"Holy shit, this is too nostalgic, I love the tune." The fat man looked at the interior of the fresh fish restaurant, which was similar to the collective canteen in the 70s, and praised it sincerely.

Behind the food mouth, an old man in his fifties was sitting expressionlessly, and when he saw us coming, he asked in a dumb voice and ignored him, "What are you eating, say." ”

"Do you have a fish?" The fat man ate fish heartily, ignored the old man's attitude, and asked with a pleasant face.

"If you bring enough money, you can eat whatever you want, and grind what you want." The old man lifted his eyelids and glanced at us, a pair of cloudy eyes with a fierce light, but then he lowered his eyes and stopped talking.

"Understood, it's easy to do with your words." The fat man knows that the person who is bullish must have something extraordinary, or he will not be called bullish, but pretended to be forced.

This old man is not a good citizen at first glance, and he can get the second-class protected animals of the country, such as the fine-scale fish, and the black and white must be covered, so that the industrial and commercial taxation, health and epidemic prevention, and public procuratorate and law departments can turn a blind eye, so this old man dares to be so awesome and lightning, and the store is a big bully.

The fat man took out his wallet, counted the stocks inside, and then ordered a dish of steamed scales, a dish of wild boar fried bamboo shoots, a dish of roe deer meat stewed potatoes, and a bowl of dragon soup.

After paying the 900 yuan bill, we found a fairly clean table and sat down, waiting for the old man to call us over to get food.

After a while, the old man shouted: "Fatty, your dishes are ready." ”

"Come on...... the fat man ran over and brought back three dishes and one soup, two glasses of white wine, and three bowls of rice on a large tray, and we all snorted and ate them.

If you want to say that the taste of this game is really good, the craftsmanship of the master chef of this fresh fish restaurant is really not to say, several dishes are full of color and fragrance, and the absolute state banquet standard.

Drinking the local self-brewed, strong old loose liquor, eating the fragrant game on the teeth and cheeks, hey, I and the fat man are beautiful, there is really an impulse of "eating wild meat three times a day, you might as well be full of people".

"You say, where did they get the animals protected by these countries, and they won't use illegal means, right?" Shen Han thought about eating, but he was always a little weak-hearted, so he asked.

"Well, it's hard to say, I think it'......"

I didn't know how to explain it, but the three or four guys at the next table who were already a little drunk were stubble: "Hehe, old girl, come from other places, I don't know, this old Wei Tou'er, the ancestor of the family is the head of the gold mine in the northern primeval forest area, and he is familiar with how many ditches and ditches there are in the northern primeval forest area, and he is more familiar with how many hairs than his own mothers." These wild meats were all led by Lao Wei Tou'er to his son to come back, others talked in vain, they couldn't find a place at all, and they didn't dare to go, in the old forest, they were old and evil. ”

The speaker has no intention, the listener has a heart, listened to the mountains and seas of those drunks, I and the fat man's heart moved, we are going to the Beiyuan Cave in the northern primeval forest area, where there are few people, poisonous insects and beasts, the tourist team is not allowed to enter at all, we are worried that we can't find a guide, this old Wei Tou is not the best candidate?

This meal is really worth the money, it seems that we need to touch the descendants of this gold mine leader?? looks very awesome old Weitou.

After eating, the fat man and I deliberately rubbed for a while, Shen Han didn't know what was going on, and repeatedly urged us to go back to the hotel, but we both prevaricated for a while. Seeing that we couldn't resist us, and it was not interesting to go back, Shen Han played with his mobile phone alone, while the fat man and I smoked cigarettes to kill time.

One after another, those well-fed diners got up and left the fresh fish restaurant, and seeing that there was basically no one in the hall, the fat man and I looked at each other, got up and walked to the food port.

"Uncle, I'm chatting with you." The fat man bowed his waist and said to the old Wei Tou who was sitting behind.

"Nag? What do you mean? Old Wei stared at us vigilantly, his face was not good, and his voice was raised.

"Who, who's going to talk to my father? It's just you two, what do you want to talk about, talk to me,. Hearing Lao Weitou's voice, a man in his 30s with an axle behind him walked over with a large kitchen knife, looking at me and the fat man with an unruly expression.

"Hey, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, this, it's all twisted." The fat man was first stunned by this unexpected scene, and then reacted that it was because his slip of the tongue always became a misunderstanding, which caused the hostility of Lao Weitou's father and son.

It turns out that in the forest area, once the social people want to say that they want to talk to you, they don't really want to have afternoon tea with you and talk about their ideal life, but to fix your subtext, which means that I don't fucking like you, you fucking mess with me, I'm going to kill you.

Lao Wei Tou's father and son can also be regarded as the masters who make a fortune by illegally hunting wild animals and other illegal activities, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the first, so they are naturally very sensitive to these Jianghu terms, and they think that the fat man is kicking the hall to make trouble, so he will have this overreaction.

