Chapter 295: The Battle of Paper Cloth Mountain
readx;?“ , you're a real traitor, what, old rules, I'm doing all my job, I'm in charge of attacking, you just have to save your little beauty. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" The fat man swept the mourning stick in his hand, leaned at the reckless man, and said with a disdainful face.
"What the fuck are you two talking about, are I farting when I speak, fuck, quickly threw the guy in his hand, knelt down, and was stunned." When the reckless man saw my fat man muttering, he didn't seem to be using him as a dish, so he couldn't help but be annoyed and angry, and shouted at us with his eyes open, and at the same time tightened the arm that was holding Shen Han's neck menacingly.
"Okay, okay, don't be anxious, I'll kneel, can't I kneel, what, everyone is out to mix, ask for money and don't ask for anger, if you have anything to say, it's over, why bother to use knives and guns, that's not good." The fat man began to slowly bend his knees and kneel, and threw the mourning stick in his hand diagonally upward, which means that you see that I have thrown all my weapons, how sincere I am.
While the fat man and the reckless man were dealing with each other, I also knelt down, but my eyes were fixed on the reckless man's every move, and my whole body tensed, like a full bow.
At this moment, as the mourning stick in the fat man's hand was thrown upward, the reckless man's eyes rolled, and he subconsciously glanced at the black mourning stick, just a glance, but for me and the fat man, who were already ready to go, this glance was enough.
I saw that the fat man, whose knees were almost touched to the ground, quickly jumped up like a spring, and caught the falling mourning stick with his right hand, and then rolled forward to the feet of the reckless man, and the weeping stick in his right hand hit the reckless man's left foot wearing gray Nike travel shoes like lightning.
I don't know how hard the fat man's stick worked, but judging from the fact that the mourning stick in the fat man's hand smashed directly through the surface of the reckless man's left foot and fell half a foot into the ground, it was powerful enough to kill an African bison.
The reckless man's left foot was suddenly hit hard, and after a scream, he didn't even have a chance to watch the soles of his feet turn into white bones, and his feet directly turned into a cloud of black mist, turning into invisible.
Taking advantage of the fact that the reckless man's body was crooked after his left foot was beheaded, and the right hand holding the ice hammer was also raised outward, I rubbed my body up, threw out the iron chain with my right hand that had already emitted black gas, and wrapped the ice hammer in the reckless man's hand, and then pulled it hard, and the ice trowel in the reckless man's hand flew away.
Seeing that the reckless man no longer had the murder weapon, my heart was relieved, at least Shen Han would not be in much danger for the time being, but I didn't dare to be careless, because I had already seen that the reckless man's left fingernails that strangled Shen Han's neck had begun to grow violently, and he was trying to pierce Shen Han's neck with those sharp nails.
Fuck your uncle, if you want to talk about nails, do you dare to get an axe in front of the unbroken Kai Ye and me, it's really beyond my strength, thinking of this, my heart moved, and the five scalpel-like nails in my right hand instantly popped up.
Just when I was about to use the five fingernails that glowed with cold light like wolf teeth to give the reckless man a life lesson of "there are ghosts outside the ghosts, there are heavens outside the sky, don't compare your feet with the national football team, don't compare your household registration with your sister", I saw Shen Han take advantage of the moment when the ice hammer in the reckless man's hand was knocked away by me, and clasped the reckless man's left wrist with his left hand, grabbed the reckless man's hair with his right hand, grabbed the reckless man's hair, and then the right leg moved forward into a lunge, and the left leg was raised backwards, and at the same time the two hands cooperated with the waist to exert force, he carried the reckless man who was not weaker than the fat man on his back, and then slammed it down, piercing the reckless man's head directly into the cold and hard ice cap.
As far as Shen Han's nirvana of "upside-down onions" is concerned, if it were an ordinary man, it would definitely be a head broken on the spot and the blood flow would hang up directly, why, hey, just at this moment, not only can the hard skull be hit into a crushed fracture, but the fragile cervical vertebrae will inevitably break inch by inch, even if he is lucky enough to survive, he is a high paraplegia, it is better to die.
However, at this moment, we are in the underworld, and the reckless man is also a powerful ghost in the evil underworld, so although Shen Han's hot hand made me and the fat man involuntarily touch the back of our necks, but just when we thought that this reckless man who didn't know whether to live or die would definitely be scattered and die an ugly death this time, a scene that made us jaw-dropping happened again:
Just when Shen Han slammed him headfirst to the ground, this guy actually shrugged his shoulders and shrank the ghost head that was three flat and four not round, just like an old nest melon, into his chest, so that although the reckless man's shoulders were twisted and deformed by the hard ice sheet, the reckless man actually suffered not much damage, or at best, it was just a little skin trauma.
This unexpected ending made me and the fat man, and Shen Han all stunned for a while, this way of playing is too fucking shameless, more shameless than the "shredded potatoes" that a group of old men scratched each other's faces with their fingernails when they fought, what is this, it's too gang'er (Northeast dialect: Zhiqi and blood), is it still a pure man standing and peeing.
