Chapter 156: The Yin Market Has Changed
To say that this Mr. Cui, how arrogant and domineering he is usually, he deceives his customers, raises his eyebrows at Zhang right and wrong, and shouts at Li Lanying, he is simply a demonic existence, although his real ability does not show much in front of the two, but Zhang right and wrong can understand that this division is indeed very strong, and he does have this arrogant capital.
But today Zhang Shifei is the first time to see the expression of the split head, God, what kind of expression is this, just like the Amanda who put the old man in the hood in the popular global restricted film "Chainsaw" 2, why does it seem like he is going to be scared to cry?
All of this made Zhang Shifei feel puzzled, you know, the hanging ghost thing is terrible, but according to common sense, it shouldn't be a very tough ghost, it is estimated that it is only at He Qian's level to support death, according to this view, there should be no attack power, but why should this split head be so afraid? And he seems to know the buddy in front of him, and he actually calls him 'Master Xie', and his face is full of slaves, what's going on?
The hanged ghost called Master Xie sneered, it looked at Mr. Cui and then at Zhang Shifei, its eyes were full of that kind of contempt, as if it was watching ants, listening to Mr. Cui speak to him, he snorted, and then pinched his waist with both hands, posing like a shrew scolding the street, opening his mouth to speak without being afraid of biting his tongue, and sneering at Mr. Cui and said: "I am open-minded (said), how can I meet you anywhere." ”
"Either let's say that the two of us are destined, thank you, master." Mr. Cui suddenly had a flattering smile on his face, and he said to the hanged ghost: "Master Xie is really hard, he is busy running around for the ghost sentient beings, and he is spilling blood to contribute to the society of Xudu, your spirit is really an example for our juniors to learn......"
"Come on." Mr. Xie waved his hand impatiently, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Fart role model, yes, I've been tired to death for the past two days, hey, by the way, what are you doing here, junior." ”
Mr. Cui didn't dare not answer when he saw the old hanged ghost asking, so he smiled and said: "Look, what, I'm not that, I was instructed to come here to take over a white job today, the mourner is upstairs, and the mourning will be mourned tomorrow morning. ”
The hanged ghost snorted, obviously not eating his set much, only to see it stretch out its bacon-like claws, point at Zhang Shifei, and then ask Mr. Cui: "Who is this little crush?" ”
Oh! How dare you scold me, bastard? Zhang Shifei's heart was furious, you must know that although Mr. Cui is afraid of this hanged ghost, Zhang Shifei is not afraid, because he can't feel a trace of 'qi' from the hanged ghost, you say that you are still afraid of a bird when you are out of gas?
Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei was angry, his eyes widened and he wanted to open his mouth to fight back, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he saw Mr. Cui, Mr. Cui was turning his head and glaring at him viciously, almost murderous eyes, Mr. Cui's face was already paralyzed and matched with this kind of look, which was clearly to tell Zhang Shifei: Don't speak, if you speak, you will die very miserably.
Zhang Shifei was stunned, seeing that the split head had done this, he was not good at what to say, you must know that the split head had never played stinky chess, he must have his reason for doing this, so Zhang Shifei swallowed all the dirty words that he had put on his lips and swallowed all the swear words into his stomach, without words.
Mr. Cui seemed to be relieved when he saw that Zhang Shifei didn't speak, and then said to the old hanged ghost: "You said he, hey, the apprentice I accepted is also a disciple of the Bai faction, by the way, you are here for ............."
The hanged ghost snorted, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Seeing that you are not very old, you are also a master, this apprentice let you accept it, why am I so upset...... Forget it, you ask me why I came, what else can I for, what are you for, I'll do it. ”
After listening to his words, Mr. Cui said with some joy: "Hey, that's a good feeling, there are two upstairs now, you can take them together." ”
After listening to Mr. Cui's words, the old hanged ghost glared at him, and then said in a weird manner: "Take a fart, don't you see that I didn't bring a guy today, even if I bring a guy, I can't take it away." ”
"Why?" Half of Mr. Choi's face suddenly appeared surprised.
I saw that the hanged ghost said angrily: "Recently, more than half a step and one step less have to be renovated, and it is estimated that it will take two days, and those ghosts are now all nested in the yin market, and they are almost unable to squeeze in." ”
Mr. Cui was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously asked the old hanged ghost: "Why do you want to renovate?" Isn't that good? ”
"What a fart, have you been?" The hanged man cursed.
Seeing that the hanged ghost was angry, and I don't know why, Mr. Cui was almost not scared to sit on the ground, but he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I haven't been there, you just didn't say it." ”
I really don't understand why this split head is so afraid of it, Zhang Shifei clenched his fists behind Mr. Cui, he thought to himself, does Mr. Cui have any handle in the hands of this hanged ghost? For example, nude photos or something, otherwise how would you be afraid of this? But it's impossible to think about it, just Mr. Cui's bunch of them, even if the nude photos are posted on the Internet, people will inevitably scold the street after clicking on the post, just his dry body, what's so good-looking?
