Chapter 298: White Fish Slim Legs
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Chapter 298 White Fish Skinny Legs
I have thought more than once about what kind of thing time is, why everyone is always in a hurry when they are thirsting for time, and why when they want time to pass quickly, it walks like a sick seedling with a loose stomach, until later, I finally realized that time is not a thing at all, or it is too much of a thing. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
That's right, this is Zhang Shifei's heart, that night, he and Liang Yun'er talked about a lot of things that he hadn't talked about before, although they were all trivial things, but it calmed his heart, and he began to try to slowly integrate into this ordinary life, because he knew that maybe he would always be like this in the future, what demons and monsters, what beauties, what swords, mountains, fires, and seas, what traps and tricks, etc., let them follow the white dragon horse to drag Tang Seng to learn the scriptures, and he has nothing to do with him.
It's just that I still have some empty fishing in my heart, and I don't know why.
Li Lanying is different, since he came back from the snake cave mountain, this fat man has really changed a lot, it may not be appropriate to say this, Zhang Shifei feels that this fat man is like a different person, they all say that eating a trench grows a wisdom, it is indeed true, the fat man has learned a lesson, and decided to change his mind and start anew, he will no longer ask Zhang Shifei to go to a nightclub with him, in his words, that is, the two of them have graduated from the nightclub, and those lovely girls will go with the wind.
This is called a free and easy, Zhang Shifei was a little speechless, but also acquiesced, indeed, the reason why they used to go to that kind of place late, to put it bluntly, just can't find a belonging, now it's different, the fat man began to slowly show his talent in business, because Mr. Cui is stacking paper ingots with a resentful woman every day, so most of the guests are fat people come forward to greet him, his eloquence is very good, and the effect Mr. Cui is also very satisfied.
Zhang Shifei is the same, he reports to Fuze Hall every day, although there is nothing to do, but the smell of second-hand smoke and incense ash in Fuze Hall makes him feel very down-to-earth, he has nothing to do in his spare time, he cultivates his immortal bones, anyway, he is idle, and when it is evening, he goes to Liang Yuner's school to have dinner with her, and the relationship between the two gradually stabilizes, and when they meet, they will not blush, and they will not be speechless, although Zhang Shifei still does not dare to say those three words, But now he can hold Liang Yun'er's hand very calmly.
Sometimes, he goes to find Liang Yun'er, and he will see Fu Xuehan's little girl, but now he won't feel embarrassed, originally, it's not a big deal, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, I'm not afraid of crooked feet, I'm afraid of a hair, and besides, this little girl is really hot with that Liang Yun'er, women are really a very strange lifeform, looking at these two as if they have become best friends, Zhang Shifei can only sigh that this life is too exciting.
Liang Yun'er no longer cares about Zhang Shifei and that Fu Xuehan jokes, it seems that she is quite willing to play with the three of them, saying that it is fun, in fact, there is no entertainment, these two women have a lot of similarities, after Zhang Shifei's observation for more than a month, he found that they both like to laugh very much, happy every day, there seems to be nothing to make them bothered, similarly, both women like to be quiet, unlike some little girls now, they don't like to surf the Internet, after eating, they are willing to soak in the library for more time.
It's just that their tastes are different, Liang Yuner likes to read some pragmatic books, especially in law, which may have something to do with its dreams, Zhang Shifei remembers, Liang Yuner wants to be a lawyer, and her heart is more mature, basically she doesn't read books with stories xing, and Fu Xuehan is different, she is naturally optimistic, she thinks that nothing in this world is beautiful, she likes to read some novels, which is similar to Zhang Shifei, but Zhang Shifei usually reads on the bookshelf of Fuzetang, And Fu Xuehan reads some famous books and the like, especially interested in classical poetry, in the days of waiting for the news of those wild immortals, after dinner, many times, the three of them will read quietly in the library, the two women sit on one side, Zhang Shifei sits opposite, Liang Yuner reads "Civil Law Doctrine and Precedent Research", Fu Xuehan reads "Yuefu", and the books that Zhang Shifei wants to read are not available in this library, so most of the time, he is reading the newspaper.
There are often all kinds of things written in the newspaper, and there are all kinds of strange things, for example, there is a woman who eats rice cooker rice in one night, plus three apples and two pears plus bread, peanut butter and other things, and keeps eating, and finally ...... The stomach burst, and he died, and for example, a young man ran to a female netizen in other places, and he didn't want the female netizen to be an old man in his sixties, and then the young man's first time was a tragedy, etc., Zhang Shifei couldn't cry or laugh when he saw it, thinking about what this is, this is news or a cold joke, but recently there have been more topics about what is the high temperature in the province this year, and the drought resistance has been organized in various places, and under the leadership of a certain leader to implement the needle, good results have been achieved.
Indeed, now I see that more than half of the autumn has passed, but the temperature has not dropped much, it is still very high, and you can still see bare-legged hot girls in short skirts on the street.
