Chapter 193: A Special Hobby
"Honey, how are you going to spend tomorrow?" Full of wine and food, Liang Yun'er supported her small chin with her elbows and asked Zhang right or wrong with a smile.
Zhang Shifei looked at Liang Yun'er, at this time, his heart was chaotic, he naturally knew what tomorrow would be, Qixi Festival, Oriental Valentine's Day, speaking of this festival, Zhang Shifei used to like it very much, after all, for this disciple, this is undoubtedly one of the two supreme festivals of Pickle Niuer, and February 14 in the West, many little lovers in Oriental primary and secondary schools will choose to enter the cave room on this day, and the same is true for the women Zhang Shifei hooked up with before, Naturally, they all kept saying that they were for the sake of unswerving love, but Zhang Shifei understood that this was just an excuse for these gold-worshipping girls to catch little brothers, but they might not know what the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl was about.
The story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is a complete tragedy, about a big-chested [***] ignorant girl on a spring outing, without the slightest sense of crisis, stripped naked and went to the river to bathe, happened to be discovered by a large rural cattle farmer, the cattle farmer in his good friend old cattle instigation, stole the ignorant girl's underwear, and used this to blackmail the ignorant girl, the ignorant girl was forced by the Yinwei of the cattle farmer, and finally fell into the fire pit, and received a marriage certificate under an old elm tree.
Zhang Shifei is very puzzled, according to common sense, the use of violence, coercion or other means to forcibly have sex with a woman, this can be regarded as a crime of forcible annihilation! How did the ignorant girl really fall in love with a stinky cow breeder in the end? Can you still be forced to be emotional? Why is it that he is so desperate that after being detained, he uses the opportunity to visit the prison once a year to meet with the cattle herder?
Later, Zhang Shifei finally understood, no wonder so many women like this festival? The feelings are all a bunch of ignorant girls, just look at the surface and not look at the inside, for them, there is no difference between the Qingming Festival and the Qixi Festival, there is a festival is good, you can justifiably catch a big money, and the rest of the requirements are so much to do.
Of course, these are just Zhang Shifei's previous views, he never believed in women before, and now his mood has changed dramatically, he understands that the woman in front of him is likely to want to confirm the relationship with him tomorrow, God, this is not a joke, you know, Zhang Shifei is who he is, I think Li Lanying gave him a nickname before, called' Devil Ke Wife King', Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, his uncle, he had only heard of Kefu before, and the first time he heard of Kefu, you must know that Liang Yun'er is certain, and if you don't get it right, you can determine it to the Yin City, so this problem is not easier for Zhang Shifei than against the egg demon.
Zhang Shifei coughed hurriedly, stretched out his hand to grab a toothpick, and diverted the topic while picking his teeth: "Ahem, I said, don't call it dear, it's embarrassing......"
When Liang Yun'er heard him say this, she couldn't help but feel very strange, you must know that Zhang Shifei pursued her so strongly before, why is she twisted now? This doesn't fit his surname!
Don't...... Is this the legendary shy man? Shy after catching up? Although Liang Yun'er has seen countless men in the night market before, it is really the first time to meet such a self-contradictory person like Zhang Shifei, she blinked her eyes and looked at Zhang Shifei's obviously flustered expression, and after thinking for a while, she actually laughed with a 'flutter', only to see her say softly to Zhang Shifei: "Okay, okay, if you don't like me to call it that, then I'll change it, well, I want to think about it, what do you call it?" Brother? Brother? Or uncle? ”
Damn, she thinks I have some special hobby! Make no mistake! Zhang Shifei's old face turned red as soon as he boarded, although he was moved when he heard Liang Yun'er want to call him his younger brother, but this is not the point at all, I am not a sister at all! Zhang Shifei actually began to think crankily again, he hurriedly said to Liang Yun'er: "No, no, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean that, I ............"