I saw that the hanged ghost seemed to be very angry, and it scolded and said: "What, I get angry when I think about it, what are you talking about, I don't know what those high-ranking officials of the prefecture think, what kind of high-speed railway to build in Yin City or something, when the time comes, it will only take half a day from Yin City to the Underworld, and it is said that it is in line with the international death route of the West, in line with it!" Is there any mistake, people go directly to the sky in the west, and they don't take the elevator all the way to the end, you say that you have an egg for the whole broken railway, and the ghost who can't squeeze it can't squeeze up? Our food and wages have been shrunk, it's really hard and money, more than half a step ahead can't be squeezed out, all ghosts, it seems to be at a fork in the road, all the ghosts are now afraid to detain the soul, and they have to run around in the sun to see if there are any ghosts who can't bear the surname, you say, isn't this nonsense? ”
Mr. Cui was speechless when he heard this, thinking that this is the manifestation of that brother again, you are a fart railroad in the yin city? Fix it so quickly for the ghost to sit? Well, it's really for the ghosts...... Seeing that the atmosphere seemed to be somewhat relaxed now, Mr. Cui followed the hanged ghost and said, "Yes, it's really nonsense." ”
", you know six?" Hey, Zhang Shifei almost didn't have fun after hearing this, and he didn't know why, he was quite angry when he saw this hanged ghost just now, because it was too good to pretend to be a calf, but when he saw that Mr. Cui's fart was not filmed well and was slapped on the horse's hooves, Mr. Cui's whole body trembled after being scolded, and this picture was surprisingly joyful.
Fortunately, Mr. Cui seemed to have known that the old hanged ghost was moody, but he just shook it, not embarrassed, but he asked cautiously: "What you said is reasonable, reasonable, by the way, Master Xie, do you mean that the yin market will not accept ghosts now?" ”
The hanged man nodded, and then said inarticulately, "Isn't it, or I would be so tired?" ”
Mr. Cui frowned, then pointed upstairs and said, "But what about those two ghosts?" ”
When the hanged ghost heard Mr. Cui say this, his little eyes rolled, and then he said to Mr. Cui, "Isn't this you?" Isn't that what you do for free? ”
"What's wrong with me?" Mr. Cui suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.
I saw the hanged ghost say inarticulately: "Of course it's your business, you see, you happen to be here, you can help me watch the two above for a few days, save me from running back and forth, it's so decided." ”
Mr. Cui was depressed, and secretly scolded You old grandson, isn't this asking me to help you wipe your ass, but he didn't dare to say no to the hanged ghost openly, he just opened his mouth and said, "But ............"
"Nothing!" The hanged ghost suddenly raised his eyebrows, and suddenly said, this voice, not only Mr. Cui, but even Zhang Shifei shook for no reason, because at that moment, it seemed that a strong sense of fear emerged from his heart, and when he brushed it, Zhang Shifei only felt that the hairs on his body stood up.
Holy, what's going on? Zhang Shifei looked at the hanged ghost in disbelief, was this feeling coming from him? Zhang Shifei swallowed and foamed, no wonder Mr. Cui was so afraid of it, it seems that this grandson is really not a good person.
Seeing the evil smile on the face of the hanged ghost, he stretched out his hand and patted Mr. Cui's shoulder, and then said to him: "You guys are Mr. Yin and Yang, you are usually taken care of by the underworld, and now you should help the underworld, I can't say too much, you see that you don't speak, that's acquiescence, or what, otherwise, I'll call my brother and let him tell you?" ”
"Don't, don't! I promise, I promise it!! The hanged ghost's hand was on Mr. Cui's shoulder, and Mr. Cui only felt a piercing coldness, so he hurriedly waved his hand, and at the same time thought to himself, this hanged ghost is already enough to choke, if you want to call his deadly brother, then you have to die?
Thinking of this, he responded to this matter, and listened to the hanged ghost say that the railway in Yin City is now calculated according to the time of the yang world, and it will probably take two or three days to get it done, during this time, the two ghosts upstairs will be temporarily taken care of by Mr. Cui, and after the Yin City is opened to traffic, it will be sent by Mr. Cui himself.
While the old hanged ghost was talking, Mr. Cui hung his head in frustration, and didn't dare to reply a word, just blindly agreed, and after the old hanged ghost finished speaking, Mr. Cui said weakly: "What, okay, Master Xie, you are busy with affairs, I don't dare to disturb more, don't worry, things are proper here, you see your ......"
"What's the matter, let me go?" The hanged man's eyes snapped.
Mr. Cui's heart was about to collapse, he thought to himself, what's the matter, you kill me, you don't have to be ashamed, what do you want me to do, so he said to the old hanged ghost with a depressed face: "No, I didn't pick you up, then ...... Is there anything else you can do? ”
(To be continued)