Chapter 27: The Haunted Bar (6)
When the so-called ghost cha is catching and dismantling the case, if he accidentally steps on the dog's blood, or happens to walk past the crowing rooster, he will be seen by those who are around the ghost when he locks the soul, but this time, the two of them confirmed that it was not because of their mistake that I saw it, but that they ran into a mortal with the function of yin and yang eyes!
The two ghosts probably thought of this, and immediately pounced on me, and when they pounced, they instantly turned their appearance into the appearance of a powerful ghost, with hideous faces and green fangs! To be honest, I really couldn't calm down at that moment, but fortunately, I've seen a lot of ghosts, and the appearance of black impermanence is similar to them!
"Two ghosts, don't scare me like this, I'm very timid, if I tell your black sir about scaring me, it won't be good!" When I talked about black sir, the two of them stopped in front of me in an instant, and they instantly changed back to their human appearance!
"No, it won't! You are the kid who said that Erhei can see ghosts and know black sir mortals! One of the ghosts was immediately surprised when he heard me say this.
At this time, Monk Hua immediately opened his third eye, and he also clearly saw the two ghosts in front of me, but he still closed his third eye with interest! It is estimated that at this time, he also admired my five-body throw! Because, when he watched, it was just when the two ghosts were talking to me in a low voice!
In fact, a lot of things are just such a coincidence, often a person's bad side you don't see, it just so happens that he shows a good side, you see it, you will use a preconceived way, think that this person is a good person! I estimate that I am already a master in the heart of Monk Hua now.
"Husband, what do you see?" Magu asked a little puzzled, because she was watching me talk to the air, and besides, Monk Hua seemed to see something with his third eye that shouldn't be seen! Then, close it right away!
"Shh??????h Be quiet, that kid is negotiating with the ghosts of the underworld, and besides, those two ghosts seem to respect him a lot! It seems that the two of us are underestimating this kid! Monk Hua whispered to Magu, however, I still heard Monk Hua's words, to be honest, I have a feeling of joy in my heart, how to say, the two of them are really capable masters I have ever seen! They were also impressed by my special abilities!
"Hehe, you all know Erhei, that's the best, I stopped the two officials just to let you take care of my little sister on the road, your benefits, I will naturally give you! Just come up and get it when the time comes! "I said calmly, because it's not the first time that such a thing as bribing the ghosts of the underworld has been done! Moreover, last time, Erhei also taught me how to do it!
"Hehe, of course that's not a problem! I also hope that the master can say and do it! One of the ghosts said with a smile, and after finishing speaking, he pulled Xu Jiajia and turned his head away, but this time, I can see that the two of them have a much better attitude towards Xu Jiajia! I also understand what they mean by 'walking the talk'! Still greedy for money!
To be honest, Xu Jiajia gave me 500,000 at once, if I didn't take care of her funeral, it would be better! I'm going to feel guilty too! Now that I see Xu Jiajia walking well on the road, I feel a lot more relieved! When I looked back, Monk Hua and Magu both looked at me with strange eyes, but there was still a little admiration!
"What? Why are you looking at me like that? I still pretended not to be impressed.
"Master, just now the two of us really had no eyes, I just thought you were a person who could only see ghosts, but I didn't expect you to have such a close relationship with the ghosts of the underworld!" The flower monk was almost drooling, and said as if he had seen some idol.
"Husband, don't be so exaggerated!" Magu was also very surprised when she saw the appearance of the flower monk and said.
"Hehe, don't call me a master, I just got to know the darkness of the underworld by chance!" I was still pretending to be calm.
"You know the black impermanence of the underworld, don't bluff us, you are just an ordinary mortal, from the moment you stood in front of us, I have carefully observed you, you don't even have a decent magic weapon on your body, is it, you are the one who convinces the black impermanence with your mouth!" Magu said a little disdainfully.
I let Magu be so excited, I really almost told me how I knew Hei Wuchang, but after listening to Hei Wuchang's repeated advice to me, I couldn't tell others about how I returned Yang, so I endured it, but fortunately, at this time, Monk Hua stepped forward and mentioned me to defend myself.