Liang Yun'er couldn't help but sigh helplessly when she saw him like this, her expression was really much bigger than Zhang Shifei, and she smiled and said, "It's okay, I understand, I ...... you You're fine. ”
What do you know, it's just getting darker and darker! Zhang Shifei was speechless, only to see that Liang Yun'er tapped her lower lip with her finger, and after thinking for a while, she said to Zhang Shifei: "Since you don't like it...... Then what do I call you, well, you should like the ancient times very much, otherwise you wouldn't have said anything to me about the past life or the present life, hehe, then I'll call you Zhang Lang. ”
Cockroach? And the ants! After Zhang Shifei heard this 'Zhang Lang', he suddenly collapsed again, and he couldn't think of anything to refute it, just hung his head in frustration, and Liang Yun'er saw that he didn't speak, so he said: "What, don't you like it?" ”
I like to have ghosts! Zhang Shifei looked at Liang Yun'er with a wry smile, and then said to her: "What, you better change it, otherwise, just call my name directly?" ”
"How's that going to work?" Liang Yun'er said with a happy face: "You are the person I liked for the first time, how can I call you by your name, otherwise, I will continue to call you dear?" ”
“………… You'd better call me a cockroach. Zhang Shifei completely compromised, because he couldn't refute it, that Liang Yun'er's unintentional words were like a knife that touched the cream, piercing him, making him feel happy and painful, he saw that he couldn't convince her, so he didn't acquiesce, cockroaches are cockroaches, just a code name, after all, it is a hundred times stronger than the dear who can 'ask for his life' if he doesn't get it right.
Liang Yun'er saw him compromise, and couldn't help but show a happy smile, obviously, she is a woman who understands the style very well, understands what men want, and now she is full of wine and food, so she said to Zhang Shifei: "Where are we going in a while?" ”
"Anywhere." Zhang Shifei said with some weakness.
Liang Yun'er thought for a while, he looked at the street outside the window of the barbecue restaurant, and then whispered to Zhang Shifei: "Then walk around with me, think about it, since I went to college, I haven't had a good time, this time I want to have a good time." ”
After paying the bill, she took Zhang Shifei's hand and walked out of the barbecue restaurant, the two of them went crazy all afternoon, went to many places, even if Zhang Shifei of the monster physique was also a little unbearable, and couldn't help but feel a little emotional, this woman is really a more ferocious animal than the monster, at least when shopping, their foot strength is much more tenacious than the monster.
Accustomed to seeing Liang Yun'er's previous melancholy and cold side, the current Liang Yun'er's enthusiasm is really a little unbearable for Zhang Shifei, this afternoon, they went to the amusement park, just the steel dragon roller coaster was finished three times, although this thing is like walking on the flat ground for Zhang Shifei, the birdman, but I can't bear to always go around in circles, Zhang Shifei only felt a bit of nausea after three laps, but Liang Yuner still looked unfinished, and Zhang Shifei smiled and said: "It's really enjoyable, it feels like flying." ”
Zhang Shifei hurriedly went to the side to buy two cones, hoping to use ice cream to block her dream of flying, heard her say that this was her first time, the two sat on a bench under the shade of a tree, Liang Yuner said to him: "This is my first time in the amusement park, what about you, you should come often, right?" ”
Zhang Shifei cried and laughed, thinking to himself, don't say it, I really came here not long ago, but it was at night, and I came with the two old men to catch a little monster, but he naturally wouldn't answer like this, I saw him say: "Me...... I came here when I was a child, but I didn't come when I grew up, and you said that this is the first time you have come, and you haven't done anything before...... I'm sorry. ”
Liang Yun'er obviously didn't care, I saw her lick a mouthful of ice cream, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "No, I just want to go out and play with the man I like." ”
Another burst of emotion, the warm current in his heart even the cold vanilla-flavored ice cream could not cool it, and at the same time, looking at Liang Yun'er so lively, Zhang Shifei was relieved, as if the previous exhaustion had flown out of the clouds, she was really free, and he was happy for her in his heart.
