Chapter Ninety-Five: The Road to the Soul

The road to the soul is actually a path from the underworld to the yang, and the path is usually very remote, not to mention the path of the underworld, which is simply barren and ghostly.

Walking on the way back to the soul, I felt that the world was still, there was no wind, no birds, no footsteps, and we were all floating. If it weren't for the voices of the first two ghosts, I think I would have collapsed from the underworld to the yang world.

In fact, the things that ghosts talk about are the same as what people talk about, they are all adult jokes that don't matter, and from this point of view, these two ghosts must not be good ghosts.

I was listening to the jokes they were telling, and suddenly the two ghosts turned their heads at the same time and looked at me with a smile, I saw that these two ghosts behaved abnormally, and immediately stopped, looking at them nervously, looking at my scalp numb, thinking that these two ghosts don't want to eat black, right?

The difference between the two ghosts is a long black and thin black skinny, as if they came from a robbery somewhere. The other is white and fat, like a certain director. The contrast between these two ghosts is so great, I don't know how they came together.

I saw the fat ghost say to me, "Boy, how much money did you give the surname Xie?" How willing he would be to help you? He was notoriously moody. ”

I also said that the money I gave to Bai Wuchang suddenly became angry in my heart, five billion. I didn't speak, I just raised five fingers at the two ghosts.

"Five hundred million," the two ghosts said in surprise at the same time. As soon as I heard it, I thought to myself, these two ghosts are really useless, and my life will be 500 million? No wonder it's not as good as white impermanence.

When the two ghosts saw me shaking their heads, they relaxed their expressions, looked at each other and nodded, and said, "It's worth five billion, it's worth five billion, if I want five billion." ”

It was my turn to be surprised when I heard this, and I thought that the tone of these two ghosts was not small at all. Seeing my ugly expression, the black and thin ghost glanced at me and said, "Boy, Master Impermanence only charges you five billion, so you can snicker, you must know that Lord Du Guan also gave us two brothers one billion." ”

One billion is two billion, but this little ghost is not surprised at all? Thinking of this, I hurriedly asked the two ghosts, "Your appetite is not small, how much is your monthly salary?" ”

The two ghosts stretched out their hands at the same time and said to me, "We don't have a salary, we don't need to reciprocate for serving the ghosts, you have to know this." ”

Hearing this, I immediately couldn't hold back the anger in my heart, and said to the two ghosts: "Laji, just take you down, what is said like God, but actually? ”

The two ghosts smiled, slowed down and walked side by side with me, and the white fat ghost said to me: "Boy, we are poor and afraid, do you know?" A bowl of noodles in the underworld costs two million, and we can't even afford to eat a bowl of noodles, do you think we failed to get home? ”

I was surprised again, I couldn't close my mouth in surprise, I didn't expect the price of the underworld to be so high, was it too picky for Bai Wuchang and Wang Sanhe before? They don't want much.

I thought for a while and said: "Say this to your king, don't make up your mind on me, you must know that one billion of the hell coins in our world also need a thousand yuan, and I have been blackened by the surname Xie for five thousand yuan, and I really don't have it now." ”

The two ghosts were stunned, they didn't expect me to be so poor, the fat ghost suddenly put down his face and said to me: "Boy, this is your fault, if you don't give the five billion to the surname Xie, but give it to us, then our brothers can make you live a very chic life on the way back to your soul, but now you have to walk by yourself." ”

I really can't think of anything else to be chic on this silent road to the soul. Can you still let the ghost carry me back?

I was about to speak, but there was a loud bang on the Soul Returning Highway, like someone's gas tank had exploded, and I was about to be interrupted. After the loud noise, the two ghosts were almost nervous to the extreme, clenching the long stick in their hands and looking around nervously.

