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Chapter 259: An Unfair Duel
Looking at the egg demon in front of him, Yi Xinxing suddenly frowned, and after looking at it for three or four seconds, a sentence suddenly appeared in his heart for no reason: Hmm, what a black man. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
That's right, it's a black man, if it weren't for the strong demonic aura it exudes all over its body, in this dark night, the three of them would probably only notice it when it opened its mouth and showed its teeth, because this girl's skin was too dark, just like an African, Mr. Cui crossed his hands on his chest, and then said to this guy: "Is this duel only you?" ”
"That's right, it's just me." The big man replied.
But as soon as it was finished, there were goosebumps on the bodies of the three of them, and the mother had a leg and stomach, and the person who made the voice of the emotion just now was none other than this 'big man'
Why does such a burly man have a woman's voice?
"You...... Is it male or female? Zhang Shifei asked a little embarrassed, but the big man completely ignored his words and ignored him, just turned his head to Mr. Cui and said, "Are you ready?" ”
Mr. Cui smiled embarrassedly, to be honest, he didn't know how to deal with this strange man now, ah no, it's a strange egg demon, Mr. Cui licked his lips, and then said: "Ready, you can tell the rules, and, what to call it?" ”
The strong man said with a serious face: "Call me the fourth year of junior high school." ”
Although this egg demon is full of seriousness and does not smile, but Zhang Shifei and Yi Xinxing's hearts are really a little serious, you have to ask why, let's make an analogy here, this is the same as you after a day of work, dragging your tired body back home, but there is no woman to cook for you to accompany you, you feel lonely and springy, so you want to go to the bar to try your luck, petty bourgeoisie you want to find an intellectual beauty to spend this good night with, after arriving at the bar, You find that there is a single beauty who is drinking alone, the taste of the dress is fashionable and there is no lack of sexy, the eyebrows reveal the same loneliness and loneliness as you, at first glance it is a knowledgeable woman, such a woman, is what you dream of, so you come forward to talk, you are very compatible, between the eyebrows and eyes hormones warmed up, love to the depths, you asked her name, who expected this beauty to have half open lips, with a soft and slightly hoarse voice to you replied: "My name is Wang Fugui." ”
you, Wang Fugui Zhang Shifei shook his head hurriedly, where did he think of where is this Wang Fugui? What does this have to do with Wang Fugui Zhang Shifei swallowed and foamed, thinking that his brain was really not far from madness, but then again, the egg demon in front of him was really similar to the cranky interest in his head just now.
Let this Cui split his head to fight with it, Zhang Shifei originally wanted to see which immortal he met today, but when he saw this fourth year of junior high school, he had no fighting spirit in his heart at all, maybe it was good to divide his head, Zhang Shifei comforted himself in his heart.
Mr. Cui also had some ups and downs in his heart at this time, so he said to the fourth junior high: "What's that...... Has your voice always been like this? ”
"Voice?" The junior high school senior was stunned for a moment after listening to Mr. Cui's words, then frowned, and suddenly shouted: "Third sister, don't, it's troublesome."
Third sister? Who is the third sister? At the same time that the fourth junior high school shouted this sentence, suddenly, a burst of laughter came from the tree: "Hehe, I'm not afraid that you won't be able to tell clearly?" ”
Who?? Zhang Shifei quickly raised his head, only to see the treetops above their heads, I don't know when, a young woman appeared, looking like the egg demon Xiaoba before, all of them were coquettish and revealing girls, the woman saw that the three people found it, and jumped down beside the fourth junior high school, relying on the demonic aura exuded by the body of the fourth junior high school, Zhang Shifei saw the woman's appearance clearly, convex and backward, snow-white skin, no different from normal people, the only difference, I'm afraid is the eyes, The eyes were round and the pupils were large, like a cat.
Moreover, there is not a trace of demonic energy on its body.
