Chapter 016 Half a catty and eight taels
Bao Yuan deliberately continued to tell Du Muqing the story of Yang Tianyuan, and in and out of his words, he was reflecting that he was a complete poor bastard, that is, there was luck, and there was an element of gambling, the original meaning was that Lao Tzu and Yang Tianyuan were the same, can Du Muqing not be poor like Shui Mei?
Bao Yuan leaned against the door and watched this scene coldly.
The man's typical diamond king is like a fifth child, with a fat head and big ears, a strong waist and thick legs, wearing a thick gold necklace, two thick lips hanging under his nose like fat intestines, and looking at Du Muqing with a smile: "Xiaoqing, are you here?" The man put his hand on Sang Lili's water snake waist, and said with flying eyes: "Xiaoqing, this is my new girlfriend, at first glance?" ”
"Beautiful!" Du Muqing smiled and nodded.
"Mu Ying, what is this?" Sang Lili was worried that she was snatching love from the sword, and she asked questions.
"Oh, this is my cousin, Mu Qing." Du Muying, the cousin, is really a coal mine owner, a veritable coal boss.
"Hello." The prejudice disappeared, and Sang Lili took the initiative to show goodwill.
"Hello." Du Muqing gestured in a friendly manner.
"My Xiaoqing is beautiful, oh oh, Xiao Sang, you are also beautiful, the two of you, one is half a catty and the other is eight taels, haha!" Du Muying's big ass leaned against the Maserati hood, stroking Sang Lili's face as she spoke.
The problem is that Bao Yuanqi is full of smoke, and the former love was defeated on Maserati, but fortunately there are only nine tricks, even if there are eighteen tricks, there is still smoke. Ask what the world is like, and teach people to live and die. Now I'm afraid it's going to change, and asking what money is in the world is straightforward.
How much good is on par with money.
How many strong feelings have become his mother's swan song.
Bao Yuan's chest is no longer full of blood, it has become explosives, the teeth of hatred are itchy, and the eggs of hatred hurt.
"You say, we are one and a half catties, one is eight taels, who is half a catty? Who's eight taels? Sang Lili leaned her head on Du Muying's shoulder.
"This ...... That's not easy to answer. Du Muying took out a cigarette and lit it with a lighter: "Today, you are half a catty, Xiaoqing is eight taels, tomorrow she is half a catty, you are eight taels, and you will be replaced." ”
"No!" Hearing a soft snort, Sang Lili pursed her lips and said unhappily: "No matter who is half a catty or who is eight taels, I want you to always treat me as eight taels in your heart." "To be honest, I've never seen this round face of hers.
"You are eight taels, Xiaoqing is half a catty, three taels less than you, no, it's right to replace it." Du Muying continued to talk about **.
"Brother, your girlfriend is so funny."
"Brother has a good eye, right?" Du Muying patted Sang Lili's pretty buttocks and said with a smile: "Xiaoqing, when did you come to Taiyuan?" ”
"It's been two days." Du Muqing knew that this cousin was unscrupulous and naturally liked to drill into women's piles.
"Xiaoqing, you always say that your brother has no vision, give my brother a comment, is Xiaoli enough for half a catty?"
"I'm eight taels, not half a catty." Sang Lili pouted again.
As he was talking, he suddenly heard a thunderous voice: "Get up, get up, good dogs don't get in the way." A guest bared his teeth loudly at Bao Yuan standing at the door, Bao Yuan stood at the door and was blocked in and out, and the guest couldn't open the door.
When Sang Lili saw Bao Yuan, her face suddenly lengthened.
Bao Yuan looked at the indescribable heartache of this family, and the vinegar wind caused by this harmony rose up, and he made a struggle of thoughts in his mind, and finally calmed down, walked forward and said with a smile: "Mu Qing, why did you come out?" Hey, isn't this Xiaoli? ”
"You, you ......"
Sang Lili was speechless for a while, unable to say the second word, and said in her heart: "He knew Mu Ying's sister at the beginning? It's really a narrow road. ”
"Xiaoqing, is this your friend?" Du Muying looked at Bao Yuan carefully, and a trace of disdain flashed in her eyes.
"Xiaoli, is this your new boyfriend?"
Without waiting for Du Muqing to speak, Bao Yuan deliberately pulled the word "new" to be strangely long, and without waiting for Sang Lili to answer, Bao Yuan said again: "It's so handsome, it's very stylish, and it has a good temperament." Bao Yuan had bad intentions, was full of suspicion, and said in his heart: "Du Muqing asked me to see this farce, is it a coincidence?" No, absolutely not, it's too compatible, is it intentional for Xiao Nizi? Forget it, forget it, I don't care what the fuck is doing, Lao Tzu joined the demolition team, if you don't demolish the house today, you will demolish the stage, it's a big deal, how big it is. ”
"Mu Qing, Xiaoli, it turns out that you know, who is this handsome and extraordinarily handsome guy?" Bao Yuanpi said with a smile.
