Chapter 61: Fake Drama Really Done
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"Boy, how can you do this to your wife?!"
"That's right, it's just a tea bowl, what's the big deal?!"
"Young people are angry, but you can't go too far, right?!"
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"I said......" Buchen was scolded by a group of people full of black lines, he tried his best to confess, saying that the other party was not his wife, but an assassin who came to kill him, but no one believed him, people had preconceived that he was a scumbag who bullied his wife. In fact, the main reason why people don't believe him is that assassins are too far away from their lives, for the common people, that kind of thing is at most seen in ancient books or dramas, and in reality, most people don't believe that they will appear around them, and it's ridiculous to say that a girl who looks soft and weak is an assassin or something, isn't it? Although this girl will do light work.
"Xianggong, the slave family knows that he has done something wrong and broke Xianggong's beloved tea bowl, but Xianggong can't deny the slave family, that's too chilling!" The "shopkeeper" is still performing hard.
"Boy, you've lost your conscience!"
"Hit him!"
Looking at the pitiful appearance of the "shopkeeper", and then looking at Buchen's hateful appearance of not admitting his mistakes, the crowd completely broke out, they picked up some cooking cakes, chicken cakes, and even fried noodles with soup from the stall next to them, and smashed them towards Buchen!
Buchen was smashed by these things and ran on the roof, shouting that he was wronged, but people just didn't believe him, even if he said flowers.
"Hmph, fight with me?!" The "shopkeeper" smiled proudly unnoticed, turned around and wanted to take advantage of the chaos to escape.
"Stop y'all of you!" Buchen has been paying attention to the "shopkeeper" with his spare eyes, and when he saw that he wanted to slip away, he immediately couldn't help it, and shouted sharply.
"Boy, what are you going to do if we don't stop?"
"yes, what do you want?"
People questioned angrily.
Buchen's cheeks twitched, these people are just a group of people who don't know the ~ truth and have been instigated, he can't kill them, right? But if you don't get rid of them, the "shopkeeper" will run away! The other party wanted to kill him tonight without injustice or hatred, and he was accused by a thousand husbands, losing face, and he hated him so much, but this is the only thing he absolutely cannot tolerate!
"I want to apologize to my mother!" Buchen also let go, and jumped off the roof with a leg.
Everyone didn't expect the attitude of this thing to change so quickly, and they couldn't help but be stunned in place.
No, he didn't talk nonsense with them, forcibly squeezed through the crowd and walked towards the "shopkeeper"!
"Lady, my husband is sincerely here to apologize to you, there are so many villagers as witnesses, you can't run away anymore?" Buchen gritted his teeth and said.
The "shopkeeper" who wanted to slip away couldn't help but lose her face when she saw this scene, but at least half of everyone's attention was focused on her at this time, and it was not so easy for her to leave again.
But then the "shopkeeper" regained her composure, yes, it is difficult for her to leave now, but in front of the public, she doesn't believe that she dares to kill her!
"Xianggong, do you mean it really? Do you really want to kowtow to me and apologize? The "shopkeeper" asked with a touched face.
Buchen almost blew up his lungs and kowtowed to apologize? Don't even think about it!
"The lady is too worried, the husband is not the one who can't tell the time, place and occasion, and the lady is so virtuous, I don't think I will let the husband do this, right?" As he spoke, Buchen quickly approached the "shopkeeper".
"You're ......!" The "shopkeeper" saw that Buchen was getting closer and closer, and turned around and wanted to run, but the crowd had already circled them at this time, and there was no place to run, although for her who had light skills, she could still walk by stepping on the shoulders of the head, but at the same time, Buchen could also chase her wantonly, and for her who was not as endurance as Buchen, this was no different from not running.
"Cocooning yourself!" Buchen looked at the somewhat pale face of the "shopkeeper" and sneered in his heart.
In the blink of an eye, Buchen walked up to the "shopkeeper".
"You...... You still don't apologize? The shopkeeper's lips trembled, but he still pretended to be calm and said.
"Don't worry, lady, apologize for your husband!" Buchen grinned, and before the words fell, he suddenly took a step forward, bullied the "shopkeeper" in front of him, stretched out his arm and hugged him tightly into his arms, and kissed the other party's lips with his mouth!
