036 underworld ghost poor
I actually saw four monsters standing next to the table in my restaurant, and I saw that the two monsters standing in front of me were dressed very strangely, these two were black and white, and they were wearing vintage clothes, and these two monsters were wearing long tall hats on their heads, and the guy in the black robe was wearing four gold characters written on the high hat. "Catching you." The guy in the white robe also wears a high hat with four gold letters on it. "You're here too." When I saw the faces of these two guys, my upper and lower teeth almost didn't bite my tongue. I saw that the guy in the black robe and black hat looked skinny, his face was even more emaciated, and he basically couldn't see a bulging muscle, which was equivalent to the kind of skin and bone malnutrition, this black guy had a gloomy face, his face was as black as the K of spades in the playing cards, and his mouth was drooping with a long blood-red tongue, which was almost stretched to the navel, and at first glance, I thought he was holding a red tie in his mouth. The black guy stood in the middle of it with a long iron chain in his hands and looked at us with a sad face.
The white guy next to him was obviously much fatter than him, and when I looked at the face that was as white as pink under the white high hat, the goosebumps on my body instantly grew three layers in an instant. The guy also had a long blood-red tongue hanging out of his mouth, and he was holding a white mourning stick in his hand, and he looked at us with a smile on his face.
After sitting on the sofa, after I looked at these two guys carefully, my first reaction was to think of the two buddies who hooked Xu Xian's collarbone with a hook in the legend of the White Snake. Are they really the black and white impermanence of the underworld, he, he, how can they appear in my house? Thinking of this, my ears were buzzing, and my body was trembling violently with the electricity.
If the two masters standing in front of them looked terrible, then the two in the back were even more outrageous. I saw two monsters standing outside behind these two guys, one with a pair of bull heads, and two sharp horns on the bull's head, two bull's eyes kept rolling, and there was a big ring on the cow's nose, and there were a few wisps of saliva hanging from the corners of the mouth. The most terrifying thing is that this guy with the head of a bull is actually a human body from below the head and above the feet, and he also holds a long iron fork in his hand, which is very terrifying. There is a guy with a horse face standing next to this guy, this guy with a horse face is really long, and he also holds a long fork in his hand, and there is a black human hair on the horse's head.
Looking at these four terrible-looking uninvited guests, standing in my living room in the middle of the night, we were both frightened and frightened. Aren't these guys really the black and white impermanence in the underworld, bull-headed and horse-faced? How did they come to my house? Trembling and thinking wildly, I was shocked by Pan An's cold voice next to me.
"It's not! Seven! Seven! Seven! Grandfather! No! No! Seven, eight, eight! Pan An's face turned pale, and he said with a stumbling mouth.
"Yes! You've got a good eye! The guy standing next to the black guy with a white face as pink shook his blood-red tongue with a smile and said.
"I didn't know each other before! Appear! Now I recognize it, I know it! Pan An immediately stood up.
What seven grandpa eight grandpa's! Why did Pan An call them that! Seeing Pan An stand up in a panic, I also stood up.
"Seventh Master! Eighth Master! Come and sit down, all of you! Come and sit! With that, Pan An waved his hand towards the sofa towards the monsters. After hearing Pan An greet these guys, he slowly floated over. Why do you say it's floating? Because I saw that the feet of these guys were literally suspended at a height of five centimeters above the ground.
The guys floated to the couch and sat down. Pan An and I quickly gave way and stood in front of the coffee table opposite the sofa. Close to these guys, I felt the living room getting colder and colder, and I was snorting.
"Pump! Smoke! Pan An said with a stiff smile on his face and picked up the cigarette case on the coffee table, took out four cigarettes from it tremblingly, and placed the cigarette holder facing down in front of the four monsters.
I saw the four cigarettes standing upside down on the coffee table disappeared in an instant! When I saw such a strange picture, I was amazed, it was the same as magic. I saw three monsters sitting on the sofa with a pure white cigarette roll in their mouth. Only the guy with the black hat didn't smoke in his mouth.
"Boy! It's pretty good! The guy with the white hat narrowed his eyes into a slit and said with a weird smile.
"Poor hospitality! Poor hospitality! Pan An nodded and said with a smile.
As I watched these fluttering creatures smoke their blue flames one by one, the eerie sight made me feel as if I was in the underworld. The living room was getting colder and colder, and I shivered and looked at the glass surface of the coffee table, only to see that a thin layer of hoarfrost had grown on the glass surface. I don't have to gasp at all, because all I vomit is cool air.
"This is the famous Xie Qiye (Xie Bi'an, Bai Wuchang)." Pan An smiled and looked up at the guy with the white hat and said to me.