This happiness made Zhang Shifei temporarily forget that these were just a short-term warmth, he thought to himself, forget it, just one afternoon, there should be nothing wrong, rather than being afraid of not being like a gentleman, it is better to let go of his hand to accompany her, after all, this is also what he expects in his heart, isn't love just two people together, happy?
But happy to be happy, when Liang Yuner wanted to go to the haunted house, Zhang Shifei said that he didn't dare to go in, the two went crazy for a whole afternoon, Liang Yuner's happiness made Zhang Shifei seem to have infected a child, and they left when it was almost evening, Liang Yuner was holding a big plush doll, with a happy look on her face, this is Zhang Shifei won in the amusement park just now, for this birdman, the shooting game is a piece of cake, after a round, the shopkeeper's face is green, Thinking that the person in front of him would not be a member of the national team, he hurriedly greeted him with a smile, and took the initiative to take out the largest stuffed bear in his store, and took out fifty yuan, and said the classic dialogue to Zhang Shifei.
Zhang Shifei actually didn't lack money for these two toys, but as soon as the shopkeeper said this, he stopped, otherwise he had the ability to loot all the toys in this shooting game store within two hundred yuan.
Liang Yuner hugged the big stuffed bear and looked at Zhang Shifei, it is also strange to say, the man who was a little bored with himself before, now the more he looks at it, the more he likes it, maybe this is the power of love, both parties who fall in love can continue to find the shining points in each other.
On the car back, Zhang Shifei saw that Liang Yun'er seemed to like this plush doll very much, and he was also very happy, he finally discovered an advantage of himself in addition to being able to conjure a perverted bird, and he couldn't imagine that his best skills could be so easy to use even if he was not used to deal with monsters.
The two got off at the edge of the university town, at this time the sun was setting, the clouds were dyed red, autumn did come, the air was slightly cooler at this time, Harbin's Jiangbei District is not like a bustling city, there are not so many high-rise buildings on both sides of the road, and there are no those irritable traffic jams and horns, looking at it from a high place, you can even see the end of the Songhua River, the sunset dyes the river red, the distant horizon is close to the eye, this quiet picture is so peaceful.
Zhang Shifei stretched his waist, then took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, just lit the fire, Liang Yun'er on the side pulled the cigarette out of his mouth again, Zhang Shifei looked at Liang Yun'er, only to see her smile and said: "Smoke less, it's not good for your health." ”
Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly: "Why is this so familiar, it seems that I told you before." ”
"Really?" Liang Yun'er's little face turned red, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Then if I quit smoking, can you quit too?" ”
Zhang Shifei really didn't dare to answer, Liang Yun'er saw that he was speechless, so she smiled and said to him: "Okay, I quit smoking, I just hope you can smoke less, after all, it's not like before, we still have a long way to go, and we have to think about it for the future." ”
She is serious, Zhang understands right and wrong, Liang Yuner said to him, when she graduates, she will stay in Harbin, there is no need to repay her debts now, but she also has to work hard to make money, after all, she is not the kind of girl who is used to relying on others, so many years of reading have cultivated her unique proud surname, although Zhang Shifei's family is richer, but Liang Yuner does not want to rely on him, the future life still has to rely on her own hands to create, as long as there is love, when it stabilizes, there will be children between the two...... Liang Yun'er said this, her little face couldn't help but turn red again, women love to dream, all kinds of dreams, in the dream of their own bright future, but when it comes to children, Liang Yun'er suddenly felt a little embarrassed, he looked at Zhang Shifei, Zhang Shifei hurriedly passed his face, although Liang Yun'er said that the life he wanted was exactly what he wanted, but he also understood that with the current situation, these things were just a mirror.
