Chapter 305: Reckless Fat Man

readx;?“ Wouldn't this be what you saw in your mother's old book, girl? Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "Shen Han's explanation of blowing the lamp made me and the fat man very happy, the fat man had a quick mouth, and couldn't help but joke with Shen Han.

"It's not in my mother's book, it's ...... He told me. Shen Han's mood suddenly dropped, his eyes looked at the ground, and he muttered to himself in amazement.

Of course, the fat man and I knew that what Shen Han was referring to was her father Yin Chuanshan, and we also knew that Shen Han seemed to have very complex emotions for Yin Chuanshan that were not known to us outsiders, so when I saw that Shen Han's mood became resentful and sad, I glared at the fat man who had never been brainless when he spoke, and quickly diverted the topic: "Hehe, I can't see it, you still know how to eat mud, didn't you watch Uncle Ying's ghost movies when you were in military school, and you look like a cat and a tiger, and it looks quite like that." ”

"Well, by the way, you reminded me why you can understand the words of those yin and yang corpses, and I can't, you have to chew mud to communicate with them." As soon as I interrupted, Shen Han really forgot about Yin Chuanshan's stubble, and instead expressed the doubts in his heart to us.

"Ah, you ask this, then I tell you, if you want to talk about this ability, that's awesome, it has to be a child's body, and then you have to meditate for 9 hours a day, and everyone has to sit out of prostatitis to be considered a small success, if you want to improve your skills, then you have to ......" The fat man is a crazy talk show enthusiast, if he is poor, the defender of the Real Madrid team Barcelona can't stop his mouth that is as open as a tap pipe.

", get out of the way with your dreams, and if you keep talking, you're going to swing your knife to the palace,." Seeing that the fat man was foaming at the mouth and had no intention of stepping on the brakes at all, I robbed him of a sentence, and finally intercepted it successfully in the middle of the field and stopped the fat man's noise.

"What, don't listen to the dead fat man's nonsense, his pretending to be a convict with a camel and not a cow is proven, you still dare to believe his words, how big is that heart, tell you, we both have a special physique, one yin and one yang, we have loved to be teased by ghosts since childhood, and later we have a dementor in our bodies, so we can communicate with any ghost without barriers, you can't, unless the ghost has a deep grudge, it will remove the ghost barrier on your body, otherwise you can only rely on ghosts to eat mud to see ghosts, hehe" I saw that Shen Han really believed in the dead fat man's pure bragging, I really couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly provided her with the correct answer.

"Hey, if only I had your skills, then I could see who I want to see." Shen Han looked at me and the fat man in a daze, with a complex look of envy, hope and sadness in his eyes, which made my heart hurt.

"You can pull it down, you still envy us, you are purely a junior and don't know the bitterness of being a young lady, if you live in the kind of ghost if you don't pay attention to it from childhood to adulthood, and in the end you can't tell who is a ghost and who is a person, do you still think this job is awesome, ah." The fat man was finally defeated by Shen Han's innocence, and looked at Shen Han with a stunned expression of "You are sick, and you are not lightly ill", and he was completely speechless.

"Come on, don't fix these useless things, let's study this Wang Ba calf and what to do." I saw that Shen Han and the fat man's words were getting more and more scattered, and they were getting farther and farther, if I didn't stop them from changing the Boao Forum, I hurriedly strangled their words, and at the same time pointed to the evil ghost that the fat man had been leading, and said.

"Damn, yes, why did you forget this grandson, grandma is a grandson, it's a scourge to keep this thing, I think it's just that." The fat man made a horizontal cut with his hand on his neck, meaning that he was going to be a Nahi demon.

I didn't squeak, it's not that I have compassion, because the evil ghost is definitely a heinous thief and bad ghost, just like a recidivist in the yang world, he will not change his teachings, and he will reveal his murderous nature to poison others at the first opportunity, so there is no doubt about getting rid of it, but I really don't think about what method is the most appropriate way to carry out the execution.

", what are you thinking about there as if you were looking for a steel hammer, the whole Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Talisman will directly turn Ya into a whole Jude roast duck and come to life, look at your grinding strength, hey, I'll go." Seeing that I was undecided, as soon as I scratched my buttocks, he knew that I had a boil there again, and the fat man naturally understood what I was thinking, so he sarcastically said to me, and exaggeratedly slapped his head with his hand.

"Its seven spiritual spirits are not in the body, even if I burn its skin, isn't it a symptom but not a cure." I glanced at the fat man, who was slightly excited and anxious, and said slowly.

", then you can shoot seven more five thunder oil pool fire charms, oil the girls one by one, and let them know who is the hottest." The fat man grinned with a big mouth, waved his hand very proudly, and commanded me.

