Chapter 112: Slap in the face
Five minutes!
There are still five minutes and half an hour!
If this table of weight loss medicinal diet that was sold by Liang Shui for 1.45 million yuan has not yet played a role, Liang Shui will pay the price of losing his life.
There are only four minutes left!
The big-bellied poop man with glasses, heard Hualong say that it was Cheng Yun, the general manager of Feiyu Electronics Group, and then looked at his watch and said: "Comrade Liang Shui, time is running out, why is there no obvious weight loss effect?" ”
"yes, yes!" Others quickly chimed in.
It seems that these people are not very happy that Liang Shui received 1.45 million yuan for one meal, they are all looking forward to watching Liang Shui's jokes, waiting to see if this kid pretends to be stupid.
"Hehehe, no, is there four minutes left? There's no need to rush! Liang Shui smiled faintly and said very calmly.
In fact, he is also very helpless, some people always like to put their faces up to find pumps, there is really no way.
Time goes on and on.
Three minutes!
Two minutes!
There are only two minutes left!
Cheng Yun took out the time and said, "Comrade Liang Shui, there are still one hundred and twenty seconds left!" ”
When the others heard this, they also turned their heads sideways to look at Liang Shui, with a smile on the corner of their mouths, as if they felt that Liang Shui was dead this time.
Liang Shui suddenly frowned when he saw Mrs. Wen, who was the fattest person directly above, and couldn't help but laugh proudly: "Hey, hey, Mrs. Wen, do you want to go to the toilet?" ”
Mrs. Wen nodded and said, "Okay, you don't have to fight, I have a reaction, Liang Shui won, I have to go to the toilet quickly." With that, she shook her fat and ran to the bathroom.
Liang Shui saw her leave, so he looked at the remaining seven dignitaries and said with a smile: "Hehehe, everyone, now it seems that my life has been saved, right?" ”
After speaking, he proudly put the check for 1.4 million yuan in his leather bag.
Cheng Yun's reaction to Mrs. Wen couldn't help but blush, and the feeling of being slapped in the face on the spot made him feel very unhappy.
I saw him stand up and pouted and said, "Liang Shui, Mrs. Wen just wants to go to the toilet, how does it have anything to do with your weight loss effect?" ”
"Mrs. Wen, that's because she took my diet diet and played a detoxifying role, so she wanted to go to the toilet, why doesn't it matter?" Liang Shui said a little speechlessly.
"Then why is she going to the toilet and we don't want to? Could it be that your diet diet only has an effect on Mrs. Wen alone? Cheng Yun immediately asked again.
"yes, yes!" Others chimed in, saying that Liang Shui's explanation was not enough to explain the problem.
"Mrs. Wen is plumper, and she has more toxins and fat on her body, and she has a seizure before you, which is normal."
Liang Shui said this, took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, and said, "Well, it's half an hour now, isn't there still a minute?" However, I still advise everyone here that if you want to go to the toilet, don't put up with it anymore, and it won't look good if you stay and get your pants on. ”
"You fart, we won't!" Cheng Yun snorted coldly, then looked at the other six people and said, "You say, am I right?" ”
Two of them immediately nodded yes.
But the other four people had a bitter face, apologized to him one after another, said that they wanted to go to the toilet, and then turned to leave.
Seeing this, Cheng Yun almost fainted on the spot.
But when he just wanted to say something, he covered his stomach and said, "Liang Shui, I, I...... Did you give us catharsis? ”
Liang Shui couldn't help but burst out laughing and said, "Mr. Cheng, if you can't hold it, go quickly, otherwise you will have internal injuries." As for what you are talking about, if there are eight of you, and you may have eaten something unclean, as long as there are more than three people who have diarrhea, you can come to me for trouble. ”
Speaking of this, he smiled and thought about it and said, "But I don't think any of you will trouble me, because when you come out of the toilet, you will definitely be grateful to me for making you less fat, and you are handsome and energetic." ”
"Well, preferably so. If not, you're kind of waiting here. Cheng Yun said threateningly, but he couldn't hold back any longer, and rushed directly to the bathroom downstairs.