"I can prove that I just saw it with my third one, those two ghosts are indeed very respectful to the masters, if he doesn't know the black impermanence, can those two ghosts be that kind of virtue? They are the errand officials of the underworld, they came up to arrest and handle the case, and let a mortal stop them, and they would be so polite! I was smiling when I left."
"It's okay, this guy can see it, not hear it, or I really bribed those two guys just now!" I was overjoyed, but I still didn't let my face show any clues, and said calmly, "That's nothing, but I heard that you two are going down the mountain, do you have any plans?" ”
Actually, I asked like this, just to plan that if the two of them don't have a plan, I will let the two of them follow me, just rely on the kung fu of the two of them, plus my superpowers, then I will really make a fortune in the future, this time I rescued Xu Jiajia, and I easily got 500,000! It is estimated that there will really be big deals in the future!
"Master, the two of us just want to go down the mountain, so that we can communicate openly, in fact, there is really no plan, I just want to find a job to do first, and I have three meals a day, and I am very satisfied!" Monk Hua said thoughtfully. In fact, I can also see their difficulties, a monk, a nun, and no education, and no technology, can mix three meals a day, it is estimated that it is very good!
"Don't call me a master, I think I'm older than you, so you can call me Brother Zhu! To be honest, life under the mountain is not as you think, and it is difficult to find a job without education, technology, and connections! Besides, you need money everywhere in the city, and I guess it's hard for you two to get used to! If you two believe me, follow me! I think with our cooperation, we will definitely do something great! I swore by it.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished speaking, Monk Hua and Magu both knelt down for me, as if they had seen a savior!
"I'll take it, isn't this a discount for my yang longevity!" I immediately thought to myself, and I quickly knelt down in front of them. Holding the shoulder of the flower monk and saying, "The three of us met in Wutai Mountain, and it can be regarded as fate, although the two of you will become husband and wife in the future, but we can still form brothers and sisters with different surnames!" I don't know if you guys want to! ”
Because, at this time, if I help the two of them up, it is estimated that the two of them feel that I am very different, and there is a feeling of giving them a little bit, I am also suddenly an inspiration, it is better to play the sworn goodbye directly!
"Good! The eldest brother is above, please be worshiped by the younger brother, the eldest brother is above, please be worshiped by the younger sister! The two of them said in unison! Then, he bowed down to me!
"Well, we will be good brothers and sisters in the future, and we will be blessed and share hardships! Create a sky that belongs to us together! "At this time, I held the flower monk with one hand and Magu with the other, and said righteously. That's how the three of us bowed.
However, when I looked up, I couldn't help but be frightened, the body of the fake lama was still hanging there, and besides, he was still staring at a few of us! This performance of mine seemed to make Monk Hua see it, and he said immediately
"Big brother, don't be afraid, his soul is all for us to eat, but, this is really not a place to stay for a long time, we should also leave, tomorrow, there will be someone who will come to collect his body, it is estimated that the police can't find anything, they will conclude that he committed suicide!"
In this way, a few of us left the Zenith Temple, and the flower monk and Magu went back to pack their clothes, and the next day, I took the two of them down the mountain! I first took them to the city of Taiyuan to buy them a few sets of decent clothes, and of course, a few wigs for Magu! After all, being a nun is meant to be gradient, and walking along the road with a hairless woman is a bit too eye-catching! There is a chance that it will cause trouble!
Just when we were about to buy a plane ticket back to Q City, my mobile phone rang, and the other party was none other than the conductor who begged me to do something! He said on the phone that the money had been applied for and was cash. He also said that when he went to help him solve the problem, he would give it to me! It seems that Li Xiaorou has not made trouble in the past few days, so it is estimated that he also helped me say a lot of good things when applying for money! It seems that people's fortune is generally like a flood, one comes, and the others will follow!
"Big brother, what's wrong? Seeing you smiling so happily, is there a happy event? Monk Hua looked at my expression and asked puzzled!
"Hehe, it's really a good thing, and it's also a job to send us money!" I just told Li Xiaorou about the two of them!
"Big brother, don't worry, doing things is our forte! Just hold us on top of us! All you have to do is collect the money! Magu said with a smile!