Chapter 168: Adventure in the Valley (3) Bedwetting
Zangqi's brows were almost twisted, he sat down for a while, got up from the stone for a while, jumped up on the stone and squatted again, this fidgeting appearance made me a little confused.
"What's wrong with you? Anyway, I don't know, what are you worried about? ”
Zang Qi looked at me, and his face was not good-looking: "Brother Ergou, let's go out of the mountain, I'm afraid we can't stay here longer." ”
"What? Are you scared? "I'm shocked, this is going to break up? It's really a little reluctant.
"I'm not afraid, I'm afraid of you." Zangqi wanted to speak and stopped, he seemed to think about it: "I told you before, my mother will definitely kill you if she finds me." ”
"Ugh. What do you mean? I was even more depressed, what is this, is it a psychopath: "Why did your mother want to kill me." ”
"I haven't been out of the Snow Mountain since I was a child, if I know them, then these two people must be from the Snow Mountain, even if they don't come for me, I'm afraid my mother will get the news soon." Zang Qi's eyes flashed with hesitation: "If my mother knows that I am here, I'm afraid that within three hours, a large number of people will come over, and ...... then" Zang Qi's body trembled: "I'm afraid I won't be able to protect you!" ”
"Bang, I didn't kidnap you, your mother can't be unreasonable." I tossed the steel crossbow aside, looking incredulous.
"My mom is Li." Zang Qi said lightly, his eyebrows were full of pride.
"I can't go, I want to go, you go, my brother is still in the mountains." I turned my head, picked up the half bottle of wine on the ground, and muttered a few gulps: "Even if I die, I want to be closer to him!" ”
Zangqi took off his hat and scratched his head: "I can't leave you here alone, I want to be with you." ”
"Then what if your mother comes." I said angrily: "I somehow carried a black pot for you." ”
"Let's get out of here now and into the woods, and when they want to find me, it's not easy, right?" Zang Qi pulled me and was about to leave: "And even if you find me, you just run away, if you run, they won't embarrass you." ”
"I can't leave now, we're still here." I grabbed him: "Moreover, those two people should be in a hurry, since they are not coming for you, they will definitely be fine for a while, they will live here tonight, and tomorrow's affairs will be talked about tomorrow." ”
Zangqi's face showed a difficult look: "But ......"
"But your sister, it's decided." I drank the rest of the wine in one go, and got into the tent, I don't believe that there is such an unreasonable mother in the world, I help him take care of the child, and he wants to kill me, if his mother is such a person, then Zangqi will not be so kind, look at Zangqi's character, you know that his mother is a kind and gentle good mother, what kind of man can marry such a virtuous woman as a wife.
Zang Qi shouted outside the tent: "Brother Ergou, where do I live!" ”
I just remembered that I had only set up a tent just now, and there was no place to sleep in Zangqi, so when I opened the tent door, I showed my head and waved at him: "Brother sleeps with you tonight." ”
Zang Qi actually ran over happily, completely without the haze just now, is this product lacking heart!
"You give me a death!" I believe that the whole valley must have been filled with my wailing by now, which must have broken through the fog and rushed into the sky.
Zangqi actually stuffed a pacifier and put on a set of baby rabbit pajamas, especially with a small tail on his buttocks, I can't say that he is perverted, but as soon as I lay down, he got into my arms, uncle can bear it, aunt can't help it!
"Well, that's how I slept with my mom." Zang Qi's face is innocent, and his two big eyes are blinking, which is simply natural.
"I'm not your mother, there is a difference between men and women, ahh There is also a difference between men and men, do you understand? Didn't your mom teach you how to keep your distance from guys? "I almost broke down.
"But I'm a boy too." Zang Qi's face was cute, and I couldn't bear to look at it directly.
I kept comforting myself and said that this guy lacked the heart and eyes and didn't want to be like him, so I suppressed the depression in my heart: "Xiao Qi, everyone is a master, it's really not good for you to do this, come and ......" Saying, I picked up the winding steel crossbow from the side, pulled out the crossbow arrow and put it between the two people, which is considered a three-eight line: "Xiao Qi, see it, it's okay for us to sleep together, but you have to be well-behaved, don't cross this line, otherwise, I will kill you!" ”
"Hehehe...... Brother Ergou, you're so funny. ”
"Don't laugh, really, I'm very heavy, I never deceive children."
The valley is quiet, the stream is lullaby, and from time to time there are croaking frogs, and the world is so beautiful.
But my discordant voice shattered the silence of the valley.
"You've crossed the line!"
"Ahh You've crossed the line again! ”
"I'll go! Why are you still crossing the line! ”
"Oh my God! You've been crossing the line! ”
"Uh, okay, leave you alone."
"Ahh Please don't do that! ”
"Tibetan Seven!! You're damn wetting the bed! ”
……
It was probably the night of my life, and I opened my eyes in a daze when the first rays of the morning sun broke through the thick morning mist and hit the tent.
My arms were numb, my legs were numb, my neck was sore, and my whole body felt like it didn't belong to me anymore.
Zangqi pillowed my arm like a spider, hovering over me and falling asleep, snoring in a low voice, smacking his lips from time to time, sucking back the hara that flowed out.
I rubbed my eyes and pushed Zangqi away, the thing snorted twice reluctantly, there was no movement, the Teletubbies' pacifier had fallen on the blanket, I picked it up, stuffed it into his mouth, and then covered him with the quilt.
Got out of the tent and stretched out against the mountain: "Ah, hello mountain. ”
The valley was so cold in the morning that I shivered, and I got used to the cold and wet air by punching at the door of the tent, and ran to the stream to wash my face, and then started to make a fire to cook.
The birds chirped in the woods, and the stream still rattled non-stop, which was a pleasing day for the eyes.
After making a fragrant breakfast, he pulled Zangqi up from the hot quilt, but he refused to get up with his eyes closed, and kept shouting: "Let me sleep for a while." ”
"Sleep with your sister, you have to hurry."
"Just for a moment, for a moment."
"It's time for you to change your diaper!" As soon as I finished speaking, Zangqi jumped up, almost broke the tent, and then swooped out.
It seems that this trick is more effective.
One morning, Zangqi didn't dare to look up at me, and the appearance of being a thief made me want to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, such a big person, I really wet the bed at night.
After breakfast, everything was packed up and it was almost ten o'clock, and when I looked at the mountains to the north, I was full of confidence, and Zangqi had also packed up and put on the bright little red riding hood.
The mountain is too steep, there is no professional mountaineering equipment, if you just climb the grass and trees, you can't climb up at all, I tied the safety rope around Zangqi's waist, and with an order, this guy rushed to the hillside like a wild dog.
A new journey, a new day, Lao Hei, it's the fourth day, the second brother is getting closer and closer to you, hold on, the second brother is here to save you!