Seeing that there was a misunderstanding, the fat man hurriedly explained: "No, I want to talk to you about business and send you money, hehe"

As soon as he heard that there was a business coming to the door, Lao Weitou's face softened, waved his hand at his son, and then pointed to the side: "There is a small door next to it, you come in and talk." ”

The fat man and I told Shen Han to wait for us, and then slipped through the hidden door and entered the back kitchen. Old Wei Tou made a pot of black tea, motioned for the two of us to sit in front of him, squinted a pair of treacherous and sinister eyes, and said: "Do you want to buy some game and bring it back as a gift, so you can say, what do you want, say, I will go and get it if I don't have it at home." ”

"Hehe, we don't have that much appetite, we want to ask you to be a guide and find a place for us to enter the northern primeval forest area." I leaned down, stared into Old Weitou's eyes and said.

"Please be my guide?" My answer surprised Old Wei Tou, but after thinking about it for a while, he suddenly burst out laughing, "Ah, I understand, your appetite is really not small." Tell me, how much blood (money) do you plan to give out if you ask me to be your guide? ”

"Five thousand fast, what's the matter?" The fat man shook his face, thinking that Lao Wei was full of promises.

I don't want Lao Wei Tou to shake his head with disdain: "Are you kidding, if you find the right place, you will have to get at least 20,000 yuan a day, give me 5,000, you tease me." ”

I'm a little confused with the fat man, what is the right place, and the daily income is at least 20,000 yuan, what kind of nonsense is this old man talking about?

"Okay, the Ming people don't say dark words, you are not the first to go into the northern primeval forest area to pan for gold, let's not grind, a fixed price, 20,000 yuan, I promise to find the mine you are looking for, what?"

Hey, the fat man and I just understood, and the old Wei Tou mistakenly thought that the fat man and I were old gold diggers who entered the northern primeval forest area to illegally mine gold, no wonder he opened his mouth like a poor and crazy lion, and a mouth cost 20,000 yuan.

However, this time I was a little difficult with the fat man, why, the money was poor.

To be honest, the fat man and I are both very arrogant and not good at managing money, although the 17 groups pay money from our salary cards on a monthly basis, and Uncle Li also left us some savings before his death, but the two of us have always been drunk today, and we have no awareness of saving money to prevent risks.

What's more, in addition to my wife and toothbrush, I and the fat man can't share anything, and all the money and clothes are mixed together, and I never account for the disadvantages of taking advantage of you, but the biggest drawback of this extensive lifestyle is that we don't know how much money we have.

This time, we have all the family money, only enough to get together 20,000 yuan, if it is all given to Lao Weitou, we will also go to a Mao's Beiyuan Cave, and we will not even have the money to go home, so we can only walk all the way back to Yakesh.

Because we didn't reach an agreement on the price, we and Lao Wei Tou couldn't negotiate in the end, so there was no way, so the fat man and I had to say goodbye first, and then discuss with Shen Han after returning to the Green Wave Hotel.

"Okay, you, I only knew that you two like to pretend to be ghosts, but I didn't expect you to be old gold diggers, disrespectful and disrespectful." On the way back, Shen Han looked at me and the fat man, and teased, it's over, this girl has completely classified the two of us into the ranks of the scum of society.

"Rest on, have you ever seen a gold digger wearing a copycat Nike?" As soon as the fat man stretched out his feet, he revealed the pair of letters n on his feet, and at first glance they looked like the pseudo-Nike sneakers of the Russian letter и, and I was proud of my copycat.

"Well, yes, looking at the two of you like this, it's really a shame to say that you two are old customers who spend a lot of money." Shen Han tilted his head and looked at me and the fat man for a while, and said a little deflated.

"That's it, seriously, if there is really a way to pan for gold, our brothers are still in such a hurry with money, and they smashed him in the face with a check for 100,000 yuan at that time, and continued to smash it until he did it." The fat man was there to be dragged after he had money, and he was straight to enjoy it.

"Forget it, let's go back after a few days of playing in Mangui, okay?" Shen Han looked at me, looked at the fat man, and said a little unconfidently.

"We don't actually want to go, but a lot of things don't just like what we want, girl." I looked at Shen Han with a wry smile, trying to make the atmosphere lighter, and said bitterly.

"In that case, then I still have less than 10,000 yuan in my card, let's make it up and give it to him." Shen Han saw that the fat man and I had made up their minds, and knew that it was useless to talk more, so he lent us money very righteously.

"Hehe, the good intentions are received, we will use your money to clean it." As soon as I saw that Shen Han was serious, I quickly blocked her thoughts, two big men asked a little girl to donate generously, if this spreads, people will not think that I am at the end of the road with the fat man, and I can only rely on some small tricks to trick the pure little girl into eating soft rice.

No money is small, but the decline is big, this is a matter of direction, line, and principle, and there must be no ambiguity.

Seeing that the fat man and I rejected his kindness "righteously", Shen Han lost his temper: "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what do you want?" ”

"Go back to the hotel, sleep, it's a big deal, I'll talk about it tomorrow." The fat man and I grinned at Shen Han with their shoulders on each other's backs, and shouted "one, two, one" in the direction of the Green Wave Hotel.