After all the formalities were completed, I was told that I could rest for three days, and then go to the city public security bureau to report, and then I officially took off my military uniform and changed into a police uniform.

As a city on the far north border of China, Linhai covers an area of 23,000 square kilometers, which is very vast. But the population is only a sparse about a million people. Fighting and brawling are commonplace, but there are very few hookups that kill people and sell goods.

Leaving the organization department, I looked up and saw that it was still early, and I was idle and simply pressed the road aimlessly. The vague childhood memories overlap with the scenery in front of me, and my heart is full of the excitement of the wanderer's return to his hometown.

After walking for a long time, I unconsciously came to the street where my family used to live, but fortunately, my appearance has changed greatly after more than 20 years of being away from home, and I am not worried about being recognized except for my loved ones. Looking at the place where I fought (naughty) when I was a child, it was both familiar and strange, and when I thought about the time of twenty years in the blink of an eye, a child of seven or eight years old was almost at the end of his life, and time flew by and I couldn't help but feel full of emotion.

At this moment, a small two-story building with a bath sign on the side of the road attracted me, and I immediately seduced fond memories of sneaking into the women's bathhouse dressed as a girl in my childhood.

When I think of the wonderful scenes at that time, I can't help but smile nostalgically. Alas, I don't know if the big head is still in Lin Hai, is it just like other young people, leaving his hometown to work hard in the big city?

Just when I felt that the years were too short for life, the door of the bath was slammed open, and a figure rushed out of it in embarrassment, followed by a large group of old ladies holding brooms, mops, chairs, and one of the leading aunts even held a kitchen knife! The crowd excitedly came out of it.

Cold, I went back to my childhood in a trance to peek at the scene of being exposed and hunted, and subconsciously raised my arm to cover my face, and I was about to run away. Just raised his feet and woke up, grandma's Lao Tzu hadn't done that for many years, what a run!

Just look at the leading aunt, fat and strong, eyebrows upside down, pinching the waist with one hand and holding a kitchen knife with the other, posing a charging POSS, opening her mouth and scolding: "Zhou Dapeng!" You are a deflated calf who has no asshole for giving birth to a child, and has lost your virtue and talent for eight lifetimes to become a big-headed ghost! You lack virtue and smoke, the old lady was peeked at by you when she was a daughter-in-law, and now my granddaughter can play soy sauce, you still fucking sneak into the women's bathhouse, and you are not afraid to blind your dog eyes! ”

The one who escaped, don't look at the torn clothes and embarrassed, but he is nearly 1.9 meters tall, with well-proportioned and powerful abdominal muscles like small steamed buns, and he runs fast with long arms and legs. It's a pity that there is a huge head above the neck, three times larger than ordinary people, a pair of small eyes that sneakily squint at people, and laugh as obscene as they are. The head of such a big-headed pervert grows on such a manly torso, which makes people quite violent.

"Wowhaha, white peony, you don't look at your current belly, you think it's the white and smooth water when you are a little daughter-in-law! You are now upside down to the master, and the master is not uncommon! The master is here today to take a look at your new daughter-in-law, and by the way, I will open my eyes to Brother David, lest the eldest brother marry a tigress like you, and delay the sexual happiness of a lifetime. You don't appreciate my arrival, and you still want to cut the master with a kitchen knife, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people! ”

I opened my mouth wide and looked at this mighty aunt dumbfounded, I couldn't believe that this was the most beautiful little daughter-in-law Bai Peony in this area back then. Time is really a pig-killing knife!

The crowd was so excited that they couldn't eat this big-headed brother alive, but this leg and foot were too neat, and he easily kept a safe distance of more than ten meters from these aunts. Laughing and scolding led this group of aunts to smoke, and a few people with bad hearts almost turned their backs.

The combat effectiveness of the aunts is world-famous, and they stand out with the strength of one person, and they can't help but let passers-by give their thumbs up, and praise is really a cow B!

That man happened to run past me, maybe I always stared at him, which made him a little annoyed, glared at me and scolded and shouted What to see, I'm not a fucking girl, you have the ability to go to the women's bathhouse too!

I was amused, and raised my middle finger at him and replied, Lao Tzu had seen it twenty years ago, and he was still standing in the woman's pile and being held in his arms.

When I was a kid, I was very good-looking, and I almost looked like a little girl with a wig. So every time the big head is being pushed away, but I am held in the arms of the big girls and little daughters-in-law and laughing and playing. I almost vomited blood because of this, and went home yelling to go back to my fucking belly and be reborn again. As a result, his mother gave him a vivid physiology lesson directly with a stick.

