is reluctant to give up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, physical contact is easier to make a man male than visual stimulation, she knows this very well.
"What's wrong with the third floor, a height of more than ten meters is nothing to a master." Zuo Dengfeng stretched out his hand and tried to push Ji Sha away, but the place where he got his hand was slippery.
"No one knows, I won't force you to do anything, and I won't tell anyone, so don't embarrass yourself." Ji Sha's coquettish voice reached Zuo Dengfeng's ears, and along with the voice, the hot breath exhaled by Ji Sha's woman.
"Bang." At that moment, there was a dull sound from the window, the sound of something hitting the glass.
The sound was in his ears, Zuo Dengfeng reacted immediately, took the lead in turning off the lights in the room, and then came to the window and opened the curtains, and the moment the curtains were opened, a happy voice came from outside the window, "Hahaha, I finally caught you." ”
There is no balcony outside the window of the hotel, only a small window sill, at this moment the iron shoes are climbing the window sill with one hand, the other hand is covering the glass window, and a small green worm between the fingers and the glass is still buzzing.
Iron Shoes didn't expect the curtains to be opened suddenly, and he was looking into the house with a stunned face at the moment, he didn't expect that the person in the room would be Zuo Dengfeng, and he didn't expect that Zuo Dengfeng was still hanging a big girl with white stripes.
At this moment, Ji Sha was also stunned, she didn't expect that someone could really jump directly from the first floor to the third floor, and judging by this person's clothes, he should still be an old monk.
The most dumbfounded is Zuo Dengfeng, he didn't expect the iron shoes to come, let alone that he would come at this time, the situation in the house The iron shoes must have seen everything, he is still a madman, he will definitely spread it everywhere in the future, the most annoying thing for Zuo Dengfeng is that he pretended to be smart and turned off the light, so he jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it.
Iron shoes climbed the windowsill with one hand, and covered the frogworms on the window with the other, although he was crazy, he did not forget the precepts, so among the three, he was the first to react, his hands folded "Amitabha", and he fell down before he finished "Ah", and he forgot to reverse the aura under his nervousness.
Then Ji Sha reacted, let go of Zuo Dengfeng and quickly ran to the bathroom door, took out a pistol from his clothes and recoiled back.
"It's fun to run around bare-assed, isn't it?" Zuo Dengfeng helplessly grabbed her.
Ji Sha remembered that he was still naked, and quickly ran back to get dressed.
"Zuo Dengfeng, hurry up and let the woman in your house get dressed, my frogworm is on the window, and the old man will catch it." At this moment, the shouting of iron shoes came from downstairs.
The voice of the iron shoes almost made Zuo Dengfeng stunned on the spot, the iron shoes were cultivated to a high level, and the aura was full, lest he couldn't hear it, this voice was still sandwiched with aura, and the voice was loud, and it could be heard at least ten miles away in the silent night, so that everyone in half the city knew that there was a woman without clothes in the house with no clothes.
"Who is this person?" Ji Sha quickly put on her clothes and asked.
"He's just a clean iron shoe, and I'm really shining with mildew." Zuo Dengfeng sighed and shook his head, there is no way to clean up this matter.
"I'm sorry I caused you a mess." Ji Sha looked ashamed.
"The mildew star is downstairs, and you're the broom star." Zuo Dengfeng sighed and raised his hand to stroke his forehead, he was eagerly thinking about whether to respond to Tie Shoes' words at the moment, if he didn't agree to him, he would definitely call again, and if he agreed, he would undoubtedly tell the people around him that Tie Shoe was right, he was Zuo Dengfeng.
"You get out of here first, I'll be staying here for the next few days." Zuo Dengfeng hesitated for a moment, opened the window, grabbed the green worm and jumped down.
"Amitabha, what about the frogs." Iron Shoes saw Zuo ascending the peak and immediately looked at his hands.
"Why are you here?" Zuo Dengfeng raised his right hand, which was holding the green worm.
"The frogworm accidentally flew away." Iron Shoes took out the bamboo tube from his pocket and put the green worm into it again, the bamboo tube was not damaged, without asking, it was he who pulled out the wooden cork out of curiosity before, and the green worm that flew out brought him here, Zuo Dengfeng is just a female worm, Iron Shoes and Jade Whisk are subworms in their hands, female insects and subworms can look for each other, but there is no relationship between subworms and subworms, the green worms that Jade Whisk gave to Iron Shoes can only find Zuo Dengfeng, this is done to avoid Iron Shoes from finding Chenzhou sent to steal monkeys.
"Are you done with your business?" Zuo Dengfeng quickly thought about countermeasures in his mind, and he had to think of a way not to let this crazy monk talk nonsense.
"Amitabha, I sent the things back, who is the woman on it." Iron Shoes reached out and pointed upward.
"It's a female spy who wants to seduce me with her beauty." Zuo Dengfeng opened his mouth and said, although the iron shoes were insanity, there was no problem with his IQ, and he could analyze the problem carefully, so Zuo Dengfeng decided not to lie to him and told him the truth.
