Once, the Shuanghe sisters once thought that there was no ship girl in the world who was more miserable than themselves.

Originally, I want to be the domestic ship girl, playing the deep sea is equivalent to the big god Internet café five people black angry to catch elementary school students, and there are sponsors behind them to serve tea and water, and this side is purely alone with four pig teammates, the field of vision output and the line has to be handled by one hand, not to mention, I have to be shirtless and close to people CQC.

Is this the life of man? Is this the life of the ship? God, you have a kind of stick your head out and ask the old lady to give you a red BUFF!

But it turns out that they were wrong, and hopelessly wrong!

This is an era in which life is equal to success, it is not your fault to have a heart of comparison, but if you have to compare with others, that is a matter of IQ, because you can never figure out the lower limit of human IQ and discipline, you can take a look at the annual Chinese tragic voice Chinese tragic show and other similar programs, keep and subvert your perception of the motherland's prosperity and strength, the vast majority of them are false and miserable, but some are really miserable, and the battleship is forced to become a swordsman.

But Yamato himself is quite happy in it, the evidence is that when the ship girls rubbed their sleepy eyes and yawned a big yawn and got up from the bed, they saw that the uncle was sitting there with the little angel swallowing clouds and spitting fog and practicing fighting spirit in order to ascend to sanctification as soon as possible, and Yamato was next to him to connect the most basic swordsmanship.

Okay, now that even hard work has been lost to others, what qualifications do you have to cry out for grievances?

Although it is far less domineering than last night's instantaneous killing, it is just a simple horizontal and vertical cutting, but the Yamato Dancing Sword is still very ornamental, after all, it is a rare super beautiful girl, no matter what you do, it has such a fresh and refined smell, if you want to look ugly, it will be different, what you do is the smell of Zhang Fei's kitchen knife.

At this time, there is already a circle of unconscious elementary school students in the strong crowd to watch the excitement, from time to time to toss a bunch of noise, compared to lazy and casual adults, these children are always so energetic, tireless or anything, they are the first to get up, and as always, they serve as the alarm clock blame.

"It's so noisy every day, it's really annoying." Dafeng walked out of the villa gate with a greasy expression, rubbing his eyes, and profoundly condemned this immoral behavior comparable to the square dance of the aunt, "Hey, the three diligent emperors who have convulsions over there, have you seen where my stupid admiral has gone?" ”

As a secretary ship, she shared the bed with her own stupid admiral every night, but she came together this morning and disappeared from the person next to her, which made her a little panicked.

…… Wait, did you accidentally reveal something really awesome?

Well, looking at your subtle eyes, I know that I have leaked my mouth, in fact, the pitiful lack of female admirals is not just because of the war to let women go away and other reasons, the word "Niang" of the ship's mother is the key reason. It is a heavenly pleasure for the big old man to be thrown into the pile of beauties, but if it is a little girl's family, if she looks ugly, it is easy to hurt her self-esteem and look beautiful...... That's beautiful, but it's very easy to be targeted by the litter of ship girls under her hands.

You really don't have too many expectations for the discipline of these humanoid weapons, human morality doesn't mean much to them, as long as they can see it, it's normal for both men and women to eat it, let's put it this way, the girl who dares to be a female admiral who dares to do what ordinary people don't do, there are basically few sexual orientations that are normal.

Of course, the brain-disabled girl Theresia is probably an exception, with her IQ and EQ level, she has basically bid farewell to the sweet and sour feeling of first love.

"Miss Theresia is going out early!" Yamato replied with a smile, "It looks like there's something urgent." ”

Holy－**！ What urgent thing can she do, the old lady will help her change her diaper, okay?

At this moment, Dafeng's heart is simply a dog and a whale, not so much that Theresia's stupid girl is in a hurry, you should say that Jin Sanpang is a successor to a harmonious society is more reliable, and the operation of the fleet is supported by the old lady, okay? You can ask her what she's done besides causing trouble!

"Did she say anything?" Dafeng sighed resignedly, "If someone asks, she should know everything." ”

"I can only say sorry about this, I didn't explore the hobbies of other people."

――So you want to say that I'm a paparazzi who deserves a thousand cuts?

Dafeng rolled her eyes, she had a clear understanding of the ability of the first generation of Yamato to scold Huai, she actually knew that the old mother-style management method of meddling in everything was not good for her own admiral, even if she had a hole in her brain, she was an adult, and she should have been out of control and independent a long time ago, but she just couldn't rest assured at all - there is no place to lose the bag on such a hot potato, and you have to tremble several times from time to time for anyone.

"What are you worried about, someone her size won't be sold again." The uncle ended his daily routine of fighting qi cultivation, and felt that the scene in front of him was really a little blind, so he couldn't help but interject and say more, "Put the young eagle in a cage, and never expect her to learn to fly by herself." ”

"I understand this reason, but ......" Dafeng covered her eyes in pain, "Then she has to be an eagle in essence, okay?" I am sorry for the chicken, at least the hen can lay eggs, the rooster can crow and slaughter, and there is meat to eat, the genes are not right, you fly one and show me? ”

Well, among people like Kenjiro, who can live wherever they are thrown, the dragon and phoenix are a minority after all, and the vast majority of mortals can't fly for the rest of their lives.

"No, I'll have to go find her." Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, Dafeng still couldn't overcome his desire to protect after all, "Now there are all kinds of people in New Zealand, that guy's identity is too sensitive, and it is difficult to guarantee that nothing will happen if he runs around stupidly...... I say, how about you do a favor if you're an ally? ”

"Our covenant doesn't include helping to take care of the bears." The uncle's tone was a little depressed, obviously not wanting to participate in this kind of.

"Idle is idle anyway...... Didn't you say that? Dafeng smiled evilly - in order to tie up the uncle, a super thug, she also spared no effort, "Since we have formed an alliance, helping each other is beneficial to improving the intimacy between each other, and you don't want to be blown up by your teammates after you go to the battlefield, right?" ”

"You threaten me?"

"It's just a joke, if it weren't for the sake of forcing you out of the mountain, do you think I'd be happy to die like this?"

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I have to admit that now your brain hole is relatively big, what kind of trouble is an umbrella going to make when you cross over? The traversers I choose are all useful, okay? Take an umbrella and pretend to be cute or cute?

Do you always feel that there is a huge generation gap with you in terms of house age?

The magic electromagnetic cannon is a Justin Bieber, and the ship-through wave cannon is the romance of Yamato!