Seeing Pan An's introduction, I nodded tremblingly.
"This is Fan Baye (Fan is helpless, black impermanence)."
"These two around me should be Chief Niu and Chief Ma!" Pan Anha said.
"Commander-in-chief! Hehe! These two rammers are my pawns. Saying that, Bai Wuchang laughed at the bull head and horse face beside him. Bai Wuchang smiled and looked at the bull head and horse face sitting beside him, and suddenly, Bai Wuchang's smiling face suddenly became fierce. "Who told you both to sit down! Is there a place for you to sit here? Bai Wuchang viciously reprimanded the bull-headed horse beside him. I saw that after hearing Bai Wuchang's reprimand, the two of them immediately stood up and hid aside.
"It's a stuff that doesn't have rules." Bai Wuchang gave the two guys a fierce look. Hei Wuchang, who was sitting on the sofa, never spoke, still looking at a certain place with a sad face.
This is where and where! The ghosts in the underworld, what are you doing when you come to my house in the middle of the night! Standing in front of the coffee table, I was already freezing and catching a cold, and I felt like my water and snot were about to come out.
After Bai Wuchang finished training his subordinates, he set his eyes on Pan An, who was standing beside me.
"Do you know why we're here!" Bai Wuchang said to Pan An with a smile. Pan An was shivering like me from the cold. "Nope! I don't know! ”
"Duan Hailin, do you know each other!" Bai Wuchang said.
Duan Hailin! Isn't Duan Hailin the male ghost attached to Liao Shichang's body? Hadn't the fragment of his soul already been installed by Pan into that black porcelain vase!
"Nope! I don't know! Pan An said tremblingly.
"Smack!" I saw Bai Wuchang slap the coffee table fiercely, and things like fruit plates and snacks on the coffee table shook for a while.
"When we passed by here, we obviously felt that Duan Hailin's soul was nearby! We followed the path and found it! You say you don't know! Bai Wuchang shouted with murderous aura.
Originally, this cold and weird atmosphere was cautious enough! Seeing that Bai Wuchang wanted to get angry as he spoke, I shuddered and hurriedly said. "Isn't that the male ghost Duan Hailin!"
I saw Bai Wuchang, who was sitting on the sofa, nodding.
At this time, Pan An, who was pale in complexion, scratched his hair, revealing a look that suddenly remembered something. "That's right! Right! That ghost is in my hands, you are! ”
"Don't call me out yet!" Bai Wuchang shouted angrily. Pan An, who had never figured out what was going on, heard this, and immediately turned around and walked into the room opposite my room, and soon, Pan An came to the living room with the black porcelain vase in his hand.
"That's what you're talking about!" Pan An shook the porcelain vase in his hand in front of Bai Wuchang's eyes.
Seeing Bai Wuchang reach out and make a gesture to take it, Pan An immediately handed the porcelain bottle in his hand to Bai Wuchang, after Bai Wuchang took the porcelain bottle, opened the stopper, sent it to his nose and sniffed it, nodded with a smile, closed the stopper, and put Pan An's black porcelain bottle into his bag.
Pan An watched the black porcelain vase being taken away by Bai Wuchang, and in an instant, Pan An's expression became aggrieved. "I'm the second Ao, your mother's dear! You actually kidnapped my porcelain vase! It's shameless than me. Pan An scolded angrily in his heart. Immediately after that, Pan An looked embarrassed, and stretched out his hand to gesture in front of Bai Wuchang. "Inside! Inside! Scold! ”
"What did you say!" Bai Wuchang glanced at Pan An.
"The black porcelain vase inside is a treasure handed down from my ancestors! Look! Pan An gestured with his hands and stammered with embarrassment.
"Oh! That's what you say! Bai Wuchang took out the black porcelain vase and played with it in his hand for a while, he squinted one eye, watching the family heirloom treasure that Pan An said. This gadget is quite delicate, not bad. ”
When Pan An saw this, he felt that Bai Wuchang had no intention of returning, and after Pan An observed Bai Wuchang's behavior for a while, his ears jumped, and his expression immediately changed to a cheap smile.
"Hey! Seventh Master! Look at my brain! Rest assured! Tomorrow, I'll burn more silver for you and a few others. Pan An said with a smile.
"Well said, well said! Why are you so polite! Saying that, Bai Wuchang greeted the buddy with the cow head standing next to him. I saw that Niu Tou picked up the black porcelain vase, opened the stopper, and poured the white soft fragments inside into a small black cloth bag that he was carrying, and then returned the black porcelain vase to Pan An. Pan An took the porcelain vase, and his expression relaxed.
