Chapter 146: Uncle Li's preaching
Speaking of this, Uncle Li seemed to have returned to the scene at that time, his whole body was tense, and he looked very nervous: "As soon as the car door opened, before the person came out, I felt a strong evil aura, to be honest, your uncle and I can be considered well-informed, but as soon as the evil qi came out, I was indeed a little bottomless in my heart, it was too strong." ”
At this time, a man wearing a hooded windbreaker came out of the taxi, and his age should not be too young. The man was wearing a hat, he couldn't see his face clearly, he got out of the fucking car, he stood still, and then smiled at the tree where I was hiding, and said, 'Since you're here, don't hide in Tibet, come out and get to know each other', fuck it, this kid is really sinister, and his mouth is good, but people flew towards me all of a sudden, like a cannonball, and when I reacted and wanted to flash, I was injured by his empty hand charm, but fortunately, I saw the opportunity quickly, so I was not left there. After Uncle Li finished speaking, his face was full of joy for the rest of his life.
Things seem to be getting more and more troublesome, first the fat man and I inexplicably became the host of the Yin Yang Silkworm, and then Mo Feiming and Hong Jinye got mixed up again, and what's even worse is that behind these two difficult opponents, there is a master who even Uncle Li is afraid of, and at the moment, Tian Qigong's life and death are still unknown, and Lin Fei'er's soul still needs us to save it...... This is really a house leak that coincides with rain, and weasels bite sick ducks, and a wave is not settled, and a wave rises again.
I lamented with the fat man, lying straight on the floor, I didn't even have the heart to hang myself, could it be that the curse of the yin and yang silkworm has begun to be fulfilled, and the bad luck of me and the fat man has broken through the ground and "grows gratifying"?
However, fainting can't be dead, fortunately, the fat man and I have always been a casual character, and when I heard that I was really the host of the silkworm, I was indeed a little overwhelmed and a little flustered.
However, when we know that this matter is already a sickle to cut the buttocks, and the set (belly) is down, we will accept it very calmly, because it is useless for you to hang yourself and wipe your neck and drink medicine, so it is better to simply learn to accept it and take one step at a time.
Seeing that the fat man and I were still wilting and drooping our heads just now, and after a while, we sat up and smoked and giggled without heart and lungs, Deacon Cui was a little confused, and looked at Uncle Li incredulously: "Li Tou'er, you can accept these two apprentices without illness, why do you look like your heart and eyes are not enough?" ”
"calf, if you can't speak, you just shut up, no one treats you as a dumb person." Although Uncle Li was weak, he couldn't help but stab Deacon Cui.
Deacon Cui let out a few ghostly "hehe" laughs like night owls entering the house, and stopped talking.
The fat man and I ignored Deacon Cui's teasing, don't look at Uncle Li'er who can call him around, but as soon as the fat man and I saw his small eyes like surveillance cameras, we were panicked, and we were really scared.
Besides, he also gave me Uncle Lin's spirit, which is also considered a favor to me, so we both have to give him three points of courtesy, both public and private.
Therefore, the fat man and I pretended to smile honestly, and turned a deaf ear to Deacon Cui's pimple words. However, I suddenly remembered that I had only listened to Uncle Li alone for such a long time, and I hadn't reported to him all the bizarre and bloody things that the fat man and I had encountered in the past few days, but because of Deacon Cui's presence, I didn't know whether to say it or not.
Seeing that I was looking at Deacon Cui's eyebrows and eyebrows, as if he had hemorrhoids, he immediately understood, and said to Deacon Cui: "What, there are still a lot of paper-tied cars in the house next door, you go over and take a look, pick up a few things in the picture, and let them burn them in a while, so that you don't have to ride that 72-year-old broken 28 (bicycle) to be embarrassed." ”
Deacon Cui rolled his eyes: "What's wrong with breaking the twenty-eight, that's my love token,, clean up this empty head, don't you just want to pull some of your wife's tongue behind your back, good things don't go back to people, it's not good things to back people." ”
Deacon Cui was babbling as he floated into the next room. The fat man and I looked at his ghost, and thought to ourselves that this old boy's mouth was really underbeaten, if it weren't for him, the two of us would have already slashed him with blood.
"Okay, he doesn't have a bad heart, so he has a bad temper, or he won't end up ruining his family, alas. Alright, let's get down to business. Uncle Li glanced at Deacon Cui's ghost with pity, and then turned to us, "By the way, I just wanted to ask you, why did you look at the two of you, uh, it's mainly Yifei, why do you have a ghost on your face, didn't you run into something dirty again?" ”
"Hehe, uncle, this time you can go away, tell you, the two of us won the jackpot, one of us has a baby upper body, hehe" to say that this fat man is really a mouse, remember to eat or not, just now I cried for myself as the host of the silkworm and wiped my tears, this mention of the soul beads we swallowed, immediately eyebrows fluttered, and foaming at the mouth danced.