Generally speaking, this kind of reading time will last for a long time, and the library closes very late, which their school does well, making it convenient for those students who don't want to be noisy in the dormitory to study, until the two women are tired of reading books, Zhang Shifei sent them back, and now there seems to be no separation between the three of them, but after Zhang Shifei came out of their school, his night has just begun.
That's right, now the incident of the egg demon is solved, but it doesn't mean that the world will be peaceful from now on, Fuze Hall was closed before, and a lot of commissions have been accumulated, and these commissions have been divided into two kinds by Mr. Cui, one is the incident of those big people who are suspicious and self-deceiving, the jargon is called' White fish', which means fatty fish that can be eaten for nothing, usually this kind of business, Li Lanying and Mr. Cui will directly ask them to sit on the Buddha statue, or sell some ineffective charms, and cut a stroke, in Mr. Cui's words, these grandsons, usually oppress the hard-earned money of the people, their money is not earned in vain, to a certain extent, this is also a kind of resource recycling.
And the other, is really a bit of a strange thing, Mr. Cui's eyes are very poisonous, no matter who it is, as long as he enters the door, he can see the doorway on this person, although his eyes can't see the 'three declines and six prosperity', but can also see the fire on the body, this is some of the simplest ability to look at the qi, many masters can do it, with the exuberance of the fire, Mr. Cui can see a rough, if the fire is low, then it is indeed encountered something that common sense can not judge, that is, we often say' Dirty things', this kind of commission, is called 'thin bear legs', or 'thin legs', the implication is that the event has material, the so-called fish and bear paws can not have both, this is Mr. Cui's business ethics, don't look at his eyes when he usually cheats people, but those are the white fish he thinks are worth cheating, but when something really happens, he often receives very little remuneration, he said to Zhang Shifei, this is the rule that Mr. Bai Pai has passed down since ancient times, we innovate in order to survive, but we can't lose the tradition.
Mr. Baipai's tradition is to help the sick and suffering, relieve the suffering, do not collect excess money, and the poor do not take a penny.
But now Mr. Cui is not free to go out, the responsibility of eliminating those dirty things is naturally Zhang Shifei, in this period of waiting for the two-month period, Zhang Shifei's second half of the night often does not stop, in order to facilitate travel, he bought a small sheep, saving trouble is not conspicuous, most of the time, he will change into jeans and black T-shirt, carrying a backpack full of various gadgets, riding a small motorcycle in the night of Harbin.
In the night of this city, there are not only people, but also many sad souls, due to the accumulation of a lot of events at hand, Zhang can only solve them one by one, he found that in fact, these souls that people are afraid of are not so terrible, because generally speaking, if they don't die particularly miserably, and those ghosts who are really shameless and like ruffians, their appearance is not very terrible, they are no different from ordinary people, the only difference is white, yes, the face is white, Some also emit a faint green glow.
Most of the time, Zhang Shifei will use the tools given to him by Yi Xinxing to lure those dead souls to a place where there is no one, and then talk to them, ask them why they want to stay in the world and not reincarnate, there is no love for no reason in this world, and there is no hate for no reason, after solving several incidents, Zhang Shifei found that in fact, these ghosts are often much more pitiful than the people they are entangled with, because, they have no chance.
The souls who can rely on the world not to be reincarnated are generally resentful, plus part of the reason between yin, the ghost is almost not good, Mr. Cui said to Zhang Shifei, generally speaking, it is not black and white impermanence that hooks the soul in the mortal world, but their little brother, and black and white impermanence bull head horse face or something, this is equivalent to a department-level cadre, the matter of hooking the soul is completely dispensable for them, they have a task amount, as long as a certain amount is completed in a year, you can pass the assessment, and the year-end bonus or something will be mixed up, The rest of the time is passed by themselves, and no one cares, just like those dog officials in the world, they don't care about whether they do practical things for the people, what they care about is only political achievements, as long as they don't let the political achievements be blank, they can continue to spend all day drinking and having fun, and these things are still the foundation of promotion, the official article of the authentic sect.
The ghosts who hook the soul are very reluctant to hook those ghosts who have grievances in their hearts, because they don't cooperate at all, the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, impermanence is like this, the ghost difference is the same, they also have a task amount, but after all, the earth can't revolve around a ghost, in order to save efficiency, the underworld actually turns a blind eye to those ghosts who have grievances, after all, whether to reincarnate or not is their own business, as long as there is no big incident, and when something really happens, they will intervene.
Therefore, this kind of ghost can also stay in the world, enough to have a trouble, after the death of the relationship is also a harmonious society, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, but fortunately, as long as patience, those ghosts are often better than people, at least, they know what they want, as long as they are satisfied, they will take the initiative to reincarnate, of course, as the so-called people are different, ghosts and ghosts are different, Zhang Shifei also encountered some ghosts like leprosy, not to want to kill a hundred people in public, I just want to have a hundred people in the women's bathhouse, and I really don't want to talk too much nonsense about this kind of ghost, because there are always some ghosts like this, and they are completely shameless, thinking that if they become ghosts, they can follow Jia Yezi and kill the Quartet, shit, you are Wu Lao 2 when I am Zhang Shifei?
