Chapter 50: Judgment with Elven Characteristics
The trial of Fifi and Ai was conducted by the military court of the Sunwrath Legion, which was located in a tree-shaped building on the right side of the central plaza of Sunwrath. Because Fei Fei and Ai Ai were charged with crimes against national security, officials from the central government of the Kingdom were also present in court.
When everyone was in place, Judge Birodis struck the gavel.
"Firosil, Estelle, you have been charged with crimes against national security, crimes against morals, do you have anything to say about this?"
Fei Fei and Ai Ai glanced at each other, both frowning.
However, their defenders don't know where to go today, and they didn't appear in court, so they have to answer all the questions themselves.
"Endangering national security?" Ai Aiqiao asked with a frosty face, "I don't understand where we endanger national security." β
"After you found out that the people from the east and west continents came to seize the forbidden spell on the city, you did not inform the legion to which you belonged, but went your own way, colluded with a human in private, and tried to fight against the whole world without measuring your strength, which almost caused irreparable bad consequences, posing a huge threat to the national security of the kingdom and the safety of the people's lives, what is this not endangering national security?!" The prosecutor asked in a stern voice.
"But didn't we destroy the forbidden spell in the end?" Fei Fei rolled her eyelids and said.
"That doesn't mean you're free from iniquity!" The prosecutor said indignantly.
"Shh Fei Fei pursed her lips and said nothing.
"Silence!" Birodis struck the gavel.
The prosecutor immediately stopped talking.
"Firosil, Estelle, do you confess?" Birodis asked majestically.
Fei Fei and Ai Ai looked at each other again and nodded at the same time.
Their idea is very simple, anyway, there is no death penalty in the kingdom, even if they admit their guilt, the other party can't do anything to themselves......
"Good, for the next trial. Firosil, Estelle, is it true that you have been accused of having an illicit relationship with a human male? β
Hearing this, Fei Fei and Ai Ai's faces immediately turned red to the base of their necks.
"No...... Legitimate relationship? What do you mean...... What the? Ai Ai stammered. I can't help but think of "some" scenes from the movie I watched at Buchen's house a few days ago.
Birodis raised an eyebrow, "Did you fall in love with each other?" β
"Ah~~~!" Hearing this, Fei Fei and Ai Ai couldn't help but let out a long breath, "It's just love?" β
Seeing their relieved appearance, the prosecutor's nose was crooked: "Then what else do you want to do with him?" Sexual ......"
But she could barely say a word when she was interrupted by Birodis's hammer.
The judge glanced at the prosecutor with a slightly red cheek and said, "Above the courtroom, please be civil." β
"But...... Looking at their appearance, they have already made a beast trip with that human boy! The prosecutor didn't give in this time, and she shouted with a flushed face.
However, at this point, she did wronged Fei Fei and Ai Ai, they just hugged and kissed with Buchen innocently, and they really never "coordinated" (harmoniously).
Birodis's cheeks twitched, and she was extremely annoyed by the prosecutor's intransigence, how could such a dirty topic be brought to court? We are a pure and noble "family of gods"!
Looking at the judge's unkind eyes, the prosecutor finally wilted, "How did that human lead you to fall? She asked with a change of subject.
"Seduction? What do you mean? Fei Fei asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Did he give you anything?"
Fei Fei poked her chin with her finger, thought for a moment and said, "That's some." β
"What is it?"
"A palace!" Fei Fei clasped her hands together and said with little stars in her eyes, "There are colorful magic lamps that can be lit without grease and fire. A chair and a large bed that can sink people in and bounce up. There are also large films that can be screened to bring the story to life! β
"The dΓ©cor is also very elegant, although it is a little simpler, but it is very elegant, and it can make people feel a simple beauty!" Ai Ai added.
"Nonsense!" The prosecutor exclaimed, "You've only been with that kid for a few days, and most of the time you're still fighting and healing, where is he going to send you a palace?" β
As for the lamps that can be lit without fire and grease, the chairs and large beds that can sink people and bounce back up, and the large flakes that can show vivid stories, they are simply ignored by the prosecutors.
Just kidding, how could that kind of thing exist in the world?
"Not one!" Fei Fei shook her finger and corrected her, "It's one for each of us, and he still has a lot of empty palaces!" β
"Your Excellency, in view of the lies, the defendants are full of lies, and I propose that they be punished." The prosecutor gritted his teeth and turned to Bilodis. (The rules of the elven court are between the Western Continent Court and the Eastern Continent Court, and the defendant can be tortured.) Not pressed)
"Dismissed!"
The judge vetoed it without blinking an eye.
