The three Qin people knelt on the ground and wept and wiped their tears, which was enough for a meal.

Sun Panzi's qualifications and experience are experienced, and he has invisibly become the backbone of everyone, he does not move forward, and everyone naturally does not dare to take a step forward.

Bao Yuan's eyes turned into a triangle, staring at the mercenary for a long time, and said in his heart: "Fool, fool, you bullshit, you fucking copper skin and iron bones are afraid of an eggplant, Lao Tzu doesn't dare to step forward, don't you dare to step forward?" Song Peng saw the three Qin people lying on the ground crying, and for a while he didn't know whether to laugh or cry, after a while, Song Peng remembered to talk to the other party: "Three brothers, His Majesty the First Emperor has been dead for 2,000 years, don't be sad, as a Great Qin courtier, it is said that the responsibility of the courtier has been fulfilled...... I think: If the First Emperor can see you sad, he will also be moved by you, and the hearts of your courtiers can show the sun and the moon...... Although he often watches costume dramas, Song Peng didn't know what to say for a while.

"Presumptuous!"

"Bold!"

The Qin people who were lying at the front suddenly stopped crying, pointed at everyone with their fingers and said coldly: "Your Majesty the First Emperor, why don't you kneel, you say that you are not a party of the Lu family, even if you are not a party of the Lu family, I think it is the remnants of the Six Kingdoms, if it is not the remnants of the Six Kingdoms, it is also the people of Fanbang Hu......"

"What a mess, idiot!"

Bao Yuan was made to cry and laugh by the other party, and thought: What the hell is the age of the god who is still engaged in this trick of leader worship, heh, is it possible that Qin Shihuang's old man is dead, and the three of you still have to follow the funeral, fuck! Bao Yuan looked at the three of them and said cynically: "I said three brothers, you guys get up." Get up, the clouds are shining. Two thousand years have passed since the sun rose and the moon set, and the three of you can't divide the Qing Dynasty. Don't sell your tears here and cry stupidly, I see that the three of you can't find the north at the bottom of Dongting Lake, get up, get up, haha! Bao Yuan's words were originally interjected when he couldn't stand this farce, but he inadvertently woke up the three Qin people.

The three Qin people crouched on the ground, looking at each other, you look at me, I look at you. Dumbfounded.

The man at the head said with a straight face: "Yes, yes, the three of us are sure of the news of the death of the First Emperor, we should worship with our backs to the south and the north, at this moment, we can't figure it out in the southeast and northwest, will the three of us worship in the wrong direction, if we worship the wrong one, this is the crime of killing the head!" Another said, "No, no." Even if the three of us are now worshipping with our backs to the south and facing the north, even if we really worship wrong, it is better than these few Fanbang, the chaotic party, and the remnants of the Six Kingdoms who don't understand etiquette......" Another person said: "No, no, no, the three of us may really worship wrong." I remember that behind me was the north, and the three of us were bowing to the south, wrong. Wrong, quickly tune back ......"

"What a mess!" Ping Sigui was happy.

"Hey, hey, hey. By the way, three dudes. What's your name? "Song Peng touched the other party as a pre-Qin civil official, and he didn't look like a military attaché.

"What's my name? Hey, I forgot! The three Qin people argued about the direction for a long time, and they didn't understand whether it was right or wrong in the end, and when they heard Song Peng ask what their name was, they were dumbfounded for a while.

"Do you remember my name?"

"You ask me what your name is, and I want to ask you what my name is."

"What's my name?"

Seeing the appearance of the three Qin people, Song Peng, Bao Yuan, Ping Sigui, Du Muqing, and Sun Panzi smiled, it seems that these three goods have indeed been trapped here for 2,000 years, and they have not forgotten Qin Shihuang, Lu Buwei, Xu Fu, Li Si, and the Six Kingdoms, but they have forgotten what they are called.

Bao Yuanxin confirmed that the three grandsons had been here for 2,000 years and were stupid, I am afraid that they only remembered Qin Shihuang, Lü Buwei, Xu Fu and a few celebrities, and even forgot what they were called, yes, can the three of them remember anything else? Bao Yuan asked with a fluke mentality: "Three brothers, it doesn't matter what the names of the three of you are or who they are, you know that you are the courtiers of Great Qin, do you say yes or no?" The three of them nodded, then slowly stood up, and said to themselves: "The three of us are naturally the courtiers of the Great Qin Dynasty and His Majesty the First Emperor, born to be the people of the Great Qin, and dead to be the ghosts of the Great Qin!" Bao Yuan asked again: "Why did Qin Shi Huang send you to the bottom of Dongting Lake?" ”

The three of them looked at each other and asked each other, "What are we doing here, do you remember?" ”

One said, "You have forgotten and come to me and asked, 'How do I know?' ”

Another person said: "Yes, yes, the three of us are confused, remember Xu Fu, remember Lü Buwei, remember the First Emperor, why can't we remember what we are doing here!" ”

Bao Yuan listened, no matter what he was afraid of or not, he said with a smile: "Three big mallets!" Idiot! Then he asked aloud: "I can't remember this, I can't remember that, yes, what do you three remember?" Remember Qin Shi Huang's unification of the six countries, remember the burning of books and the pit of Confucianism? Do you know that Chen Sheng and Wu Guang of Daze Township revolted, and do you know that Liu Bang and Xiang Yu ......"

