Chapter 235: The Old Lady on the Wall
"You want to know the specific things you practice?" Yi Xinxing frowned.
Zhang Shifei nodded, and then said to Yi Xinxing, "En, can you tell me?" ”
Yi Xinxing took a puff of cigarette, and then yawned again, not wanting the cigarette to choke into his throat in the future, causing the sad young man to retch.
The smoke was about to choke his tears out, and while wiping the corners of his eyes, he said to Zhang Shifei: "I know where to go." ”
Zhang Shifei frowned, and then said to him, "You don't know? ”
"Of course." Yi Xinxing threw away half of his cigarette, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Lao Cui, this person is full of ghost ideas, besides, I am not from the same department as you, I am engaged in scientific research, and I am a clear door for people like Qimen Dunjia, but you seem to be playing with demons, aren't you a shemale?" ”
“………… You're a shemale. Zhang Shifei was speechless.
Yi Xinxing smiled, as if he knew that he was wrong, so he said to Zhang Shifei: "It's wrong, you're not a shemale, you're a demon." ”
Yes, there is no good word, that Zhang Zhengfei sighed, thinking that he probably can't get anything here in this nerd, this Yi Xinxing's surname Ge Zhang is also quite understanding, I have known him for so long, I haven't seen him lie once, no matter what it is, he has one thing to say and two to say, and now he says he doesn't know, it is estimated that he really doesn't know.
Forget it, let's go back to sleep, what's the rest of the love, anyway, Lao Tzu is now so full of flesh, what else can he do, thinking of this, Zhang Shifei also extinguished the cigarette, and then got up and said to Yi Xinxing: "Then, I'll go back first." ”
Yi Xinxing nodded at him, and then said: "Well, you, don't think about it, I understand Lao Cui's surname, he is scaring you in many things, but you also have to be mentally prepared, if nothing else, your cultivation will start tomorrow night." ”
Zhang Shifei walked to the door, and when he heard Yi Xinxing say this, he answered, and then said, "I know, Brother Yi, you should rest early." ”
"I'm so busy, it's good to rest." Yi Xinxing took out a magnifying glass from his box as he spoke, and began to overhaul his prosthetic hand, this old Yi seems to have some obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he has been fiddling with his prosthetic hand every day for the past few days, and he doesn't know why.
When Zhang Shifei walked out of the door, he heard the phone ring again inside the door, and at the same time Lao Yi's voice came: "Hello, may I ask, Xiaohong?" What Little Red? Don't call me brother, are you Xiaorong's sister, I don't want to be served...... I said I don't want it, why are you still bargaining with me! What 300 packages are said to be 3,005 months, I don't understand it at all! ”
Bao said that Zhang Shifei understood, it was really on par with China Mobile, three hundred packages, and one hundred and five in and out of the two-way charge, but he also heard it for the first time, outside the door, Zhang Shifei couldn't help but shake his head, and sighed in his heart, this is really a temple demon, I can't imagine that there is a monthly package service in this small land of Longjiang County.
He smiled bitterly, and then walked back to his room, Cai Handong was already asleep, Zhang Shifei turned off the light, and then lay on the bed, at this time, he realized what a small county town is.
It's so quiet, it's like being in the mountains, there is no sound, Zhang Shifei is covered with a quilt on his head, the bed is very soft, but he can't get used to sleeping, his head is turning over and over and over all kinds of things, thinking about it and thinking about it When he was tired, he fell asleep.
About seven o'clock in the morning, Zhang Shifei only felt that the quilt on his body was lifted, he was scared, he hurriedly bounced up, opened his eyes, and saw that Mr. Cui was standing in front of his bed, obviously he was in a good mood today, the corners of the mouth on half of his face were almost pulling his ears, I saw him say to Zhang Shifei: "Young master, it's time for breakfast." ”
I slept very late last night, less than five hours in total, Zhang Shifei was still in a daze, seeing that Mr. Cui had such a kind attitude, he followed him and said, "Young master, do you want to sleep for a while?" ”
"Young master, stop pretending to be a calf." Mr. Cui scolded: "Hurry up, or I'll give you a gelding first." ”
Well, let's get up, Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, then picked up his pants, and when he wore the pants, he found that the pants were a little loose, and then he noticed that it was not the pants that were loose, but that he was thin.
