Chapter 003 was played by black and white impermanence
The situation is critical.
Bao Houdao really didn't expect the good agreement reached with Yan Laocai, the owner of the tomb, and suddenly changed his mother's hexagram. Bao Houdao was almost pinched by Yan Laocai's braids, and in a panic, he touched the big silver ingot in the coffin, and smashed it on Yan Laocai's head, and under the thrilling attack, the half catty of Fenjiu he drank at first was scattered along his back, and Yan Laocai's corpse hand pinched his neck and did not let go.
It's not like the ghost zombie that the storyteller in the tea pavilion talks about, he bites when he opens his mouth, and he doesn't have fangs. Although the sky was like ink, Bao Houdao also knew what Yan Laocai's face was, but the two hands like steel tongs tightened more and more, and the crappy Bao Houdao's face was bigger.
I only heard the sound of Yan Laocai's skull being smashed and broken, but he didn't let go of half a point, but fortunately, Yan Laocai's body was not shrewd. If you press it at Bao Houdao's Adam's apple, twisting Bao Houdao is as simple as letting go of a wilting fart. Previously, Bao Houdao thought that Yan Laocai was a good person, he was really a dog's face, and he would change when he said it.
Bao Houdao couldn't count how many times he smashed it, and Yan Laocai's face couldn't even be recognized by his father. This Yan Laocai has been dead for many days, and the blood in his body has already coagulated, but it has not rotted, and there are no blood stains that have been smashed, and Bao Houdao greeted his ancestors for eighteen generations with a thousand poisonous words.
I heard a rush of footsteps behind me, kicking and kicking to rush here.
There were two or three people listening to the voice.
Bao Houdao is already one or two years old, let alone turning his head to look at it, it takes a lot of effort to take a big breath, clinging to the coffin, and it is impossible to turn decay into magic like a ballet dancer and kick his head backwards. I heard Yan Laocai say that black and white impermanence is coming, this footstep is not black and white impermanence, Bao Houdao complained again and again: "Mother, you can't let Lao Tzu An'an dig back to the grave at first glance, you can't take it to the ground, why are you so desperate to keep it, go to your grandma, fuck your mother, let go, black and white impermanence is coming, the two of us are catching cicadas and yellow finches behind, and the sandpiper and clam are competing for the fisherman's profit, damn, grandson, you fucking let go!" ”
I saw a black-clothed bald head rushing behind Yan Laocai, waving his guy and smashing it down on Yan Laocai's head.
Black and white impermanence Bao is kind, he is low, he will never help him, let alone do this reckless, should not do it or not. As soon as the person appeared, he was an assistant to Bao Houdao, and the enemy of the enemy was a friend. Behind Bao Houdao, two people pulled him by the back, obviously to separate him from Yan Laocai. Bao Houdao knew by feeling that he was coming to help, and finally met a good person, Bao Houdao was like seeing his father.
Yan Laocai's hands are very strong, but they are not flexible.
If it's a zombie with white hair or red hair.
Bao Houdao doesn't have the ability to fight ghosts and zombies, this dead fart is decided.
A bag of dry tobacco kung fu, with the help of the three of them, Bao Houdao got rid of Yan Laocai, he lay on the ground and gasped, which was more damn tired than sweating five times in a row on the little peach girl in Huayunlou. The strange thing is that as soon as the dead and the alive were separated, Yan Laocai lay motionless and lay back in the coffin.
Bao Houdao came to his senses, and first thanked the three of them greatly, but the three of them admired him very much, and dared to dig the grave alone in the middle of the night and fight the zombies alone, and Bao Houdao's face was red. Actually, Bao Houdao was fucking tricked again.
Who is it?
Black and white, of course.
In the past month, the prefectural government has conducted research and investigation.
It was found that black and white impermanence had detained several wronged souls, and if they were not in the case, Cui Jue's big palm was thin and he ate melons. Lord Yama found that the unjust souls caught by black and white impermanence were all Dandi people, and Dandi was Cui Zhangbo's hometown, which attracted great attention. Lord Yama guessed that Cui Zhangbo colluded with the rich men in his hometown to secretly resell the lives of the poor, if it was true. Cui Jue couldn't argue, and all his grievances were sprinkled on black and white impermanence, and he scolded the two of them at every turn. Xie Bi'an and Fan Wusu knew it, but they didn't dare to tell the truth, and they even burned themselves knowingly.
