"Lao Zhang, I can't do it anymore."

Li Lanying squatted his fat ass on the grass again, and began to splash again.

Zhang Shifei looked at the dirty blind bear helplessly, and then said: "I said what's wrong with you, why can't you do it again after you have been gone for less than half a day?" ”

Li Lanying panted and said, "I'm starving to death, I don't have the strength!" ”

Zhang Shifei originally wanted to say that you didn't pour cold water on your stomach just now, but he suddenly thought of the fact that Liu Bolun, who was killed that day, was urinating in the river, so he was embarrassed to hurt the fat man's fragile heart again, so he had to sigh, and then said: "I don't want to move, but if you don't go, you can't do it, now we already know that someone can help us, there is only this way, do you want to die?" ”

I saw the fat man looking up at the sky with a demented look, he hung his head and said: "You said that on this day, there is not even a sun, what a broken place, what a Yingzhou, it is really an eye-opener, nothing is normal after arriving here, so are the two of us, the drunkard is too, this grass is also this day, even his uncle's river is too, why has it become so out of tune?" ”

Zhang Shifei sighed, indeed, what Li Fatzi said is really reasonable, all this is too absurd for ordinary people, the two of them actually went to this so-called Yingzhou because of the electric shock of pee, and even saw the so-called immortal who is not a fairy, his uncle, the man said that it was not a good idea, but he didn't expect that the river to say that there was no and there was no karma.

Forget it, don t think about it, Zhang Shifei shook his head, yes, if you think about it again, you will collapse, and now you can only count on the guy who lives in the bamboo forest to help us two, he thought.

So, he got up with the fat man, and walked to the green in the distance with a worried heart.

As the saying goes, Wangshan ran away from a dead horse, the two of them really couldn't understand, they both walked for a long time, why was the mountain still so far away, and the green seemed to be like a moldy bun that disgusted these two pampered city teenagers from childhood to adulthood.

Maybe they don't know that being in Yingzhou, facing the bamboo forest and mountains in the distance, this road of supporting each other is not the end of the nightmare, on the contrary, their nightmare has just begun.

The sky without the sun, although there is light, but it is still not particularly bright, but a little gloomy, as if it is covered by thin clouds, but where to find thin clouds in this land of Yingzhou, the whole sky looks like it has been covered with a thin code, and it looks like it is unsightly.

However, according to the change in light and the intuition of the two of them, they had been walking for almost a whole day, and the surrounding environment gradually darkened, and the disgusting lilac under their feet slowly blurred.

The two of them haven't eaten for a day, and they have walked for a day, they are already tired at this time, Zhang Shifei is better, according to common sense, his stomach should be very small now, but Li Fatzi, who turned into a bear, was very sad, only to hear the sound of percussion in his stomach, and he looked at Zhang Shifei several times when he was hungry, and that kind of vision was like looking at a crispy roast chicken.

Zhang Shifei was trembling again.

But fortunately, after a day of walking, when it was almost evening, the two finally walked to the damn bamboo forest, and at this time the two of them were full of apprehension and uneasiness, and they didn't know what the drunkard said that the person who lived in the bamboo forest was like, and whether it would be more obscene than the drunkard.

The two stopped in front of the bamboo forest, and Li Lanying asked Zhang Shifei: "What kind of people do you say will live in this forest?" ”

Zhang Shifei looked at Li Lanying, who was panting, he was tired, so he said to him: "I don't know... But it's probably a woman." ”

Li Lanying was stunned for a moment: "How do you know?" ”

Zhang Shifei sighed, and then said to the fat man: "Haven't you read Journey to the West?" Let's go. ”

This cold joke was indeed a bit out of place, and Li Fatzi's head didn't react, but he saw that Zhang Shifei had already taken small steps into the forest, so he didn't ask any more questions and followed closely.

This bamboo forest is indeed very green, and the green is not like words, just like the bamboo forest in Lao Mouzi's movie, those bamboos are quite thick, each one is about as thick as Fan Wei's waistline, without a trace of impurities, to put it mildly, it is like glass, and in the land of the bamboo forest, there are no more lilac weeds outside, on the contrary, the land is very clean, but the soil is still unknown, some are like sand, ripe brown sand, which can be described as such, and the bamboo leaves are also very unusual. There is no wind in this Yingzhou land, and the bamboo leaves in this forest are actually beating themselves, bang, bang.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying are now used to the unusualness here, so they are not too surprised, because the two of them have been surprised too many times since they woke up at night.

Bah! Zhang Shifei spat at the thought of this, he hated birds.

The bamboo forest was huge, much larger than expected, and the two lost their way.

"Lao Zhang! What do you see I'm looking for? ”

Zhang Shifei heard the excited shouting of the fat man Li behind him, and hurriedly turned around, only to see the blind bear behind him holding a round green and faint thing in his hand, and looked at Zhang Shifei excitedly while drooling.

"What's that?" Zhang Shifei asked.

I saw Li Fatzi drooling and said, "Bamboo shoots, you don't know this?" ”

Zhang Shifei shook his head, not to mention, he really hadn't seen a thick bamboo shoot, it was like a thin telephone pole.

Bah! Zhang Shifei spat again, he hated telephone poles.

"Can you eat it? Don't drug you. "I have to say, when the situation is not clear yet, it is better to be careful, Zhang Shifei thought.

But Li Fat Man doesn't seem to have so many scruples, his body is much bigger than before when he becomes a black bear, and his desire for food is naturally stronger.

