In the evening.

"Quack!"

A familiar voice rang out, but it was the crow back.

"Huh?"

The crow glanced at Yang Qun, immediately froze, and exclaimed, "Good guy! You've fully mastered the ninth set of breathing techniques? ”

Yang Qun nodded calmly.

The crow flew around Yang Qun, confirming that Yang Qun had integrated the breathing technique into every move, exhaling and inhaling, and had to admit: "The body is extremely bad, but being able to fully master the ninth set of breathing techniques within a few days is still a bit of potential." ”

Yang Qun smiled dumbly. This dead crow was obviously shocked in his heart, but when he commented, he deliberately belittled it, looking "just so".

Yang Qun said: "I have mastered this breathing technique, next, what else do you have to teach me?" ”

The crow waved his wings and said, "You are in poor health, and you are not suitable for practicing too many things right now." When your blood grows stronger, I will teach you another set of boxing techniques. By the way, to cultivate physical arts, you need to devour a lot of meat, how much money do you have on you now? ”

Yang Qun said: "I originally accumulated more than 12,000 yuan, and last semester I received a bonus of 5,000 yuan, and I still have a card of 1,000 yuan in hand. I still have more than 18,000. ”

The crow laughed and laughed cheaply: "This little money can't sustain cultivation at all!" People who practice physical arts will eat a few hundred yuan of meat for a meal, and you will use up this money in a month. Now there is an opportunity to make a quick buck, do you want to seize this opportunity and make a lot of money? ”

Yang Qunhu doubted: "There is such a good opportunity? Let's take a look. ”

The crow smiled cheaply: "You come with me!" ”

Yang Qun followed the crows and went straight to Chengbei Park.

Although Yang Qun is an otaku, he is still very familiar with Chengbei Park. In this park in the north of the city, there is a large area of grassland, and the best thing is that in the grassland, there is an iron tree planted at intervals, which can just cut off the view from the outside, which is really a good place for field battles.

Every night, dozens of pairs of wild mandarin ducks run to Chengbei Park, lie on the soft grass, and engage in hand-to-hand combat.

Yang Qun, a little otaku, will not go out easily. If he goes out, his favorite place to go is to come to Chengbei Park, take a walk, and listen to others fighting in the field.

Yang Qun followed the crow into the park and took a deep breath. In addition to the fragrance of flowers and plants, there is also a strange smell in the air. Yang Qun glanced at the garbage can next to the road, which was full of wet paper towels, and this strange smell came from it.

Yang Qun said as he walked: "Say, what do you want to do when you brought me here?" ”

The crow smiled cheaply, and pointed with his wings: "Two hundred meters ahead, there is a couple who are talking to me and me, and they are about to **, and they are engaged in a fierce field battle." Your mission is to go to the park and interrupt a couple's field fight and make them run bare-assed in fear. ”

Yang Qun glared at the crow: "Boring." ”

Leaving this sentence, Yang Qun immediately walked back.

The crow smiled cheaply and said, "That couple, you should know the man, his name is Li Songhua." ”

Yang Qun's footsteps slowed.

The crow continued to smile and said, "This Li Songhua has an anonymous bank card on his body, and there are more than 20,000 yuan in the card. If you let them run bare-bottomed in fright, I can take the opportunity to take this bearer bank card back and give it to you. ”

Yang Qun can't walk now.

Yang Qun turned around and said, "You asked me to interrupt other people's field battles, there must be a purpose, right?" ”

The crow glanced at Yang Qun and said, "You are really smart. Yes, I asked you to interrupt their field battle because I wanted to take a small revenge on this Li Songhua. A few days ago, when I was fusing chips, it was this guy who kicked the door outside, which made me almost fail to fuse. This time, I not only had to interrupt his good work, but also took his bank card. How about it, do you do this? ”

Yang Qunyi gritted his teeth: "Dry!" ”

Yang Qun walked forward, his heart pounding.

This is the first time Yang Qun has done this kind of thing, and he is a little nervous.

The crow landed on Yang Qun's shoulder, looked at Yang Qun with contempt, and said, "Yang Qun, your psychological quality is really a problem. What are you nervous about such a little thing! It seems that you have to do more stimulating things to exercise your mental quality. ”

Yang Qun said angrily: "Even if it's two wild dogs, it's in the handover. When it's matched, I don't want anyone to run over to disturb me, let alone people. The two young couples were together with great interest, and I ran over to interrupt them, which was simply looking for a beating. It's possible to run into a grumpy guy and be beaten half to death, do you think I can not be nervous? ”

The crow monster smiled: "Don't worry, when men and women do this kind of thing, most of them are bare-assed, and he is embarrassed to chase you." Even if he chases it out, he doesn't dare to chase it far with his bare ass! Go forward, make a bold move, and enjoy the excitement happily! ”

After saying this, the crow sang: "Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward, my brother is waiting for you in the woods in front, quack quack......"

Yang Qun was already a little nervous, and when he heard the crow singing loudly, he couldn't help but glare at the crow.

The crow didn't pay attention to Yang Qun's threat at all, and chattered: "Master, you really don't understand the amorous feelings!" The song I just sang contains a wonderful story, this is a gorgeous battle between men and women, this is an all-round communication between boys and girls...... Belch. ”

Yang Qun grabbed the crow's neck, tapped his fingers on the crow's head, and threatened: "If you chatter any more, I will pluck out the hair on your whole body and throw you into the hen pile." By the way, I'm going to give you a name now, which is Cheap Bird. Because you're so cheap. ”

The crow quacked and said, "Whatever you want, I'm so cheap, what can you do with me?" I tell you, the cheapest bird is invincible! ”

Yang Qun was speechless.

