Chapter 214: Special Attack
(High energy ahead, high energy warning, serious high energy, and those with insufficient psychological endurance, please skip this chapter!) This chapter pays homage to South Park, not a plot, but a god-like unfolding, so be prepared before reading! Thank you! )
At this moment, there is no sound.
Everyone looked at Goro Kobayashi, and everyone looked at the sins of men on Goro Kobayashi......
Broken hands and feet have seen too much, is it going to make history today?
It takes a few minutes or a dozen minutes to freeze hands or feet each time, and the length of time is determined by temperature and altitude, and the supervisor Manson takes advantage of this time to give a speech every time to intimidate everyone and make them dare not make mistakes again.
An assistant glanced at the barometer, walked up to Manson and said, "This height, this thickness, this length, twenty seconds." No, no, this is the first time, or a minute insurance. Do you want to give a speech about this minute? ”
Manson looked at his assistant like a dead man!
Goro Kobayashi dragged his pants, walked forward generously, and bravely blocked the eye of the storm!
Manson's face was gloomy, and he held up the microphone but didn't say a word.
The assistant looked at the stopwatch in embarrassment, counted down, and waited for the time to pass.
There was also a frozen silence beneath the crowd!
Only a pair of eyes were full of anger, as if on the eve of a volcanic eruption!
Suddenly, a voice rang out!
That's Gorou Kobayashi's majestic singing!
Goro Kobayashi sang loudly:
Don't be afraid of rain, not afraid of snow!
Even if it's cold, windy and snowy!
My JJ isn't afraid!
……
It is the theme song of "Mimi Wandering", and Ning Yun's spirit is shocked!
This is a negotiated attack code, which was originally intended to be used when sending protein blocks in three days, and overthrowing Wilford in one fell swoop!
But now, since heaven and earth are unkind, all things are used as dogs!
Good. Then start early!
Ning Yun stood up and roared: "Human cannon, first-level preparation!" ”
The dozen or so team members who were endowed with superpowers by Ning Yun all stood up and looked at the rulers in front of them with cold expressions!
The security guards ran forward with guns in hand. Fierce threats, nervous shouting: "Sit down, sit down, all sit down, don't stand up!" ”
However, more and more people are standing up!
They are no longer oppressed, they no longer want to be oppressed by Wilford, they want to resist bravely!
……
Goro Kobayashi's singing continues.
No fear of any heavy snowstorm!
I want me to find my dad.
Everywhere you go, you have to find my dad.
My good dad wasn't found.
If you see him, persuade him to go home.
……
Ning Yun knew that there was no bullet in the gun, and continued to shout: "Human cannon." Level 2 Ready! ”
The players began to untie their pants, including Curtis......
"What are you doing! Stop it! Stop it! ”
The security guards are even more ferocious!
The team members ignored it and continued to act, and everyone had lethal weapons on their hands!
And of course, a weapon that creates life!
……
Gorou Kobayashi's singing voice is even higher!
Don't be afraid of rain, not afraid of snow!
Even if it's cold, windy and snowy!
My JJ isn't afraid!
(Please listen to Baidu "Mimi Wanderings" with you)
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"Human cannon, fire!"
Ning Yun yelled with all his might!
The arms of the team members are waving rapidly, going back and forth like crazy!
"Keji, come and visit!"
It was the chorus of the team members!
A weapon in the middle of each person's body. It's like a high-pressure water gun!
The ejected substance is connected into a white line. Rush straight to the crowd in front!
The security guards, the Mansons, the assistants, the executioners, all the rulers who are high up in the sky, this moment. All were shocked!
"Ahh Yes! Yes! ”
The cry of fear pierces the eardrums!
They no longer have composure, no more ferocity, no more bearing, no more approachability!
From this moment on, they will never be clean!
They screamed and fled everywhere!
They panicked and dodged the white!
It's the fear of washing away the darkness in my heart. Or are you afraid of being contaminated with the white stain of inferior people?!
"Fight! War! War! ”
"Rush! Rush! Rush! ”
The team members shouted slogans and sprayed wantonly!