I haven't paid attention to it these days, I guess there are too many things, Zhang Shifei sighed, and then thought to himself, it seems that this is really a great way to lose weight, otherwise it is said that the heart is wide and fat, this is sad all the time, and naturally he has lost weight, Cai Handong has already woken up, this grandson, he slept quite restlessly last night.
After breakfast, Mr. Cui led them to his home.
This is the first time the three of them have come to Mr. Cui's hometown, a small tile house, a small courtyard, and a small vegetable garden in the yard, which looks very comfortable, Mr. Cui's grandmother looks very tough, and when she saw the three of them coming, she smiled and beckoned them into the house, and then made tea.
Before coming, the three of them bought fruit for Mr. Cui's grandmother, and the old lady couldn't keep her mouth shut, and when it was time for lunch, the three of them ate authentic stewed pork ribs with beans.
Don't say it, if you want to talk about this dish, it's really the fragrance made of the cauldron, the coal in the stove pit is red, and a few people have a big appetite, drinking beer and eating meat, which is obviously moisturizing.
After the meal, they helped remove the dishes and chopsticks, Yi Xinxing and they sat on the sofa and watched TV, as soon as Zhang Shifei sat down, he was patted on the shoulder by Mr. Cui without moving, and Mr. Cui motioned for him to follow, so Zhang Shifei got up and followed Mr. Cui to the yard.
"What are you doing?" Zhang Shifei saw that Mr. Cui was mysterious, so he asked.
Seeing that he was carrying a bottle of liquor and a roast chicken in his hand, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, didn't this grandson drink enough and wanted to drink more with me? Na Cheng thought that Mr. Cui said to him: "Just come with me, where is so much nonsense." ”
With that, he came to the barn at the innermost part of the courtyard, which looked dilapidated enough, Mr. Cui pulled the lock, and then pushed the door and motioned for Zhang Shifei to enter the house with him.
As soon as he walked into the room, Zhang Shifei felt a chill, and at the same time, a layer of goosebumps instantly appeared all over his body, this coolness was not caused by the temperature, Zhang Shifei sniffled and smelled a faint fragrance, this is the smell of incense, the same as in Fuze Hall.
How can it feel familiar? Zhang Shifei was stunned, then looked at the warehouse, only to see that there were not too many sundries inside, but a lot of empty space, on the wall on the right hand, there was a boxy box covered by a red cloth, Zhang Shifei didn't know what the hell this Mr. Cui was doing, but he didn't say it, because as soon as he entered this room, he felt a little uncomfortable.
I saw that Mr. Cui lifted the red cloth with both hands, and Zhang Shifei saw the things inside clearly, it turned out that there was a piece of red paper on the wall, and under the red paper, there were several small plates containing meat and vegetable tributes, and the cups should be filled with liquor.
On the red paper, a line of large characters was written with a brush: the position of Huang Santai's grandmother.
Huang Santai's grandmother? Zhang Shifei blinked, he couldn't figure out who it was, only to see Mr. Cui put the roast chicken on the plate, then opened the liquor, poured three glasses of wine, and then he glanced at Zhang Shifei, and then said to himself on the red paper: "You come out." ”
Who are you all the time? Just when Zhang Shifei was stunned, he only felt that the temperature in the room dropped again, and at the same time, a sharp voice sounded: "Who should I be, it turns out that you, a junior, are back." ”
Damn, who speaks? Zhang Shifei was taken aback for a moment, and then looked around, but he didn't see anyone at all, which was too weird, obviously that voice came from inside this room, screaming, like an old lady.
This can't be Choi's ventriloquist playing separately, right?! Zhang Shifei swallowed and foamed, and at this moment, Mr. Cui laughed, and then said to the red paper: "Isn't it me, you are good, have you ever eaten?" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the voice sounded again, only to see the voice snort, and then said: "It's useless to ask, isn't this waiting for your filial piety?" ”
Who the hell is it? Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui, and at this moment, he suddenly felt that the wall in front of Mr. Cui was a little strange, it was originally a rough cement wall, the kind that had not even been scraped white, but in an instant, a painting appeared on the wall.