Mr. Cui frowned and asked, "Who is this?" ”
"I'm the third year of junior high school, so it's good for you to call me junior." The woman smiled coquettishly, "Don't worry, I'm not here to participate in the duel, because my little DD's mouth is not very convenient, so I'm here to explain the rules to you." ”
Little San'er? Don't say it, it's really like doing this, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, this figure is really strong enough, and it looks very wild, but it said that the mouth of the fourth junior high school is inconvenient? Zhang Shifei thought that it was not very convenient, but he spoke like a woman, so he subconsciously asked: "Didn't he say it quite neatly just now?" ”
As soon as Zhang Shifei finished speaking, the female egg demon called the third junior didn't know why, she actually laughed like a flower, while Yi Xinxing and Mr. Cui on the side looked at Zhang Shifei with some embarrassment, Zhang Shifei wondered in his heart, why, is this sentence wrong?
So he said to Mr. Cui: "My name is Zhang Shifei, I am not a person, I am a big fool"
Kindness? What am I talking about?? Zhang Shifei paused for a moment, was I scolding myself just now? No, it must be a delusion, right?
"Hurry up" Mr. Cui stretched out his hand to cover Zhang Shifei's mouth, and then said to him: "This guy seems to have the ability to manipulate other people's voices, concentrate, and if you relax a little, I'm afraid you will fall into this guy's way." ”
What the? Zhang Shifei blinked, and at this moment, Yi Xinxing on the side snorted and said to Zhang Shifei: "Your voice just now is like a little girl scolding herself." ”
Damn, it turns out that Zhang Shifei finally understood, why was the voice of the fourth junior high school so weird just now, and the feelings were all manipulated by this little girl, and this ability was really a trouble, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, his voice was *indulged, and he didn't even notice it at all.
The junior high school had been laughing, and after Mr. Cui understood its ability, he didn't have any worries, so he coughed, calmed his emotions, and said to the junior high: "Okay, it's time to get down to business, what is tonight's duel for, is it running again?" Whatever, let's talk about it, we have to go to bed early. ”
Hearing Mr. Cui say this, the third junior of the egg demon stopped smiling, and then glanced at the junior fourth next to him, and then said contemptuously: "Of course tonight's duel is not running, my younger brother junior high four, will duel with one of you tonight, the real duel, that is, fight each other, have you thought about it, who will come to this second one?" ”
Mr. Cui sneered, and then said to the junior high: "Of course it's me, this relationship is good, after all, I also hate going around in circles, and going straight is the contest between gentlemen." ”
The junior high school pursed his lips and smiled slightly, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Little brother, what are you anxious about, I haven't finished talking yet, although it is a fight, but there are also rules?" ”
Damn, I know, after Zhang Shifei heard what the junior high school said, he immediately spat on the ground on the side, thinking that I knew that these grandchildren could not have such a good heart, and they must have played some despicable means, just like restraining Mr. Cui like Yi Xinxing yesterday, but thinking of this, Zhang Shifei is still a little puzzled, just imagine that he is so strong that he is perverted, what way can they design to restrain him in terms of rules?
Mr. Cui said without moving: "Whatever, let's say the rules quickly." ”
It's still cloudy tonight, the egg demon Lao Shi sits on the top of the mountain, looking down with interest, today its mood seems to be surprisingly good, two feet drooping, still can't stop squeezing, the corners of the mouth bend up, sneering to himself: "The old monster loves to play this boring game, I don't know if this time will be as it thinks, can this fourth child compare with the sixth child?" Forget it, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, haha, hahahaha"
At the end of the day, it laughed, like a madman, and I don't know what it was laughing at, is this game so funny?
Zhang Shifei didn't think this duel was funny, but felt disgusting, only to see that junior high school gently stretched out his right hand, and then just waved like this, suddenly, a gust of evil wind blew, weeds flew sideways, Zhang Shifei fixed his eyes, it turned out that the junior high school cleaned up a small piece of place.