High pressure water cannon on the body!
High pressure water cannon on the head!
High pressure water gun in the face!
High pressure water gun into the mouth!
If someone turns and runs away, then better, the high-pressure water cannon will hit some part of the back of the body......
No security guard dared to stop these team members!
Everyone is running desperately and dodging desperately!
The team members are full of joy and happiness, slowly moving forward and slowly chasing!
Yes, even if you move forward slowly, you can't get up fast if you want to.
Because behind each launch team member, there are two other ordinary team members who are half-squatting, trying to push the buttocks of the launch team members. Division.
Yes, it won't work without pushing, because there is recoil!
The huge recoil plagued the crew, unlike the firefighters' high-pressure water guns.
The force of the launch acts on the launch team itself, and there is no one to help push and stand unsteadily!
So how much specific strength is there, it has to do with hand speed.
The faster the hand speed, the greater the recoil!
Because the faster the hand speed, the more mass the launch.
And among all the team members, the one with the most launch quality is Curtis!
Curtis is worthy of the original leader, with the strongest physical strength, the most robust person, the length, thickness, and internal diameter are all one of the large, and the hand speed is also super strong.
His attack power is unmatched, and he stands out among the dozen or so team members!
Sudden Sudden Rush!
Any launch will shock the hearts of the viewers!
Curtis hated Manson for many years, so naturally he was the first to find her!
The squirt over his head and face washed Manson's glasses off in one fell swoop!
Manson was unsteady on his feet and almost fell on his heels!
Curtis still didn't understand his hatred, and continued to strengthen his attack, gritting his teeth to speed up his hands, and using his strength to feed.
A more powerful jet came straight at Manson's head, and Manson couldn't dodge. Even the dentures were washed out!
Manson kept coughing, his body struggled, his head swayed from side to side, and he saw his hair flying, and a mysterious substance like shampoo exhaled from the top of his head to his neck!
……
Gorou Kobayashi stopped blocking the eye of the storm and turned around. shouted: "My JJ, I'm not afraid of heavy snowstorms!" ”
The same arms waved, the same mysterious substance squirted out!
Yes, it's not broken, it's not bad at all!
Although it's a bit hot and cold, Kobayashi Goro doesn't care at all, so he treats it as a cold refining!
The monkey is refining into fiery eyes in the furnace, and our family is refining into a super strong golden hoop stick in a blizzard!
Divine power can protect even such a thick train for seventeen years, and a small stick as thin as a minute can not be caught!
But Goro Kobayashi is not Curtis after all. Everything is small, everything is fine, nothing is insufficient.
Goro Kobayashi, who has always been an ordinary person before, has a bad physique, lacks physical strength, and of course his hand speed is not fast.
But Goro Kobayashi, who has an experienced otaku experience, has an accuracy that no one can match!
When the other team members shoot, they encounter a smart moving target. Often lost accuracy, waste of ammunition not to mention. It is not yet possible to effectively hit the body and mind of the enemy!
Kobayashi Goro is different, a thin silver thread can always follow the enemy's movement and move, no matter how the enemy dodges, he can't escape the blow, so that the enemy's mind and body are greatly damaged, and the enemy is in pain and wails in despair!
Of course. Goro Kobayashi also has a choice, although he also hates Manson, but Manson is wrapped up by Curtis. It's night, there's no way, it's hard to grab what the Americans fancie.
Thereupon. Goro Kobayashi chooses the executioner of the second hate and the two Japanese assistants of Manson!
That's right, even the same nationality can't extinguish the anger in Kobayashi Goro's heart, but the oppression of the same nationality makes Kobayashi Gorou even more resentful!
As the so-called fellow sees the fellow, a shot comes from the front!
Today, it's time for my Gorou Kobayashi to repay you!
Look at it, my compatriots!
My gun is small, but it's extraordinary!
Even if the two Japanese are a little more experienced than others in the face of this form of attack, they will not be able to resist the extraordinary internal skills that Goro Kobayashi has painstakingly cultivated in his N-year otaku career.
Not to mention that they are experienced and rich in receiving rather than dodging!