The three Qin people hurriedly waved their hands and said: "Don't don't, don't don't, don't mention the matter of the First Emperor burning books and pit Confucianism, this kind of thing is better to forget it thoroughly, don't mention it, don't even mention it, don't even dream about it, if you let His Majesty the First Emperor know, this is going to punish the Nine Clans!" ”

Bao Yuan smiled, and said in his heart: "Feudal autocracy is really harmful, Lao Tzu just asked casually, these three goods are scared into this ball, Qin Shihuang's old man is not next to him, damn, can't you even mention it?" Bao Yuan looked into the distance, and saw a pile of stones the size of fingernails next to the three Qin people, slightly on one side, Bao Yuan asked loudly: "The three of you dare not mention the matter of Qin Shi Huang burning books and pit Confucianism, so can you tell me why Qin Shi Huang sent the three of you to the bottom of Dongting Lake?" Have the three of you been to the bottom of Liupan Mountain to find the Golden Cloth Saint? ”

One of them stepped forward, circled around Bao Yuan three times, and asked with a straight face, "Dare to ask why Your Excellency knows so much?" Although the old man can't remember what his name is, the old man was indeed a celebrity in front of His Majesty the First Emperor before, and I remember that I knew that His Majesty the First Emperor went to Liupan Mountain to find the Golden Cloth Saint, and only a few people knew, how did you know? He turned his head and asked: "The mission of the three of us is more important than our own lives, our mission is the future of the Great Qin Empire, it is not terrible for us to forget our names, but, I look at these people like this, were they in the official column in the palace of King Qin back then?" ”

Another person stepped forward, shook his head and said, "No, no, no, there were no people like them back then, the officials in the Great Qin Dynasty, the top two figures, the three of us all know in our hearts, we haven't seen these people." ”

Bao Yuan was crazy, he looked at Song Peng and said, "Old Song, yes, these three idiots are too good, you hurry up and give them a history lesson!" ”

After Song Peng was sure that the other party didn't have much malice, he found a clean stone and sat down, and said with a smile: "Come on, come on, see how ignorant you are, come on, Lao Tzu will make up for you with a lot of effort!" Song Peng paraded the sand dunes of Qin Shi Huang, died of a violent illness, Long Yuan Zhong put the corpse and salted fish together and carried back to Chang'an, the second Hu Hai succeeded to the throne, the farmers of Daze Township unveiled the uprising, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu supported the king of Chu Huai, burned the Afang Palace, and said that the Han Dynasty was four hundred years old, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty pacified the Xiongnu.

The three of them said with a look of surprise: "It seems that the four groups of people before said it well, my Great Qin Empire has fallen, and the world has changed several dynasties, Your Majesty, Your Majesty ......"

One person asked, "Is Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty more powerful than my First Emperor?" Did he pacify the Xiongnu, and the countries of the Western Regions, such as the Jingjue Kingdom, were also pacified? ”

Song Peng said with a smile: "Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is indeed very powerful, but, however, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty can't beat Qin Shi Huang, and all the countries in the Western Regions have been submerged in the long river of history, and now they are completely swallowed by the desert, becoming an incomprehensible ......."

Someone else asked: "What is the long river of history, can the desert swallow the country, ah, the world is in chaos, the world is in chaos......"

Song Peng didn't care if they listened or not, he just buried his head in the finished speech, their problems were really a headache.

From time to time, some people ask if the countries of the Western Regions are gone, why did Zheng He go to the West? Song Peng said that the Old Summer Palace was burned by the Eight-Nation Alliance, and the three of them were even more puzzled, they felt that even if Daqin was replaced by the Great Han, the strong and brave iron cavalry could be bullied by Fanbang. Let's talk about Wu Zetian and Empress Dowager Cixi, the three of them don't understand it even more, they all say that how can the world let the old ladies be the masters of the house, this is okay, and it is not Bao Yuan crying and laughing.

Bao Yuan immediately thought that Zhang Liutong came to the bottom of Dongting Lake to save people, so he asked the three people: "Do you know who is locked up at the bottom of Dongting Lake?" ”

The three people shook their heads and said: "We don't know, we only know that there is a forbidden land in front of us, we have been waiting here for many years, maybe thousands of years, the four groups of people who came before all entered the forbidden land and were killed by the Yin soldiers, we looked forward to the First Emperor to save us, but we didn't expect the First Emperor to ......"

Du Muqing asked: "So, the three of you are clear about Qin Shi Huang's tour of Dongting Lake, can you tell me about it?" ”

The three of them stared at each other in unison, and shouted loudly: "The major affairs of the world can only be discussed by men, even if my Great Qin Dynasty no longer exists, it will not be a female doll's turn to question ......."

Another person stared at Song Peng tightly: "I see that you kid has a strategy, how can you not discipline women, how can a man make a woman open his mouth when he speaks, put it in the Great Qin Dynasty, he has already slapped his mouth, and he will be beaten to death harshly." ”

Bao Yuan scolded: "Fuck you, when did you still grow up in this Great Qin Dynasty The Qin Dynasty is short, if you say it, Lao Tzu may consider taking the three of you out, if you don't answer, continue to stay here, think about it, Qin Shi Huang has died a long time ago, he doesn't care about you." You know, now men and women are equal, oh no, now women are in charge, here, my Xiaoqing is the supreme administrator, no matter who you are, her words have to be answered unconditionally, you know? ”

"Equality between men and women?" The man stepped forward and looked at Du Muqing carefully, and said, "Just kidding, how can men and women be equal, no matter how equal, women can't pee high!" ”

"Poof~" Du Muqing scolded: "Bao, cut him for the old lady, and he won't be able to cut it!" (To be continued......)