I saw him chirp and say: "What time is it, you should be a full ghost when you die, eat his mother first, hey, don't say it, it's quite sweet." ”

After that, he turned around and stretched out his bear's paw to a few nearby bamboo shoots, Kakaka broke it a few times and threw it on the ground, then sat on the ground and ate it in a big gulp, and said while eating: "Eat, Lao Zhang, it's delicious." ”

Zhang Shifei looked at the fat man eating so happily, and his stomach also screamed angrily, so he didn't say anything, walked to the pile of bamboo shoots with small steps, and was about to eat two bites, but he looked at the bamboo shoots that fell to the ground and were almost as tall as him and was stunned, and a practical and embarrassing question arose.

Uncle him, how am I going to eat this beak now!

Obviously, Li Fatzi also found out about this, so he said to Zhang Shifei: "Look at me." ”

After that, he raised the bear's paw and slapped a bamboo shoot on the ground, and with a snap, the bamboo shoot immediately fell apart.

Zhang Shifei is full of black lines, such a big strange force, it seems that there are still some benefits after the fat man becomes a bear.

But it still doesn't work, although the fat man smashed the bamboo shoots, but Zhang Shifei's beak can't chew at all, this embarrassing reality made him flap his wings and said dejectedly: "This is to deliberately play with me!" God! You're going to play me to death! Turning me into such a bird that I was deprived of the right to eat? ”

The fat man ate two or three bamboo shoots at this time, and regained some strength, and when he saw his brother yelling so dejectedly, he was naturally in no better mood, but he didn't say anything, only to see him pat his ass and get up and burrow into the forest beside him.

After a while, he came back, holding a few mushroom-like objects with a smile, and put them in front of Zhang Shifei, only to see his big bear face and said with a smile: "Look at you like this, you enlightened me just now, why are you still depressed now, don't worry, God is hungry and blind thieves, I found this again." ”

Zhang Shifei looked at the fat man with some surprise, the fat man's expression at this time was like two people just now, damn, is this grandson still fat, he was crying just now and calling his mother, why is it changing so fast now?

Just when Zhang Shifei was surprised, the fat man sat down against the bamboo again, only to hear him say: "Yes, after eating, my heart is indeed a lot more steady." ”

Faint, it turned out that he was hungry just now, Zhang Shifei thought about it, no wonder, he has been with the fat man for so many years, and he has never seen the fat man lose his temper like today, dare to love is not hungry! When I was hungry, I shrugged off, this surname Ge'er is really enough for a dream.

It seems that he was worried that the fat man was stimulated just now and it was redundant, Zhang Shifei calmed down a little, so he looked at the things that the fat man brought back again, and it was indeed a mushroom, but he had never seen such a big mushroom, it was as big as a small rice bowl, the umbrella handle was green, and the mushroom umbrella was white, just like a cabbage that grew upside down.

At this moment, the fat man who was full of food over there said with a smile: "Eat, at this time, Zhusun, the medicine will not kill you." ”

Zhang Shifei was a little surprised: "Hey, I said Lao Li, when did you become so knowledgeable?" I remember when you were in school, you didn't read the words in the dialog box when you read comics? ”

I saw a contemptuous smile on the fat man's bear face, and then he opened his mouth and sighed to Zhang Shifei: "You also underestimate me, don't think that my ancestors are only lustful, not blowing, I was already familiar with the recipes of "Mrs. Wang's Kitchen" when I was in elementary school, just kidding, can't learn to eat, can I do it?" ”

"You're awesome!" Now Zhang Shifei's hand can't be separated, and if he can separate, he will definitely give a thumbs up.

There's nothing to say, hurry up, Zhang Shifei knows, now is not the time to be in a daze, seeing that the sky is getting darker and darker, although this bamboo forest seems to be glowing, but this unobtrusive place, when it comes to night, there may be something going on.

So he put his heart down and pecked at the big mushroom like a chicken, fortunately, although the food was not very elegant, but the current situation was like attending a funeral banquet, squeezing people without squeezing their mouths, just eat until they are in their stomachs.

Not to mention, this mushroom is really sweet, and it doesn't have the taste of ordinary mushrooms at all, Zhang Shifei pecked at this mushroom and thought to himself, I don't know if it's because I'm hungry.

He suddenly remembered an incident when he was at home before, he could be said to be a little master class at home, probably now that the parents in society have a child, so they are very spoiled, all aspects, including eating, eating hard all day, his mother cooks and he doesn't eat this and that, at this time, his father will probably laugh while drinking and say: "Don't eat this, don't eat that, or not hungry, why don't you eat when you're hungry?" ”

Come on, don't train the child, his mother will probably say this at this time, and then start a small stove.

Zhang Shifei had always been cold to this sentence before, as if his father had underestimated him, but when he remembered it when he pecked at mushrooms in this ghost bamboo forest today, it was a different scene.

Peck and peck, his tears didn't hold back and dripped down.

He was homesick.

Li Fatzi was picking his teeth at this time, and his bear paw was not very divided, so it was very difficult to buckle, he said: "Hey, Lao Zhang, are you crying?" ”

Zhang Shifei hurriedly held back, and when he looked up again, he couldn't see tears, but his bird's eyes were red, and he said, "Bullshit, this is saliva." ”

The fat man didn't ask in detail, originally a man, just tacitly, I saw him leaning on the big bamboo, and then he was silent for a while, and then said: "I'm full, if only I had a cigarette to smoke." ”

Zhang Shifei was silent for a while, did not speak, since the two of them arrived here, there was a rare silence, and only the sound of bamboo leaves slapping each other could be heard in the bamboo forest.

After a long time, Fat Li sighed, and then said: "Lao Zhang, you say, if you say, I mean if, the people in this bamboo forest can't help us, or the grandson just now just shook the two of us, then what should we do?" ”

The two looked at each other, and their eyes were very complicated.

Zhang Shifei didn't know what to do.

But the road has to be walked.

He thought for a moment, then turned to the fat man and said, "Let's go, what can I do if I don't go?" ”

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