Chapter 588: Goddess Conquest (1)
After returning to the cube lounge, familiar hints quickly emerged, and the content basically did not change, so I will not repeat them. It's just that the message of the last sentence has changed slightly:
"The adventurer has become the current record holder, keep up the good work. Number of participants remaining: 365. ”
"Ha, the elimination speed is quite fast." Qin Fen muttered, but he didn't take it to heart.
Because of its novel model, the super amusement park will inevitably attract many people to come to "try it out", and these people will naturally be quickly brushed off because of this or that deficiency. Therefore, it is normal to have a large number of attrition in the early stage, and the few people who can break through to the end are Qin Fen's real opponents.
Hmm, then let's sort out the things on Qin Fen's body. Roughly one time of superhuman strength, a bottle of holy water, two tears of mermaids, an unknown pair of lace panties (overhead panties, used when transforming into a cute face Superman), a Polaroid camera, and a random reward for successfully fooling the noble and holy queen into a costume fetish.
Name: All men's favorite things
Scientific name: Liquor
Nickname: Daze Oral Liquid
Main treatments: catching wind, practicing, doing things, pulling relationships, nonsense, emptiness, loneliness, kidney deficiency and so on.
Suitable for: Suitable for all ages, after men drink it, they will get random special ability bonuses.
Instructions for use: It can be taken 24 hours a day, once or more a day, 1 to N each time, and drunk as a course of treatment.
Side effects: crying, fussing, shouting, shouting, bragging, running, hitting children...... Wait a minute.
Note: After waking up, if you find severe pain in chrysanthemums or unknown hair in your mouth, please do not go to the truth of yesterday.
“…… Your uncle, the slot of this last note has broken through the sky! Qin Fen roared with empty eyes, "The sincere friendship between men and men has all changed, and even men have to beware of going out to drink in the future!" ”
After a short break and adjustment, Qin Jinjin entered the sixth round of the game.
……
The moment he regained consciousness, a frowning pain poured into his mind.
"Ha, is it fucking open the door again? Shouldn't it be attacked by zombies or something, let Lao Tzu go to find the pit daddy setting of the antidote serum before mutating......"
Qin Fen had never had any hope for the character of the master, he took a deep breath, and was ready for the worst.
But when he opened his eyes, what he saw was ...... It was two big white geese with outstretched wings, quacking and pecking at themselves with their beaks.
“……”
Have I been reduced to the point where I can even bully geese?! Maybe you don't take me too seriously!
He looked down and quickly scanned around, and found himself sitting in a secluded alley, not far away from a trash can that smelled foul, and he seemed to have just woken up from a hangover, with traces of vomit and the unpleasant smell of alcohol and smoke.
"Well, this dress is very familiar...... Qin Fen's mind flashed, "Wait, isn't this the standard school uniform for Japanese male high school students that I wore last time in the world of the Dark Bible?" ”
He rummaged through the brown schoolbag beside him and quickly found his student ID:
Name: Hideaki Sorachi
Class: 6 classes in the second year of high school
School: Fuji Art Garden
"Your uncle, what kind of trouble is the name of Sorachi Yingqiu, he is actually the author of Gintama!" Qin Fen roared with empty eyes.
In addition, the four words "Rattan Aesthetic Garden" also gave Qin Fen a very bad premonition......
"Well, but before that, let's take revenge." Saying that, Qin Fen lowered his head and looked at the two big white geese who were still persevering in attacking him.
The goose has a very regular schedule and rest, and it is very in line with modern health preservation: always go to bed early and get up early, and when you come together, you will call people to eat, and you will not be at peace. In addition, the goose has a fierce personality, and the goose that has been fed for many years can also be used as a dog, and the housekeeper is not inferior.
However, there is one thing that needs to be mentioned - geese are actually vegetarians, small fish and shrimp or something, they don't eat them.
In addition, the combat effectiveness of the goose is not bad. If you don't know the trick, it's really difficult for ordinary people to get a goose.
To put it simply, the goose has three means of attack, one peck, two twists and three blows.
Peck, due to its long neck, it does not attack very often, but it is full of power. Twist, the evolution of the peck, it pecks people like chickens, it bites! Bite it and don't let it go! Don't talk and twist! It will also take advantage of its long neck, bite a piece of meat, and spin and jump 36o degrees...... Three blows, the goose has a pair of powerful wings, although it can't fly, but it's not good-looking. These wings are full of strength, and as long as they are swept away, they will be green for at least one day.
I don't know how many children were beaten by goose fancy-style hangings on the way to and from school......
Ordinary people can only flee when they meet the attacking flock of geese. The goose is a very territorial species and is also aggressive. It is believed that there are not a few people who have been attacked by geese. Even Qin Fen was twisted by the goose when he was a child, but later, he learned about the weakness of the goose, which was this long neck. As long as you grab the neck, twist the neck, and let the goose use all the means to reach the sky, you must also bow to the ground and give the head.
Maybe Qin Fen was in the way of these two geese, or maybe it was some other reason, in short, these two geese were quite unhappy with Qin Fen. Especially the biggest male goose, quacking, stretched its neck, and refused to give up as if it had to continue to attack Qin Fen.
After taking a few seconds to sort out his thoughts, Qin Fen smiled, and without saying a word, grabbed the male goose's neck.
said that it was too late and that it was fast, Qin Fen didn't give the male goose a chance to react at all, his hands were lightly wrong, and with a "click", the male goose's neck could no longer be raised.
The other goose was suddenly frightened, flapping its wings in a panic, quacking and running away in a panic.
Qin Fen didn't bother to chase it, he weighed the goose in his hand, and showed regret on his face: "If there is enough time, how good it would be to stew a pot of goose meat......
He is also a foodie who is greedy for food, and he remembers that roast goose was the most delicious food when he was a child. The goose is delicious after the snow falls, and at this time, it is just right. Because it is moderately fat and thin, it has a good taste, and in addition, goose meat also has anti-cancer effects.
The goose is chopped into pieces, the large iron pot is ready, and the firewood in the stove has been lit. When the water is boiling, put the goose meat in the pan, and when it is slightly rising, serve it with a colander. Brush the pan dry, add the base oil, after the oil boils, put the chopped goose pieces into the high heat and stir-fry. When the color turns golden, add an appropriate amount of water, add the ingredients, ginger, salt, and some dried chilies. Bring to a boil over high heat, reduce the heat and simmer until the meat is rotten...... Don't mention the taste.
Just as he was pondering whether he could stew a pot of goose meat, the juggernaut's prompt had already sounded:
"Game 6 'Operation Goddess Conquest'."
"Synopsis: The end of the world is coming, what are you waiting for? For the sake of your goddess, pick up the weapon in your hand and fight bravely, boy! ”
"Please enter the Fuji Aesthetic Garden within 10 minutes and wait for the game to start."
"Note: The reality is too cruel, and the counterattack of Dick Silk will eventually come to naught, and we are not defeated by time, but by reality. So, in this apocalypse, let your goddess kneel and sing to conquer it, boy! ”