Chapter 379: The Land Lord Buys Insurance
There was silence for a while, and all the ghosts were dumbfounded.
The master suddenly jumped and shouted, "Despicable, shameless!" You are cheating, my lord, they are cheating, there is no need for such people to be polite to them! ”
"Whew!"
The land lord suddenly raised his palm, a cloud of black gas appeared in the palm of his hand, the black gas quickly became larger, he shook it again, and the black gas in the palm of his hand smashed directly into the master's chest, and the master was suddenly smashed and flew dozens of meters away, falling in the weeds and couldn't get up.
"Good! If you play well, this is called to surprise and attack your unpreparedness, and come again. This fresh way of playing made the land master very excited, and he pointed with his big hand, "Zhang Ergou, this time you go, if you win, you are the team leader." ”
The ghost who was standing at the door with the tall and thin ghost cha before, as soon as he heard this, he immediately came to his senses, "Thank you, thank you, my lord, I will definitely defeat him and win glory for you, my lord." ”
"Well, go ahead!" The land lord nodded.
Zhang Ergou thanked the land master, suddenly his eyes narrowed, and he instantly flashed in front of Mao Bada, without saying a word, he directly turned into a black gas wrapped around the waist knife, and slashed down towards Mao Bada's head. This knife was as fast as lightning, and it couldn't allow Mao Bada to speak.
Mao Bada was motionless, and actually let Zhang Ergou cut it.
The moment the knife was cut down, Zhang Ergou was also stupid in his heart, what is the situation of this Mao Bada, it shouldn't be motionless!
This knife will hit the Heavenly Spirit Cover, and the soul will be directly cut apart.
"Bang!"
Who knows, with an explosion, Zhang Ergou flew out upside down.
At the moment when Zhang Ergou flew out upside down, Mao Bada suddenly moved, and three charms on each hand were all attached to Zhang Ergou's body.
"Bang ......"
There were several explosions, and Zhang Ergou was blown to the ground, several times worse than Zhao Ze, and his soul became translucent.
It's too ruthless!
I almost lost my soul.
Everyone gasped.
Chen Shuisheng didn't turn his head, but sensed the whole process.
Chen Shuisheng said excitedly: "Daoist Mao, you are too powerful, why didn't that knife cut you?" ”
Chen Shuisheng knew that it was inconvenient to ask these questions at this time, but he was so surprised in his heart that he couldn't help but ask.
"Aquatic, in fact, I am winning by skill, you know how my strength is, but I know that their strength is even worse. In order to defeat them, I had to deliberately show weakness, so that they would look down on me and not take me seriously, so that they would be paralyzed. Then, I concentrated all my mana to fight him hard, and it was inevitable that he would be forced back. But if I have to fight down, then I am not sure. ”
Mao's eight great mana was seriously depleted, and there was no way to do it anymore.
Moreover, Mao Bada's spell has also run out.
These words made Chen Shuisheng learn a lot.
"Daoist Mao, let me come, although I don't know much about the use of mana, I don't have much experience, and I can't even count as a regular Taoist, but I have mana, I'm not afraid of them!" When Chen Shuisheng said the last few sentences, there was a ruthlessness and brute force in his tone.
It is not difficult for everyone to hear that Chen Shuisheng is stubborn.
But Mao Bada heard the truth, Chen Shuisheng is too smart, he is learning and using it, this is deliberately showing weakness.
"Okay, good fight, old Taoist, you made me impressed with you, but you didn't rely on your real skills after all." Lord Di nodded towards Chen Shuisheng, "Very good, since you kid is not afraid of death, then I will fulfill you." But don't be pessimistic, your kid's mana is profound, and it's not easy to deal with. Okay, Wang Liang, it's your turn. ”
A ghost errand heard the call of the land lord and hurriedly ran over.
This ghost is holding an iron chain that can ask for souls in his hand, he is five big and three thick, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he looks very vicious.
After he came up, he looked at Chen Shuisheng, and suddenly threw up the iron chain, and there were words in his mouth.
"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much......"
Suddenly, Lin Xue's mobile phone rang.
Hearing the music, the ghost stopped.
Lin Xue answered the phone and said loudly without hesitation: "Xiaoqi, are you looking for me?" ”
"Oops! I don't have time right now, I'm blowing with my sisters......"
"Hey! What else can there be in the wind, of course, it will be a yin wind. ”
"Well, okay, I'll contact you tomorrow morning."
"Bye-bye!"
Lin Xue hung up the phone, glanced at her sisters, and sighed speechlessly.
"Okay, okay, go on, go on."
Chen Shuisheng waved his hand at the ghost.
The ghost was depressed and threw the chain again.
"Tick, tick, tick, tick......"
Kang Xue's mobile phone rang suddenly, and Kang Xue hurriedly said loudly: "I'm sorry everyone, make a call, make a call, hey, Xiaobao!" Do you have something to do with me? ”
"What, you want to sing a big opera, please Master Guan Yuguan!"
"No problem, I'll help you get it tomorrow, and I promise that the gatekeeper will serve you well."
"Haha, look at what you said, you can rest assured that I will do things...... Okay, that's good, let's talk about it first, see you tomorrow! ”
"Well, bye-bye."
Kang Xue hung up the phone and let out a long sigh of relief.
This is everyone blindly pressing the music ringtone, pretending to be on the phone, to help themselves delay time, Chen Shuisheng pretended to smile embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, start now, continue, friends have something to do temporarily, don't make sense." ”
The ghost cha's brows were very deep, and he glared at Chen Shuisheng angrily, and then threw up the iron chain again.