When Yan Laocai died, he caught up with the underworld to clean up the crooked tendencies, and all his official affairs were delayed, and his soul was a fart. Yan Laocai's soul stayed for more than a month, looking back on half his life, since he was paralyzed in a high position, he has seen through everything.
What happened after birth, what happened after death.
What rich and poor.
What filial sons, virtuous grandchildren, relatives and friends.
What righteousness, personal grievances and grievances are all downplayed.
Yan Laocai's soul looked forward to the three-headed confrontation of Yin Si, but he took a look at the beautiful scenery of the Lechuan River on the bridge and drank a bowl of Meng Po soup. I don't care about becoming a god or something like that, I directly enter the six realms of reincarnation and reincarnate as a bee, butterfly, sparrow or something, and there is no grievance or wrong.
Hey, Yan Laocai's little Jiujiu has been looking forward to this for more than a month, but there is no news or news, as if the underworld has long forgotten that there is such a person, no one cares, it is really boring. No, it happened that Bao Houdao drank the wine of the ambition thief, and came majesticly and high-spirited.
What are you doing, Yan Laocai's soul is clear.
Either it is said that there are gods and spirits in the first three feet, and there are ghosts without gods. As soon as the coffin was opened, Yan Laocai's soul couldn't wait to attach to the corpse and pull with Bao Houdao, and he was very happy, as for the theft of the funeral goods, it can be seen that Yan Laocai has a large number of people.
I was happy.
Black and white impermanence is coming.
Black and white impermanence saw Bao Houdao again, and he was worried that he couldn't let go of his evil fart, but he was caught. This kid is too fat, last time he pretended to be the two of them, and this time he came to dig people's graves, and he was boundless in his lack of morality, so he grabbed him and stretched his mouth into the manger again, which was not suitable. It was indeed Zhao Bao Houdao's head with two mourning sticks, trying to make his face a "work" shape, but people and ghosts did not see each other, and they were all beaten into virtual sticks.
This black and white impermanence was originally the ancestor who spit bad water and made bad plans, and he will definitely not be cheap, and he can't let it go if he catches it. Fan Wusu came up with an idea in a blink of an eye, and he had Yan Laocai's soul in his hand, so he deducted his soul and let it go.
As we all know, the soul is good, the spirit is evil, and the zombie is born with the spirit alone.
No matter how kind Yan Laocai is, he can't stand this pure spirit and evil, and as soon as Bao Houdao touched the gold and silver treasures, he immediately reached out and grabbed his neck.
Xie Bi'an and Fan Wusu watched the fun on the side, they didn't want him to die, they just played a little to relieve the tension, the purpose was to scare him, and make Bao Houdao faint to death for three or two days. If you really want his life, black and white impermanence is not easy to clean up, and it is not a joke to create a zombie like Yan Laocai, wild zombies don't do anything to them, and zombies are not under the control of the prefecture, they are just a little trick.
The three of them rushed to help a little, and the black and white impermanence immediately stopped playing.
Bao Houdao didn't know the situation, and complained that Yan Laocai was not kind, his words didn't count, and he didn't want to think about what he was.
The three bald heads who rushed over really saved his life.
Only then did I know that the three of them were the "fairies" who were upright.
Walking the earth fairy, also known as the gray eight masters, the gray eight masters were originally the alias of the mouse, and the Taoist people respected the mouse as a member of the earth immortals. All those who open mines, explore wells, and rob tombs respect rats as "other saints", believing that where there are rat activities, human lives will not be lost, and all rats and people will be complete.
Over time, the entire Central Plains region, including Shanxi, Henan, Shaanxi, and Hebei provinces, named the tomb robbers the name of the earth immortal, which means to make a fortune by borrowing the road of other people's earth immortals. Before the invention of the Luoyang shovel, many tomb robbers relied on folk public opinion (looking for dragon points, choosing soil and peeking into the river, listening to the wind and smelling the water) to judge whether there was a tomb buried underground. Strange people use this kind of dragon search and acupoint skills to borrow the name of the four methods of traditional Chinese medicine, look at the river, smell the wind, ask the soil, and cut the earth's veins, so as to judge whether there is a tomb underground.
There is also a partial door, with the help of different door spells, you can directly see how deep the tomb is buried.
