Chapter 54: Zombies (Part I)
Chapter 54: Zombies (Part I)
Whether it's sad or not, the New Year is still going to be lived, and the old friends from before the New Year are back, some are dressed in flowers, and some are embarrassed, but the friendship of the year will not be forgotten no matter what.
Wang Feng is very righteous, he came to me as soon as he came back, and after finding me, he had to invite me to drink. These nights, I basically drink until the middle of the night, and during the day, I sleep hard, and the days pass quickly.
I remember that on the night of the sixth day of junior high school, a few friends and I were so drunk that we couldn't tell the difference between the east and the west, and it was late at night, and we were walking on the way home. While we were talking, a bright light suddenly flashed, and then a deafening thunder sounded.
The originally quiet mountain village began to boil, and the dogs and chickens were so noisy that everyone turned on the lights, and it seemed that they were frightened. The people around me were startled, staring at each other and unable to speak for a long time. After a long time, a friend said, "I'll go, whose gas bottle burst?" ”
At that time, everyone was already drunk, after the Spring Festival was spring, there was nothing strange about the occasional spring thunder, everyone didn't think much about it and went home, anyway, it didn't matter to themselves, even if the sky fell, Yao Ming was on top.
When I got home, I was so dizzy that I had long forgotten about the eighty-year catastrophe, and I only thought it was spring thunder, so I didn't think much about it and fell asleep.
I didn't wake up until noon the next day, and I had just walked to the kitchen to get ready for lunch, but my mother took my hand and said to me seriously, "What time did you come back yesterday, don't go out tonight." ”
After hearing my mother's words, I vaguely felt that something seemed to have happened, and my mother didn't care what time I came back during the Chinese New Year, and she didn't care where I went at night, but what happened today? I asked, "Why don't you let people out during the Chinese New Year?" ”
My mother said, "Don't go out if you don't go out, now I don't know what is coming in the village, last night the old bald pigs were bitten to death, the whole village dog was bloody, and several died, some people say there are tigers." ”
"What? Tiger? Has anyone been bitten to death? I asked.
The mother said, "There are no people, all the men in the village went to the mountains this morning, and your father went, so why don't you come back now?" ”
My mother was worried about my dad's safety, and I said, "It's okay, you're just worrying, there are so many of them, it's okay, they may already be on their way back." ”
At this time, Dad called back and said that he would come back for dinner later and told us to eat first. My mother and father talked a lot before they hung up, probably telling my father not to be strong when something happened, and not to go far alone.
When I was eating, I was thinking, I have never heard of a tiger here since I was a child, and I have never heard the old man say it, and there are two hunters in the village, and the dogs of the two hunters add up to eighteen if not twenty, plus there are at least thirty earth dogs in the village, even if the tiger is really besieged by thirty dogs, it is estimated that it will be difficult to get out of the whole body, right?
I remembered what the white-bearded old tree fairy said about eighty years of catastrophe, is this it? If it was really a beast, I would burn the old tree fairy's hair that was out of gravity, and the "rolling pin" he gave him couldn't kill the mouse, how could I beat the tiger?
After eating I slipped out quietly, and I went to see how the old bald pig was bitten to death. This old bald head is an old man at the head of our village, and he is as nicknamed him. The two sons are very rich, but this old man just can't be idle, he has to farm and raise pigs, the old bald head is very popular in the village, he usually always laughs, and he loves to joke, as long as it's a joke, no matter how he makes it, he won't get angry.
As I walked towards the entrance of the village, I met my father, who saw me and asked, "Where are you going?" ”
I said, "I'm not going anywhere, I'll just walk around for a while and then go back." ”
The father said, "What to go?" Now that the village is not peaceful, don't go out, come home with me. ”
I asked, "You haven't killed the tiger yet?" ”
My father said, "Where is the tiger, I don't know what it is this time, don't go out, the bald pigs have been bitten to death, and even the dogs are running around in the mountains like crazy." ”
It seemed that my father's thoughts were the same as mine, and I quickly said, "I'll go to a friend's house to get something and I'll be back in a while, you can go back to dinner first." ”
The father said, "Come back quickly, don't go to the side of the mountain, don't go out of the village." ”
I nodded, and my father headed home, apparently hungry. I continued to walk in the direction of the entrance of the village, and along the way I saw that almost all the dogs in the village were wounded, and all of them were listlessly drooping their tails.