No matter how hard he tried to dodge, no matter how nimble he jumped up and down, he couldn't stop Goro Kobayashi's precise attacks.
Its accuracy has reached the point where it is pointed, and it is said that the eyes will never hit the nostrils.
Even down to every tooth!
If Curtis's performance is worthy of a giant hitter, Goro Kobayashi's performance is definitely worthy of being a sniper!
If Curtis is the Schwarzenegger with the six-pipe Gatling, Goro Kobayashi is the one-shot fatal Tom Cruise.
……
Diff couldn't catch up with either Curtis and Goro Kobayashi.
Diff is older, not physically strong, and not accurate enough.
But Diff is smart enough, smart enough to be selective in every attack, specifically picking those who the rest of the team can't afford to miss.
Who wasn't taken care of, who escaped the fastest, Diff knew clearly.
No enemy should try to slip away without paying the price under the wise mind of Diff, with the steady speed of his hand, without staining Div's mark.
The frenzied Def, who rescued the scene, was also very loving, and after attacking once, he immediately shifted the target and never continued to attack one person.
Even Def secretly decided that everyone must take the turn, whether male or female, fully embodying the tolerance and enthusiasm of the Jews, as well as love and rapid attack.
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Duncan is also different, Duncan is more cunning.
While the rest of the team continued to attack, Duncan was intermittent and attacked from an extremely sinister angle.
Taking advantage of the fact that others are not paying attention, there is always a silver line in an incredible position......
What's even more insidious is that Duncan likes to intervene when others are attacking, so that he can inflict more damage on the enemy, especially mental damage!
After all, no one can withstand two people attacking at the same time, and that would be too foul and too lost!
So, Duncan just looked for an opportunity whenever the other team members attacked the highest. When the tide is high, Duncan is next to him, breaking the enemy's heart and destroying the enemy's body!
And when there is no chance, Duncan stops and does not attack, insidiously looking and waiting.
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Will is the youngest and bravest, so Will walks faster than the others and is the most advanced of all the team members.
Will desperately slams his finger on two farts. Behind the strand pushed his own team member shouted: "Hurry, hurry." Faster! Hard! Never be left behind by others! ”
Boss Abe, who was the first person he knew, is now joining more and more people, but his status is getting lower and lower.
Although we are young, our qualifications should be higher.
This mission must not be lost to the others, especially the newcomers!
Even if I don't have as fast as them, I'm going to be the first to charge!
So Will desperately moved forward. Regardless of the danger.
It's the danger of being accidentally injured by a teammate......
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It turned out that Edgar, who was under Curtis, also changed his attitude after gaining superpowers, and he no longer had such a strong hostility towards Ning Yun.
After all, no matter how strange a superpower is, it's also a superpower!
Abe is an unusual person, bottomless!
In order to stabilize his position in the new system, or to stabilize the position of the former boss Curtis, Edgar, who admires Curtis the most, must of course work hard.
So Edgar is more fierce than anyone else, and wants to have a good performance more than anyone else.
Plus the original physique is good. With plenty of physical strength, Edgar's overall attack ability is not as good as Curtis's, but it is also ranked second among everyone.
Especially Edgar's hideous expression and amazing roar are even more terrifying!
The downside is that because Edgar wants to show too much, the shooting is very irregular, east and west. Spray everywhere, everywhere!
Not only on the body of the enemy. Not only on the faces of the enemy, but even on the ground and sides of the carriages, even on the roof of the carriages there are traces of Edgar's crazy shooting!
Will in front of him dodged a teammate's accidental injury, but he couldn't avoid the mysterious dripping from the roof of the car......
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If there is one of them all, the most unusual is Gray.
Gray and Gilliam are a pair of the same. Sex. Love. Person.
So Gray has long been well-informed, and he has a lot of knowledge about the head, face, and chest of the enemy. There is no interest in the ministry or among the people.
Also to prevent the enemy from escaping. Gray shoots the legs, feet, and anything else that can disrupt the balance of the body!
So every enemy shot by Gray fell to the ground, rolling in a thick layer of unidentified material all over the ground.