That's right, it's just a painting, or a shadow, it was very blurry at first, but it slowly became clear, it was an old lady in a black cotton jacket, cross-legged, slowly molding, and what was even more outrageous was that it turned from a flat plane to a three-dimensional, and floated out of the wall!
"Youkai!" Zhang Shifei suddenly shouted, and at the same time it shivered, what is going on? There are even monsters in Mr. Cui's house!
"What a youkai!" Mr. Cui glared at him, and then said to him, "This is your grandmother." ”
What's too much milk? Zhang Shifei calmed down a little, although this sudden fright did startle him, but you must know that he is also a monster, so he can quickly calm down.
At this time, the old lady had completely floated out of the cement wall, and I saw him sitting cross-legged in the air, and then looked at Zhang Shifei, and said to Mr. Cui: "Who is this little chick?" ”
Chicks? Where am I like a little chicken! Zhang Shifei saw that the old lady was speaking harshly, and he was a little unhappy in his heart, but Mr. Cui smiled, and saw him say to the old lady: "Grandma has good eyesight, this is the person I asked me to take care of." ”
After Mr. Cui finished speaking, the old lady sighed, and then said to Mr. Cui, "I said, you can see me." ”
After finishing speaking, it sat in the air, slowly floated to the table, and then reached out and grabbed the roast chicken, and at the same time bit off the neck of the roast chicken, put the chicken head in its mouth and kept sucking, it seemed to be very delicious, and ignored Mr. Cui at all.
Mr. Cui was not annoyed when he arrived, but just stood by and watched, Zhang Shifei took advantage of this gap and whispered to Mr. Cui: "What's going on?" ”
Mr. Cui replied in a low voice: "My old immortal, I brought you to ask her for an idea today." ”
The old immortal of Mr. Cui's family, that is, the wild immortal mentioned earlier, because he often lives in Mr. Cui's home, is also known as Baojia Xian, which is the most mysterious vein in the Northeast demon culture, where does Zhang know that the old lady in front of him is the source of Mr. Cui's ability to have black nails on his right hand, of course, he also knew about these things later, but after all, it was a matter of the future, so I won't talk about it here.
But seeing that the old lady finished gnawing on the chicken head, and then picked up the wine again, three glasses on her face, and after counting all the stomachs, she let out a light sigh, obviously a lot more relaxed, and at this moment, it turned around, and then said to Mr. Cui: "If you have something, you can tell me, I don't know you yet, what are you begging me to do this time?" ”
Mr. Cui smiled, and then said to the old lady: "Grandma is really clever, she can't hide anything from you." ”
"Gotta get it." The old lady waved her hand, and then said to Mr. Cui: "When did you kid become so good at talking, hurry up, while you are too good and I am in a good mood." ”
When Mr. Cui saw it say this, he didn't play falsely, only to see him say to the old lady: "It's such a grandmother, I came back this time, I have some personal matters to do, one is to come to see your old man, and the other is to bring this stinky boy to recognize the door, after all, his identity is relatively special." ”
Speaking of this, Mr. Cui said to the right and wrong: "Kneel, kowtow to this grandmother, and say that the grandmother is good." ”
Zhang Shifei frowned, this is no New Year or holiday, what is it? And it was to an old lady who had just met, but when he saw that Mr. Cui was glaring at him, he had no choice but to do so, knelt down, and said weakly to the old lady: "Grandma...... Good. ”
The old lady snorted, then nodded, and said lightly, "Okay, get up." ”
Zhang Shifei stood up, only to see Mr. Cui say: "Grandma, you see that this kid's qualifications are very good, right?" ”
The old lady clicked her mouth, and then said to Mr. Cui, "It's okay, it's much better than you." ”
Hearing him say this, Mr. Cui was not unhappy, but happy, only to see him say again: "I just hope that he can be stronger than me, by the way, you see his current virtue, he can't understand the root at all, there is no immortal bone but I don't know how to use it, do you see if you can pass on his hands?" ”
I, it turns out that this is the case, Zhang Shifei suddenly realized, it turned out that Mr. Cui said that he wanted to take him to practice just to let this old lady teach him, Zhang Shifei looked at this old lady carefully, she looked old, with a sharp mouth and cheeks, although there was a demonic aura on her body, but it was not too strong.