I think Mr. Choi once said to him, that is, "If you don't have enough strength, you can't really capture happiness." ”
Zhang Shifei didn't know where Mr. Cui came from so much of a slip of the tongue, listening to Mr. Cui say this sentence was under the influence of a little girl who sold lighters, but Zhang Shifei didn't believe it, you think this is a fairy tale, and the little girl who buys a lighter, Andersen will vomit blood when he hears your words, you must know that Mr. Cui can only meet those old ladies who sell wool films with children on their backs on the street, where can you touch a little girl who sells lighters? Maybe I learned it from a manga I read again.
However, Zhang Shifei agrees with this sentence very much, without enough strength, there is not enough happiness, Zhang Shifei can now be said to be unfed, and he is not qualified to enjoy love if the curse is not removed, after so many things, Zhang Shifei suddenly felt that he was actually the same as those young people who could not get married in society, and a marriage without an economic foundation was like a building without a foundation, and a slight crustal shaking turned back into a ruin.
Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, and thought of self-deprecation in his heart: It turns out that I am so barren.
Fortunately, although I am barren, but I have time, Zhang Shifei thought, I have enough time to become stronger, as long as I am alive, yes, as long as I am alive, I have the right to chase happiness, and then I will enjoy that hard-won happiness.
At this time, the two had already walked into Liang Yun'er's school and came to her dormitory, when the time for separation was up, Zhang Shifei said to Liang Yun'er: "Go back, I'm tired this day, go back and sleep well." ”
To say that the campus is the best carrier for the spread of grapevine, Liang Yun'er has a good appearance, it should be regarded as a flower-level, there is no impermeable wall in the world, beauty can also be counted as a sin to a certain extent, the gossip about her has always been the focus of discussion among boys of the same level before going to bed, various versions and various plots, because it is now after dinner, and the weather is suitable for walking, so the students on campus are wandering around in twos and threes, with a lot of sharp eyes, found that Liang Yun'er, who had been missing for a few days, reappeared, and couldn't help but start talking behind her back again, their eyes looking at Zhang Shifei were a little wrong, Zhang Shifei hated this kind of look very much, just like looking at a foolish rich second generation.
But to some extent, he is indeed a fool rich second generation, Liang Yuner is not much, after all, she is used to it, what she has been carrying before, let her learn to be strong, it seems that the eyes of others are nothing to her at all, as long as she lives happily, why should she care about the eyes of others?
So she smiled and said to Zhang Shifei: "You just let me go up like this?" ”
"Huh?" Zhang Shifei was stunned for a moment, he looked at Liang Yun'er's somewhat coquettish appearance, and suddenly felt a little overwhelmed, and a feeling of uneasiness came out in his heart.
Liang Yun'er couldn't help but sigh when she saw him look stupid, and then touched her lips with her index finger a little shyly, Zhang Shifei naturally knew what this meant.
A sweet kiss goodbye to end this perfect day. In the men's dormitory building opposite the girls' dormitory building, I don't know which window suddenly came out of a whistle, Liang Yun'er's face turned red again, she looked at Zhang Shifei, and she wanted to stop talking.
Zhang Shifei cried and laughed, he knew in his heart that some things can be done, but some things must not, at least now it is like this, according to legend, there is a bird in ancient times, the name is the plover, its feathers are the most poisonous thing in the world, and it is also the most gorgeous thing, although Zhang Shifei is not a doom, but he knows that at this time, the lips of the peacock also seem to be smeared with a layer of poison, this seemingly sweet kiss is tantamount to drinking a doom to quench his thirst, he can't do it.
Only with enough strength can we capture happiness, Zhang Shifei finally understood this sentence, it was Mr. Cui who said it to himself, thinking of this, he finally mustered up the courage and said to Liang Yun'er: "I...... I want to talk to you. ”
"Huh?" Liang Yun'er, who was still immersed in happiness just a moment ago, was stunned for a moment, he looked at Zhang Shifei, Zhang Shifei's expression was very firm at this time, but there was a trace of sadness in the firmness.
