Chapter 36: The Blue-Nosed Reindeer

Sitting on the wooden floor of the rental house (this seems to have been ten chapters, it is estimated that a certain sofa is praying for himself to make a successful appearance in this book at the moment), Lin Han tried to smooth out the numbness in his head while tying his shoes.

He knew very well that it was a pure accident that he could become a plane executive, and the God #666 who pulled himself into this door was still an extremely unreliable hands-off shopkeeper, speaking of which, until now, he had not figured out his specific position and functions in this organization, even if the three beauties of Green Tea, Alice, and Lena took turns to wash his brain, he couldn't figure it out. As far as Lin Han himself is concerned, the main task of the plane executive is nothing more than "living with a group of creatures from another dimension".

To tell the truth, Lin Han never expected that the dimensional rental house would be attacked one day, and what he didn't expect was that when the attacker's body was lying in front of him, he could still maintain his indifference and consistent heartlessness.

Even thinking about this question itself was half an hour after discovering the corpse of the one-eyed monster, he had already washed up and was ready to go out to buy breakfast.

Lin Han casually opened his mind and felt that his situation was really not optimistic, putting aside an organization like the "Chaos Order" that could be frontal to the management center at the cosmic level, there was no one to mess with among the many armed forces on the earth, if one day the barrier of the rental house was broken, and Irina's illusion interference happened to have something wrong, I am afraid that he would have to consider whether he had to prepare two big white pants to hang on the clothes pole and stretch them out.

If one day it happens that a certain ground satellite scans this wasteland (Alice has not yet started to create a new forest), it is optimistic that the wooden floor of his own house will be attacked by a whole circle of real estate developers in turn the next day.

"Anyway, why should I care so much about the derivative problems caused by a guy who is directly in order to be a form? Even if the UN peacekeepers rush in, they will have their own whole eggs to leave them on their stomachs, and it's my business......"

Lin Han tied his shoelaces and brain hole together, and went out of the door in a hurry.

Within two steps, a gust of wind blew in without warning, and then a pair of huge antlers flew on the retina and seemed to magnify.

Then the pain came like a tidal wave, washing over every nerve.

In the last second before fainting, Lin Han's mind was thinking:

"The sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, the sun is so dazzling, and eighty percent of the ribs are broken......"

Lin Han didn't know how long he had been in a coma, anyway, he definitely couldn't eat breakfast.

As soon as I opened my eyes, the familiar face of green tea in the stereoscopic projection came in.

"Are you awake?" Lin Han thought that a certain watch would express his concern and condolences to himself out of Taoism, but he heard such a sentence:

"After completing the 38 and a half times of the forerunner sideflip and free-falling from a height of 250 meters, a technical move with a difficulty factor of 8.0, I can still say with a narcissistic smile on the corner of my mouth, 'It's great not to hit the ground with your face,' I have to express my sincere admiration for your strong psychological quality (cheekiness)."

"Uh......"

A trace of embarrassment flashed on Lin Han's face, but there was some doubt in his heart, he should have fainted instead of falling asleep, right? Is this still a dream talker?

"Speaking of which, who saved me?"

Compared with the question sentence with obvious revenge tendency such as "Who hit me", the first thing Lin Han chose after waking up was a question sentence with obvious gratitude, such as "Who saved me", which shows that he did not lead a group of tenants from another dimension to attack the United Nations after obtaining the status of a plane executive is purely out of character.

"Nobody saves you......"

Soon, Alice gathered around, judging by the rolled noodles in her mouth, it should be (at least) the next meal, and the lazy guys were going to use instant noodles to fool them over.

"So how do I ...... Hmmm......"

Lin Han knew that he had a lot of bandages on his body, and it was estimated that there would be no security guards to stop him if he was carried into the British Museum now, but the actual pain was not strong, and the feeling was similar to being slapped with a fly swatter.

So he tried to sit up from the bed, and was pressed by a hoof (yes, you read that right, a hoof......

"You're seriously ill right now, so please don't move until I announce that you're free to move, knowing that it's no less difficult to turn 204 bones into a human skeleton like a jigsaw puzzle than to make the World Government blind and raise my bounty."

A voice that was very familiar but Lin Han couldn't remember where he had heard it for a while sounded behind his head, and then Alice in front of him took over the conversation.

"Speaking of which, you are such a serious and real husband? Isn't it because of you that our landlord has become like this......"

"Dwarf oil, even if you say that, people won't be happy."

Alice, Green Tea: "No one praises you at all, hey!" ”

Listening to this strange conversation in his ear, Lin Han suddenly had an unclear feeling, as if his injuries were still very serious? But think about it, any normal person falls from a height of 250 meters......

That's all meat sauce, okay!

Lin Han realized that his injury didn't seem to be a serious problem at all, no, it wasn't a question of whether he was injured or not.

"I just want to know how I survived when you inhuman guys didn't come to save me."

I have to say, if there really is any evil human research organization in this world, I strongly recommend that they cut Lin Han's brain open and see if this guy's brain circuits are often in bad contact......

If the brain processing speed of a normal person is compared to 20MB access optical fiber, then the eight achievements in Lin Han's mind at this moment are dial-up rural telephone lines, and I don't know if this is the sequelae left by opening the IQ mode in the world of divine breath.

In short, Lin Han only noticed the concept of "two hundred and fifty meters" in the green tea discourse N minutes ago, as for the follow-up hooves on his face and weird conversations, they are still queuing outside the processing area.

Fortunately, the owner of Lin Han's familiar voice soon appeared in his field of vision, saving his powered-off brain a lot of processing steps.

This is a pair of huge antlers on the head door, wearing a pink hat with a white cross painted on it (in fact, I have always been curious if Oda has seriously considered what kind of supermaterial material this hat relies on to ignore the pair of antlers directly on the head when he painted this character), black eyes and white eyes, blue nose and rabbit lips...... Humanoid reindeer.

"How did I survive, of course, I was rescued in time by relying on my physical fitness to carry the air pressure gradient force, the ground rotation deflection force and the ground reaction force."

Lin Han didn't listen to the point of the reindeer's words at all, and from the moment this product came into view, a name crossed through a certain Han's mind, and then this product said in an unbelievable tone:

"Are you the legendary ......?"

When a reindeer heard this, his face immediately showed a look of expectation and shyness, and he deliberately stretched out two small hooves to hold half of his side face.

However, Lin Han's next sentence almost didn't make him vomit blood.

"50 Bailey?"

(Chopper: 5 Your uncle, 5, we have recently increased the price, okay!) )

(Alice: Well, the price of pork has risen recently...... )

(Ha yay: the price of carrots has also gone up!) )