Chapter 63: The Return of the Eternal Tribulation (Part II)
It has been nearly two months since the last series of events caused by the brain in the jar, although the whole incident was a little tortuous, and almost took his life into it, but the incident was finally resolved, and at the same time, because the whole incident was solved, Fett's heart knot was successfully untied, and he obediently followed Zhao Fei back to the cultural area.
However, it is worth mentioning that although he has returned to the cultural district of Wushi, Fit is facing the same problem as Zhao Fei, who has just crossed into this world - no money!
"I didn't know I was going to come back in the end! I was determined to leave here, so I returned the rented house, and then spent some of my savings to buy a lot of supplies, and the rest of the money was put in my backpack in case I needed it, who knows......"
Fett, who can already be described as penniless, said that even a prophet who could predict the future did not calculate that she would have to face the dilemma of being on the streets after she was finally taken back to the cultural district because of the loss of her backpack.
In fact, it is not too difficult for Fett to start making money or something again, with her ability to predict the future, coupled with the reputation she has accumulated over the past period of time, she can fool a lot of stupid humans into taking the bait with half-truths and half-truths and ambiguous words......
Although the current season is a bit difficult, if it is summer, or autumn, or spring, it is better to say, if Fitt is willing, a little patience, sleep on the bench, drink cold water, eat some relief meals or something can grit her teeth and survive, but in winter, she can't just sleep on the bench, for Fit, she has to find a cardboard box first and then get in, hugging her knees and shrinking herself into a ball to keep warm......
These street survival skills and knowledge, as well as all kinds of wilderness survival knowledge, Fett had long been honed by the big brother who dragged her around and died when she was very young, so living on the street or something, for this blonde girl, it was really not a big problem, and the problem that really bothered her was actually ......
"Huh?! Pirate Street Closed for Rectification?! In addition, the whole cultural area cracked down on all kinds of pirated peddlers, spreading small yellow book painters who affect the mental health of young people, fortune tellers who spread feudal superstitions, young girls who preached cult teachings to control the sect leaders, and cracking down on magic sticks, perverts and pirate dealers. Where do they affect the mental health of teenagers? They exist! Their works are clearly good medicine that can make teenagers grow up in their hearts and not embark on the road of crime because of ugly **! ”
When Zhao Fei heard the news that the pirate street was closed for rectification and all kinds of crackdowns, his heart was almost broken, as a normal male creature, his family also treasured a lot of small yellow books, it would be better to say...... In addition to the usual food, clothing, housing and transportation, this guy receives a monthly subsidy from the executive department, and the only place he can spend is to buy novels of various themes and small yellow books of various tastes......
Of course, when Fit heard the news of the crackdown, her heart was also broken, because if she cracked down, it meant that she could not use her prophetic ability to fool others to make money...... The worse news is that the queen of this street, the eldest sister of Winter Night, seems to have gone to find the treasure of the pirate king, and temporarily left the pirate street, so the pirate street is in a state of leaderlessness, and the security team and the chengguan are aiming at this opportunity to start a strict crackdown on the pirated street......
So now the problem comes, there is no money income, and now Fit, who is penniless, naturally it is impossible to live on this street for a long time, it is estimated that she will only think about letting Fitt beg for this kind of thing, and she will never do this kind of thing with the last girl who is reserved, so it has become a big problem to survive.
And Zhao Fei, who has been coveting, ahh
Well, this also further implements Zhao Fei's reputation as a 'perverted ghost bastard dead lolicon', coupled with the propaganda of (Li) Xin (family) people (Jun), now almost the whole street knows that he is a lolicon, and there is a blonde Lori at home, so that now whenever there is a scream from Fitt in his house, the muffled sound of something heavy falling to the ground, or all kinds of suspicious sounds, his neighbors will choose to call the police first, call someone from the security team, and then come to learn more about what happened......
Anyway, in their opinion, it must be right to call the police first.
