As soon as I saw the fat man's heat, I thought he had met an acquaintance again, so I turned my head to look behind me, wanting to beckon to join the game, but I turned around, but when I saw a group of men and women eating and drinking, or pushing cups and changing lamps, or shouting five and six, no one had ever looked at Wang Yifei at all.

"Yanei, you're drunk, aren't you, and you're molesting a woman from a good family?" I laughed, my heart said that the old saying is true, nine out of ten fat people, and one is not a big wine bag.

But Wang Yifei was serious for a while, and he actually stood up excitedly, rolling up his arms and sleeves, as if he was going to fight with someone: "Fuck, take your jb claws away, a girl, don't fucking beat other people's ideas." ”

Looking at Wang Yifei's anxious white face, I said in my heart who is this with, could it be that I saw him messing around with others? Looking back again, yo ho, sure enough, at another table not far from our table, several teenagers dressed in fashionable clothes were eating around the baking tray, and one of them, a boy with a parrot-like head dyed was hugging a pretty girl who was wearing a very thick smoky makeup, but still couldn't hide her pale complexion.

However, don't look at the girl's sickness, but she can drink beer very boldly, cup after cup. Looking at those self-righteous and chic teenagers, I can't help but sigh, now these young boys and girls always seem to like to spoil their bodies to show their personality, day and night clubbing, all-night karaoke, carnival and drinking, but I don't know that the body has already been seriously overdrawn, twenty-year-old appearance, fifty-year-old heart, drinking cold wine, sleeping on a cold kang, morning and evening are all sick.

I was thinking wildly, when I saw that the fat man was becoming more and more manic, and he rushed towards the sick girl: "You come over to me, who do you see, just talk about you." Leng Ding saw a fat man stumbling towards him like Wu Lao Er, and the trendy teenagers were stunned at first, and then Hula surrounded the fat man all of a sudden.

It's no wonder that these people are at the age of youth, and the excess hormones are mixed with boiling blood, so much more chong (Northeast dialect: chong, four sounds, energetic, fierce) Ah, I still want to find something to do if I have nothing to do, not to mention that the fat man still provokes them in front of women, isn't this just someone handing a pillow when they are sleepy? Among them, the parrot who hugged the girl's small waist just now was even more furious, and his mouth was quite Jianghu: "Being rich does not mean that you have a way, being famous does not mean having a number, you Gaha, drink some xiaobi wine and play society with us?" "Grass, don't talk nonsense to him, just ruin this shrippled calf." A few other young men hand-copied ashtrays and chairs, and they were already gearing up and eager to try.

Seeing that the fat man was going to suffer, I was complaining again and again, I wanted to find someone to drink a little wine and brag about it, but I never thought that this unlucky fat man was just a drunken man, and he would make trouble everywhere, so I knew that it was better to continue listening to Uncle Li's stand-up comedy in Jianxing. Besides, just these little cubs who are about twenty years old, they are born with a black hand, regardless of the consequences, and the big hooligans generally dare not shell with them (Northeast dialect: shouting), not to mention this dead fat man with a belly of gutter oil.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my buddy drank too much, don't be like him." Seeing that the momentum was not good, I hurriedly brought a beer from the bar and went over to play the round, "This wine is not for my brother, I'm sorry, hahaha......"

", whoever didn't step on it and exposed you, ran this big-tailed eagle here, and then shaved you (Northeast dialect: beat)."

"No, don't you know each other? If there's any misunderstanding, it's over. "Actually, my psychological activities at that time were: they were nothing more than jealousy, each other just need a step down, I said this, it is estimated that they can get off the donkey, after all, it is a harmonious society, we all know that impulsiveness is very electrical, do you commit it?

However, his uncle's, the ideal is a lover, the reality is **, the ideal is always beautiful, the reality is always cruel, I have to make peace with the two ends, I feel like the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, I don't know which grandson is opposite, the sentence popped out of his mouth "Not a social person, you are still clean in society", and then the big mouth gave his mother no money, "Quack" and called on my face,, buddy was in his eyes at the time, his ears were buzzing, as if he had a music box accompaniment, at the same time, The popular song sounded in my head again: twinkle and twinkle, and the sky was full of little stars......

I greet your whole family, it's so unsocial, why do you have a dead hand for playing, damn it, the nosebleeds are rushing out.

Seeing that I had suffered a loss, Wang Yifei's mother's real masters, that performance definitely made Uncle Li sweat to death, and I saw him "whoop", which was definitely the same as the movement of the pig farm during the New Year, and it was all blown up: "I'll fuck your uncle, xiaobi cub, it's really playing, right?" As he spoke, the fat man dodged, punched, punched, and beat the kid who sneaked up on me to the ground and squatted on the ground.

I won't say anything about the next thing, everyone can guess it, it's a scuffle.