Between the two sides, a piece of the original field is divided, there is not a single weed on it, this place is very small, about two meters in diameter, I saw that the strong man called the fourth junior high school walked into the circle without saying a word, and then looked at Mr. Cui proudly, Mr. Cui looked at the junior high school, and the junior high school smiled at it: "The place here is too big, it is inconvenient to fight, you don't mind the duel in this circle, right?" ”
This is really, the green snake is in the mouth, the wasp tail is in the back needle, neither of them is poisonous, the most poisonous woman's heart, Zhang Shifei sighed in his heart, what is inconvenient to fight? The purpose of drawing this broken circle is nothing more than to limit the actions of the split heads, between these square inches, dodging naturally becomes a problem, you can't dodge, you can only attack, and you can think of them at a loss, I'm sorry
Mr. Cui didn't think there was anything wrong, but he sneered, and then replied: "Don't mind, is it a loss if you are beaten out of this circle?" ”
At the beginning... nodded, and then said in a coquettish voice: "That's right, no matter who goes out, whether it goes out alive or dead, it's a loss." ”
"Your wife is quite refreshing." There was a hint of sarcasm in Mr. Cui's tone, and he said, "Then let's start quickly." ”
After that, Mr. Cui walked into the circle, and looked at the fourth junior high, he was thin at one meter seventy thirty and thin, he looked very weak in front of the junior high school with a big waist and a round waist, but there was no trace of fear on his face, the female egg demon junior smiled a little, and then said to him: "I told you, don't be busy, handsome guy, my rules haven't been finished yet." ”
Mr. Cui's face flashed with unhappiness, and Zhang Shifei had already scolded at this time, and he shouted at the junior high: "What do you mean? How many rules are there? There are more rules than the fucking Olympics, and it's almost time for us to take a urine test, so why don't you just set a rule that if we do it, we will lose? I ......"
Before Zhang Shifei finished speaking, Yi Xinxing reached out and patted him, and then whispered to him: "Okay, you speak like a resentful woman." ”
Zhang Shifei was angry, and he was just about to speak, but Mr. Cui in the circle said indifferently: "Let him say it, it doesn't matter." ”
"It doesn't matter, it's all in their favor, is it still fair?" Zhang Shifei said indignantly.
Mr. Cui didn't look at Zhang Zhengfei, but looked at the junior high school and sneered, and said word by word: "It's okay, because in this world, only the weak will come up with means that are only beneficial to themselves." ”
When the junior high school saw Mr. Cui say this, he was not annoyed, and still smiled and said, "Handsome guy, your eloquence is good." ”
"Of course, that ability of yours can't control me, and if you talk nonsense, I can guarantee that you won't even know your mother in a day." The junior high school wanted to laugh with this Mr. Cui for a few words, but he thought that Mr. Cui suddenly let go of cruel words, and the junior high school who was choked for a while couldn't laugh, and he couldn't imagine that the human being in front of him turned his face faster than turning a book.
So, the third junior didn't talk nonsense anymore, and said to Mr. Cui: "This duel, there are two rules, one is that the person who is out of the circle loses, you already know it just now, and the second point is that you can't use demonic energy to fight, otherwise, it will still be considered a loss."
What?? Zhang Shifei and Yi Xinxing were stunned at the same time, these egg demons are monsters, why do they set such rules? But Zhang Shifei immediately figured it out, his uncle's, it turned out to be like this
To say that Mr. Cui's methods, most of them come from his own black snake fairy bones, which is also his main trick, black snake fairy bones, to a certain extent, are also demonic energy, the duel rules set by this egg demon, you can't use demon energy, isn't that just sealing Mr. Cui's ability? ?
