"Boy, we'll settle your account later, today, we're here to arrest the wanted criminals in the underworld, Niu Er, if you dare to stop it! I'll take you with me!" Bai Wuchang said solemnly.

"I'll you! How can you listen to this guy and still have a bit of a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent! Could it be that he was a southerner before he died! "I felt a little funny when I heard Bai Wuchang's official tone, but I couldn't laugh blatantly in front of his old man, I endured, tightened my face, adjusted my emotions, and slowly walked to Bai Wuchang, of course, at this time, he was not afraid that I would be so close to him! Naturally, he stood straight and didn't dodge!

"Shangxian, can we borrow a step to speak!" I whispered beside Bai Wuchang, in fact, at this time, I thought that he could pretend to be righteous and drive me away! As a result, something I didn't expect happened! He actually looked at me, then immediately turned around and shouted loudly to the ghost behind him, "You guys take a good look at Niu Er, don't let him run away!" Then he turned back to me and gave me a look and motioned for a place to talk!

I immediately made a gesture of please, Bai Wuchang was really like a master, striding forward, at this time, I also gave Monk Hua and Magu a look, and also asked them to wait for me in the same place, don't follow! In this way, I followed Bai Wuchang and walked towards a small forest in front of me!

"Brother, you have to be careful!" Magu muttered quietly behind me, I didn't speak, just stretched out my hand and shook it, signaling to them, I'm fine, I can handle it, and the two of them will be silent!

"If you have anything to say, just say it here! I'm on official business, so I don't have so much time to delay with you! As soon as Bai Wuchang walked into the grove, he suddenly stopped, turned around and continued to play official with me!

"Immortals! My black brother has been doing a lot lately! I immediately asked with a grin! No matter how you say it, you have to set it up first! In case this kid is a master who doesn't eat hard and soft, and doesn't eat oil and salt, then if he talks about money directly, he won't be annoyed!

"Don't get close to me, you are a mortal, and you can still be called brothers and sisters with our top ten ghost generals in the underworld!" Bai Wuchang continued to pretend to be forced!

"Shangxian, don't say that, I and Brother Black Impermanence are old friends! If you don't believe me, you can go back and ask, and if there is half a lie, you can come up and take me away! As soon as I saw Bai Wuchang's dead virtue, I no longer smiled at him, but said it righteously.

"Forgetful friend, it's not because you gave him enough money that this kid would be friends with you as a mortal!" When Bai Wuchang said this, I heard it a little sour, and it immediately occurred in my mind that this kid is also a greedy man! Again, as long as it can be done with money, it is not a difficult thing! I guess he is sour, did he see me give a lot of money to Hei Wuchang! He did nothing good!

"Hehe, Shangxian, you are smiling, in fact, I am really a little embarrassed, I want to ask Shangxian what to do!" I immediately said with a smile.

"I knew it wasn't good for you to call me here, if you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go!" Bai Wuchang said a little angrily.

"Shangxian is angry, in fact, it's not a big deal, it's just that I originally prepared a lot of things for Niu Er, and now you have arrested him, I think I've done it anyway, otherwise, I'll have the courage to give it to your old man, you see if this thing can be done!" I whispered beside Bai Wuchang!

In fact, this is the art of gift-giving, in many cases, you have to deliberately give something to those executives, those executives will definitely pretend not to, will be around you to pretend to be high, but, you say that because of something, you need their help to laugh at it, they will definitely accept your things, and then sternly say "Okay, this time I'll help you!" Not an example! "Moreover, they took your things and looked like a savior, then your things will be green all the way and be done smoothly, or not, some people can die if they give a gift, and some people are very easy, the key is that the method is improper!

After I finished speaking, I found that Bai Wuchang was still as serious as a blank paper face just now, and unexpectedly, unnaturally, he smiled a little more! Then, the tone of the speech also softened a lot, "What is it?" Too much! ”

As soon as I saw the look on his face now, I knew that the rest of the matter should be easy! I immediately handed the list of items that Niu Er gave me to Bai Wuchang, and then said politely, "Shangxian, this is what Niu Er wants!" ”

Bai Wuchang took the list in my hand, and when I saw it, I was shocked to spit out my tongue, and it went directly to his chest, blood red and blood-red, if I hadn't seen Hei Wuchang use this trick before, it is estimated that he might be scared to death on the spot! At this time, I instantly thought of the red scarf brought by the elementary school student, but the person tied it around his neck, and his spit it out of his mouth!

