It doesn't matter who it is.

As long as you live in the land of China.

Whether it is east-west traversal, or north-south traversal.

But if you deal with those words and things that don't have four or six, no matter how the other party is tolerant of all rivers and rivers, you can use one word to respond to and summarize, which is the famous word "fart". I have to say that the person who invented the word fart is great, although it sounds very loud, and no one thinks that these two words are elegant. It's just such a word, in the field, at the conference, after tea and dinner, bickering, justified or unreasonable, anyone who says it from the mouth has a kind of angry situation, and everyone can speak without a teacher.

The prodigal son of Woyun admired this word very much.

The genius who invented the word solved a lot of unnecessary troubles.

For example, bullshit, unreliable, false, imposing a name, arrogant, slandering, bad words, distrust, etc., as long as you say this earth-shaking word in your mouth, everything that should and shouldn't be done and words can be overturned like thunder, whether it is the past, the present life, or the future, farting is still the most hilarious endorsement.

Mr. Lu Xun said that if the peony is the national flower, then "fucking" can be compared to "national scolding".

The prodigal son of Woyun thinks that farting can be called the crown of foul mouth.

It's not just people.

He, she, it farts.

What's that? Oh, oh, you can't fart, go to the hospital and find a proctologist to take a good look.

Woyun Langzi's "Tomb Yellow Spring" is better compared to a fart process, quietly finished, quietly no one knows, this fart is released, it is indeed released, it is not clamped, it is not blocked, and it is not hard to put it around, but it is not waiting for it to stink, it is gone. As if it had never happened, Woyun Langzi felt: This "Tomb Yellow Spring" is like an idle egg sore person studying a large grenade, no matter how big this grenade is, no matter how strong the lethality is, in the final analysis, it is still a grenade, it can not exceed the explosion range of 100 meters, once it is exceeded, whoever throws it will die!

If you compare this "Tomb Yellow Springs" to the research and development of high-end technology, it will be described as a fart.

Then this fart will have the power of an atomic bomb, and the whole world will pay attention.

It doesn't sound like a good deal.

It's the same thing.

Stinky farts don't make a sound, loud farts don't stink, serial farts stink and sound.

Someone asked loudly: Can the fart of this "Tomb Yellow Springs" sound?

Woyun Langzi replied shamelessly: It depends on whether the spiritual wind of the online article is strong, don't let it blow away directly, and it will definitely stink a lot!

The main reason is that Woyun Prodigal is a low-level writer, and then leans on the fart, Woyun Prodigal is a professional fart person, no one cares if he lets it go or not, Woyun Prodigal Zi is happy, readers don't know, did he let it go? Woyun Langzi patted his chest and replied: I did let it go, we just let it go, there is nothing we dare not admit, but this "Tomb Yellow Springs" is not as loud and smelly as a serial fart, shocking to the world, nor is it like a single fart that causes a thousand waves, so I have to classify this "Tomb Yellow Springs" as a proper wilt.

If you have a fart, you will break your body, and if you don't have a fart, you will squeeze hard, and you will exercise.

That's it.

The old and young masters in the world, the ladies collect, recommend tickets, monthly passes, and reward all go to the death to smash the prodigal son!

June 5, 2015