There is also thaumaturgy, which can distinguish whether the tomb is a solitary tomb or a double cave, whether it is a man or a woman. However, this shameless technique is usually used in stealing female corpses and reselling yin relatives, and those who do this work usually don't have long eyes on the buttocks groove when they give birth to children.
Let's talk about it again, as long as it is a bastard who robs the tomb and digs the grave and remembers the treasures buried in the ground by the ancestors, none of them will end well.
Yan Laocai stopped, and after Bao Houdao took out the treasure in the coffin, he originally planned to knock over Yan Laocai's coffin and let wild dogs, badgers, hedgehogs, foxes, etc. eat the corpses in their mouths. The three of them dissuaded again and again, saying that there was a way to steal, and that they had taken other people's treasures, and they should not treat their dead ancestors like this, otherwise they would definitely be thundered by the sky in the future. Wealth and glory Bao Kind-hearted haven't enjoyed enough, listening to it reasonably, but also afraid of walking on the street in the flash, alley let Lei split, think about the smoke, scorched smell, a little bit of consideration or honestly bury the good thing.
This person is a person who is willing to spend money on a girl, and he is not a miser, and he is willing to throw money at ** happiness, so he dares to throw money at the spiritual level. Bao Houdao felt like a mirror in his heart, this tomb is empty, and he can go again next time, and his life is gone.
Bao Houdao arrogantly took the stolen gold and silver, and wanted to give it to these three bald heads.
The three bald heads said that they would not accept anything.
Bao Houdao's mind turned, and he would never have imagined that this person who walked the earth immortal had such a chivalrous heart, and in this world, the Bao family's thousands of acres of land were only this valley. The brothers who depended on each other were also killed by the impermanence ghost, and these three life-saving benefactors were as old as himself, and he had the idea of righteousness at that time. As soon as this proposal was made, the three bald heads agreed.
The next day, when I saw the sunshine, I got drunk in the best restaurant in Qi County, and went straight to Changzhi Erxian Village. (Erxianzhuang, the hometown of Shan Xiongzhong, the great hero of the late Sui Dynasty, Qin Qiong sold horses, and there is still an old site.) )
As soon as I entered the gate of Erxian Village, there was a thunderbolt in the sky, which was deafening.
It seems that the second brother is very unwelcoming to their grave robbers.
Regardless of whether the second brother is happy or not, he has come to your thousand-year-old Zhongyi Hall anyway. The four of them knelt under the clay sculpture of Second Brother Shan staring at the round eyes, and swore to worship the grass. Walking to the earth immortals worship the son, regardless of the size of the rank, whoever is the eldest brother of the earth immortal ancestor will also be unhappy, just simply call the other party so-and-so, and know in his heart that it is enough to form a brotherly alliance, and everything must be done with one heart, whether you want money, you can't lose your oath.
These three people are: Du Tianzhou and Song Ergou (no big name, called it like this since childhood.) ), Hua Qianyu.
Du Tianzhou played a little clever and detached, and at the age of sixteen, he was admitted to the former Ming Xiucai, but he died in the Ming Dynasty and became the Qing Dynasty.
In the war, the fame is gone, and the home is gone, unlike Bao Houdao, a wealthy family from which no one moves casually in the war, considering the pressure from all sides, and if you can persuade the city not to slaughter, it is another matter if you can rule the world.
Du Tianzhou was forced to worship a master to make a living, and after three or five years, the master was attacked by red-haired zombies in an inverted fight, and hung up. Du Tianzhou is literate and hyphenated, and his memory is real, and the master's feng shui secret art is well versed in his chest, and he has achieved great success. Then they made an appointment with Song Ergou and Hua Qianyu, who grew up together, and the three of them started this unfounded business of walking immortals.
Those who walk the immortals do not accumulate wealth, they spend it when they have it, and they steal it when they don't, and this kind of wealth cannot be accumulated.
Passing by Yan Laocai's grave that night, it was really accidental.
It can only be said that Bao Houdao's life should not be extinguished, the first 30 years of doing what he wants, the last 30 years of hard work, everything is arranged by God, looking unintentional, in fact, it is the flow of clouds and flying accounts, just pull it down, and make a mistake with an abacus bead, then it is not your life.
Fight with the sky, fight with the earth.
But he can't fight for his life.
dare to change the sun and the moon into a new sky, but he can't let the sky change his face.
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