As soon as Bai Wuchang saw that his tongue fell out, he quickly sucked it back, and said to me politely, "I'm sorry, gaffe, gaffe!" This Niu Er is too greedy, and he asked you for such a thing! Bai Wuchang changed the conversation and scolded Niu Er again!

"Not much, not much at all, who asked me to do something from him!" As soon as I saw this, it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I had to tell me what I really wanted him to do for me!

"What, begging him to do something, what else does it take to spend so much?" As soon as Bai Wuchang heard me say this, he asked with a little curiosity.

"Shangxian, actually, things are like this, I have a girl??????" I just talked about Li Xiaorou like this and that, and I deliberately said that Li Xiaorou is a distant cousin of mine!

"How can this reason be, this Niu Er dares to do such a thing! Don't worry, I will definitely help you with this matter, Niu Er said that he wanted so many things, and he wanted to get through the relationship between the underworld, it was just nonsense, it was estimated that it was all jewelry and private pockets, and if he was arrested this time, he could be punished for a few more crimes! After Bai Wuchang listened to me talk about what happened to Li Xiaorou, he said indignantly, as if he was completely taking it as his own business!

"Hehe, this white impermanence, said so high-sounding, if I don't say give him all this thing, he will be like this, it seems that what the ancients said is not wrong at all, money can make ghosts grind!" I was happy in my heart, but on the surface, I still pretended to be calm and said, "Shangxian, since this thing can't be given to Niu Er, I'll give it all to you!" ”

"Alas, I can get a little paid for helping you do something, but this is too much, and I can't stand it a little!" Bai Wuchang is still pretending to push and drag!

"Shangxian, you don't want to see outside, I've already found someone to do it, this thing, you also know, you can't return it if you do it! Don't be polite to me, old man! I hurriedly said in embarrassment. It's okay to let Bai Wuchang push the boat down the river!

"Okay, since you're so embarrassed, brother, I'll do you a favor and reluctantly accept it!" Bai Wuchang pretended to be a little embarrassed and said! Actually, I know that at this time, he may have blossomed! It seems that the art of gift-giving is not only useful in the world, but also surprisingly useful in the underworld!

However, Bai Wuchang's word "brother" called me a wonderful idea, if I can use a strategy to make this guy and me a brother now, then I can be regarded as a backer, one is the big brother of the plague god in the heavenly realm, and the second brother of Bai Wuchang in the underworld, after that, what kind of bull ghost and snake god will not retreat when he sees it! As soon as my brain turned, I immediately figured it out!

"Immortal, don't say that! It's not tormenting me! You are one of the top ten ghost generals in the underworld, and I am just an ordinary mortal, how dare I call you a brother and sister! As I spoke, I knelt down for Bai Wuchang with a puff!

"Brother, please get up! You are not an ordinary mortal, you can see me, it proves that we are destined, and besides, don't you still know Lao Hei? I have been brothers with Lao Hei for hundreds of years. Call you brother, you can still afford it! Bai Wuchang immediately said with a smile on his face!

"I'm just friends with Hei Wuchang, he has never called me a brother, Shangxian, you are willing to call me brother today, I have died in this life without regrets!" As I spoke, I struggled to squeeze out a few tears!

"In my opinion, my brother is also a person with a surname, today, let our brothers meet here, it may really be providence! Why don't we conform to the will of heaven and worship as brothers, brother, what do you think! Bai Wuchang helped me up and said.

"Huh?! The younger brother can't ask for it, but I want to explain in advance that I have already worshipped the autumn plague god of the heavenly realm, Zhao Gongming, with a brother with a different surname! His eldest brother is 500 years old, I don't know if my brother minds! "I'll tell my bottom first, lest the two of them be embarrassed if they run into each other in the future! Although it is a heaven and an earth, it is also an immortal job no matter how you say it! It's inevitable that we will meet!

"Hehe, it's really fate, I'm good friends with Brother Gongming, he is 150 years older than me, we are married today, and I'll tell him when I meet him another day!" Bai Wuchang was also very happy when he heard that Zhao Gongming and I had already bowed! However, he said that Zhao Gongming was 150 years older than him, and I calculated for a long time, but I didn't understand how much older he was than me, so I bowed to Bai Wuchang in a daze!

When Bai Wuchang and I were bowing to each other, Monk Hua and Magu looked at me curiously, I was worshipping in the woods alone, and I thought that something had happened to me, and I had the urge to come over several times! However, when I thought about it, my eyes and gestures were resisted!