readx;?“ Join the Cult of the Holy Father? ”

The proposal of the Holy Son David made Han Biao pause, moused the hedgehog-like scumbag on his chin, and clicked the cigar silently, while Ito Yun and Ito Yue, who were sitting on the side, couldn't help but glance at the Holy Son David, with vigilance in their eyes. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ**

"Really, no?"

Sensing the defensive eyes of the two Ito clan heirs, the Holy Son David sighed with a wry smile, this Hambio's current identity is really too hot, the Lord of the Star Ring, the leader of the "Wasteland Warband", the head of the "Demon Warband", and the president of the "Gamma Group"... Even if this Excellency himself is willing to join the Holy Father's Religion, I am afraid that this matter is not something that he can decide personally, right?

"It is rumored that old man, you are a member of the Mysterious Mutant Sect of the Titanium Civilization of the Eastern Star Field, similar to our Heavenly Father Sect and the Holy Father Sect, based on our current relationship, can you introduce you to your sect called "Buddha Sect"? Maybe I can learn from and learn how to run a denomination, and in this respect, after all, I am too far from the Holy Father and the cardinal archbishops..."

“… Joining "Holy Father's Religion" seems to be fun? ”

Han Biao, who didn't know what he was thinking about while smacking his cigar, came back to his senses, looked at the stunned David with interest, and said with a smile: "Bullshit "Buddhism", that's just my casual nonsense, and they mistakenly thought I was a member of the mysterious sect, but the 'experience' of managing the sect... Hey! ”

Han Biao smiled evilly, and leaned his big face in front of the Holy Son David: "If I join the Holy Father Sect, what identity do you plan to give me?" ”

"Pope."

The Holy Son David said calmly, obviously thinking about the answer for a long time.

originally thought that he could do a position like a "cardinal archbishop", but as a result, they directly gave up the throne of the boss, Han Biao couldn't help but stammer, and began to get serious, thinking about why he would let the Holy Son David make such a decision.

"Have you thought about it? Once the Pope is given up to me, then the Holy Father's Church will not be the current Holy Father's Religion. Han Biao stared into the eyes of the Holy Son David, trying to discern his intentions.

The Holy Son David smiled bitterly again: "Even if I don't give up the position of Pope to you, is the current "Holy Father's Religion" the "Holy Father's Religion"?" ”

The two of them had a dialogue like a meditation machine, which made the giant dog, Xiao Bobi and Erya next to them full of sleepiness, and they couldn't understand the mouth!

Han Biao laughed: "I think you know, in fact, you don't need to worry so much..."

"I know!" The Holy Son David also nodded and said with a smile: "I just want to be more at ease." ”

"Alright! That's what you asked for! Don't regret it then! Han Biao smiled evilly, and nodded at the Holy Son David with his finger holding a thick cigar: "However, if I come to be the boss of the "Holy Father's Religion", it is not the Pope, and the position of Pope should be left to the old man of Saint Laurent!" ”

The Holy Son David was stunned: "Not the Pope?" That..."

"Reform! Sectarian reform! I'm going to change the Church of the Holy Father to my own! ”

Han Biao waved his big hand and made a very great man's "pointing the country" posture, that is, the cigar that was still smoking between his fingers was too damaging to the image: "So, I want to be the 'Pope'!" Does it sound more imposing than 'Pope'? ”

The Holy Son David and Ito Yun and Ito Yue, who could understand next to him, broke out in a cold sweat, this one is really not polite, as soon as they invited you to join the sect, you were thinking about taking the sect for themselves... Well, although the Son David also meant this, but why don't you be subtle?

The Holy Son David said cautiously: "Since you have been invited to serve as the pope, then the reform of the sect is also inevitable, but I don't know what the position of this 'pope' is?" ”

"The Pope... It's the emperor of the sect! ”

Han Biao snorted and stuffed the cigar into his mouth, bit it with his teeth, and said with a cruel smile: "All sects must be under the control of Lao Tzu, and those who don't accept it are all cults!" Those who join the cult are all infidels! The infidels are all in need to be cleaned up and purified! The first thing Lao Tzu did when he came to power was to launch a religious holy war against the "Heavenly Father's Religion" and completely purge them! ”

Ito Yun and Ito Moon covered their faces with their hands, and as expected, the style of this Excellency is still so simple and rude! Although it works. But a war maniac became the pope of religion... Is he planning to conquer the universe?