I hated this, taking advantage of the fat man's lack of oxygen in his brain and stopping to pour his breath, he quickly grabbed the conversation and picked up important ones, such as the magic arrow that he got by mistake, and Yin Chuanshan's instructions, and said it all in one go.
After listening to the messy crosstalk between me and the fat man, Uncle Li didn't squeak for a while, and it seemed that his old man was trying to integrate these seemingly messy pieces of information, trying to find out the rules behind it.
However, what surprised me and the fat man a little was that Uncle Li was not too interested in any magic arrows and soul beads, but let us repeat Yin Chuanshan's instructions again, especially about Xuan Zhenzi's meaningful remarks, "Outside, the king's order will not be affected." Because many times, it is you who are facing real danger yourself, how to deal with danger, you have to act on the right foot, you have to act on the fly, you don't have to ask for instructions in everything, and you obey unprincipledly" has been re-certified.
After getting a positive reply that we really remembered correctly, Uncle Li touched his chin with his hand and muttered to himself: "I haven't been in contact with this Yin Chuanshan, it is said that he was sent by the General Bureau of the Ministry of Public Security to take a temporary post for training, and he can be the head of Xuan Zhenzi, it is impossible for him to say these things casually, what do you mean?" ”
"Oh, don't think about this, in officialdom, every sentence is very subtle, but it is often nonsense. Gotcha. Can you tell us what to do next? "Looking at Uncle Li's ghostly appearance with his eyebrows and teeth, I really can't help it, you know, in the car back, the fat man and I have already made up our minds, ignore Yin Chuanshan's instructions, and set off to the northern primeval forest area to save people as soon as possible.
Damn, if Yin Chuanshan turns his face, we are not afraid, because there is Xuan Zhenzi's words of "will be outside, and the king's order will not be affected" to give us the bottom, which is also the potential intention of why the two of us want to say these words to Uncle Li.
Who is Uncle Li, that is the old rivers and lakes and old oilmen who are not crossed. Can we hide this little Jiujiu from him? Sure enough, the corners of Uncle Li's mouth were crooked, revealing a mocking smile: "What's the matter, don't you already have an idea in your heart about what you want to do,, you still have to force me to say it, and then you two will pretend to be helpless, right." Two kings and eight lambs, I haven't learned anything else with your uncle, and this ability to fight is long. ”
After finishing speaking, Li Shu'er raised his head a little proudly and laughed, it seems that this old liar's world view and outlook on life are indeed problematic, and the master of the family preaches and teaches to solve doubts, in order to cultivate disciples to have a healthy and upward moral sentiment, to be useful to the society, at least to be a person who is not beneficial to the society and harmless.
But he's good, watching me and the fat man become slippery, philistine, and degenerate day by day in the big sauce vat of society, but he feels very relieved, what kind of master is this, the whole old boy who is not ashamed, my day.
However, it wasn't until a long, long time later that the fat man and I realized that this was actually the painstaking work of Uncle Li's preaching, and it has been used by us to this day.
It's a pity that when we really understood the deep meaning of Uncle Li, we didn't even have the opportunity to say thank you to his old man.
The gossip is far away, and after the fat man and I were exposed by Uncle Li, I couldn't help but look at Uncle Li at the same time and laughed tacitly.
Uncle Li looked at us with a narrow expression and smiled. After laughing, Uncle Li's face was straight: "Xiao Kai, Yifei, you have all grown up, many things, what should you do or not, make your own decisions, save yourself from regretting later, hehe"
Uncle Li's expression was a little gloomy, we don't know what kind of sad memories this sentence evoked in him, in fact, the fat man and I don't know much about Uncle Li's past, especially about his daughter, this old god stick has always been secretive, looking at his sad appearance, it is estimated that he thinks of his daughter again.
Last time, when Mo Evil Son and Mo Fei Ming father and son were shopping with us in the basement of the Jian Hing Hotel. once mentioned Uncle Li's daughter, listening to the meaning of the bastard's father and son's words, it seems that the death of Uncle Li's daughter is directly related to Uncle Li.
Thinking of this, I suddenly remembered the fat man's quick move to suck the soul of the ink evil man into the soul bead, so I quickly told Uncle Li about it, hoping to dilute the sadness in his heart.
After hearing that the fat man forcibly sucked the soul of Mo Fei's body away and turned it into stool, and Mo Fei's life and death in the explosion were unknown, Li Shu'er's spirit really lifted up, and he scolded with hatred: "This is called evil and evil retribution, but it's a pity that I wasn't there at the time, it's a pity, it's a pity." ”
"Hehe, it seems that I accepted your two apprentices, is it deliberately arranged by God and wants you to avenge me?" Uncle Li squinted his eyes and looked at me and the fat man, his expression was very complicated.
"Come on, Tian Qigong selected me and the fat man to join the 17th group, nothing more than that we are the host of the silkworm, but in addition to the scourge of the world, this silkworm is also useful for us? It is said that this Tian Qigong should find a way to eliminate us, right? I looked at Uncle Li fixedly, still a little puzzled.