Chapter 150: Virgin Rogues, Hooligans
"Aha~ Little, girl, come and give me a smile for the uncle~"
"Ahem...... Miss, are you lonely tonight...... Wrong wrong. ”
"Hi, beauty. I have an ancestral chromosome here that I want to give to you~ Don't, so do you want to take a look at the little tadpoles that have been raised for decades, it's very cute and cute......"
"Ouch I'm X, it's so JB disgusting......"
"What is this doing, Boss?" Looking at Wang Yichen, who suddenly fell into a daze not far away, muttering words to himself in his mouth, and his face was still very "shy", Lang Qiu only felt goosebumps all over his body.
This boss is good at everything, but it's a bit unbearable to have convulsions from time to time......
Fortunately, Wang Yichen didn't have a convulsion for too long, and soon his face seemed to be normal, and then he looked back at Lang Qiu and asked seriously: "Little mouse, can you play tricks, hooligan?" ”
"Of course this ......" Lang Qiu was about to nod, but suddenly reacted and shouted loudly, "Boss, who do you think of me?" I am now an upright veteran member of the Red Flag Guild, and I used to be a well-behaved farmer, honest, and my duty is ......."
"Come on, don't come with me. You're a scoundrel, how can you not be a scoundrel, scoundrel? Wang Yichen waved his hand impatiently, "Teach me how to play, I don't have much time to do it quickly." You just have to teach it well......"
Wang Yichen "swiped" and took out a white card from the card space: "This white dragon set card is yours!" ”
The little mouse's eyes lit up, and with lightning speed, he grabbed the card in his hand and threw it into his card space.
Then this little mouse looked at Wang Yichen seriously, shook his head and said, "Boss, you can't do it, your appearance is too bad!" ”
"This trick, hooligan, how to play, what lines to say, that's secondary, selling appearance, only selling appearance is fundamental! Have you seen that sketch by Chen Peisi? A guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes like Zhu Shimao, even if he wears the clothes of a traitor, he looks like an underground worker. Chen Peisi is like this, even if he wears the clothes of the Eighth Road, he is also a spy who has penetrated into our army. ”
"So, you said that you are the boss, you are good-looking, Sven is white and pure, and you are still flirting and teasing others? Don't be a female rogue or a hooligan in reverse, play, that's good! ”
"If you tell me a theory, tell me how to do it." Wang Yichen looked at Xiao Yan and Xiao Xunxun who were about to leave not far away, and said hurriedly, "Hurry up!" ”
"Alas......" Lang Qiu shook his head, "Boss, you can only work on the styling." ”
As he spoke, Lang Qiu ripped Wang Yichen's clothes apart, his sleeves were high and low, his collar was erect, his hair was messed up, and his belt was unbuttoned, making him look like a swaying and hanging child.
Then, Lang Qiu directly took out a white card from the card space, summoned a bottle of liquor, made Wang Yichen take a few sips, and smeared a little wine on his clothes.
In the end, Lang Qiu stepped on Wang Yichen violently.
Wang Yichen snorted and jumped up half a foot high, and then slapped Lang Qiu on the back of the head, his expression distorted by pain and anger, as if he was about to eat people.
"What are you doing? It hurts Lao Tzu to death! ”
"Ouch, boss, I'm here to help you get a look." Lang Qiu rubbed the back of his head, looked at Wang Yichen with a look of surprise and said, "Keep this expression, keep this expression!" ”
"The expression, the mood, are all maintained. Alright Boss, now you're good to go! Don't be treated as a stinking stream, you come to me! ”
"Oh, one more thing. You also have to pay attention to the posture of walking, to sway, to have a rhythm, just like ...... Rubbing friction, like the devil's pace......"
"Really?" Wang Yichen touched his face suspiciously, and then maintained a grinning expression, imagining that the soles of his feet were rubbing and rubbing...... He just staggered and walked forward.
"Puff, puff......"
Behind Wang Yichen, the faces of Lang Qiu and several masters of the Galie family were almost red.
But don't really say it, in this way, Wang Yichen's whole image is really a stinky stream, a hooligan - although it is the kind of stinky stream with a problem with his head, hooligan.
The tone and drama effect of this image are still leveraged. So when Wang Yichen blocked Xiao Yan and Xiao Xunxun's way, he didn't even need to speak at all, and immediately made Xiao Yan and Xiao Xunxun feel offended - for the golden boy and girl, Wang Yichen's stinky stream, hooligan, even if it just appeared in their field of vision, it was a sin.
Especially for Xiao Xunxun. This cold little girl almost saw Wang Yichen, her face was gloomy and she could drip a knife, it seemed that for a dusty woman like her, just a glance at Wang Yichen meant that her eyes were strengthened.
Among the people who pursued Xiao Xunxun before, whether it was Xiao Xun or Galeao, although they also coveted Xiao Xunxun, they were basically just the rhythm of Diao's silk bitter love goddess, and it was definitely not the tone of the rogue and hooligan pestering the little girl - the only one who was slightly close to this tone was the first-grade alchemist Liu Xi invited by the Galie family. So Xiao Luo and Galeao were just taught a lesson, and Liu Xi was directly burned to slag.
Looking at Xiao Yan and Xiao Xunxun, who had gloomy faces, and thinking of Liu Xi's fate, Wang Yichen suddenly felt bitter in his mouth.
Nima, this task is too difficult......
But now that it's over, you have to play the hooligans and hooligans hard, how can you coax them?
"Miss Smoke, why didn't you say hello to me, the landlord, when you came to our Galie family's market? What if I can't take care of the rough embryos of my subordinates, how bad is it? But it's better to meet by chance, since you have met, let me accompany Miss Fumigan to walk around, and make the best of the friendship of the landlord. ”
This is the first time in Wang Yichen's life that he played tricks, and the first line he read when he was a hooligan, Lang Qiu, who was not far away, shook his head.
There is no big problem with the lines, it is serious, it looks like a gentleman's trick, and the effect is sometimes better than being directly shameless.
There is no big problem with the modeling, after all, this is the shape designed by him Langqiu himself.
The problem is still in the appearance and temperament, just this shape, this line, Wang Yichen can actually read the feeling of the little boy's confession, which is really embarrassing for him......
A thought suddenly rushed into Lang Qiu's mind: "The boss won't still be a virgin!" ”
"If you don't want to die, you'd better get out of here." Xiao Xunxun hadn't opened his mouth yet, and Xiao Yan on the side had already sneered in front of Wang Yichen.
In the past, when facing Xiao Xunxun with Galeao, Xiao Yan and the like, Xiao Yan could at least hold on to the shelf on the surface, and would not be angry. But this time, he didn't even want this superficial self-cultivation, which showed that he was really angry.