And the Holy Son David broke out in a cold sweat at first, and after gradually understanding the meaning of Han Biao's words, his eyes couldn't help but glow with fanatical light.

"Hmmm! First of all, we need to start with the internal structure of the sect! Ignoring the feelings of others, Han Biao directly regarded himself as the Pope, racking his brains and began to recall anything he knew about religion.

“… Since the old man Saint Laurent has been the pope for so long, and now this sect is called "The Church of the Holy Father", then the highest mascot of our sect is him, well, the quota of the Holy Father is easy to manage, who is the wife of the old man Saint Laurent? Belch... There is no wife in this era, and the tragedy is awkward! That Our Lady is temporarily vacant! David, you continue to be your holy son, and before the old man Saint Laurent returns, you will be the divine mascot of the sect, the Holy Maiden..."

Han Biao's eyes rolled, and he picked up the second girl: "It's the second girl!" ”

Because Han Biao said it too quickly, the Holy Son David had to turn on the personal terminal on his wrist to record, and when he heard the words, he glanced at the second girl who was blinking ignorantly, and nodded: "Miss Hanerya, as a 'holy woman', is no problem. ”

He knows the origin of Erya better than anyone else, and like him, the so-called "Holy Son", Erya was originally created by those cardinal archbishops in order to replace his position.

It's just that because of the incompleteness of "Re-creation Technology", Erya's perfect warrior gene prototype could not produce self-core consciousness, and it was not until it fell into the hands of Han Biao that he truly became a "sub-human" with self-core consciousness after secondary training.

From a genetic point of view, Erya, the "holy daughter", is more perfect and powerful than him, the "holy son", so in terms of identity, it is most suitable for Erya to act as a holy woman. It's just that the bloody reputation of this "holy woman"... In response to David's questioning, Han Biao waved his hand: "What's this, as a holy son, it's good to play the role of your 'loving', and Erya, as a 'saint', must take on the role of 'strict', the two of you are like a hand, you are the 'palm', responsible for a friendly and friendly handshake, and Erya is the 'back of the hand', responsible for shaving the big ears of the guys who don't like the eyes." ”

Everyone broke out in a cold sweat again, and there was such an explanation?

“… As for the 'saints', I intend to create twelve institutions, and the heads of these twelve institutions of the denomination automatically have the status of 'saints', well, we can also call them the twelve disciples in the service of the Father, the Virgin, the Son, and the saints! ”

Han Biao smiled evilly: "To put it simply, they are called 'Servants of the Holy People', and they will form a management body similar to the political fu, responsible for the operation of the entire sect!" ”

Everyone listened attentively, Han Biao looked at them, and found that no one had any doubts, so he scratched his bald head, and then said, "Uh... Well, these twelve disciples will replace the original position of the 'Twelve Cardinal Archbishops', and the original 'College of Cardinals' will be changed to the 'Prince's Council', and those who have made outstanding contributions to the sect in the future can become the 'priesthood princes' of the sect, with the right to advise, but not the right to administer. ”

Well, this is a precautionary measure to deprive the high authorities of the threat to the sect itself, to avoid a case similar to the twelve cardinal archbishops of the Heavenly Father, the Holy Son David nodded and recorded it.