When I arrived at the old bald man's house, he found that his dead pig had not had time to be buried, and it had been dumped in the open space next to the house, and I knew that the old bald man was struggling with whether he should take the meat home and eat it.
When I walked to the pig's side, I saw the pig's miserable appearance, it was really miserable, there was no good skin on the head, the flesh was blurred, the stomach was cut open, the intestines flowed all over the ground, some of the intestines had been pierced, and the exposed intestines were covered with mud, not to mention how disgusting it was, plus the fishy smell I almost vomited the overnight meal.
I couldn't stand the smell and when I was about to retreat, I noticed a little bit of a clue, I found a lot of small wounds. These small wounds are bitten and do not look like animal bites, because animals that dare to bite pigs cannot have their mouths that small.
I looked at the wounds and felt that they were about the size of a person's mouth, and I didn't believe it, but I measured it with my hand and was surprised to find that it was about the size of my mouth. I'll go, it's a human bite, which pervert does this good thing?
I also found an incident, Nima's old bald head appeared when I was gesturing my mouth, this old guy stood silently behind me, and when I found out it was too late, I saw this old man leaning forward and backward with a smile, and said to me while laughing: "The boy stole my pork to eat, is it delicious?" ”
I knew he was joking again, I knew him, he knew me, and I also smiled and said to him: "Haha, bald head now that you have meat to eat, your relatives should have more than 200 catties, right?" It's enough for you to eat for a month. ”
The old bald head smiled and said: "Isn't it more than two hundred pounds, I have been feeding it for more than five months, I originally wanted to kill and buy a dress after a while, but now there is nothing, what are you little boy running here to see?" ”
I couldn't tell him about the eighty years of the catastrophe, lest he compare my IQ to the one lying on the ground, so I could only lie and say, "I studied animals in college, and I'm going to see what your relatives were bitten to death." ”
When the old bald man saw that I was a cultural person, his attitude towards me immediately changed, and he gave me a cigarette and asked, "Then do you see that you were bitten to death by something?" ”
I thought about it, and where can I see Nima? I said that the old bald head bitten by a person probably couldn't accept it, so I could only tell the lie, and I said: "Of course, I can see that the one who bit your relative to death is called 'Tamen Bianis Tiger' is a very fierce tiger." ”
I went to his uncle's "Tamen Partial Nice Tiger" so far I haven't seen a tiger, how do you know this high-end goods? Actually, what I want to say is "they lied to you that you are a tiger".
But a simple peasant could not hear my words, and when he saw that I said my name and did not know him, he could only continue to ask: "It's a tiger, I also think it's a tiger, you are so accurate." Can you still eat this meat? ”
I knew that the old bald man was reluctant to lose this meat. I must not eat it until the murderer is found, and besides, the old bald head is rich, and it is not that he has never eaten meat, so I continued to lie: "You can't eat it, you can't eat it, and the 'Tamen Partial Nice Tiger' has bacteria in its mouth, that is, an infectious disease, and you can't eat it, and you will get sick if you eat it." ”
The old bald man must have felt a pity, and he said, "It's a pity, then I'll bury it in a while." ”
Seeing that the lie had been told and it was time to move on to the next topic, I asked the old bald head, "By the way, bald head, don't you even know that your pig was bitten to death?" ”
The old bald head seemed to think of something terrible, and said to me with a complicated expression: "Who said I don't know, that night the pig barked and the dog barked and the tiger barked, I didn't dare to go out, I could only stay at home and be in a hurry." Not to mention how uncomfortable it is. ”
I knew how important a pig was to a farmer, and I comforted: "It's okay to be bald, why don't you raise it in the future, the tiger didn't eat you because it ate your pig, or you can still live until now?" ”
The old bald man seemed to agree, and he nodded. I saw that nothing was wrong and I went home, and on the way I wondered what kind of person was going to bite pigs, and even wounded and even killed more than thirty of them.
I don't think it's possible to say it's a ghost, because ghosts don't bite pigs, so it's so good to bite people. Suddenly I remembered the movie I watched about Uncle Ying back then, and I thought it might be a zombie. Because there is a high probability of zombies.
(I'm really sorry for today's power outage.,Night cat uses the notebook's own battery code for a chapter.,And use the mobile phone hotspot to go up.,There's really no way to do it today.,Forgive me.,Night cat will make up tomorrow.。 )