"Hmm!" The shopkeeper never dreamed that Buchen would do this, and he was so shocked that he forgot to use the bone shrinking skill to escape.
If you don't do it, you don't do it, since the kisses are all kisses, then he might as well do it more seriously! So he stretched out his tongue and pried open the teeth of the "shopkeeper", wrapped around the other party's lilac tongue and savored it!
The "shopkeeper" finally reacted and wanted to struggle, but he didn't want to suddenly stretch out a hand and press the back of her head, and kissed her passionately!
"Dian Xiaoer" now really has a feeling of bitterness that can't be said, being forcibly kissed, or crazy tongue kissing in front of the public, she is a girl's house in the end, at this time she is ashamed to find a crack in the ground to get into, but Buchen grabbed her too tightly, so that even if she wants to use bone shrinking skills to get out, it is very difficult!
And, I don't know why, and I don't know when it started, she suddenly felt that it seemed good to be hugged and kissed by the kid in front of her......
"Hmm!"
For a long time, the lips parted.
"Shopkeeper" fell on Buchen's shoulder and gasped, at this time she had lost the strength and willingness to break free.
Buchen looked at the big beauty lying on his chest, paralyzed, with crimson cheeks and silky eyes, and laughed proudly: "Hmph, you dare to fight with Uncle Ben!" ”
"Damn you!" "Shopkeeper" lowered his head and didn't look at him, but he didn't mean to use the bone shrinking skill to flash people, "You...... You took someone's first kiss, but you're responsible! ”
Buchen's cheeks twitched, and he slandered in his heart: "Is there a mistake, if you kiss it, you won't get pregnant, and you will bear the responsibility of Ni Mei!" ”
But then the "shopkeeper" chuckled lightly and said, "I'm joking with you, don't care." ”
Buchen breathed a sigh of relief, but his behavior made the "shopkeeper" angry again.
"Are you still unwilling to be responsible for a beautiful woman like my aunt and grandmother?!" She looked up and stared into Buchen's eyes.
Buchen was uncomfortable with her eyes, so he could only turn his head: "That's not it, it's just, it's just that there are already four ...... in my family."
The "shopkeeper" was startled, and said with a stammer: "I don't see it, you are not very old, but you have a lot of wives, and you actually have four wives and concubines?!" ”
"This ......" Buchen has a few black lines hanging down from his head, what do you ask him to say? The elf sisters still refuse to go to his bed, the little cat girl is his maid, and she is very closely watched by Fei Fei, only Xiaoxi can eat, but Xiaoxi is just an artificial intelligence, and there is no physical one in reality. These four girls said that they were their wives and concubines, and it was really a bit reluctant.
"It's just a big flower! Auntie, I can't commit to people like you! The "shopkeeper" struggled again.
"Don't move, others are still watching!" Buchen looked around and found that the people were all looking at them in amazement, and they still hadn't come back to their senses.
"So what do you say?" "The shopkeeper" asked angrily.
"Uh, no, let's keep acting, lady?" Buchen proposed with a wry smile.
"That's it." "Shopkeeper" sighed helplessly, who let this be her own game?
"Lady, do you still blame your husband?" Buchen asked loudly in a sincere tone.
"Xianggong is too messy, so many people are watching, it's really embarrassing to be a slave!" The "shopkeeper" hurriedly cooperated.
To tell the truth, Buchen's behavior just now was not only completely out of the expectations of the "shopkeeper", but also completely beyond the expectations of the people, this is the Eastern Kingdom Seris, not the Western Continent, hugging and hugging each other in public, hugging and kissing or something, this is simply crazy, and it also involves moral issues, this is immoral!
Even though these people are all looking at what has just happened without blinking, if you ask them, they will definitely answer that they are looking critically! That's right, it's just to look at it critically, otherwise why would they not let go of a single detail just now? They are here to imprint this immoral behavior in their minds and to alert themselves!
"Mother, what were these two brothers and sisters doing just now? It looks like it's fun, can I do the same with Xiao Zi next door? A little boy asked his mother innocently, his big eyes flashing with longing little stars, apparently her mother had just been so engrossed in watching that she had forgotten to blindfold him.