How can a rooster crow in the mahjong hall? And crow so promptly and crisply? Could it be that the rooster has also fallen in love with mahjong gambling and knows what is called "*" or "flower on the bar"?

How is this possible? How can there be more ghost things in the world than in the underworld?

The poor ghost was puzzled, his brain was spinning, and the panic disappeared in an instant, and while returning to the hollow brick house, he secretly wondered: "Legend has it that ghosts are afraid of roosters, why am I not very afraid? Is that a lie, or am I a little different, and the crowing of chickens has no deterrent effect on me, a lonely ghost?"

When he asked this question, the poor ghost felt that he was a little different, and the confidence he had lost in the past was also strengthened a lot.

The crowing of the rooster was still transmitting, but the poor ghost felt that he had no fear at all, and not only was he not afraid, but he wanted to catch the rooster and stew it in soup.

Then the poor ghost appeared on the gambling table lightly, and looked around with contempt as if he were smiling.

Hmph, that's a rooster crowing, a young man in his twenties, learning the rooster crowing in horror under the mahjong table, pinching his lips with one hand, forming a trumpet, and holding a young woman's hand tightly with the other hand, constantly trembling.

Obviously, the young man seems to be very good, but in order to protect the young woman, he is in a hurry to learn to crow - imitation as a last resort.

Love will also make an excellent person willing to be lewd.

"Even though I'm a gambler, I still have some friendship. The poor ghost smiled indifferently, the ghost claws were raised flat, and the ghost power was secretly lucky, and he made an upward movement.

The young man took the young woman's hand, and slowly, involuntarily, floated upright, standing upright in the air, his head about a foot from the tiles, and his feet about a foot from the ground, suspended in deep water.

"If you like to crow a chicken, make your wishes come true, make your dreams come true, and have a chicken's mouth. The poor ghost spoke, smiling rather than smiling, his eyes fixed on the young man, and he made a gesture of pinching his lips with his ghost claws.

In an instant, the young man's lips slowly protruded, and in the flash of light, a pointed beak in the state of a chicken beak was formed, which was more than ten centimeters long.

The young man became strange and ugly, and the young woman was a little surprised, and her face turned pale, but she grasped the young man's hand more tightly, and became in a state of not abandoning it.

"You two seem to be a little sincere, not a dog man and a woman who hooks up, so let me see again. The poor ghost muttered, staring at the young woman, and blew lightly with the ghost power.

In an instant, the young woman's round and delicate face, full of youthful luster, immediately appeared dense, thick and thick pig bristles, which became very strange and ugly.

The young man and the young woman looked at each other with a look of surprise on their faces, but the hands that were holding each other were gripping tighter than ever.

The poor ghost sighed and said with relief: "This poor ghost uncle has outstanding eyes, seeing that you two have not done anything evil and depraved, and you really love each other, let you go." Hurry home and avoid this kind of rotten occasion of eating people and not spitting out bones. Go ahead and tell your family to leave the village early tomorrow morning. Leaving the village, the two of you will naturally return to their original state, as long as they remain in the village, they can only have this dignity, and they may not even be able to keep this dignity, only a dead end. ”

With that, he sighed, and the two young men fell to the ground silently, like two autumn leaves, anxious to leave the place of right and wrong.

"Stop, stop, you two don't get busy, watch a free movie before you go. The poor ghost said, turning to an old man of about fifty years old, who was wide and fat, with a smooth forehead, and a well-groomed young woman, and was nearly fifty years old, "Baby, it's your turn for you to perform: cut off your cock, cut open your belly, and put twenty-one mahjong seeds in!

The old man, like a robot receiving the instructions of the designer, calmly lifted his suit jacket, pulled out the dagger that he was secretly wearing, which was very elegantly decorated, and looked bejeweled, turned his back, bent down without saying a word, cut off the man's drape, threw it on the ground, turned around again, cut open his belly, hid the dagger deep in it, and then began to grab those shiny mahjong seeds, and kept stuffing them into his stomach......

The two young men had never seen such a scene, and their faces were bloodless with fright, and they trembled incessantly, as if they had just crawled out of the ice cellar in the harsh winter.

The poor ghost said with disdain: "Only people don't do it, and no ghost doesn't know it." This guy with a dagger under his suit, tell me for yourself, should you get such an end?"

"Should!hould!hould!" the old man said coldly while mechanically stuffing mahjong into his belly, "I already knew that I would have such a day, I already knew it......"

"Well, you can die. The poor ghost said lightly.

"I can die......" the old man fell, and there was no sound.

The poor ghost turned to the frightened young man, and said angrily:

"Look, this is the famous man in your village.

"Being a mineral sand boss, running a supermarket, and a bus, having a house in the city and a house in the countryside, and having a good relationship with important people at all levels of society, is simply going to be windy and rainy.

However, God is not beautiful, the two of them just raised an idiot son who is five big and three coarse, and at the age of twenty, he can only stretch out his hands in clothes and open his mouth when he eats, and no girl likes it.

So, the two discussed privately, sneakily, bought a nineteen-year-old daughter from a wandering woman for 40,000 yuan, and arranged a marriage for their son.

"The son is babbling, he doesn't know anything about having children, the little couple sleeps when they sleep, they are well-behaved, they don't do piston movement at all, and the daughter's flat belly can't bulge every day.

"The richer the person, the more afraid of no successor, the husband and wife see it in their eyes, their hearts are about to burst, the father teaches the son, the mother teaches the daughter-in-law, and even plays the banned video for the young couple to watch and learn, or they still don't know the way of copulation at all.

The old couple discussed privately, fearing that their daughter-in-law would elope with someone and end up with no money and money, and cherished that the fat and water would not flow into the fields of outsiders.

"The poor girl was ignorant at first, thinking that her husband was a late bloomer, and finally became a general, but later found out that it was not like that, and completely figured out the reason for the matter, and understood that she was drunk by drugs and was plotted by her husband, and she was ashamed, so she jumped off the building and committed suicide......"

Oh, is that what is going on? The young man of the two years was terrified, but he heard every word of the poor dead man clearly, and he showed a look of indignation and disgust.

The poor ghost was happy to let people hear what he said, and people could hear his words word for word, and they were very happy to see that the two young men were thinking as much as they were.

"Go!" the poor ghost waved his hand, and the two young men couldn't help themselves, and they jumped out of the iron gate smoothly.

The two young men were terrified of each other, but they found that they had not been hurt in the slightest, and secretly rejoiced, and immediately ran to their respective homes.