Counting the days, now it is also a cold winter wax moon, approaching the Chinese New Year's Eve Spring Festival, after two or three snowfalls, the temperature has dropped a lot, plus the southern city can penetrate the armor, and the damp and cold air that cannot be prevented, so generally Zhao Fei will not choose to stay outside for too long, most of the time he will choose to nest in the quilt and watch the novel he just bought to spend every day......
But today is a little different, there is a rare lack of wet and cold winds, and there are not too many clouds in the sky, so the sun is also shining. Now Zhao Fei, dressed in black, is sleeping on a recliner, grabbing snacks from the small table next to the recliner while lazily basking in the sun.
"Ah...... What a relaxing time......"
Although the weather in the cold winter is still very cold, under the illumination of the golden sun of the warm winter sun, the damp and cold air in the air seems to be dispelled by most of it, and it is precisely because of this weather that Zhao Fei will lazily enjoy a rare leisure time in the courtyard.
There are no disputes, no intrigues, no danger to life, you don't have to think too much about things, you just need to lie here, completely empty your brain, and then quietly enjoy the sunshine, eating snacks that can be reached by your hand, to be honest, this is already Zhao Fei's favorite way to pass the time.
Rumble!
But obviously, this moment of quiet and peaceful leisurely time has come to an end with a muffled explosion.
"Hey! I said you bastard, perverted ghost beast dead lolicon! Why have you started to get lazier and lazier since I came here? Fit, who was wearing an apron and his white little face was blackened and gray, ran out of the house, and when he saw that Zhao Fei was lazy again, he immediately became angry: "This prophet is working hard in the kitchen for lunch, you guy is actually lazy here!" ”
What the hell is going on, isn't it obvious from what Fett said, and the state of the moment, plus the explosion coming from the house? Zhao Fei, who was originally squinting in the sun, looked at Fit, who had turned into a little flower cat again, and couldn't help but sigh and said, "Ah...... Sure enough, it blew up again...... How many times have you said it, even if it is an extremely urgent situation, you absolutely! Never go into the kitchen...... Judging by the sound of the explosion, this time I'm going to make a meat-related dish, right? ”
This is Fit's unique characteristic, as long as the blonde girl enters the kitchen and starts to make food, then the final result will definitely be - she will blow up the kitchen, as for what the kitchen will be blown up, it depends entirely on what kind of cooking is made, according to the past two months of getting along day and night, Zhao Fei almost figured out the rules of this girl's fried kitchen, if it is light or vegetarian food, then the explosion sound will be very small, if it is heavy taste and meat dishes, Then the explosion will make a muffled explosion like just now, if it is a soup, of course...... Well, Fitt will be full of ** when he comes out.
Fett will blow up the kitchen, this seems to have become a rule, as long as she starts cooking, then the kitchen will inevitably be blown up in the end, even if Zhao Fei is next to the rescue, she can't save it, although she was startled by Fett's weird characteristics, but after so long, he can be regarded as used to it, and after being blown up in the kitchen many times, after changing countless pots and pans, it is strictly forbidden for the blonde girl to enter the kitchen again......
However, it seems that Fit still didn't listen to Zhao Fei's words: "What! Don't you believe in the craft of this prophet?! Hum! This time the kitchen blew up, it must be because of my unskilled relationship! It would be nice to familiarize me with it a few more times! Trust this prophet, and I won't fool you! ”
Fit confidently patted his flat chest, which was simply a sign of confidence, but ...... Zhao Fei, who has been together for two months and has experienced countless explosions, obviously won't believe her words......
[I will believe that you are the ghost...... No matter how many times you are familiar with it, it will only increase the casualties, and if it goes on like this, my pots and pans will have to be replaced again, so let this little girl cut off the idea of learning to cook...... Otherwise, this girl might blow herself up while cooking sooner or later......]
"Come on...... Your skills in frying the kitchen have become part of the rules of the universe......" Being fooled by Fit, Zhao Fei couldn't sleep lazily anymore, so he got up from the recliner with a helpless face and touched the blonde girl's head: "If you want to make lunch or something, just say no to me...... Okay, okay, don't stare at me with that kind of look, go wash your face quickly, and leave lunch to me......"
(Almost)