His uncle, Zhang Shifei looked at the fourth junior high school in the circle, and then looked at Mr. Cui, and suddenly made a judgment in his heart, and threw out the words of the fairy bones, Mr. Cui can be said to be an ordinary person, although he can also point a spell or something, but Mr. Cui's charm in Zhang Shifei's eyes is completely some side-door left arts, except for the ability to open the lock and ignite the fire, it is not worth mentioning at all, one is about fifty kilograms of thin human beings who seem to have ribs, and the other is an egg demon who even seems to have trained muscles. There's no comparison at all, okay
It was too despicable for Zhang Shifei to shout loudly: "Can you be more shameless? Do you let humans fight against egg demons? ”
"Why not?" The junior sneered, and then said to the right and wrong: "Haven't you been doing this kind of thing? In the eyes of you human beings, aren't you stronger than us, and haven't you always been ashamed of us? And you're human, how can you have the demonic aura of a monster that you've always despised you? The rule I set is actually to see that you are pitiful, so I want to give up our advantage, is this wrong? ”
Damn, Zhang Shifei clenched his fists, sure enough, they were all planned, if there was no demonic energy (fairy bone), Mr. Cui might be really fierce and unlucky this time, Zhang Shifei thought anxiously, what should I do? What should I do? You can't just watch your head split up and be beaten by that muscular man, no, this condition must not be agreed
Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei was about to speak again, but Yi Xinxing grabbed his shoulder, Zhang Shifei was stunned, and saw that Yi Xinxing said to Zhang Shifei: "Don't worry, you have to believe Lao Cui, just like Lao Cui believes in you." ”
Zhang Shifei was a little strange in his heart, why did this Yi Xinxing look like he didn't have a worried expression at all, but he was very calm, and even, he was a little happy, this is too unreasonable, even if it is the egg demon, he doesn't need to be demonic, but Mr. Cui is not a heavyweight at all, okay, this is the same as a boxing match, you go to fight against the heavyweight in the lightweight, then you don't let the family beat the out?
So, Zhang Shifei said worriedly: "But ............"
"It's nothing." Mr. Cui in the circle said loudly: "This is a battle between pure masters, I like it very much, I really like it, I don't need to be demonic, right?" Okay, I'm in favor, raise your hands in favor. ”
Isn't this a scareless head? Zhang Shifei was speechless for a moment, so he shouted at Mr. Cui: "Split, have you made a mistake?" Look at his muscles, he's almost ready to play Tetris, are you sure you want to fight him? Wait a minute...... You shouldn't have fallen for this girl's trick, right?,That's not what you're talking about............ My name is Zhang Shifei, I'm really a big fool."
I really can't help it now, I can't think of it, I don't pay attention to the junior high school, and I actually planted its demon art again, Zhang Shifei At this time, I want to scold, but I don't dare, for fear that a mouth will scold myself again, so I can only clench my fists and stare angrily at the egg demon with a playful smile on his face.
Yi Xinxing, who was on the side, saw that Zhang Shifei was so angry, so he patted him on the shoulder and comforted him softly: "Don't be angry, you still need to cultivate, well, my name is Yi Xinxing, and I am also a big fool." ”
After Yi Xinxing finished speaking, his face suddenly changed, and he became very embarrassed, and Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, Damn, it seems that this Brother Yi is also on the road, and he is really enough to make trouble.
The egg demon junior high school smiled forward and back, Mr. Cui looked at the two of them in that circle, sighed lightly, and then said to the junior high: "Have you had enough fun?" Let's get started. ”
The egg demon snorted, to be honest, it really admired the willpower of the human in front of him, and his own ability was ineffective against him, so it didn't dare to despise it, so he said to Mr. Cui: "Okay, then, let's start this fair battle." ”
After the third junior finished speaking, the strong man in the circle spoke, only to see it pointing at Mr. Cui viciously and saying, "One...... hours, tormented ...... Die. ”
"I don't need it." Mr. Cui said lightly, I saw him touch his pocket, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, at this time the wind started, he lowered his head and lit the fire with his hand, after taking a puff, he sandwiched the cigarette between the index finger and middle finger of his right hand, and pointed to the egg demon in the fourth year.
The breeze blew the ends of its hair and the corners of its clothes, and Mr. Cui sneered at the junior fourth, "I promise to kill you before this cigarette is finished." ”
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