Dealing with this kind of ghost often requires a very simple solution.
Two months passed, seemingly slow, but quite fast, the night before the two-month period, this night was yin, and the sky seen from under the street lamp was dark and dusk.
At two o'clock in the night, at the end of Edmonton Road in Daoli District, Harbin, inside the mouth of the alley between two residential buildings.
Stampede, in the dark, a rush of footsteps came, the street lights in the two communities did not know why, all damaged, the surroundings were pitch black, I couldn't see my fingers, I could only hear the sound of running, and a bright spot that flashed and disappeared when red, and the bright spot was getting closer and closer.
It was our Zhang Shifei, who was running fast at this time, with a half-smoked cigarette in his mouth, only to see him gritting his teeth and scolding while running: "Damn, running so fast." ”
The thing he said was "running really fast" was a white thing in front of him, this thing was very permeable in the dark, it was a white robe, the kind worn by the doctor in the hospital, it could be seen vaguely in the dark environment, this dress floated forward quickly, as if it had life.
Zhang Shifei has been chasing this ghost for almost half an hour, but this guy is running too fast, plus there are street lights on the street, Zhang Shifei doesn't dare to expose his strength too much, after all, technology is so developed now, maybe there is an idler playing with his mobile phone in the middle of the night, if he is recorded and posted on the Internet, it will be fucked.
This white coat is exactly what Zhang Shifei is tonight' Thin legs', through two nights of investigation, Zhang Shifei knew, this ghost was still the owner of a certain hospital before his death, and the nurses in the hospital were not less ruined by him, he was really a veritable doctor, Ya's death was quite dramatic, and he was stabbed to death, the reason is that a poor family, the guy and the father depend on each other, the father suddenly fell ill, and there was no money for surgery, in fact, it was not that the guy was borrowing money everywhere, but the hospital did not give him this time, delayed the operation, and when the guy finally got the money, the old man was already breathing, so the guy went crazy, he was holding a kitchen knife, found this director who knelt down for him at that time and gave him 500 red envelopes and swore that he could wait for him, and couldn't help but say that he was directly stabbed three times, divided into upper, middle and lower three ways, which meant that it was 30,000 yuan for surgery.
After the cut, this guy turned himself in, saying that he had no regrets, and after the death of this merry director, he couldn't calm down, he was actually a mess, not to mention the magic hand yin heart before his death, and he was not less greedy for this life-saving money, after he died, it not only did not repent, but felt that he was too guilty of death, so he decided to take revenge on the society, and did it to the female nurse of the hospital, pestering the eldest girl for more than a month, and almost ruined the family to death, fortunately, Zhang Shifei accepted this incident the day before yesterday, otherwise, there would be another tragedy.
After Zhang Shifei brought it out, he originally wanted to have a good talk with it and let it get on the road by itself, after all, he was dead, and to be honest, he was really not wronged to die, you said that you don't do things for others and receive any red envelopes from others, and after all, people are in that situation, but what Zhang Shifei didn't expect was that this grandson was still crazy, pointing at Zhang Shifei and scolding, saying that he was controlled by the law when he said it, why can't I be free now that I am dead? Which green onion are you, why aren't you afraid of me, get out of here, believe it or not, I'll kill you with a scalpel?
Oh my damn, Zhang Shifei was helpless at that time, he sighed, thinking to himself that it seems that this guy is a fool who has been poisoned by those ghost films, I really think that if I am a ghost, I am invincible, you don't look at it, if you are really invincible, can I still be so calm when I see you?
So Zhang Shifei didn't say a word, and slapped the doctor in the hall, the ghost was very surprised, how could he still be beaten when he was a ghost?
Nonsense, the immortal bone qi in Zhang Shifei's hand beats its soul, that ghost sees that this guy really doesn't look like a good class, a good man doesn't eat the loss in front of him, this grandson saw that Zhang Shifei was very ruthless, so he smeared oil on the soles of his feet, so Zhang Shifei chased all the way to here, Zhang Shifei saw that there was a dead end in front of him, so he smiled, knowing that this grandson couldn't run, but the white coat saw that he ran to the back of a building, and he didn't panic, but he was in a hurry to float up, and he floated to the top of the building more than ten stories high.
Zhang Shifei saw that it was so not on the road, and even wanted to run, so he scolded, he looked left and right, and the surrounding environment was dark and suitable for him to do it, so he sneered, jumped high, a blue light flashed in the darkness, and a fat peacock appeared and flew up to the top of the building.
Zhang Shifei flapped his wings and scolded in his heart: "Damn, it's the last day, how did you meet such a thing?" ”
I hope it won't make trouble for itself, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, but at this time he didn't know, the more he didn't want to trouble, the trouble came to the door, so that he wanted to regret it, but it was too late.
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