After Hua Long waited for everyone to leave, he asked with some concern: "Liang Shui, my good brother, Ma Jiao, what happened just now really scared me to death." But you really have the guts, I've got you covered. Is it just that your diet diet really has that good effect? What should you do if they pull it back and don't lose weight? ”
"Hehe, it's impossible not to lose weight, since they can pull it, it means that the diet has worked. Brother Long, you just sit down, have a cup of tea, and wait for the good news. ”
Liang Shui still finished smiling confidently, and then picked up the teapot and poured himself a cup of tea, sat on the sofa in the private room and drank it.
After standing with the guest for so long, he had already weakened his legs.
Liu Qiqi saw those people go to the toilet, according to yesterday's situation, it is not surprising that when these eight people come back, there must be a very obvious slimming effect.
So she simply followed Liang Shui to sit on the sofa and drink tea, and said to Hua Long: "Brother Long, don't worry, I have seen the effect of this diet pills, and there will be absolutely no problems." ”
Hua Long saw that even Liu Qiqi was full of confidence, and couldn't help but sigh in disbelief and said, "Okay, I hope so." ”
Liang Shui, Liu Qiqi, and Hua Long, the three of them waited in the luxurious private room for about forty minutes, and the eight dignitaries finally came back.
Although Mrs. Wen was the first to leave, because she was too fat and there were too many toxins on her body, she couldn't finish it for a while, so in the end, the first to come out was Mrs. Qiu, the wife of the director of the Bureau of Industry and Commerce.
Mrs. Qiu was still outside the private room, and she could hear her shouting: "Liang Shui, Liang Shui......"
Hua Long heard the sound of eager footsteps coming from the walk, and he kept shouting Liang Shui, thinking that the diet for weight loss had no effect, and he was going to settle accounts with Liang Shui.
So he hurriedly said: "Ma forced, Liang Shui, it seems that this diet for weight loss has not worked." You hurry up and escape through the back door, here Brother Long will help you carry it. ”
However, as soon as Hua Long's voice fell, Mrs. Qiu had already opened the door of the private room, came to Liang Shui with an excited face, and said, "Liang Shui, you see, I have lost weight, I have really lost weight!"
I looked in the mirror in the bathroom just now, and I felt that I had lost at least eighteen pounds this time, your diet for weight loss is really amazing, I took it, I completely took you. ”
Followed by Mrs. Shi, who was also the wife of the secretary of the Longgang District Party Committee, she happily rushed in with her pants and said, "Liang Shui, your diet for weight loss is simply a fairy medicine!"
I went to the toilet for half an hour, and I was quite depressed at the time, but when I stood up and lifted my pants, I found that the pants were much bigger, and I realized that my little belly was gone, and it had become a thin waist again.
I was in front of the mirror and I realized that I was much more beautiful than before, thank you so much, I feel like I am at least ten years younger. ”
A middle-aged man came back and said excitedly: "It's amazing, it's amazing!" Liang Shui, your diet for weight loss is really amazing, it actually made me lose more than 20 pounds at once. ”
"Cut, what are you, the old lady went to the toilet for almost an hour and came out, at least she lost fifty pounds at once. I think those people outside will definitely not believe that I am Mrs. Wen when they see me now. Then Mrs. Wen also walked back at this time and said, and then she looked at Liang Shui with gratitude and appreciation.
Next, the remaining dignitaries, one after another, ran back with excitement and excitement, shouting that they had lost weight, and kept saying words of gratitude to Liang Shui.
In the end, even Cheng Yun, who didn't want to accept this fact, came to Liang Shui and said: "Liang Shui, I can't accept it this time!" Since you dare to gamble with your life, so confident, I should believe you, but I didn't expect me to say that in the end, I was really old and confused, and I made such a low-level mistake and slapped you in the face in vain! ”