"Why should I seduce you." Iron Shoes had a look of sudden realization.
"Tongjia is in Shanghai now, she wants me to kill Tongjia, and if I don't go, she will seduce me." Zuo Dengfeng explained.
"It's a good thing I came just in time, otherwise you would have been tainted by that white bone skeleton, Amitabha." Iron shoes fold open.
As soon as Iron Shoes said this, Zuo Dengfeng was immediately glad that he was doing things properly, if he regarded Iron Shoes as a fool, he would definitely notice and suspect it, and now when he said this, Iron Shoes had no doubts in his heart, because it was reasonable.
"Thank you, Master, if you come a little later, my robe will be untied by her." Zuo Dengfeng made a statement to strengthen the detail that he did not take off his clothes.
"Yes, yes, you are a young man, it is very rare to be able to be in the dark room without bullying, and the old man did not misunderstand you." The iron shoes threw an approving glance at Zuo Dengfeng.
"The master has come from afar, go up and rest first, and we will leave the day after tomorrow." Zuo Dengfeng nodded and smiled, it is too important to stay calm at a critical moment, proper handling will save the day, if it is not handled properly, his reputation will be completely ruined, although he doesn't care what others think of him, but he doesn't want others to say that he is a greedy and lustful person.
"What about the woman?" Iron Shoes reached out and pointed upward.
"I was suddenly awakened by the master's majestic Buddha name, and now I have left in shame." Zuo Dengfeng took the opportunity to buckle his hat, but in fact, the iron-shoed Amitabha Buddha fell down before he finished reading.
"Amitabha." Iron shoes were very complacent when they heard the words, and chanted the Buddha name again, and after the Buddha horn was recited, he jumped up and went up to the third floor, and Zuo Dengfeng followed.
"Thirteen, miss me." Iron Shoes was very happy to see Thirteen, and stepped forward to touch it, Thirteen also knew him, and called in response, Iron Shoes saw Thirteen take care of him, and the excited probe took out a chicken leg from his arms and handed it to it, Thirteen didn't eat much at night, sniffed for a moment and accepted the chicken leg, and Iron Shoes was even happier when he saw this.
"Master, have you ever fought the bronze armor head-on?" Zuo Dengfeng closed the window, walked to the wine cabinet and took out a bottle of liquor.
"I fought once a few years ago, and the big mudra of that monk is very powerful, and the old man can only make a draw with him." Iron Shoes glanced at the wine bottle in Zuo Dengfeng's hand, and turned his eyes away to look at the layout in the room.
"Wine is the fifth of the eight precepts of Buddhism, ordinary monks are not allowed to drink, the master of Buddhism is profound, wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha pay attention to it." Zuo Dengfeng opened the lid and handed the bottle of liquor to Tie Shoe.
"Hehe, I shouldn't actually drink." Iron Shoes smiled and took the bottle.
Iron Shoes' reaction seems to be unremarkable, but it shows that he knows that Zuo Dengfeng is making excuses for him to drink, which shows that he is not stupid, for the crazy monk Iron Shoes, Zuo Dengfeng does not sympathize with him, because his marrow washing sutra has been practiced to the highest ninefold realm, which can be called a generation of martial arts masters, he is fully capable of self-preservation, but Zuo Dengfeng is also embarrassed to lie to him, because his surname is compassionate, Zuo Dengfeng does not deceive good people, for iron shoes, Zuo Dengfeng still likes to tease him more, he is confused and crazy, and it is very interesting to turn three and four upside down.
"You haven't eaten." Zuo Dengfeng looked at the iron shoes who were drinking.
"I've already eaten fast, leave me alone." From time to time, the words of Buddhism pop out of the mouth of the iron shoes, but his so-called fasting is probably not vegetarian.
Zuo Dengfeng sat on the sofa and began to think about the next plan, the iron shoes came just right, and he was about to go west, he could help get things, the most important thing was that as soon as the iron shoes came, he didn't have to release the green worm to summon the jade whisk, the previous trip to Maoshan made Zuo Dengfeng feel very awkward, and he didn't want to have too much contact with the jade whisk, although he would not be emotional at present, but he knew the truth of long-term love, the jade whisk was different from Ji Sha, he was completely immune to Ji Sha, and there was no iron wall in his heart for the jade whisk.
There is also the bronze armor, this big man Han Zhan is better killed, now that the iron shoes are here, the two of them can definitely kill the lama, and after killing him, it is convenient to kill the mayor of the bird, so that Ji Sha can also be regarded as having an explanation, so as not to look at the concubine out of the bath in vain.
After a while, Zuo Dengfeng had a plan in his heart, the equipment of the day after tomorrow can be complete, tomorrow he will go out with iron shoes for a walk, and as soon as the equipment arrives the day after tomorrow, he will kill the copper armor and set off for the west.