Just kidding, using torture on the accused? Their elven kingdom has a history of nearly 5,000 years, and the defendants have been tortured no more than five times combined, and the judges who ordered the executions have all ended up being notorious street rats.
She Birodis is so dry when her brain is in water!
The prosecutor gritted his teeth, and finally turned to Fei Fei and Ai Ai, "What did he give you besides the palace?" "She wanted to see how long the two little liars could make up.
"Henry invited us to dinner!" Fei Fei said happily.
"Hmm!" Ai Ai also said with a twinkle in his eyes: "I never thought that human food would be so delicious!" β
"Human food is made with shoddy methods, and most of them contain animal corpses, which are only a little stronger than the orcs' Ru Mao drinking blood, how can it be delicious?" The prosecutor said with disdain on his face.
"You haven't tasted that, so naturally you'll say that!" Fei Fei put a finger in her small mouth and said with an intoxicated face. It's as if I can still taste that taste from my fingers.
"Shh The prosecutor gritted his teeth and was about to say something, but he was interrupted by the judge.
"Oh? What is it that tastes so good? Birodis asked curiously, and the thoughtful words and expressions of Fifi and Ai Ai piqued her curiosity.
"Your Excellency, this is not in order!" The prosecutor reminded sharply.
Birodis pursed her lips, and hated the prosecutor more and more, but now that she was in the courtroom, she had to put on a new face.
Still, Fei Fei answered her question in a gushing voice.
"A lot of dishes are delicious!" Fei Fei's eyes sparkled and said: "But my favorite is that Dongpo meat, this dish looks delicious, red and bright, not to mention the taste, the taste is mellow and juicy, it melts in the mouth, and it is not too greasy!" I've never eaten anything so delicious in my life, and if it weren't for Henry, I'd probably have been chewing on that tasteless green stick for the rest of my life, and now that I think about it, it's better to die than to die! As she spoke, she touched her face with both hands, and a spring (harmonious) expression appeared on her face.
"Fei Fei likes to eat big fat meat!" Ai Ai looked at her sister's appearance and covered her mouth and snickered: "I still prefer that steamed oyster, with a little bit of high wine given by Henry, the umami is simply wonderful!" Although she does not have Fei Fei's exaggerated body movements, her fair face is also flushed with two reds, and at the same time, her delicate peach blossom eyes are narrowed into a slit, which looks charming and charming.
Fei Fei pouted unconvinced, "Speaking of seafood, it's better to eat the kind of lobster that is more than two feet long!" Accompanied by a little white wine, you can only enjoy it more, not the most! β
"The oysters are delicious!"
"The lobster is delicious!"
Fei Fei and Ai Ai argued in court.
"Don't think I didn't see it, Fifi. You just ate half of the big lobster and let it go, and you know how to stuff the Dongpo meat and pepper meat into your mouth! β
"Estelle, you're so single-minded that you eat that oyster so hard that you grabbed and ate even the ones on Henry's plate!"
Boom!
All the elves in the courtroom swallowed in unison, even the prosecutor.
God is pitiful, how can they know what it tastes like they have lived by eating green sticks for thousands of years? At this time, Fei Fei and Ai Ai said a lot of nonsense, how could they still be calm?
However, in his heart, most of the things that Buchen entertained Fei Fei and Ai Ai at that time were some home-cooked dishes that he liked better. A real famous dish, like a bear's paw, an elephant or something, in his previous life, as a **silk, he was naturally unblessed. That kind of Australian lobster is expensive, but it was only added by him on a whim.
He didn't do this to pick the door, but he hadn't been in charge of the island for a long time, and he hadn't tasted those expensive dishes, and he knew that "expensive doesn't mean good", so he could only choose from the dishes he was familiar with.
It's just that the taste of the dishes included in the virtual world is the best of that kind of cuisine, and just the combination of most home-cooked dishes and a small number of famous dishes has successfully conquered Fei Fei and Ai Ai.
"Silence!" Finding the atmosphere in the courtroom very strange, Birodis remembered her duties as a judge and immediately struck the gavel hard.
"Your Excellency...... Judge," the prosecutor said with a stiff face.
"Enough! That's all for today! Unexpectedly, at this time, the central official, who had been silent before, spoke.
"But......" Birodis turned her head to look at the central official, the expression on her face a little embarrassed.
But it's not surprising, after all, today's trial is no different from a farce, even in an elven kingdom where 99% of the people in a country are negligent in their duties, it is really a bit too unusual......
"Come to me after a short adjournment!" The central official casually dropped a sentence and walked away.
Billodis watched her figure step out of the courtroom, smiled helplessly, struck the gavel, and announced:
"Adjournment!"