Chapter 003: You have to pinch out their egg yolks!!
Bao Yuan pulled Alice. Nika's hand asked with a caring face, "Honey, where did your awesome Aston Martin stop in the first place?" ”
Alice. Nika said Taiyuan.
Bao Yuan said as if announcing an order: "Let's go, brothers, first drive out of Lao Tzu's broken Geely business car, and then, everyone will discuss leaving, in my opinion, Miss Park is injured, and Xinguangwu medical technology is limited, let's send Miss Park to Taiyuan for treatment first." ”
Others agreed unconditionally.
Park Nianyun whispered: "I listened to the arrangement of Little Master Bao, in fact, my injury doesn't matter. ”
Bao Yuan said proudly: "It doesn't matter if Lao Tzu has the final say." ”
Half a year apart, Bao Yuan almost went crazy when he saw Geely's business car again...... Damn, when the poor bones are fashionable and don't feel it, since he has a Geely business car, Bao Yuan has found that it is indeed a lot more convenient...... Damn, parking fees have also become a small expense, parking prices vary across the country, most of them are decided by local administrators, there is no unified standard, the lot is valuable, and the lot is not worth much.
Before entering the underground palace of Yanmen Pass.
Bao Yuan simply thinks: Lao Tzu's Geely business car is not worth a few dollars, and it is not appropriate to always eat money in an expensive parking lot, and it can't be so harmful if you have money. Because, when everyone enters the Yanmen Pass Underground Palace, no one can tell when they will be able to come out, in case they lose five years of time in the Yanmen Pass Underground Palace...... Damn, if you come back in five years, the parking fee will not be enough to buy a new car, not cost-effective, very cost-effective.
So, Bao Yuan found a stop on the white line in Xinguangwu at that time.
At first, I thought it was very simple, the road is walked by the people of the world. Anyone can park on the sidewalk with a white line, i.e. there is no charge. It's safe for people to come and go.
Outcome.
Half a year has passed, and the Geely business car is lying on the side of the road and no one is driving. It's not enough to be covered with dust, damn, I don't know which turtle grandson bastard ate too much shit and used a sharp weapon to engrave patterns all over the car...... Damn, the carved looks good is also regarded as art, fainted, before and after the net engraved some turtle bastards, curly dogs, rabbits, eagle bullshit patterns, the body is not complete, nine out of ten windows are smashed, only the window next to the driver's seat is still intact. Hanging alone, the more I look at it, the more sorry I feel.
The question is.
And that's not all.
Damn, the only remaining complete car window is covered with white stripes, all of which are fined 200 yuan for illegal parking.
Can you keep Bao Yuan from getting angry?
When the fat hair saw it, he burst out without thinking about it: "Fuck fuck, don't guess, it must have been smashed by Zhang Dacang's turtle grandson bastard." ”
After a sober analysis, Song Peng denied this statement.
Bao Yuan also said that it could not have been done by Zhang Dacang, who was in Shanghai. This is Xinguangwu, and Zhang Dacang has no reason to chase everyone to Xinguangwu to smash the car. Besides, where did Zhang Dacang dare to smash Lao Tzu's car, but against him.
Zhang cannon's fart thing. Bao Yuan is still not very clear, although there is no coincidence that the book is not written, but. There are never so many coincidences!
Song Peng was also strange, no, no, he said, "Damn." it, who did it? ”
Alice. Nika said lightly: "Little Master Bao." In my opinion, throw it away, besides, this broken car, in the words of you Chinese, this is chicken ribs, don't think about losing it, throw it away, let's replace it with a new one. ”
Bao Yuan said angrily: "No, no, no, you don't understand, this is called not steaming steamed buns to fight for breath." ”
While wandering left and right, an old lady noticed everyone, and the old lady looked at everyone standing in front of the car and wandering for a long time. When she was sure that these people were the owners of the car, she trembled up and asked, "Young man, little girl, is this car yours?" ”
Bao Yuan nodded and said, "It's mine, grandma, do you know who made the car like this?" ”
The old lady looked left and right for a long time, and then said mysteriously: "Young man, why didn't you leave sooner after stopping here for so long?" ”
Ping Sigui said: "Grandma, we were on a business trip, and we didn't have time to drive, and it became like this when we came back." ”
The old lady muttered to herself in the local dialect: "Young man, don't be afraid of things, don't panic when you pull in your pants...... After speaking, the old lady said again, "Young man, do you see the stop line under the car?" We have a leader here who has just taken office, and the leader said on TV that he has decided to renovate these roads and widen them...... The common people say that this is not building roads, this is spending money for taking office, alas, which leader can't spend a lot of money when he takes office, and can he do it if he doesn't get it back? Ordinary people say that building roads is very profitable, and I think it's ......"
The old lady chattered a lot, and Bao Yuan knew that what she said was reasonable.
The question is.
The old lady did not directly say who had smashed it.
Hearing the old lady say this, Song Peng paid attention to the parking line, that's right, the white line used for parking has indeed been washed off, and the poor impression is like a witness. In this way, it is understandable that the windows of the car are plastered with tickets.
Bao Yuan asked patiently: "Grandma, do you know who smashed the car?" ”
The old lady said mysteriously: "Young man, I don't dare to tell you directly who smashed it, besides, I don't think your car is a good car, and you can't afford to mess with the person who smashed the car...... Young man, it really makes people angry that the car was smashed, I rely on the old man to tell you, don't take it away during the day, wait until there is no one at night, you drive it away, repair it, it is said that someone has been eyeing this car......"
Alice. Nika sighed with emotion: "Great China...... Master Bao, in my opinion, you can go to the UK with me, I swear, I will never participate in any national organization again, in the words of your Chinese, let's be an idle cloud and wild crane, okay......"
Bao Yuan was categorical: "No, this matter must be resolved, go to the UK hands-free!" ”
You can see it.
Although the old lady wanted to stop talking to everyone, she was out of kindness.
Bao Yuan walked away with the old lady in his arms, took out a few red tickets from his arms, and said politely: "Grandma, thank you, I will definitely listen to your words, we will come to get it away in the middle of the night, but can you tell me, who made this car like this?" ”
The grandmother doesn't take the money.
She looked at the angry Bao Yuan, comforted and said, "Young man, I know that you are holding back the fire in your heart, who has no fire in your heart when you encounter something, but it is better not to show your ability...... Young man, I have also heard from others that there are hundreds of speeding tickets on your car, and the public people are waiting for you to drive this car every day, and the car was not smashed by the public, but by the people who contracted to repair the road, not to mention your car, and several families were smashed by them. ”
Bao Yuan immediately understood.
The matter couldn't be simpler, people want to build roads, and their own cars are really wrong here, the question is, do you have to be so overlord?
Bao Yuan took out a few red tickets from his arms, whether the old lady wanted it or not, and forced them into the old lady's hand.
Bao Yuan said: "Grandma, you just wait to watch the show, see how I clean up these turtle grandchildren, Lao Tzu has to pinch out their egg yolk!" (To be continued.) )