Chapter Twenty-Five: She's Just a Child
The discussion about the chaotic order finally came to an end in the eyes of Lin Han's frequently turned dead fish.
Anyway, this mysterious organization didn't seem to have any ill will towards him, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to walk out of Hades House unharmed after refusing the other party's invitation.
Of course, he wouldn't be naΓ―ve enough to think that a series of speculations he made when he was out of words at the dinner table would have any substantial impact on a cosmic-level organization, in short, life had to go on.
casually used junk food to eat his stomach in a fast-food restaurant endorsed by a clown with heavy makeup, and Lin Han wisely put aside this episode of chaotic order.
"Speaking of which, in order to get rid of this extremely irregular and uncontrolled consumption pattern that is not beneficial to your health." Lin Han pointed to the messy table in front of him, "I decided to remember the deceased rice cooker and microwave oven, and by the way, I searched for their successor in the vast sea of 'people'. β
Green Tea: "Listen to this, are you planning to jump from the cleaning world to the chef world?" β
Alice: "Don't you allow anyone else to do both?" Eh, I said, while you haven't officially joined the company in the past few days, hurry up and learn the tricks of baking pancakes with both hands, which will definitely help your career! β
"Help you, uncle, help! Do you think that the taste buds of the whole universe have fallen for evil like you? Also, I repeat, I'm doing this out of concern for you tenants from another dimension, at least, as the landlord of the Dimension Rental House, the Plane Executive, I don't want my tenants to be malnourished right under my nose......"
Lin Han said the above words in a rather serious tone, and then the scene entered a short silence.
In fact, there are quite a lot of slots in Lin Han's words, aside from Alice, a night elf who has been overeating on the earth for five hundred years and still eats Ma Ma Xiang and has a great body, green tea table is a technological and mechanical product that even has a digestive system in terms of physical properties, and it can absorb and transform a series of known energy sources on the earth, including geothermal, electromagnetic, solar and biomass energy, and obviously does not need to rely on food to survive.
However, neither Alice nor Green Tea broke these, they just silently looked at Lin Han's eyes with a light called responsibility.
"Honestly, you're pretty handsome when you're serious!"
The corners of Alice's mouth hooked, and she threw out a smile that was enough to overwhelm everyone: "In that case, I will first thank you for the guys who will move in next." β
"Uh......"
Facing Alice, who was still joking with herself in the last second, but her attitude turned around in a circle this second, Lin Han was a little uncomfortable, to be precise, this was the first time he felt that Alice's words were worthy of her face......
And Green Tea, who had insight into Lin Han's idea, rolled his eyes in ideology while slandering Lin Han for deserving of being single for twenty-three years.
Neither of them was an inkblot person, and after finishing their business and eating and drinking enough, they set out on the way home.
Then Lin Han was stunned the moment he entered the villa area.
"Lying? Trough? β
What is presented in front of Lin Han is a "broad avenue", how big is it? Let's put it this way, Lin Han left Irina's illusion and immediately saw the dimensional rental house located in the middle of the bare land.
What primeval jungle, what herbaceous plants, as if they were packed and taken away by the M78 Nebula moving company in just a few hours when they went out.
If it weren't for the four-headed Kodo beast dangling in front of the rental house, Lin Han would have thought that he had gone the wrong way.
"What's going on with this wasteland sense of immediacy? I've seen someone stealing money and stealing people and stealing artifacts, and this stealing forest is really the first time in his life...... Or is it that my walking posture is wrong and it is opening the wrong way? β
Lin Han was facing a question mark on his side, and Alice was already so angry that her shoulders trembled, and then a certain elf used a high-speed displacement skill similar to teleportation to leave Lin Han's sight.
Then, from afar, a certain Han heard the angry roar of the Night Elves and the miserable howl of the Moon Rabbit Lori from the rental house.
"Other people's bear children are at most squeezing toothpaste into Oreoli, sticking gum to the toilet mat or something, and you actually use the forest that your mother has run for three and a half months to grind your teeth!"
Alice's roar was full of anger and a hint of crying......
Of course, this did not prevent Lin Han from being shocked by what she said.
What the heck? The reason why the whole forest disappeared was actually just because of grinding teeth?
At this moment, Lin Han once again felt that his worldview had been subverted, and when he thought that he was going to raise a rabbit spirit at home that could turn the tropical rainforest into a Sahara Desert, he couldn't help but sweat for the greening of the motherland.
"Elf, you bully! Obviously, the quality of the wood in your hometown is not up to par, and any piece of iron and wood in the territory of the Moon Rabbit Clan is enough for me to use for half a year. β
When Lin Han pushed open the door, he saw Ha Ya Ya holding his hands desperately covering a certain fleshy part, his little face was flushed, tears were rolling in his big ruby eyes, and he argued angrily:
"I didn't know the fibers of Azeroth were so bite-resistant......"
Looking at Ha Yaya's expression and words full of grievances, Lin Han's heart couldn't help but soften, but before he could say anything, Alice glared at her:
"That's what you said the first six times, and if you want to make up a new reason!"
Okay, this is the seventh time that a rabbit spirit has committed a crime, and Lin Han knew with his knees that in the few hundred years before he entered the rental house, Alice was probably so angry that she vomited blood.
As a Night Elf, Alice's affection for the jungle is by no means understandable to a native of the earth like Lin Han, whether it is the ancient sacred trees that give birth to intelligent life forms or the moon well that feeds the entire Night Elf race.
This kind of feeling is naturally pinned on the earth's various herbaceous plants and wells, although she has planting technology and cultivation methods far beyond the level of the earth's world line, and it is not very time-consuming and labor-intensive to get another forest, but just watching the whole forest that she raised with her own hands buried under the shiny little teeth of Ha Ya Ya, Alice's mood can be imagined.
Alice's state of mind Lin Han also has some experience, but after all, he is still a child in his eyes, and besides, both of them are their own tenants, and if this kind of thing happens, he should try his best to reconcile it.
"Alice, she's just a kid after all......"
Lin Han was halfway through his words when he saw a carrot flying out of his bedroom, and at its root it was still tied to the big red inner that he had just replaced last night and had not had time to wash......
Seeing this scene, Lin Han's face suddenly darkened, and then he said to Alice in an almost commanding tone:
"Please don't let her go!"