Standing on the sidelines, I looked at these monsters stupidly, and after watching them for a long time, my fear changed a little better, but I was cold to death! It feels colder than standing in the snow and ice.
"Words have to count!" Bai Wuchang, who was smiling, stretched out his fingers and rubbed back and forth in front of Pan An. It means burning more silver.
"Definitely, definitely!" Pan An said and put the porcelain bottle in his pocket.
Oh! It turns out that these guys are here to catch the male ghost Duan Hailin, I said, why did the officials in the underworld come to my house in the middle of the night.
"You did the job!" Bai Wuchang looked Pan An up and down.
"Yes! Kindness! I did it! Pan An nodded for a while.
"Okay! Which way did you go down!. Bai Wuchang asked.
"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be! It's not on any road! When I was a child, I learned some tricks from my grandfather, but this time it was purely to help my friends! I had to ...... "Pan An simply recounted the previous events.
"What's your grandfather's name?" Bai Wuchang casually asked Pan An.
"Mingzheguang!" Pan An said.
"That old guy is your grandfather!" Bai Wuchang stretched out his hand and gestured, signaling for a cigarette. Pan An immediately served.
"That's right! Right! You know my grandfather! Pan An said.
"I've got a good relationship with that old guy." Bai Wuchang took a puff of the smoke that was emitting blue flames.
"He's okay now!" Pan An asked with concern.
"The old guy is very good! How! I'll take you to see him! Bai Wuchang said with a smile.
"Well said! Say! Sometime! Sometime! Pan An immediately became nervous when he heard this.
"Take me to say hello to his old man! Tomorrow, I'll send some more silver together. Pan An said.
"It's very filial! Well said, well said. Bai Wuchang said.
Listening to the endless nonsense of a person and a ghost here, I couldn't stand it anymore standing on the side, and I was so cold that I wanted to have diarrhea. There's no end to it.
"Huh! Seventh Master! How did this male ghost escape from the underworld? Pan An suddenly diverted the topic.
When Bai Wuchang heard this, he immediately became angry. "It's all those two SB stuff stabbing Lou Zi." As he spoke, Bai Wuchang stared at the bull-headed horse face standing aside. I saw that the two of them were stunned and didn't dare to raise their heads.
"When these two guys were closing the ghost gate, they actually drank during working hours, and the two of them were drunk and unconscious, and they let go of a few ghosts in the bardo period."
"Oh! That's right! Pan An nodded.
"Speaking of this thing, Lao Tzu is very angry, and he can't make a few small bucks when he is busy all day long, and he fucking helps these two unlucky subordinates wipe their butts." I only heard Bai Wuchang complain for a while.
"Lose your breath! Eliminate your anger! You two masters are so capable, what is this little thing! Pan An began to pat Bai Wuchang's ass.
"Listen! Hear! The old guy's grandson is quite sensible! Hehe! ......" Bai Wuchang laughed strangely. Pan An smiled apologetically.
Standing on the sidelines, I really can't stand it, I really want to beat up these girls, you guys are done with the business, get out of here, why are you still dead here! It's like a ice hole in the house. Standing next to Pan An, I gently touched Pan An with my body and motioned for him to quickly send these guys away.
After Pan An understood, he said politely. "Seventh Master! It's almost time! As he spoke, Pan An turned his head to look at the clock hanging on the wall of the living room.
Bai Wuchang saw that Pan An was a bit of a send-off, so he stretched out his hand again and rubbed his fingers. Pan An saw that Bai Wuchang wanted silver again. There was a burst of angry scolding in my heart. "I've seen it today, and there is such a shameless guy." Pan An gritted his teeth and said with a forced smile. "Well said! Say! Ming'er, I'm also sending an extra piece of silver to a few masters. ”
I saw Bai Wuchang suddenly smile with his eyebrows open. "I'll just say it! The old guy's grandson is the upper way. Saying that, Bai Wuchang said to the black impermanence next to him who didn't say a word from beginning to end. Brothers! Let's get out! ”
I saw the weeping and mournful black impermanence drooping his long blood-red tongue, nodding his head fiercely, and a few guys got up and walked towards the window of my restaurant.
Before leaving, Bai Wuchang turned to Pan An with a smile on his face and stretched out his hand, rubbing his fingers and gesturing. "Don't forget Ming'er!"
"Just wait for the cashier!" Pan An said.
With that, the four ghosts drifted out of my window.
Suddenly, the unusually cold aura in the living room gradually subsided, and the temperature returned to normal temperature.