The big head ran past me, and when he heard the words, he turned around and trotted back, looking me up and down, and it took more than ten seconds for him to point at my nose violently, shouting in surprise, Hao Yan, your uncle!

I was startled, and quickly made a gesture to make him quieter, don't shout, I ran back!

Before we could say a few words, a kitchen knife mixed with a fierce wind flew between the two of us. I was startled, I don't need to ask if this must be the white peony of the year, and now the white peony was dumped by her grandmother. My mother, this little daughter-in-law has become an old lady, and her combat power is soaring!

Bai Peony hated the big head, pointed at the two of us and waved his hand and shouted, this deflated calf still has accomplices, can't let them run away, catch it and cut off their roots, let this gang of killers play in waves!

I subconsciously pinched my crotch and was so frightened that my face turned green. These old ladies can definitely do what they say. What are you talking about so far, run!

The two of us didn't care about it or looked at the direction, just ran with our heads down, and behind us was a large group of aunts shouting and shouting and killing, and the whole road was instantly ignited. Watching the lively shouting and cheering, its spectacular scene is no less than the New Year's twisting Yangge. I lament in my heart, I hope I don't get recognized by my relatives at home!

The big head looked at me while running, and kept babbling about your uncle's, your uncle's. I hate it so much that I want to kill my relatives in righteousness, so I just surrender and castrate him together.

After turning around and around, I quickly got rid of the aunts, and as soon as I stopped, I punched my shoulder, shouting Hao Yan, you are a calf, how do you know that you are dead.

I held my shoulders and smiled bitterly, it seems that time may not change everything, at least the big head is still so straightforward.

What else is there to say at this time, the two of them found a restaurant, ordered a table of hard dishes to bring a beer, and spread their arms to eat and drink while chatting. We first recalled the glorious deeds of fighting together in childhood (peeking at the women's bathhouse), but the more I thought about it, the more unpleasant it became, and it seemed that I was held in the arms of the little daughter-in-law and the eldest girl, and he was chased like a dog. Sadness came from the heart, and I couldn't help but drop a few sad tears.

As a last resort, I talked about what happened after I left. At this time, Datou told me that I came down from the mountain and fell unconscious that day, and I couldn't help but frighten my family, even Datou's parents. Hang him up, really beat him up, and forbid him to go out and make trouble again.

But Datou and I are naturally like-minded bad friends, according to my father's words, the two boys are the dogs who ate together and reincarnated in their previous lives. The big head was beaten so that his head was big three times, and he still thinks about me, and secretly comes over every day to see if I'm okay. At that time, when he saw that I was out more and less breathing, I was really like a dead man, and he didn't cry less.

I was very touched to hear this.

Although I am approaching my prime, to be honest, I really haven't made many friends. When I was a child, I was busy learning and practicing martial arts, so I didn't have spare time to play with children. After joining the army, the training was even harder, and although the comradeship was strong, it was still a little regrettable compared to the friends who really peed and mud together.

Only the eldest man, he is the first friend in life, even after 20 years, we see each other again as natural as childhood, as if we have been separated for not 20 years, but only two days.

Thinking of the scene of being chased and killed by the aunts just now, I couldn't help but laugh: "People say that the bigger the better." Only you kid, Bai has such a big head, and the more you live, the more you whirl. Now that ** has reached this point, even the aunt's milk level is not spared, and it is too much to give the two of us mixed little calves a long face. ”

Hearing me mention the name of my childhood, the big head first smiled obscenely, and then turned into a bitter smile, and I was spitting bitterness: "You dead ghost slipped away to the big city and was free, how do you know the bitterness of our small place!" Since the year your whole family left, our Lin Hai's days have been the New Year of the old singles, and every year is as bitter as a year. First of all, state-owned enterprises closed down one after another, and the streets were full of laid-off workers who set up stalls on the ground, and eight out of ten businesses went bankrupt, and the remaining two also lost money and made money. ”

I was amazed: "So miserable! ”

The big head stretched out his hand and pointed to the street outside, his face full of grief and indignation: "Look at it, look at it!" Not to mention the young girls on the street outside, there are not even a few elementary school students, all of them have gone to school and work in other places. Bitter, I don't want to look at those old ladies, isn't it with a glimmer of hope, thinking that I can meet a younger one. ”

I sighed and took a sip of wine, it was indeed quite bitter, and it was hard to be embarrassed by the talented pervert of Big Head.

After talking about the past, we should talk about the present, and I asked him, what are you doing now?

How do you know that the big head's complexion changed instantly, his face was gloomy and ghostly, his eyes were staring at me, and he saw that my heart was hairy, so he smiled and said, "I am ...... now Do...... What the hell! ”