"Hens, hens, gnats, eggs...... Hens, hens, gnats, eggs......"
The ringtone of the thunder man rang again, this time it was Ning Qing's mobile phone, Ning Qing also hurriedly grinned, and took the mobile phone to answer, "Hey, godfather!" It's so late, you have something to do with me? ”
"What? No, Guanyin Bodhisattva has really appeared!? ”
"Okay, okay, I'll go back early tomorrow morning, and I'll go back early tomorrow morning."
"Okay, okay, I will definitely thank the Bodhisattva."
"Well, I still have something to do here, then, let's talk about it later."
"Okay, bye-bye."
Ning Qing hung up the phone, scratched his head, and pretended to be on the phone for the first time, which was very unnatural.
The ghost almost wanted to go away.
At this time, the land lord showed his true body, and everyone could see him.
The four girls suddenly saw such a terrifying land lord, and their scalps were numb with fright.
Lord Di raised his hand towards everyone and said coldly: "What is that, show me, if there is no one talking inside, I will take all of you as concubines." ”
Ning Xin was about to tune the music, her hands were quick, and she immediately dialed the phone of a female saleswoman who was very good at selling insurance, pressed the hands-free button, and handed the phone to the land lord with courage.
The land lord took the mobile phone and listened to it, and there was really a sound in it.
This salesman's name is Li Na, and she has a very good mouth, the kind that can tell dead people to be alive.
Li Na has always wanted to persuade Ning Xin to buy insurance, seeing that it was Ning Xin's number, Li Na was excited, and hurriedly greeted sweetly: "Hehe, it's Sister Ning, why did you remember to call me, it's a big surprise." ”
"What? Miss? Your uncle's, I'm your grandfather! "This is the first time that the land is so popular that she is treated as a woman.
"Hehehe......" Li Na smiled, her eyes rolled, and she thought that Ning Xin had introduced his grandfather to sell insurance, and hurriedly said politely: "Hello grandpa!" I thought it was Sister Ning talking to me, grandpa, you said that the voice is full of gas, I wish grandpa you a long life and a longevity than Nanshan. ”
"Hehe, the little girl's mouth is so sweet, even if she lives a hundred years old, I am already hundreds of years old, and my longevity is better than that of Nanshan." The Lord of the Land also likes to listen to good things, immortality, which is not only the dream of mortals, but also the dream of ghosts and immortals.
Seeing that the old man was very talkative, Li Na was happy, "Grandpa, you are so humorous, I think, you must have been a handsome guy when you were young, and I don't know how many young and beautiful girls you have lost to death." Li Na's fart was slapping, and her mouth was as sweet as honey.
"Uh...... Hehe, little girl, you really can talk, I like it! Hahaha......"
The land lord has never married a wife in his life, and as soon as he saw his dignity, the girls were directly scared to cry. Today, Li Na said that he was handsome, and he was really embarrassed.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Li Na immediately changed the topic and hurriedly talked about insurance: "Grandpa, although you are physically tough, you are more handsome and handsome than Nanshan, and you are graceful. But people have no long-term worries, no matter what they do, they must have a plan, there are arrangements, only when everything is considered in advance, people can live without troubles, in order to live more chic and nourishing, so grandpa, you are such a smart and wise person, how can you miss insurance? ”
"Insurance? What is insurance? ”
The land lord was confused, what he said earlier was very reasonable, why did he suddenly jump to insurance later?
Lin Xue and the four of them were originally very scared, but when they saw that the land lord was stupidly being fooled, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh one by one.
Chen Shuisheng was even more embarrassed, he knew that he took out his mobile phone at the beginning.
The land lord was on the phone, and no one dared to disturb him.
Li Na said a lot of insurance in one breath, what life insurance, medical treatment, accidents, marriage to her son and grandson, investment and financial management, and so on, and said a lot.
The land lord was stunned when he heard it, and he couldn't interject at all!
The master also came over and eavesdropped on his ears.
The ghost was depressed, drooping his head, and was about to fall asleep.
Time passed minute by minute, and next, it was difficult for the land lord to say a word, so he listened to Li Na chirp and chirp, and didn't give people a chance to breathe at all.
Finally, the quick-tempered land lord couldn't help it, and shouted, "Okay, I'll buy it, I'll buy it, I'll buy you back tomorrow as a concubine." ”
The scene fell silent all of a sudden.
It didn't take long for everyone to hear Li Na's voice ringing again on the phone, "Oh, old man, you have a lot of ideas!" But grandchildren love, I can't think about it......"
"Poof!"
Ning Xin couldn't help laughing, this Li Na is super greedy for money! Ning Xin didn't dare to think that if Li Na looked at the land lord face to face, would she still be able to say such heavy words.
"Really, really!"
"Little girl, what you said is true, are you really willing to be good with me!?"
What makes everyone no longer calm is that the land lord actually took it seriously!
"Huhu......"
Suddenly, a roar rang out, and the sound grew louder and louder.
In the night sky, a thick pillar of light moved over, covering Chen Shuisheng, and then suddenly moved to the side, covering the land lord......
Xiaohai arrived on time, and Li Na contributed a lot.
Sensing that there were ghosts everywhere below, and all the ghosts were murderous, Xiao Hai was taken aback, and hurriedly took out a golden charm, and there were words in his mouth, "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, 100,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, ghosts and gods in all directions, and immortals in all directions, hurry up to help this seat subdue demons and eliminate demons, there must be no mistake." ”