Chapter 13 New Gadgets on the Market
Lu Wang's psychology is called a grievance, your mother Gobi, I can still see everything clearly, the black light is blind, and he was beaten violently, but now he is gradually sobering up, and he can also hear this person's voice, "Du San, Du San stop, it's me who is paralyzed, it's me, Lu Wang!" ”
The oil lamp was lit and swayed in the room, Du San sat on the edge of the bed very embarrassed, "Lu Wang, I'm sorry, I don't know it's you, why did you come back so late, how did you come in!" ”
Lu Wang picked up a few big bags on his head, ignored him, and was washing the urine on his head and face with clean water, this ** is really good at copying guys, and he almost smashed himself into a daze with a urinal, what the hell is this!
"Shut up and sleep! Also Nima catch the thief, what do you have that is worth the thief's patronage! Lu Wang yelled at Du San and walked down, but Du San couldn't sleep, looking at the two large woven bags on the ground full of curiosity, "Lu Wang, what is this?" I've never seen a cloth bag like this, what is in it? Do you have instant noodles......"
"Your sister", Lu Wang was in a very bad mood because he was beaten, and this guy kept chattering, which made him very angry, and he wanted to abuse people when he got up, but he just looked at Du San looking at the demented look in his pocket, and suddenly felt that this guy was very cute, and he couldn't help but do it!
"Du San, how old are you this year?" Unable to sleep anyway, Rwann decided to chat with him
"Sixteen, what about you?" Du San's eyes won't leave his pocket when he speaks, maybe he believes that he can see through
"Sixteen? Damn, you're too anxious", how do you think Lu Wang thinks Du San will have to be at least twenty-six!
"Do you have instant noodles here?" Du Sancai didn't care what Lu Wang said, his mind was not here at all
"Yes, what, you want to try it?" Lou Wan laughed!
"Hey, is that okay?" Du San's gaze finally shifted to Lu Wang's face!
"Of course you can", Lu Wang smiled even more happily, "a bag of silver or two!" ”
"Ah, this, this," Du San was a little disappointed, he thought that Lu Wang's kindness could let him taste it for free, but he didn't expect to have to spend money, just kidding, one or two silver will have to work for two months, and it's a bit not cost-effective to eat a pack of noodles, but it tastes really good!
When Lu Wang saw Du San's appearance, he knew that he was reluctant to spend money, so he grinned, "Du San, I still owe you a tael of silver, I don't have any money on hand now, so let's use a bag of noodles to pay for it!" ”
"Okay, good"! Du San almost jumped up happily, hurriedly walked to his pocket, wanted to get it himself, but was stopped by Lu Wang, "Let's eat tomorrow, you don't have hot water now, and it won't be good if you are found by the shopkeeper!" ”
"Reasonable, reasonable", Du San said and licked his lips, his eyes still couldn't leave that side
"Du San, how much do you get paid?" Rwann abruptly changed the subject
"5 money!" Du San said a little embarrassed!
"Ah, half a tael of silver, so little?" Rwann was really surprised!
"Yes, I just worked for a short time", the shopkeeper said that I will be given a salary increase next year! Du San smiled,
"That's it", Lu Wang pondered for a moment, "Du San, why don't you give me a part-time job!" I'll give you two taels of silver every month! ”
"What? Erliang, you're fooling me, right? I won't be paid for instant noodles, so I won't do it" Du San jumped up when he heard this, and temporarily diverted his attention from instant noodles.
"Of course not, cash"
"You, what job do you want me to give you? I'm not going to do bad things! Du San continued
"Look at your cowardice, buddy, I'm doing a serious business, and I won't do bad things if you let me do them!" Lu Wang looked disdainful, "As for what kind of work I have not thought about for the time being, but the premise is that you have to be obedient, you will do whatever I ask you to do, of course I will not let you do bad things, so I will give you two taels of silver every month, and occasionally there is delicious food", Lu Wang said and squeezed his eyes in the direction of his pocket, Du San immediately nodded, "I do it, I do it, I do it!" ”
"Stop, stop, how do you feel swearing!"
"Come, taste something good", Lu Wang said, took out a pack of Hongtashan from his backpack and smoked one, ordered it with his buddy under Du San's surprised gaze, and handed it to him,
"This, this, what is this, you, you, what's that thing that's on fire in your hand?" Du San felt that all this was simply incredible!
Hehe, Lu Wang lit one for himself and explained, "This is called a cigarette, that is, the kind of cigarette gun smoked by those rich people, by the way, the shopkeeper, you taste it, the taste is much more comfortable than his!" As for this thing, it's called a lighter, which is a fire fold for the kitchen, my new invention! ”
"Bang, Bang, Bang", Du San suddenly slapped himself three times, and looked at Lu Wangleng, "What are you doing?" ”
"I, I'm not dreaming, is this a dream?" Du San's face was flushed by himself, but he didn't know if he was in a dream!
"Hey, I understand your feelings, if I encounter such a thing, I guess I will have to stab myself with a knife, don't think too much, go to sleep after smoking this cigarette, you will know tomorrow!"
"Ahem, cough, Brother Lu, this smoke is so choking", Du San is even calling his brother now,
"That's because you can't smoke, if you choke on this thing, the old cigarette pouch of the shopkeeper can directly stun you!" Lu Wang replied with confused eyes, he was already very sleepy, so tired, who is not tired after running for more than 400 years at once.