“… Further down, there are the 'cardinals, cardinals, archbishops, bishops, priests, priests' assigned to the various dioceses, eh? I don't understand what these positions are for? Uh, okay, I'll explain. ”

Han Biao knew that was actually the point, and the nong made up by Hu Luàn came out of a system, so he had to make it up blindly: "Theoretically speaking, priests and priests are the lowest priesthoods in the sect, and when the time comes, I will arrange for someone to build a 'church' within the Star Ring first, and we will spread the church all over the star field like a commissary, so as to ensure that every block, every city, every planet, and every galaxy is shrouded in our sect network!" So that the congregation can always find the church as if it were a public toilet! ”

The Holy Son David was sweating profusely when he heard this, not frightened, but excited, Xiao Ji Zhuomi lowered his head and recorded quickly on the personal terminal for a while, and then raised his head and looked at Han Biao in adoration, how did you say this guy came up with these things?

"A church is responsible for the missionary task of one or several blocks, which is run by several priests, who, in consideration of the staffing problem, have the right to admit believers into the church, and to allow them to select 'monks' and 'nuns' from among the faithful as assistants... Mouth? What is the difference between a monk and a nun, you ask? ”

"Well, it's no different, the man is a monk, the woman is a nun... If you feel that it is difficult to distinguish between priority and priority, the pastor of a church is divided into three levels: 'senior, intermediate, and junior', with one senior pastor responsible for managing the affairs of the church, two intermediate pastors who are responsible for the daily affairs of the church, and four junior pastors who are responsible for dealing with believers. ”

Han Biao looked at the Holy Son David, who was getting more and more serious, and began to sweat, he just said casually on a whim, and suddenly the whole system could be perfected, but looking at the Holy Son David with fanatical eyes, he was embarrassed to say, "I haven't thought about it yet, I'll tell you when I think about it!" This kind of words can only be braided with a hard bite on the back of the head.

"Uh... The priest is responsible for managing all the church affairs of a city, which is also divided into two levels: 'priest and high priest', the high priest is responsible for managing the general affairs of the church in the whole city, and the priest is responsible for assisting in the management, and some high, middle, and junior priests are arranged for them to be assistants..."

"Higher than the high priest is the 'bishop', the bishop is responsible for the teaching affairs of a planet, the archbishop is responsible for the teaching affairs of a galaxy, the cardinal is responsible for the teaching affairs of a constellation circle, the cardinal is responsible for the teaching affairs of a star field, and then there is the pope, who oversees the teaching affairs of all star fields, and then up..."

Han Biao counted the day with his fingers, and grinned: "Above that is me, Pope!" Govern all institutions, parishes, and departments of the entire denomination! Wowha! ”

No matter how sweaty everyone is, they know that this guy's dictatorial nature is impossible to let go of power.

After sorting out the recorded things, the Holy Son David nodded: "In other words, the power of the core of the sect and the diocese are separated, preventing the top from controlling the entire sect, and the dioceses clamping each other... Good way! ”

He sighed that it was because of the excessive concentration of power in "Heavenly Father" that the twelve archbishops of the Cardinal Court had the opportunity to subvert the sect.

"What is this, when the time comes, I plan to separate the 'politics and warfare' of the sect, and divide the management system and the combat power system into two systems, and the combat power system is directly responsible to the Pope, which is called 'power out of the barrel of a gun'! Although the Pope does not manage the affairs of the diocese in detail, the guys below don't want to fish either. ”

Han Biao said triumphantly: "When the time comes, a 'Guardian Knights' battle group will be established, a large number of combat personnel will be recruited, and they will be distributed to every church in each diocese, and a genetic warrior squad will be stationed in each church, and if there is any trouble, it will be suppressed directly!" Then set up a "Bright Inquisition" to deal with the mistakes of the diocese, some diehards, I plan to set up another "Dark Inquisition", and kill those who disobey the discipline..."

The cold sweat of the crowd was one after another.

"In order to encourage people to believe in religion, we can also declare to the outside world that those who join the Church can pay less taxes or be directly exempted from taxes within the Star Ring, but after joining the Church, remember to ask those believers to make 'donations' to their jurisdiction to maintain the operation of the church, so that the church can exist as a 'welfare institution', well, you can consider setting up a "Star Ring Gospel Fund" to manage these funds collected from the diocese."