Does it really have what it can teach itself?
When the old lady heard Mr. Cui say this, she laughed, and then pointed to Mr. Cui's nose and said: "You, you, I said that this roast chicken is not eaten for nothing, yes, wait for me here, you are not authentic, your eldest brother has great magical powers, where can I teach this kid, I see, you want me to help you show the way." ”
"Hey, hey." Mr. Cui smiled, and then said, "Don't you know my eldest brother's temper?" So I would like to ask you to ............".
After thinking about it, the old lady said, "Okay, let's do something for the common people in the Northeast, hey, come here, that young man." ”
Mr. Cui signaled Zhang Shifei to hurry up, Zhang Shifei took a few steps forward, only to see the old lady put her hand into her sleeve and took out a thing, Zhang Shifei looked at it, it seemed to be a pinch of hair, only to see that the old lady grabbed a handful of ash from the incense burner on the offering table on the side, took the hair and ash in the palm of her hand and rubbed it, and then handed it to Zhang Shifei, and said to him: "You take this, it can save your life at a critical time." ”
Zhang Shifei took the thing, and saw that the incense ash had already wrapped the hair, and the appearance looked like a piece of burned coal, he naturally didn't understand what it was, but Mr. Cui was overjoyed and said: "Thank you, grandma, I'm relieved now, little Zhang'er, why don't you hurry up and say thank you?" ”
Zhang Shifei really couldn't see what was precious about this thing, but he still said thank you, the old lady waved her hand at the two, and then said: "Okay, don't fix these nothing, is there anything else, I'll go back if it's okay?" ”
"Then we won't disturb you to rest, and I will honor you again in the future." Mr. Cui's tone was rarely respectful, Zhang Shifei didn't speak, seeing that the old lady slowly floated into the wall again, and then disappeared, Mr. Cui didn't speak again, just walked out of the door with Zhang Shifei.
The two squatted in front of the vegetable garden, Mr. Cui lit a cigarette, and Zhang Shifei said to him: "What the hell is going on, you won't let it teach me?" ”
Mr. Cui smiled mysteriously, then reached out and picked a persimmon from a tomato seedling in the vegetable field, just wiped it with his sleeve, took a big bite, and then said to Zhang Shifei while chewing: "I didn't want it to teach you at all, I just wanted to ask for something in your hand for you." ”
"You mean this?" Zhang Shifei shook the stone in his hand, and then said to Mr. Cui, "What's the use of this?" Can it strengthen my fairy bones? ”
Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said to this right and wrong: "No, this thing is medicine, and it can save your life at a critical time, so I can rest assured that you can practice." ”
When Zhang Shifei heard him say this, he said to him a little anxiously: "But what did you ask me to do, you should be able to tell me now, right?" ”
Mr. Cui hurriedly said to him: "Be quiet, I'm afraid that others won't hear it, squat down, I'll tell you now." ”
Zhang Shifei squatted next to Mr. Cui, and Mr. Cui told Zhang Shifei about his plan, it turned out that Mr. Cui had already found a master who could train Zhang Shifei, but Mr. Cui said that which uncle was quite short-tempered, if he was not careful, Zhang Shifei was very likely to be thrown into the river and drowned, so Mr. Cui first asked for a life-saving medicine for him, that is, the piece of charcoal ash in Zhang Shifei's hand, it is said that if it is dangerous, just crush it.
Zhang Shifei nodded, and then asked Mr. Cui: "Where is that person, how can I find him?" ”
After he finished speaking, Mr. Choi took another bite of the tomato and pointed to the bicycle in the corner of the yard. He said: "Its dojo is far away, you have to go there by bicycle, it is a small river, and, in order to show sincerity, you can only go by yourself, and you will leave in the afternoon, understand?" ”
Zhang Shifei nodded as if he didn't understand, and Mr. Cui said to him again: "Lao Yi and I went to the Buddhist temple to see the old monk in the afternoon, remember, after seeing that person, you must put your mobile phone on the ground, don't forget this, okay, it's time to tell you the precautions, although it's a bit like cheating, but now I can't control too much." ”
(To be continued)