However, the feeling of grabbing the body of a man without a head must have been very unpleasant and very embarrassing, so after seeing that the reckless man played the hooligan style of shrinking the turtle, Shen Han threw the body of the guy on the ground with a look of disgust.
At this time, the fat man came over with a mourning stick, and kicked the body of the reckless man lying on the ground and playing with the dead dog: "Fuck you, show your head, let's chat, hurry up." ”
"I'm not going out, what the do you like, grass and mud horses, if you can come in, I'll count you ruthless,." There was an urn screaming and scolding from the reckless man's stomach, and it seemed that the guy had a hard mouth, and he was not afraid of us at all.
"Fuck ......" The fat man was so angry with the shameless and scoundrel that his eyes were blue, swollen and red, and white, just like the Smurfs eating poisonous mushrooms, they were not lustful.
"Okay, you can't come out and still call me (Northeast dialect: shouting, provocative) right, okay, I'm so big, I'm not scared to death by ghosts, and I can still be played to death by you, don't you put a meat head with me, pretending to die rather than give in, okay, anyway, it's still growing this day, I can't do anything, just play." As he spoke, the dead fat man stared at a pair of strange eyes, picked up the mourning stick in his hand and pumped it towards the reckless man's body.
That's right, the dead fat man is really pumping with that cold and hard mourning stick, instead of smashing the reckless man's body, you think, how hard it must be, that voice, "piapia", my heart is turning over when I hear it, forget it, I'm soft-hearted, I can't see this, I'd better turn around and wait for the fat man to whip the corpse and then turn around.
Let's say that the dead fat man slashed the back, buttocks, and thighs of the reckless man with a mourning stick, and he was so tired that his head was full of white smoke, and he looked like he was sweating.
Of course, the reckless man who was abused by the fat man was no better, not only screaming loudly and lowly, but also covered in criss-crossing black branding, and black smoke with a burnt smell kept coming out of his body.
"I'm damn you, aren't you hard-mouthed, okay, I'll make up enough eighty-one, and then give you seven free strokes, make up an auspicious number, let your soul fly away, and never be reborn." The fat man habitually stuck out his tongue to puff his breath, while counting the purple-black burnt marks left by the mourning stick on the reckless man's body, and his mouth was still hateful and scolding.
"Oh, you've the police, it's really jb black, okay, I'm convinced, let's nag, okay." It seems that the reckless man is indeed a little unable to hold on, just the fat man's Ula hammer, not to mention the terrible ghost who has lost a foot, is the black and white impermanence that runs rampant in the two worlds of yin and yang, and no one is convinced by peeing on his back, and he has to be pulled and peed.
Seeing that the reckless man had softened in begging for mercy, and that we wanted to ask him what other powerful ghosts or traps or forbidden places were on this paper mountain, the fat man stopped beating and waited for the reckless man's head to come out of his neck before interrogating.
The reckless man's head came out of his neck with a frown, and as soon as he showed his head, he bared his teeth and grinned bitterly at the fat man: "I jumped into the well with your child or cuckolded you, you have to ruin me before you can stop it, right, where did I offend you, you and I are not finished,." ”
"Since ancient times, good and evil have not been separated, you evil ghosts have done all kinds of evil in your lifetime, and you can't count the fucking things you did in the township, you took off your socks and the toes of your six fingers, right, you don't fucking look like a thing, you didn't go to the police station to beat the police when you were alive, otherwise why are you so fucking familiar with the number of ways the police beat people, I'm a fairy in my day." The fat man scolded with a little of the reckless man's nose with a mourning stick.
"Say, what kind of territory is this paper clothes mountain, what are some things in it, if we want to cross the mountain, what do we need to pay attention to, eh, if you want to buy road money, don't mention it as soon as possible, mention me when you scold the street, except for money, you open up and say, say." The fat man pointed at the reckless man with a sad face with a mourning stick, and said in a fierce voice.
I said...... What do you want me to say, big brother, all the people in this paper cloth mountain are some scum who have done bad things in life, and after death, they know that it is hopeless to be reincarnated again, in order not to be caught by the ghost and thrown into the oil pot hell to suffer from the frying, they hide here, continue to bully those weak ghosts, they have no humanity at all, you want to pass this paper clothes mountain, and take this beautiful female ghost, even if you are willing to spend money, those powerful ghosts may not be willing to let you go, not to mention that you are still ...... Hehe" The reckless man looked at the fat man who didn't mention money and hurt his feelings, and laughed and stopped talking.
I looked at the fat man, and then at the reckless man who thought that the two of us were a dime and an iron rooster, he was really dumb and ate coptis, and he couldn't tell if he was bitter.
nnd, although our little brother is not a rich second generation who spends a lot of money, but they are not so stingy, it's just that this reckless man knows that when we come to the underworld this time, it's like a bathhouse bathing, and we didn't bring it, and we came clean and slippery, and we didn't think about emergency disaster prevention with some gold and silver buns and paper money.
"That's not right, you cats are here to plague the ghosts, and those ghosts won't come to deal with you, what's the matter, you give those ghosts a monthly offering, paralyzed, why is the government also starting justice, grandma has a leg." The fat man's mouth is really broken, so he asks about everything.
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