Even if the enemy falls, Gray doesn't let it go, so it's easier to upset the balance.
Thereupon. Every enemy who is targeted by Gray rolls around and rolls around like Shinnosuke Nohara, covered with the last seed of all mankind, the last hope!
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Among Ning Yun's subordinates, the most depressed person was Betty.
Everyone else is a man, but I'm a woman, and although I'm an ugly Betty, I'm also a woman.
As long as it's a woman, there's no such weapon.
Although Abe-sama said that she had strong superpowers and that it was not impossible to help her, Betty still painfully refused.
Mixing with a bunch of men and using such an attack completely exceeded Betty's psychological capacity.
Lord Abe is good in all aspects, gentle, kind, warm, with a transparent heart, and nothing is impurities in the eyes of adults.
It's just that sometimes it's too transparent, it's all vacuum.
Some things that don't understand at all aren't so clean, and others aren't so pure.
Thinking about clean things dirty, and thinking dirty things even more dirty are the men who shouted in front of them.
So Betty could only maintain a cold countenance, turning around in pain, not looking or listening, thinking of herself as an ostrich.
I hope that Lord Abe will always be able to receive it. Lead down, collar. Lead us forward, lead. Guide us to cherish women.
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Ning Yun is the collar. guide, of course, will not be mixed with the previous attack.
What's more, unlike people who have long had no shame in seventeen years of prison life, Ning Yun's discipline is very high, and he only gives others superpowers, never himself.
It's a strange superpower, but it's a waste of resources if you don't use it.
The specifics and the source of the superpowers should start from the beginning.
When the integration of human thinking and consciousness, that is, the so-called god, communicated with Ning Yun, in order to help the human race continue, he gave Ning Yun a little divine power.
In the past seventeen years, in order to run normally for this train, there is not much divine power left, so there are very few places that can help Ning Yun.
More importantly, because the unity of human thinking and consciousness is not a complete god, the manifestation of divine power depends on the person who receives it.
Of course, it is not that the recipient can have whatever form he wants, but at the same time that the size of the divine power coincides, it depends on the things that the recipient has been most closely connected with in recent times.
And the things that are most closely related to Ning Yun recently are self-explanatory.
Originally, Ning Yun was a pure and good boy, but he was forced to be helpless and was taken bad by his subordinates.
Coupled with the fact that there was Spider-Man in the previous world, the divine power made a sad choice.
It especially makes Ning Yun sad, but the superpowers he has obtained can't be used no matter what.
The basic concept of this superpower is to strengthen the ability of one's own body weapons, all-round, all-round strengthening!
The specific rules are that if the hand is on the weapon once and the weapon is back, then the weapon will fire a liter of mysterious substance!
The total capacity is the day before the destruction of the world, all the otaku in the world since. The total amount of masturbation launched.
Yes, neither Ning Yun's men nor Peter. Parker, all classified as otaku by divine powers.
How many are there, just do a simple calculation.
Ordinary people are three to five milliliters at a time, and otaku are less for some reason, so they take three milliliters specifically.
The world's 7.2 billion people deduct half of the women, deduct the elderly, children, marriage, deduct the current charge, and then deduct some of the things that day are unwell and sick, etc., and the remaining single dogs can still have 200 million.
Then that's 600 million milliliters, 600,000 liters, more than 600 tons.
Yes, more than six hundred tons, because the density is greater, the more it is lost.
Since there is such a large amount of more than 600 tons, it is natural that there is no need to be afraid of running out of ammunition.
PS: I really like the story of South Park, so I wrote such a divine volume.
To be honest, compared to many episodes in South Park, this one is pretty clean.
After all, I have a lot of things in South Park that I can't accept :)
Maybe it's because my brain is not enough, so I really don't feel too dirty.
It's just like an animation.,Cute and vivid animation that jumps around without a lower limit.。
Life is short, principled, not rebellious, normal life, but it doesn't have to be too serious.
Of course, what suits you is the best and the most correct.
It's all true love to see here, thank you! (To be continued.) )