"My cousin, Xiaoli is his girlfriend." Although Bao Yuan didn't have a look on his face, Du Muqing still saw it.
"Long time no see." Sang Lili tried her best to hide it, and the bitterness in Bao Yuan's heart who listened to it also turned into a flower.
"Xiaoli is still so beautiful, she still looks like three or two dollars, good!" Bao Yuan's yin and yang are weird, and some words are either evil sounds or spikes.
"Boy, what are you talking about?" Du Muying heard that the water was coming.
"Yo, it's wrong, it's half a catty."
"Boy, say that my girlfriend is three taels, let me tell you, less, Lao Tzu lacks everything, that is, his mother is not short of money."
"Brother, what are you talking about, do you talk like that?"
"Xiaoqing, your friend is not sensible, brother will help you educate and educate." Du Muying straightened her chest and belly, swaggered, and pointed at Bao Yuan: "Boy, Xiaoqing is a big phoenix, it's a pity that it falls on your head, you dare to spoil her half a catty of beauty, and you don't have good fruit to eat." As soon as the reprimand was broken, the wind vane immediately changed directions, and said with a smile: "It's still my Xiaoli, the more I look at it, the more Chet (pretty) is old and rare." ”
"Brother, just talk nonsense in front of your family, don't show it around." Du Muqing was not angry with this cousin, but she wanted to laugh.
"What's wrong?"
"What's my half-pound? She's eight-tael? ”
"Oh, it turns out that you want to be eight taels, okay, you eight taels, Xiaoli half a catty, what a big deal."
"Bao, you tell him, what does half a catty and eight taels mean, my brother is a dog meatball and doesn't serve it on the plate."
Bao Yuanlang said in a strange voice: "In other words, Beidou has seven stars, Nandou has six stars, Fu Lushou has three stars, and this plus is just sixteen stars." Half a catty, half a catty is eight taels, now it is a decimal system, a catty is ten taels, and the obvious eight taels are more than half a catty, but it is still the same thing to say that the past, you have to be a thousand, and I have to divide it into four parts for you, in other words, these four parts are one cent......"
"Don't make them up." Du Muqing knew that Bao Yuan was scolding around the corner.
Du Muying seemed to understand whether she understood or not, and seemed to pat her fat brain in a trance: "I said that the last time I bought something in Hong Kong, one or two 80 yuan, I said to buy one catty, and the boss charged me 1280 yuan, and I said in my heart that it was 80 yuan to talk about, but at first glance the fucking changed?" After a calculation, I overcharged six taels of money, and I wanted to compete with him, but then I thought, forget it, what we have is money, and the pound of feelings is sixteen taels. ”
"My dear, you are so mighty, even the people of Hong Kong have been defeated." Sang Lili said with a smile.
"A must."
"Bao, are you dating Xiaoqing?" Sang Lili desperately wanted to alleviate this embarrassment and drew her attention to Du Muqing.
"Hey, think about it, you know it's impossible, no money, no house, no car, if you want to establish a foothold in the city, having a house is the last word."
Du Muqing had already seen the clues, and asked in a low voice: "Bao, does Xiaoli have anything to do with you?" ”
Bao Yuan was measuring how to make it bad, and said in his heart: "If you want to ask this, then you have to say it." He said with a smile: "It's not just a relationship, it's just that it's messy if it's not cleaned up at all, since I was a child, I raised my eyebrows, the two little ones didn't guess, and I hit it with one shot, and Ye Zifei fell by himself." ”
Suddenly, Du Muqing grimaced and asked sharply, "Brother, do you know this woman?" ”
"What do you mean?"
"Xiaoli used to be Bao's girlfriend, they have been together for many years, and you dumped Bao. I'm coming to him today to get the facts straight for you. Du Muqing's sentences were prickly, very different from her previous personality, she was smiling at everyone before, and she was polite to everyone. Unexpectedly, once this sowing discord was played, it was also easy to use.
Bao Yuan opened his eyes, although he didn't know what medicine was sold in Xiao Nizi's gourd, but he was secretly happy.
Tearing down the stage is exactly what he thinks.
Someone is acting on behalf of you, so why not.
"You...... You talk nonsense. ”
Sang Lili leaned on Du Muying's arms and sobbed: "Muying, she is talking nonsense, I haven't talked about boyfriends, you are the first, the first time I saw you, I was deeply moved by your temperament, your melancholy eyes, bohemian character, and sassy and heroic figure are deeply imprinted in my mind all the time." You are like a knight in the Middle Ages, riding a tall horse to gallop across the territory, your appearance seems to me to be saved, you are my dawn. The more she spoke, the more excited she became, trembling incessantly, pitiful and sad.