63 A hornet's nest that you can't mess with
"Not good!" He Jun told the truth, "Can we afford to provoke the hornet's nest?" ”
He Jun really didn't feel very good.
The time traveled is not short, but until now, everyone still knows very little about this era, and the giant bee is one of the dangerous creatures that several people have confirmed, and the idea of fighting this thing is almost like death.
Douzi exhaled a mouthful of turbidity: "I don't think it's a good idea too, but can we fight anything other than bugs?" Every time I think of the giant bee, I think of Junko, damn it, damn it! ”
He Jun looked back at the frustrated beans: "Where did you see the hive?" ”
"It's inside." Douzi pointed to the jungle, "Not far from the waterhole, hanging from the tree, it's a big one." ”
"What does it look like? Like a modern one? He Jun's interest was aroused, "Maybe what you see is a beehive." ”
Douzi was surprised: "Are there any bees at this time?" "The bees of this era are certainly much larger than the modern bees, and if they are really stung a few times, they are no lighter than being stung by a wasp.
"I don't know about that, I'm just going to say it in passing." He Jun shrugged his shoulders with a smile and glanced back at the lake, "I have read in the book that it is said that when a bear in the northeast encounters a honeycomb, it will find mud and paste the honeycomb as a whole, and when all the bees in the honeycomb are suffocated, then open the honeycomb and eat honey." ”
Honey is the only natural food that can be stored for a long time, and it can be fully digested by the human body with very little residue, if you can get a batch of honey......
He Jun didn't fight the giant bee's idea.
"What? Impossible, right? Are bears so smart? Douzi's eyes widened as big as brass bells.
"I always thought it was true when I was a kid, but now I'm a grown up." He Jun smiled slyly, "It doesn't matter if it's real or fake, the important thing is that I think this method can be done, so I asked you what the situation of the hive is." ”
Douzi showed a strange expression that couldn't tell whether he was crying or laughing, and snorted inexplicably: "That beehive hangs at least more than twenty meters high, let alone the size of two cars, how much mud can paste such a big nest?" ”
"Then there is no way!" He Jun said, "If it is a little lower, it may be fine to light a fire under the hive." ”
Douzi's expression froze suddenly, and then he knew that He Jun thought of more than one way.
All the men present, Liangzi under the car took off his essence, revealing a body of fine skin and white flesh, and used three buckets of water in a row, which was almost washed.
His arms and legs were thin and dry, and he couldn't carry a bucket of water at all, so they were all awkward to help him fetch water.
It wasn't until Ryoko finished washing that she awkwardly poured a bucket of water into the back of the car and cleaned up the evidence of peeing her pants.
Douzi said condescendingly: "This place has been polluted by Liangzi, go upstream to fetch water when you go!" ”
"Nonsense!" Ryoko raised her fist in protest, "I didn't enter the water again, besides, there is pollution, and the polluted water has long been drained." ”
"I don't care so much, anyway, I just can't fetch water here!" Bean said the scoundrel.
Awkwardly carrying an empty bucket in one hand, looking up at the beans on the roof of the car, scratching the back of his sweat-soaked head and saying, "I've been here for several buckets of water before you tell me, and there's a fart?" ”
The beans were so angry that they almost didn't fall off the roof of the car.
Liangzi said loudly: "Don't worry about him, it's great to walk a few more steps into the water, he doesn't drink and he is thirsty, let's both drink." ”
"You don't care about your own pee, I can't stand it!" Awkward refused on the spot without hesitation.
He didn't think it when Douzi didn't say it, but when he heard Douzi say that, he almost didn't throw the bucket in his hand into the water.
Liangzi's cheeks twitched: "What are you taboo about?" This water is flowing out of the forest, and I don't know how many animals in the forest drink and pee in the river, and you are so clean that you are dying of thirst. ”
It was rare for him to say so many words in one breath, and in one sentence, Douzi and Awkward looked at each other and froze together.
He Jun snickered in his heart, coughed lightly and said: "In this world, you can't live if you're serious, haven't you heard such a sentence?" Out of sight is clean, it's amazing, go back and boil it and drink it, won't it be over? ”
Douzi grinned and said, "I still can't turn this corner!" ”
That's not thirsty for you!
He Jun said in his heart.
He once watched a few former soldiers chatting in a chat group, and it is said that one of them was so thirsty that he encountered a horse's hoof print on a simple dirt road with a little water, and he sucked it all into his mouth without thinking about it.
Normally, no one would drink such water, but they were so thirsty that they could even drink their own urine, let alone the stream water that seemed to be fine.
"Hmph, you guys are particular, I'll drink it myself!" Ryoko put on his coat and blocked the white flesh that didn't look like a man at all, but he couldn't help the wet pants, and after thinking for a while, he took a few steps downstream with his pants and scrubbed his bare ass to death.
Now that every house has a washing machine, he's never done his own laundry, but there's a first time for everything, isn't it?
He Jun stood on the roof of the car with emotion, if he hadn't seen his third leg with his own eyes, he really couldn't believe that the guy with such a good skin was actually a man.
Douzi glanced at Ryoko playfully, and suddenly yelled: "There is a situation, get in the car quickly!" ”
He Jun jumped off the roof of the car without thinking, and was the first to get into the car, as agile as a cheetah on the African savannah.
The awkward reaction was not slow, and as soon as the bucket was thrown, he turned around and jumped into the car, and the monkey was not as light as him.
Ryoko, who was pouting and washing her pants, jumped up like a rabbit with an arrow, and flew into the car, and the speed was not slow, and she closed the door almost awkwardly.
Beanzi laughed unbridled from the roof of the car, and the three people who got into the car stared at each other, and suddenly realized that Beanzi hadn't run into the car at all!
"Douzi, you don't want to mess up!" Ryoko yelled angrily.
It's okay to joke about it in any way, but in this place, it's all about shouting,
Awkwardly picked up the bucket and said hatefully: "It's okay now, the bucket is thrown on the bath water of Liangzi, Douzi, can you have a snack?" ”
"Alas!" Ryoko jumped up violently, and ran to the water's edge, "My pants, pants-"
It turned out that he was so frightened that he just ran back and threw his pants into the water, but the pants fell into the water and had already floated out with the current for more than ten or twenty meters.
Beans laughed even louder.