Early in the morning, Lao Liu, the shopkeeper, got up and washed up, and felt that the atmosphere in the store was a little different.
The restaurant has no business in the morning, and most of the guys in the store get up early in the morning to either clean it, or clean the freshly purchased vegetables in the backyard, but today the backyard is gone, what is the situation! Shopkeeper Liu walked forward with questions!
"Baby, it's all this, it's amazing, it's amazing",
"Ahem, ahem, it's a little choking",
"I said it all, you have to take it slowly, this thing is much better than the old smoking gun, that thing is not good for your health if you smoke it, don't you see the shopkeeper's total cough, this is good, isn't there a saying that a cigarette after dinner is a living fairy!"
"What about before meals?" "The same race over the living immortals"
"What are you doing here?" As soon as Lao Liu walked into the store, he saw that a table in the lobby was full of people, and seven or eight of the chefs were talking about nothing!
"Well, Lou Vlough you're back, that's great, hey, what's in your mouth?" , Everyone turned around when they heard Lao Liu's voice, and Lao Liu found Lu Wang at first sight, and then found that everyone had a white stick in their mouths! I suddenly felt amazing!
"Hehe, you're good morning, shopkeeper", Lu Wang stood up and hurriedly said hello, and had already taken out a red tower mountain in his hand and handed it over!
"W-what's this?" The shopkeeper stretched out his hand and asked curiously
"Cigarettes, new gadgets, ordinary people are not qualified to smoke at all, I secretly got some from home for you to try!" Rlouvon explained with a smile
"Cigarettes?" Lao Liu looked at it again and again, "It's tobacco in it, well, it doesn't seem to taste the same as mine, what is this head, cotton, hey, it seems to be some kind of silk ......"
"Shopkeeper, that's a filter, what about cigarettes, this thing is bad for the body, especially the kind of old cigarette pouch you smoke, without filtering, the poisonous gas in the tobacco leaves is inhaled into the body, and over time it will cause damage to the lungs, and it is easy to get tuberculosis, but with this thing, you are not afraid, you just smoke a hundred cigarettes a day, I will make you alive!" Rwan's big selling!
"Ah, that's amazing, this, where did you get this thing!" The shopkeeper really believes it, but there is no way, because there are few old smokers who don't cough all day long!
"Hey, ancestral secret recipe, ancestral secret recipe!" Lou Wan smiled
"There are still a lot of secret recipes in your family, how many bowls do you want for this thing?" The shopkeeper now understands that this product is said to be a free part-time job, but in fact he is here to promote his products, but the strange thing is that he doesn't want silver to ask for plates and bowls, fresh enough!
"Oh, shopkeeper, I'll give you this pack to smoke, a total of twenty, as for the price, let's collapse!" Rwann said generously!
"What do you mean? Why can't you raise the price, if this object is good, the price is fair, I won't smoke my old cigarette pouch in the future, I will smoke this instead, let's talk about the price! ”
"Hehe, the shopkeeper, it's not that I don't say the price, this thing is difficult to produce, the cost is high, it's okay to smoke one occasionally, if you want to smoke it for a long time, ordinary people can't afford to smoke it, this is called luxury! Do you know that luxury goods are objects that rich people play with! "Lu Wang's psychology understands that scarcity is expensive, and if you want to buy at a high price, you have to control the output, and the first person to eat crabs is the one who is wronged.
"Oh, no wonder, it turned out to be a rich and noble thing, hehe, I can get your affection, but how much silver does such a bag cost?" Shopkeeper Liu is still full of curiosity!
"Two-two!" Rwann held out two fingers! Immediately, a group of people were almost scared, "Two two! This, this, this is too expensive, the tobacco I bought for two taels of silver is almost enough for me to smoke for a year! ”
"Hehe, I said it to the shopkeeper, this is a luxury, only the rich and noble can consume it, eh, buy it! What's the use of buying more tobacco leaves for two taels of silver, smoking it is not good for the body at all, this thing is different, after filtration, all the poisonous gases in the tobacco leaves are blocked, come and take a look, and see that these black-brown things on the cigarette holder are those toxins! Imagine that you can suck this thing into your lungs without tuberculosis! Lu Wang grinned and said, and everyone who listened to it was chilled!
"Obediently, it turns out that the toxin is this thing, no wonder I cough so badly every day!" The shopkeeper's heart was terrified
"Hehe, besides, this cigarette is the same as wine, it will also be addictive, but it is also divided into three, six, nine and so on, do you think this pack is expensive for two taels of silver? I'll tell you the truth, there's another one that costs five taels a pack! ”
"Five taels! Oh my God! Who would smoke such an expensive cigarette? The shopkeeper and his little friends were stunned again!
"Don't worry, naturally some people smoke, and they all say that this is a rich and noble thing, this is a symbol of status! People can smoke if they have money, but if they don't have money, they can only smoke old cigarette pouches! Hey, hey", Lu Wang said, deliberately glancing at the shopkeeper's belt!
The shopkeeper's face turned red, "Ahem, Lu Wang, you, did you bring me that instant noodles?" ”
"Brought, a hand of money, a hand of goods, ten packs, right, you still owe me five taels of silver!"