"What are you going to do?" I asked in surprise.

"Go to college." Xiaomeng handed me the notice and said with a smile.

"What kind of college are you studying, go home and play in the mud."

What are you kidding, I came to college to experience life and soak in school flowers, if Xiaomeng comes, will I still have a good life?

When Xiaomeng heard me say this, she was immediately unhappy, punched me in the head, and shouted: "You are allowed to study, but I am not allowed to chase my dreams?" ”

"Come on! Believe you've got ghosts! I said depressedly.

The monkey saw Xiaomeng, such a big beauty, flirting with me, standing aside with his eyes straight, he dragged me aside and whispered, "This is your girlfriend?" ”

"She? No way! I shook my head decisively.

"Damn, it looks like you two know each other very well."

"Well, this is just a neighbor who grew up together." I thought about it and made up an excuse.

"So I still have a chance?" When the monkey heard that I had nothing to do with Xiaomeng, he immediately became excited.

I almost squirted: "You want to chase Xiaomeng?" ”

The monkey nodded solemnly: "With my face, chasing her is just a matter of words." ”

I almost laughed out loud, and forced a smile and said, "Then you go, go now, I think you have a good chance, I guess you can succeed." ”

"It's still interesting to be a brother!" The monkey went to find Xiaomeng as he spoke, and ten seconds later I saw a slap mark on his face, and he came back with a decrepit face, and he asked me depressedly: "Do you think this Xiaomeng is an aesthetic defect and a violent maniac?" ”

I was about to laugh stupidly when I held my stomach, and the senior on the side shouted unhappily: "Eh, eh, do you want to report for duty?" It's okay to play on the side, don't get in the way of others. ”

I felt a little embarrassed when my senior said this, so I hurriedly handed in the admission letter and received the dormitory voucher.

It turned out that after the last time she went out of the mountain, Xiaomeng was completely attracted by all kinds of life outside, and after returning to the sect, she begged her master for a long time to get the opportunity to come to Fuzhou to study at university, but where did the Kui Ye rest assured that she was alone in a strange university, so he used the relationship of Lushan to arrange her to the university where I studied, and is currently majoring in industrial management in the Department of International Trade.

As for Derpy, after escaping from the mine in the Ten Thousand Wood Forest that day, Derpy seemed to be a different person, a little cold, and practiced in retreat every day after returning to Lushan Mountain, even if it was Meng, he rarely saw him, so Derpy couldn't follow him this time.

I can't help but miss that cute little brother, maybe it was the bloody scene in the mine that day that stimulated him, to be honest, I still prefer to be cute and stupid.

I thought to myself that I would definitely go to Lushan to see Derpy when I had a chance in the future. After receiving the dormitory voucher and making an appointment with Xiaomeng to invite her to dinner in the evening, I went to the dormitory with the monkey.

The university rules are quadruple rooms, so we still have two roommates who haven't met before, and the monkeys are enough to disappoint me, and I hope the remaining two roommates will be normal.

But when I kicked open the dormitory door with the monkey, my heart suddenly became cold. In the 101 dormitory, a white fat man with pants down to his thighs and watching a large part of the island country sat in front of the computer with headphones, and he didn't notice that someone was coming outside the door.

I walked into the dormitory with a black face and closed the door, standing behind the fat man, hey, I actually watched Takizawa Lola out of print.

Ahem, what am I thinking, I patted him on the shoulder, and the fat man turned his head and took off the headphones: "Hello, my name is Ye Xiong, just call me white fat." ”

Then he put on his headphones and watched a little movie.

Damn, I've seen a lot of strange things in the past eighteen years, and it's the first time I've seen a small movie so openly, so without saying a word, I moved a stool with the monkey and sat behind the white fat man to watch it with relish.

"Crunch-"

I was looking at the ground, but I didn't expect the dormitory door to be suddenly pushed open, and the senior who was in charge of reporting walked in with a short-haired beauty, and when he saw that we were watching a movie, his face turned black, and he wanted to turn around and stop the beauty from seeing it, but the short-haired beauty had already walked in.

"This girl is alive and well, I've seen it." The monkey was still pointing at the computer and talking to himself, and I patted him on the shoulder with an unnatural expression, but the monkey twisted his shoulder to tell me not to touch it.

"101's, stand up for me!" The short-haired beauty suddenly shouted angrily.

The white fat man was the first to react and immediately stood up, but because he didn't wear his pants well, the pants slipped to his calves.

The monkey was still staring blankly at the computer, not understanding why we should be afraid of this short-haired beauty.

The short-haired beauty is wearing a professional outfit and a black-framed glasses, giving people the feeling of a strong woman, at first glance it is not a product that can be easily provoked, and I know that this beauty is our counselor when I think about it with my thick knees!

But I saw that there was a faint black gas on her eyebrows, and it seemed that she had caused something unclean recently.

"You guys, ...... ......" The counselor pointed at us, so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time, and finally took out his notebook and wrote down our names, "All your wrong behaviors will be recorded by me, which will affect your final evaluation and scholarship evaluation." ”

Money is not a very important thing for me, my uncle left a bank card for me in the villa when he left, and the money in it was enough for me to live a playboy life during college, and I secretly observed the monkey and the white fat man, and saw that they both looked indifferent, and I thought that the family conditions were also good.

When the counselor saw that we didn't care, he was so angry that he slammed the door and left, and the male assistant glared at us and followed.

Before leaving, the male assistant left a sentence: "You still have a roommate, but you have a few days to delay coming to school due to physical reasons." ”

After the counselor and the male assistant left, the three of us stared at each other, and finally I spoke first to break the deadlock: "Let's also have difficulties together, since we have fate in a dormitory, we will be brothers in the future, let's go out and rub it at noon." ”

The monkey immediately applauded, the white fat man hesitated, saying that he didn't know how to drink, and I smiled and said that it didn't matter if I didn't drink.

Of course I lied to him! After a lunch, the monkey and I drank three cases of beer, and the white fat man had only a few drinks before he collapsed unconscious on the dinner table.

The monkey and I walked back to the dormitory with a drunken step, and a fat white man snoring like a dead pig on our backs, hesitate or in broad daylight, there were many onlookers, and even security guards came up to accuse us.

The monkey and I found a bush and left the white fat man there, and then ran back to the dormitory to sleep.

It wasn't until the evening that I was woken up by a call from Xiaomeng: "Grandma, what's the matter?" ”