"Fuck off, you loser, you think the five thunder oil pool fire talisman is fucking toilet paper, grab a handful, your uncle, the five thunder oil pool fire talisman I painted with finger blood mixed with cinnabar, and a total of 20 pictures were drawn, and now we have just entered the underworld, we have already used up the small 1/3, what if we encounter more ruthless characters in the future, I fucking use my mouth to persuade them to use hue to seduce them." I looked at the dead fat man who didn't know the cost of firewood and rice, and I was really at a loss, and I didn't have a temper at all.

", get out of the way, if you pretend to be a pseudo-lady and be a miss, you don't make as much as a duck than me, hehe, but what you said also makes sense, this thing really has to be idle and busy, and you can't waste it, that's not right, right?" As soon as the dead fat man pondered that what I was talking about, he dragged the evil ghost, who had given up resistance and resigned himself to fate, with his hand on the chain, and slowly walked forward, muttering to himself.

Before I knew it, the fat dead man had walked up to the broken coffin where the demon had used to hide, and looked with great interest at the bronze oil lamp, still shrouded in the undissolving aura of my right arm, and the seven white shadows that were still swimming in vain, trying to get out of it.

At this time, the evil ghost also raised his head, and reluctantly looked at the coffin where he once lived after the explosion, which was already unrecognizable after the explosion, his eyes were vicious and decadent, as if he was unwilling and helpless to his end.

"Hey, Feiye, I just have a good heart, I can't see this, so let me send you on the road." After looking at the bronze oil lamp and the spirit of the seven evil ghosts trapped inside for a while, the dead fat man first muttered a few words without thinking, and then suddenly made an astonishing move: he raised the mourning stick in his hand and slammed it into the clumsy bronze ancient lamp.

Before I could exclaim, the bronze ancient lamp, which had to be thousands of years old, was smashed into three pieces by the dead fat man's mourning stick, and fell from the bottom of the coffin to the yellow earth.

With the shattering of the oil lamp, the boneless evil qi shrouded in the oil lamp also lost its attached artifact, and after a spin, it was like installing the Beidou navigation system, and "Ziyu" drilled back into my right arm.

And after the evil qi that does not turn into bones returns to the nest, the spirits of the seven evil ghosts that have been released from the ban lose their imprisonment and immediately "squeak" and fly in all directions like the Drill Monkey (Northeast dialect: a kind of fireworks similar to magic bullets).

"Fuck, fuck......" I looked at the spirit of the seven evil ghosts who smashed the jade cage and flew the colorful phoenix, twisted the golden lock and walked the dragon, and then looked at the dead fat man who was not ashamed of his reckless behavior and was proud of it, and was so angry that he couldn't speak.

"Calm down, calm down, when did your senior brother and I do that chain thing that can please God but can't send God, don't worry, those spirits will come back and throw themselves into the net, Ann, come, smoke a cigarette first." The dead fat man was very calm, not only comforting me and Shen Han with confidence, but also shamelessly reaching into my trouser pocket to turn over a cigarette.

It's also strange, the spirit of the seven evil ghosts really gave the dead fat man a long face, and after flying a few laps in the gloomy and misty space, it really flew back as the dead fat man said, and successively drilled into the square holes of the Han Dynasty five-baht coins scattered on the ground, and then quickly disappeared into the copper coins.

I was stunned by this scene, and looked at the fat man with an incredible look of incredulity: "Brother, they are your relatives, why do you listen to you so much, or they are the nurseries you hired, don't talk nonsense, say it quickly, what the hell is going on." ”

I was completely confused, staring intently at the dead fat man who was pretending to be a ghost, trying to see it all clearly.

"Ah, don't worry, I'll come with you when my brother finishes his work, hehe" The dead fat man ignored my humble expression of thirst for the truth, but approached me, lowered his voice and said: "Quick, seal the square hole of the seven five-baht coins with a charm, quick." ”

The fat man's tone was very anxious, there was no doubt, although I was still confused about the fat man's request, but out of the infinite trust in the fat man, I still bit the index finger of my right hand, squeezed out the blood that became less and less after entering the underworld, drew a large mudra on the palm of my left hand, and then sealed the seven five-baht coins that contained the spirit of the evil ghost, and dripped a drop of finger blood into the square hole of the five-baht coin, so that the spirit in the five-baht coin could no longer escape from the claustrophobic copper coin.

Seeing that I had done all this, the fat man threw away the iron chain in his hand, and let the evil ghost lie on the ground and twitch and tremble, while he strode to the bronze ancient lamp that had been broken into three pieces, raised the mourning stick in his hand, and smashed the bronze ancient lamp without a head.

Strangely enough, even though the fat man was smashing the oil lamp, the evil spirit, lying five meters away from the oil lamp, began to roll all over the ground and let out a terrible cry of pain, as if the mourning sticks had been smashed on him.

What's even more paradoxical is the reaction of the seven five-baht coins that temporarily sealed the spirit of the evil ghost.

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