When Liang Yun'er saw him like this, she asked him a little strangely, "What's the matter?" ”
Zhang Shifei took a deep breath, at this time the sunset was about to set, it seemed that it was the time to have a showdown with her, but it was easy to say, at this time Liang Yun'er's face made Zhang Shifei a little afraid to look directly, so Zhang Shifei had to lower his head and said to Liang Yun'er: "I'...... In fact...... I wanted to tell you something, but you promised me...... Don't be angry, okay? ”
Damn, where did my usual neat mouth go! Zhang Shifei scolded himself in his heart, and at this moment he realized how clumsy he was, that Liang Yun'er blinked, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Well, you say, what is the matter?" ”
Fight! Zhang Shifei thought of this, so he mustered up the courage to raise his head, and then said to Liang Yun'er: "I mean...... If, if we just stay where we are...... That is, in the current state, will you wait for me? ”
Liang Yun'er obviously didn't understand very well, so she tilted her head and said to Zhang Shifei: "What? I don't understand a little, you let me wait for you, where are you going? ”
"It's not going anywhere!" Zhang Shifei felt as if he was about to collapse again, and he said to Liang Yun'er: "I mean, we seem to be making progress too fast now...... I'm not ready, will you wait until I'm ready, and we'll be together again? ”
Liang Yun'er seemed to be a little unable to understand this sentence, but he said to Zhang Shifei angrily and funny: "I don't need to prepare a woman, what do you say you are preparing for a big man." ”
A seat will say Zhang right and wrong is a little self-ashamed, indeed, it is indeed too hypocritical to say this! But there's no way, damn Yi Xinxing said that you can't force ordinary people to understand another world, otherwise it will be even worse!
Therefore, he was only silent, that Liang Yun'er looked at him, and was not angry, after a stalemate for a while, I saw her sigh, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Alas, okay, I said, no matter what hobbies you have, I don't care, so what steps do we start with, do you want to write love letters............
Damn it! Zhang Shifei was still very sad, but after listening to Liang Yun'er's words, he couldn't cry or laugh in an instant, eldest sister, you are completely wrong! Think of me as a dead otaku with weird habits! However, Zhang Shifei thought about it, this is not a good way?! Although Liang Yuner is regarded as a special hobby, this is also a good reason, at least a hundred times stronger than a showdown or thinking about something else.
So he raised his head and said to Liang Yun'er with some embarrassment: "What's that...... That's right, actually...... Actually, I've been injured before, and the psychiatrist said that it's called 'stage love paranoia', and if you get too close to a different surname, it's easy to go into shock...... So can we start with ordinary friends...... You know, it may take a long time for me to be cured, will you wait for me? ”
After saying this, Zhang Shifei himself wanted to give himself a big-eared thunderbolt, a fart at this stage, this is too fake! He thought to himself, why did he start talking nonsense when he was nervous! How convincing is this!
However, I have to say that Liang Yun'er really believed it, only to see her open her little mouth in surprise, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Ah, no wonder, you have been wrong today, it turns out that this is the case, it is really difficult for you, you said it earlier." ”
No way! Is this all right?? Seeing Liang Yun'er believing her, Zhang Shifei was obviously much more surprised than her, only to see Liang Yun'er smile and say to him: "It's okay, I understand, in fact, when I was at work in Wolf Howl, I also met guests like this, guests with obsessive-compulsive disorder, all of them are in their forties, and after drinking, I had to pretend to be his tablemate, and finally cried a mess, saying that it was his first love...... It's pathetic. ”
Seeing Liang Yun'er looking at herself with a loving face, it was obvious that Zhang Shifei's 'mental illness' did not disgust her, but even had the opposite effect, inspiring her mother's surname, Zhang Shifei suddenly couldn't believe it, but all this was so real, I couldn't imagine that there were really people in this world who had this kind of hobby, no wonder Liang Yun'er believed it.
So Zhang Shifei let out a sigh, and at the same time, the cold sweat on his back began to bubble out, and he didn't notice it at all, at this time, at the corner of the boys' dormitory building, a pair of strange eyes were watching him.
(To be continued)