Passing through a field of ten miles of incense, the light in front of me became dim, and a meadow appeared in front of me. When I opened my eyes, I could see a pair of figures, clinging to each other in the grass, obviously, these figures were a couple.

The cheap bird got excited and hummed: "Ah, spring is coming, the grass is soft, the air is humid, and the animals are all in love. Matched! Ah......h

The cheap bird landed on a branch and said obscenely: "Yang Qun, do you want me to steal a few clothes for you?" You have too many hormones in your body, and these clothes can help you lower your hormone levels. You see, this little lilac vest is good, I'll get it for you......"

Yang Qun was speechless.

This crow is really a cheap bird.

The cheap bird chattered in his mouth: "It's really hypocritical, I obviously like it in my heart, and I have to pretend to be righteous and awe-inspiring." If you like it, go get it, what are you afraid of. Grab a few pieces of clothing and you won't get pregnant. If you really don't want it, leave it to me to make a nest, I need a warm and sweet nest ......"

Yang Qunqiang resisted the urge to strangle it and walked dozens of meters. At this time, the cheap bird pointed to a pair of men and women in front of him, and said with a low smile: "This is the pair!" Yang Qun, it's up to you now! Remember, make sure they run bare-bottomed! ”

Yang Qun approached cautiously, and when he reached more than 30 meters, he could already hear the conversation between the man and woman.

Woman: "You must be good to me." ”

Man: "Well, I'll be nice to you." ”

Woman: "You have to always be good to me." ”

Man: "Well, I'll always be nice to you. Xiaosi, your figure is so good, you are beautiful everywhere. Come, untie this garment and let me admire it. ”

As soon as Yang Qun heard it, he immediately heard that this man was Li Songhua. And that woman is the little silk who ran away that day.

Although Yang Qun looked at Li Songhua unpleasantly, he still secretly admired it in his heart: "Li Songhua is really a pickled girl." This little silk has obviously run away, but I didn't expect to be hooked up by him so soon, this kind of trick of picking up girls is really amazing. ”

Yang Qun looked around, thinking about how to destroy the good deeds of these two people.

******

On the grass, Li Songhua hugged the girl, and her heart was so happy that she wanted to sing.

This Xiaosi is a famous little beauty in Yulin No. 1 Middle School, and there are many suitors, but in the end, he still has the last laugh, and tonight is the time to kiss Fangze.

"Well, that's it, woman. As long as you give up the money and coax you to be happy, everything is easy to say. This little slut ran away last time, and now he is not obediently lying in Lao Tzu's arms, let Lao Tzu get it. Li Songhua's eyes were full of affection, but his heart was triumphant.

Li Songhua was thinking wildly in his heart, but his two hands were unceremoniously.

This Xiaosi has changed a few boyfriends, and for this kind of woman, she has enough respect on her lips, and she doesn't need to be polite.

Li Songhua's online name is "Good at Understanding People's Clothes", and untying the corset with one hand is his unique skill. He moved non-stop with one hand, but with the other he skillfully moved, and it only took him forty-five seconds to untie what should be untied and remove what should be removed.

That skillful action is like a mouse eating rice and a puppy gnawing bones.

Li Songhua smiled proudly and was about to get to the point.

Suddenly, someone not far away exclaimed: "There are snakes!" ”

Li Songhua was shocked on the spot, and his actions froze. What he fears most is snakes, such slippery and cold animals, which are uncomfortable to see, let alone get on his body.

Xiaosi was also surprised. Women are naturally afraid of snakes and bugs, and when she suddenly hears that there are snakes, where can she be calm.

"Whew!"

When the two of them were stunned, a long, wet and cold thing suddenly flew over and landed right on the thighs of the two.

"Ahh

Li Songhua and Xiaosi screamed in fright, subconsciously pulled this thing away, and didn't even bother to wear clothes, so they ran dozens of meters away with their bare butts.

Li Songhua stood for a while, cautiously probing, but suddenly found that the wet and slippery thing was actually a wet grass rope, and he couldn't help but scold angrily.

Li Songhua held Xiaosi's small waist, and wanted to continue the good deeds. But Xiaosi pushed him away: "Every time I am with you, there is nothing good!" Get out of the way! ”

After scolding, Xiaosi got dressed and left directly, ignoring Li Songhua's retention at all.

"!"

Li Songhua scolded hatefully, his eyes were spinning, trying to find out who was making trouble just now, but the light in the park was dim, and he couldn't be sure for a long time. Li Songhua picked up the clothes depressedly, but found that a bank card inside the clothes had disappeared at some point.

"I'm, at me!"

Li Songhua let out a roar when he appeared, which frightened the people around him to look over and point at him one by one, and some of them even ate and laughed.

Li Songhua only realized at this time that he was not dressed yet. He didn't care about roaring, got dressed as fast as he could, and walked away.

Under the shadow of a tree.

"Hahaha!"

Yang Qun couldn't help but laugh as he watched Li Songhua slip away.

On the side, the cheap bird also laughed weirdly.

I have to say that it's still cool to interrupt other people's field battles.

"Give!"

The cheap bird threw an anonymous bank card to Yang Qun and said, "I'm going to continue my happy crow life and come back after a while." By the way, I've done a little bit of tricks on you, and if you're in danger, just call out in your heart, and I'll come over. ”

With a single word, the crow disappeared without a trace.

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