Han Biao said with a holy face: "The doctrine of our sect at that time is 'all living beings are equal, there is no class in teaching', regardless of whether it is a natural person, a mutant, a clone or someone else, as long as they are willing to join our sect, they will all be exempted... Of course, it is necessary to donate 'atonement' and carry out a period of 'atonement' to obtain 'salvation', and at that time, the "Sanctuary" established by the sect will give them 'religious shelter', and any force that wants to trouble them will have to directly face the power of the Holy See. ”

Ito Yun and Ito Yue's eyes lit up, and they understood the mystery of Han Biao's move, the so-called "religious tax exemption" was actually not his own decision, the entire Star Ring economy was controlled by the "Gamma Group" under his hands, and the "Star Ring Gospel Fund" established at that time was also controlled in his hands!

Although the believers of the church can be exempted to a certain extent, they have to do it to the church. Donation', it's not better than the tax payable, but one is forcibly collected, the other is a voluntary donation, just the concept is different, those who take out the star coin from their pockets will naturally have a different mentality, with the original unwilling to pay the tax, willing to buy a spiritual comfort, people's psychological balance, and in fact, this Excellency is just the left hand out of the right hand and then has been, earning more!

The most important thing is that this protects the local merchants, isolates the foreign merchants from the "circle", although there is actually nothing extra, but the local merchants are gathered into a "group", and closely attached to the side of the sect, the most important thing is that once the merchants are condensed into a group, through the sect, they can also benefit from resource sharing and information sharing, which is more beneficial to their business.

In order to obtain tax exemption and obtain information and intelligence from the local business circle, foreign businessmen naturally have to join this circle, so that they will continue to absorb foreign forces to strengthen themselves, and continue to expand the scope of power control, it is foreseeable that once the religious system of the Star Ring is formed, it will set off a huge storm within the scope of the entire interstellar human civilization!

And the so-called "religion without class" doctrine is a killer move, although this move will cause the criminals of the pan-star domain to flock to the ring of stars, but it is invisibly to enhance the combat power of the sect, and the "atonement camp" established at that time will become the cheapest cannon fodder unit under the supervision and control of the "Knights of the Cathar" wargroup controlled by the Holy See.

What's more, those who will be attracted to join by this initiative are not only criminals, but anyone who is dissatisfied with the local management will yearn to join, in the past, they could only bear the oppression helplessly, but now, with such a "shelter", they will defect to the Star Ring without any scruples, which will invisibly enhance the power of the Star Ring.

The Holy Son David gasped, feeling that it was an extremely wise decision for him to invite this Excellency to join the Holy Father's Religion, and his previous impression of this Excellency was also extremely correct.

After thinking about it, Han Biao, who felt that he couldn't make up anything anymore, clicked his mouth and nodded: "Hmm!" That's all for now, and the task of refining these things is up to you, Your Excellency! What we need is a huge 'bright umbrella', so in the management measures of the diocese, we should hold more gatherings to unite the unity of the congregation, for example, once a week to hold a 'gospel song', let everyone sing, dance, provide some light entertainment so that they have nothing to brag about, chat, form a 'church group', and have another dinner, so that everyone can eat and drink, and have a good connection and relationship, these things are provided by the church free of charge..."

may be afraid that the Holy Son will not be able to understand what he means, and when the time comes, he will really pay for a treat out of his own pocket, Han Biao hurriedly added seriously: "Let's 'take it from the people and use it for the people'!" The funds donated by the congregation are used to give back to the congregation... But be careful, remember the wise saying 'the sheep máo is out of the sheep'..."

Everyone had to admire the dark nature of the uncrowned king, the soon-to-be-enthroned "His Majesty the Pope".

"Of course, it's all for the sake of the later plans..."

Han Biao smiled: "When the time comes, I will give it to you... No! When the time comes, I'll give the entire interstellar human race a huge surprise! Let me show you what a 'miracle' is! A religion can't operate for a long time just by relying on what I just said, and it still needs a 'faith' mouth! There is no 'faith' called a religion! ”

To be continued)