I'm just a geist body at this time, and I don't have any ability at all except to escape, and when I heard this voice, my nerves suddenly tensed to the extreme, and I hurriedly approached the two ghosts and asked them, "What's wrong?" Do you also use gas canisters in the underworld? ”

The two ghosts looked nervously around and said to me, "Where do I know what's wrong?" How can there be other voices on the soul road today? Boy, who else but you have a yin? ”

I shook my head in surprise and said, "Nobody, I'm just coming alone?" You mean someone has broken into the underworld again? ”

The thin ghost shook his head and said to me: "I don't know, anyway, this ghost road is not normal today, let's go quickly, you hurry back, this matter is really not easy." ”

I didn't dare to speak, so I slowly followed behind the ghost, looking around nervously. Since that loud noise, the soul road has returned to its previous appearance, surprisingly quiet, this time the silence is terrifying, but the ghost still did not relax his vigilance, still nervously looking around, walking slowly.

Suddenly, a cat meow sounded unusually miserable on the quiet way back to the soul, and at the same time it beat me and the three of us to the ghost.

The black and thin ghost immediately grabbed the long stick, stretched it forward, squatted in a standard horse step, and looked nervously ahead. After the cat's meow, the soul path fell into silence again, and I also knew that something must have happened to the soul road this time, otherwise how could there be a cat meow?

I'm really back, really, when I ate Hao Xiumin, I was seen by a ghost, which caused me to flee in fear all the way. Finally, on the way back to the soul, he was harassed by unknown ghosts.

The two ghosts didn't dare to go forward, they glanced at each other, and the fat ghost said to the thin ghost: "Big brother, I think we should go back first, I don't know what it is in front." ”

When I heard this, I was anxious, thinking to myself what if I went back and I was discovered by other ghosts? Besides, I'm not far from twelve hours from going back. So I hurriedly said to the two ghosts: "We can't do this, you two, you have collected the money of the adults." ”

My words were ignored by the ghosts, and they didn't care what I said at all, but the thin ghosts thought about it and said: "It's definitely not okay to go back, our hour is coming, if we miss the hour, we won't be able to escape it, and we don't know what to say when we go back?" ”

The fat ghost cha thought about it and felt reasonable, so he said to the thin onicha: "Big brother is right, then let's go up and have a look first, maybe we all heard it wrong." ”

The thin ghost nodded and said, "Yes, let's go up and have a look first, don't worry about anything, this kid behind us is the apprentice grandson of the adult, and he should also have the ability, otherwise it is impossible to escape the pursuit of the patrolling ghost." ”

Hearing this, I hurriedly said, "You two had better not count on me, now I have no other ability than to escape, just like the fast wandering spirits in your underworld." ”

But the two ghosts ignored me, ignored what I said, and walked straight ahead, and I had to follow them closely, looking around vigilantly.

After walking for nearly half an hour, he didn't find anything abnormal, and then the ghost said with a smile: "Hehe, it seems that we are really worried, this is nothing at all, fortunately I didn't go back before, otherwise it wouldn't make people laugh to death." ”

I also breathed a sigh of relief when I heard this, nothing is better, I can return to the yang world smoothly, and I will complete the task after rescuing Hao Xiumin, I don't care about the spirit wind or something, leave it to the wild immortals to do what they love, just do it, what I want to do now is to go back to the yang world and take Lin Feifei to have a good time.

But often the sky is always not what people want, and the ghosts also relaxed their vigilance at this time, chatting about the previous adult jokes, walking slowly, without looking at the road ahead, it seems that they are used to the way back to the soul.

But I was different, my feelings told me something was going to happen, but I didn't feel anything wrong. So I had to look ahead vigilantly, only to see a black spot in front of us, and slowly approached me to see that it was a black cat, which was not unusual.

I looked at the black cat and smiled and said to the two ghosts: "Hey, you didn't expect that you also have cats in the underworld, this cat is quite fat." ”

When the two ghosts heard my words, they were stunned, and the thin ghosts turned their heads to me in surprise and asked, "What did you say?" Where are cats? ”

I pointed ahead and said, "Isn't that a cat?" Black, don't you see? ”

(There may be three shifts today, there are too many things today)