If you want to say that I really look away, this fat man looks like an emperor penguin, but his skills are really not covered, and he can deal with three or four students alone? Zi (Northeast dialect: originally referred to the newborn calf, and later used to describe a half-sized child with good physique and strength), although it is also full of headbags, but it is hard not to fall into the wind, a pair of fists dance is a tiger and a tiger, my day, and the history of the fucking movie "Fire King Kong" is like a hand-to-hand combat Japanese soldier, too urine, hey, or why does he always want to sign a contract with the underworld.

Oh, this magistrate, you asked me what I was doing at the time, why was the fat man playing "Plants vs. Zombies" alone, that, that, in fact, I wasn't idle, I, I practiced lying on the ground, and I was lying on the ground all the time.

I was really rushing up. Because I grew up in the Northeast, and the folk customs of this place are too domineering, regardless of the strength of the physique, if you don't agree with a word, you dare to do it, I have been exposed to it, and I have been somewhat contaminated with this habit, and I see that the fighters are also itchy, and I have suffered a secret loss, and I am also excited, and I went up with Wang Baquan, and the fat man kicked me aside: "Don't fucking make trouble, I still take care of you." ”

Fatty, my uncle knows that you are for my good, but your feet are too ruthless, and you are fucking kicking me.

It's a scuffle, the fuse?? The little girl who painted smoky makeup, with a "meow", foamed at the mouth and fainted.

As soon as he saw that the chick was dizzy, the fat man overturned the parrot who was playing "Dehele" (Manchu wrestling term, that is, grasping with both hands, pulling first, and then pushing forward, and at the same time inserting his right leg into the opponent's crotch to hook the opponent's left leg to the right rear), and then pulled me to run, just ran to the door of the barbecue restaurant, the fat man braked suddenly, and he hugged the tile at that time. The four policemen stood at the door, just like Uncle Mai (the uncle at the door of McDonald's).

While we were scuffling, the owner of the barbecue restaurant had quietly dialed 110 to call the police.

When we entered the police station, the police reported that we were interrogated separately from the little cubs. Actually, if you judge Mao, just this little bit of, you can tell at a glance that it is a drunken trouble.

However, when I made the interrogation record, I learned that the fat man was a teacher, and the old policeman who was nearly 50 years old who took the transcript was very energetic, and he made the fat man a loss: "I said, you are also a teacher, why are you still fighting with others, you must not bring bad students, or how about the students you teach, in the end, all of them will be here to continue tutoring, to say that you are a misguided child, to say that you are a misguide, to say that you are a child of a misguide, to say that you will affect the future of the country." ”

, this old comrade has a very slippery mouth, and he probably wasn't a good bird when he was in school, otherwise he would have seen the teacher as if he had killed his father's enemy.

The fat man was calm and relaxed: "Comrade, you are right to criticize, right, but, to be honest, I really don't make trouble, you know, I am a teacher, teaching and educating people, the most sacred profession in the world, but, when I saw those few unobtrusive boys, I was anxious, you said they, ah, it is a good age to learn knowledge, but mixed with society, isn't this misleading others and misleading oneself?" Comrade, can I smoke a cigarette? ”

The fat man was self-cooked, and when he saw a box of Hulunbuir cigarettes on the police table, he aroused his greed. The old policeman saw that the fat man was foaming at the mouth, and probably wanted to have fun, so he threw a cigarette to the fat man as if he were playful, wanting to hear what kind of fancy intestines he could hold back next.

Smoking a cigarette, the fat man squinted his small eyes that could grow dead if the flesh and skin were closed, and continued in the vernacular: "Where did I say? Yes, I was really distressed at the time, that is the future of the motherland, right, I have to save them, right, so, I am impatient, I can't help but do it, I admit, my education method is a bit rough, but there is not such a saying, called kettle empowerment, I just pondered that beating them up and maybe really filling the pot. ”

"Okay, you're a noble man, ah, by the way, what do you teach? History? Oh, because you're not teaching languages, remember, that's called Daigo empowerment. ”

"Hey, carry a pot for empowerment, isn't that also a kettle, hehehe," the fat man said, "Comrade, you give me another cigarette, I'm sleepy when I'm nervous, smoke a cigarette to refresh myself." ”

Seeing that he didn't start to be four or six, I was very anxious, so I asked the policeman: "Comrade, how to deal with us?" You won't really squat and detain, right? ”

Maybe we really don't look like bad people, and the fat man has a poor mouth, and he looks happy, and the old policeman is also happy: "What are you detaining, we can't be busy with serious cases this day, this little bear matter, just fine some money and give a lesson, you better leave quickly, I see that your accomplice is not here to accept the treatment, but to me to cheat and smoke, and after a while, I will be blinded with two cigarettes, hehehe"